>Autistic piece of shit >Finally have enough Good Boy Points

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>Autistic piece of shit
>Finally have enough Good Boy Points
>Autistic fucking sister has more Pretty Princess Points than I do GB points
>Seeks to gain more GB points
>Goes to local Catholic priest
>New priest named "Chad"
>Looks sketchy as all hell
>Says he'll "clean out my gutters" and "unclog my pipes"
>Goes to my house and cleans out the roof gutters
>About to make his way to my bathroom, when I tell him all my shit and piss are stored in bottles, and I rarely use the toilet
>In actuality, I never use the toilet, but I say rarely so I don't looks like a complete disgusting twat
>Father Chad bends me over
>Tells me to succ his dick for GB points
>I open my mouth for Chad
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Chad
>And GB points, I'm not a fucking faggot
>Still not enough GB points
>Skank-ass sister offers to share her points with me if I perform a few "favours"
>She pulls open her weeb-ass school girl skirt, and I lick her period-stained vagina
>Start fucking her belly button with my 2-inch chode
>Finally have enough points
>Feelsgoodman.ogg
>Goes to cash in my points
>Whore-ass mother tells me she's not buying chicken tendies this week
>Has mental breakdown
>Aim my sister like a Magnum Machine gun
>Sister starts pissing all voortrekker style on whore-ass mom
>Mom leaves the house and comes back with my beloved chicken tendies
>Yes.png
>Enjoying my lovely chicken tendies
>LAPD unit breaks down my door and tears my ass open
>Entire squadron shoves their pulsating dicks down my uncircumcised penis
>Too high on heroin to notice my tendies getting stolen
>Mohammed loves you