Itt: We wait

*cough*

Fuck niggers to hell and piss on their graves.

*sniffles and lip smacks*

*sneezes*

*fiddles around on waiting room seat, tries to pick up phone but drops it to the floor*
oh uhh

*checks watch*

>>723168305
*fiddles with phone in pocket*

*straightens tie*

*reads through magazine*

Socialism is great, until you run out of other people's money.

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*piss blasting out of my erect cock*

>>723168305
*comes in sees nothing but awkward people waiting. decides to sit right next to anon*
"umm, sorry... excuse me*

*clears throat*

>>723168305
*picks nose in the corner

*grabs packet of Dentyne Sub Zero gum out of pocket, takes one and hold packet towards the person next to me*
Want one?

>>723168621
*accidently touch anons crotch*

>>723168602
Stop ruining the roleplay experience you filthy swine

>>723168305
*Checks phone*

>>723168689
Fucking faggot
*moves over*

>>723168601
*looks up from Jacobin magazine and gives passive aggressive glare, then makes eye contact and instantly look down*

>>723168680
*tries to pickpocket anon that fell asleep*

*still doing nothing at all*

*watching the scene*

>>723168775
*Tries to check anon's magazine without him noticing*

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>>723168698
Suck a nigger cock

*farts* oh god I hope it doesn't stink

>>723168767
*kicks chair*
wanna feel mine, anon?

*goes up to the reception desk* "excuse me, how much longer is the wait?"

>>723168916
Hey buddy, I'm offering you some gum not whats in my pockets.

>>723169040
*under the breath*
fuckin liberals...

>>723168998
*Winks at anon*

>>723168305
*starts around the room while staring at the painting*

*makes a disgusted face*
*under breath*
"w-...who the fuck farted"
*Gets up and goes to other side of the room*

*discreetly faps*

>>723169139
*walks up* sorry, I didn't quite catch that

Why do they have all these copies of 'Country Life' in the inner city?

what are we waiting for anyways guys, anybody remembers?

>>723169407
*spots weird movement out of the corner of the eye*
"jesus christ...."

*stands up to get a drink of water*

>>723169409
well you sure won't catch this
*autistic screech before punching anon in the face*

*sighs and thinks about the amount of time spent here that is eating away my limited amount of time left being alive*

*spots guy fapping in the corner and decides to join in.*

>>723169493
*suddenly realise that i don't know either*
f-f-for real guys..why are we here..? I remember driving home

>>723168305
Do doo doo. Dah dah dah. *FFFFAAAAAARRRT!*

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*eats warm smegma*

>>723169493
we are waiting for the trips of satan

>>723169539
*screeches back autisticly and pounces on top of anon*

"IF THAT FUCKIN' KID DOESN'T STOP MAKING FUCKIN' KID NOISES I'LL KICK THE CUNT!"

ARE WE THERE YET?

*pulls out speaker, and starts playing lovely day by bill withers*

>>723169857
aww man don't scream when I wanted to scream, you ruined my whole post goddamit

i think the guy next to me is dead. he doesnt seem to be breathing and his skin is starting to turn grey

>>723170022
Be a nigger and put on my Beats by Dre on max volume playing some incomprehensibe ghetto shit. All anyone can hear from it is "NIGGA NIGGA BITCHES MONEY SUCK DICK NIGGA BITCH"

>>723170615
I'd have approved you if it wasn't for the part
>MONEY SUCK DICK
Money can't suck dick bro

Can we PLEASE keep it civil in here people?

>>723170773
I'll piss in your mouth faggot

>>723170615
*look at you angrily*
Could you please turn the volume down? Back in my days, the only thing that loud was my machinegun...

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>>723170728
Niggers don't know how to use apostrophes, or any punctuation for that matter.

>>723171040
Why they put headphones on a monkey?

>>723171194
It temporarily distracts them from poop-flinging, raping, murdering their children and stealing stuff.

>>723170921
Sir, please. If you can, restrain yourself from making remarks such as that towards me.

>>723171194
It's a nigger. Not blaming you though, the differences are hard to spot.

*enjoys the few minutes of silence we just had apart from occasional teeth-kissing from the negro*

*pulls out my phone and browses /b/

Damn you guys are pretty hardcore saying nigger online like that
Do your moms know how badass you are?

>>723172076
Found the nigger

>>723172076
>implying nigger is not the appropriate term

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Do you like my new tattoo anon? It`s scratch and sniff,smell it.