im basically in love with my room mate and she told me today

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>>723166141
How fuckin' lonely are you, son? Grow up, you overemotional pussy fuckstick cringelord. SPOILER: Sad faggotry like this is the reason no one wants to be in the same room with you.

>>723166141
She will never love you

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>>723166141

>>723166141
Offer her 1500.

>>723166141
Post a pic of her

start pimping her out
train that whore
???
profit
bitches now want you cause you have the monies but they only whores to be pimped out for more monies
monies is the only one that loves you

>>723166141
Woman only tell guys they want to have sex with other guys because they want to know their feelings on the matter, so tell her how you feel


Also she's probably bringing it up because she has no money for rent. If that was the case she's just saying that because she wants you to feel bad and pay her part of the rent


Up to you to decide either let her whore herself out for money or tell her how you feel and pay for her part of the rent also
Either way anon you lose but you might gain some pussy

She's single and she can do whatever she wants.

Why don't you make a move and do something about it?

>>723166141
I'd have joked, "A THOUSAND DOLLARS? You could always fuck me for FREE"

> or a lesser amount if you really want to be clever.

>>723166141
Offer her 5$ to fuck you.

She's already established what sort of woman she is, all you're doing is haggling over price

>>723166660
This anon
Also post a pic of her

>>723166141
No one ever told you girls are willing to fuck for money no matter how hot they are

>>723166141
Post a picture of her please so we can see what you've missing out on

>>723166901
>because I have difficulty finding random pictures of strangers on the internet

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>>723167070

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>>723166362

>>723167078
No dumb fuck anon could be crying over a 1/10 you stupid nigger cock sucking faggot

>>723166875
do you make them boiled eggs the morning after bedding them thanks to those top notch jokes as well?

>>723166660
OP here i asked her out when we first met (like a few days after) and she turned me down i think over the 3 years we've lived together i asked like 2 more times but not in over a year (which ive spent trying to convince myself i dont like her but its hard when you see her everyday), we are both relatively introverted so we dont go out much and when we do its together, people always think we are dating and she used to correct them immediately but lately she hasnt been (to save me embarassment she said) i guess i was ok with this for a while, my last gf fucked me up pretty bad and its been little over a year with no sex


im not gonna post a picture of her

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>>723166660
>taking dating advice
>from /b/

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>>723167207
i am cringing so hard for you

>>723167207
lol

>>723167279
you faggots are the only neutral party i can talk to

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>>723167188
You wait here, kid.

>>723167207

Then you're either a liar, a faggot, or both.

>>723167322
Post a picture of her so we can jizz on it so you can get used to her having a cum covered face because for sure she's going to be doing the fucking on her bed

>>723166141
>1000$

she might not think you're a retarded faggot if you started doing that right.
$1000

>>723167351
Stop posting pictures of your brother

>>723166141
>i feel like shit

translates as: "I don't have a grand to waste for 15 minutes of sex action".

Being depressed because you falled for a woman considering starting her whore career is so cringey.

>Having one-itis for a whore
How does this happen?

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>>723167455

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>>723167542
>for a whore

OP, she will never fuck you. If you want her to fuck you, start going out to bars and bring women back home. Act like you couldn't give a shit less if she exists or not.

The reason you're so in love with her is because you don't meet other people. If you were having sex, you wouldn't give a shit about this skank.

>>723167592
Hi lonely Knight

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>>723166141
ITT: Cringe. Cringe everywhere.

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>>723167207
>OP here i asked her out when we first met

top notch cringe.
seems like you're pic related

OP came to the realization today that women are shitty "people".

Congratulations OP

>>723167279
Well sure if you're stupid enough to date a whore but I'm sure you're just very retarded all together

>>723167542

happens because faggots think that it is OK to fall in love for a non-virgin (aka "Used Goods") woman

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>>723167750

>Live with girl for 3 years
>No sex with her

You must be ugly as hell or an awkward social fucking train wreck.

How the fuck have you been in love with some girl for 3 years and not moved on? Have you not left your apartment in 3 years?

This has to be bait.

>>723167279
>Dating advice
How stupid are you?
Better yet how old are you? 14 and a girl?

OP, she is doing it to test the waters with you, if you act like you don't care she will do it for money and possibly hurt you. If you counter it and say if money is that big of an issue I can help you out with rent or whatever then she will just use your emotions to get free rent. There isn't anyway to come out ahead on this. You could sit her down and tell her how you care and think that she would regret the choice of whoring herself out. If she goes ahead and does it break away, become more distant. If she cares about you she'll chase and try to get you back. If she ignores you as well then you have the answer that she never cared about you anyways

>>723167975
>14 and a girl?
You have my attention

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>>723167975
<-- you, right now

>>723167626
Listen to this fag, find other bitches to fuck and you'll soon forget about this skank. As a bonus she might get jealous and want to fuck you anyway. If not forget about her and move on

>>723167988
>You could sit her down and tell her how you care and think that she would regret the choice of whoring herself out.
Lol do not do this.

She doesn't care. This is advice that women give. Never take advice that women give about other women. She isn't going to give a fuck about his heart to heart with her when she's getting paid $1,000 to fuck some sweaty middle aged banker.

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>>723167736

actually this cringey thing always happens because people believe that non-virgin women are worth something.

if OP (pic rel8) is glad to date and marry a non-virgin woman, he's already a cuck in denial.

Just let her "earn" $1,000 and add +1 to the number of dicks she has seen before yours.

True men only go for a virgin woman. Without exceptions.

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>>723167988
fucking hell you lonely spergs

>>723167626
>this

You're going thru something like grief. Seriously, tell yourself it is never going to happen and believe it then get on with your life. You have to understand that even if you got with her you'll never be happy. You'll always be insecure and she'll always be looking out for the next guy.

Join a dating site or anything.
Just move on.

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>>723167988
this is the only good thing said in this entire shitposting & roasting thread.

>>723167988
Nigga, he hasn't even gotten a blowjob and has lived with her for 3 years. He's either disgusting to look at or extremely socially awkward to talk to.

>>723168169
Whatever gets your self-esteem off the floor...

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>>723168181

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>>723168193
>Nigga

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>>723168113
>Just let her "earn" $1,000 and add +1 to the number of dicks she has seen before yours.

she will add +1 everytime some dick-enabled dude will offer her a reasonable sum of money.

go on, cucks! make every woman think "I've got a gold mine and it's named Vagoo!"

>>723168077
Stop being angry lonely fuck, I bet that's an accurate representation of what you're doing, who's replying to every post
>(You)
who's actually going the extra mile to post pictures?
>(You)
What am I doing?
working and playing with my pussy at your stupidity because I love stupid immature guys

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>>723168343

>>723168251

MODS !!! Underaged

>>723167207
Don't fucking date a room mate you dumb shit. She knows, she isn't stupid.

>>723166141
I'll tell you what you could do

You can act like a man

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>>723168169
torkoal I choose you

>>723168551
it's alright anon half of us love you and have if us share the same problems as you
We the autistic people have come together in an image board so others like you may hear your cry, some will cry back others will make fun of you autistic kids but me I'll chime in every once and awhile

>>723168411
remind to never parent

>>723168663
>>723168551
>>723168411
>>723168251
>>723168169
>>723168115
>>723168077
Same lonely fag I would select the rest but as I go selecting them I can't help but imagine you jacking off to downies

femanon here.

I'm the roommate of fat cringey neckbearded OP.

Yea, I made up the story of the $1,000 banker because I found that OP is a faggot browsing 4chan, and I wanted to enjoy dozens of dudes roasting him when he asked for advice.

I'm topkekking and lulz-lel-zozzling quite hard.

Anyway a banker can go way higher than just a grand, depending on how I'm kosher.

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>>723168663

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>>723169083

>>723169095
>>723168663
>>723168169
Same autistic fag

>>723166141
rape is the key to your happiness

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>>723169251
Don't run out and apply for that detective license just yet.

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>>723169297

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>>723169083
Don't think i'll give up my virginity that easy, womin.
I dance your sexuality away

>>723169345
>Being this new

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>>723169439

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>>723169251
Psst, we're all named anon, newfriend

>>723169345
You sure showed him faggot good job

>>723169345
>Caring this much

>>723169484
>Being this new

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>>723169564
<-- you, right now

>>723169612
this is funny

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>>723166141

Pull a Great Gatsby and then go get really rich (go to school and get a business degree, then move to a banking city like NYC or Charlotte)

But instead of trying to get her back you just live your life very well with the girl that doesn't considering prostituting herself out for a month's rent.

>>723169606
>>723169564
>>723169491
>>723169439
Calm down friendo, you surely won this anonymous image board battle, it's time to leave

>>723169612
Aw so cute

>>723169083
You know the rules, right?

Tits and timestamp or GTFO.

>>723166141
You need to read the game my dude

>>723169682
Stop trying to sway OP with your positivity and logic, he deserves so much more than that

>>723166141
Does she know you love her?

Tell her you unbelievable faggot!

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>>723169753
Son, you might be legit fucking retarded.

>>723169731
kek

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>>723169731
Thanks

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>>723169753

here you go!

>>723169731
About time I win so I'll take all the credit

>>723167207
You just need to tell her that you love her. Period.

Not that you guys should be together or anything else, just that you are in love with her.

That's all you need. Goof

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>>723170021
>You just need to tell her that you love her period.

eww, gross!!!

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>>723166141

Why don't you offer to pay her portion of the rent for a month if she lets you bang her?

>>723170159
Considering how rare proper grammar is, pls be nic to teh gud gais

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>>723170206
and you socially-stunted tardpockets wonder why you have so much difficulty with girls

>>723166141
So tell her you have feelings for her and tell her you don't want her to do it, faggot. She's asking because she values your opinion. You missed this completely and instead chose to feel sorry for yourself.

Here it is, once and for all:

the amount of times you will get laid = your willingness to ask for what you want / your amount of self-pity

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>>723170914

>>723170506
Hey hey...I taje exception to that. I'm a manlet. I've *seen* that face. Did I deserve to see it? Probably not. Who cares...you've either got the goods or you don't.

>>723166141
So get a thousand dollars and fuck he bejesus out of her.

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>>723171112

>>723170975
Is that you? Because I'm not changing my answer. Tell her that your knuckle tatoo expands to read "Welcome to the Ohio Valley, Pretty Lady!" when it comesinto contact with vaginal flora at exactly body temperature.

>>723170206

basically he would be buying sex because he can't get sex for free.

but since he has feelings for her, in the end he'd actually pay way more than he would for a normal whore.

Holy Christ you're a beta faggot.

>>723166311
This.

>>723166141
a thousand chim chams??

i'd be more jealous of that. how many shifts at burger king do you have to work to catch up to ONE DAY'S WORK for her

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>>723171298

fake and gay.

what if the gets the $1000, does sex, and then starts dating a banker who fucks her for $1500, $2000, $2500 everytime?

you cannot compete with bankers in the "how much can you pay" game.

>>723166141
She's willing to be a prostitute, you don't need that bitch.

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>>723166141
ITT: Awkward teenage virgins give advice to awkward teenage virgin.

What kind of dumb fuck would turn down one thousand basically free trumpdollars?

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>>723166141

>you're in love
>she's going to rent her Vajayjay to some banker in his thirties for 1000$
>you're still in love

cuckmeter hit the maximum level so hard the pin actually bended

>>723168251
Fun fact that kid is the stupidest kid ive ever known. He hung out at the beach every day with his one loser follower nearly every summer. Yes hes as big an assmuncher as this pic suggests.

>Some guy willing to pay 1k to bang your roommate

She's not that hot. This is fake and gay. OP sucks dicks. OPs roommate is his ugly mother.

>>723166141
all this just to justify fucking your mom.....

>>723167626
This.

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>Stop acting like a pussy, fuck her and move on
>Realize she's a whore, move on.
Just choose.

>>723166236
She looks like a fucking down syndrome stroke victim, no loss.

>>723166892
This is brilliant. I'm serious, this is the mentality that gets you laid.

>>723166141
$1k is too much for one woman. This bitch thinks pretty highly of herself.

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>>723172119

>>723171213
As a guy that lives in the Ohio valley,
This is completely true.

I'm scheduled for my knuckle tat next week.

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>>723172448
Hey, congrats on convincing mom to sign the consent form!

how long have you been on /b/ to only now realise that all women are whores. lol

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>>723172144
This entire thread

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>>723172593

>>723166141
every girl is a whore
also consider an hero

>>723166141
Why are you in love with an actual whore?

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>>723172657
You tell him, son.

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>>723172586
Cashmeousay howbowdah?

Fer reals though, why is everyone so trashy here? :/
I'm watching shameless thinking this shit is like

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>>723166141
oh my god man, im sorry thats bad :((

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>>723172717

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>>723166141
IS THAT REALLY SHOE??!!!!!!!!

>>723172160

"Mom pls don't roast me, just take the fuckin' pick and stay silent".

you're in love with a slut ya nigger. sluts are incapable of love. they're also pretty darn stupid like most women. Imagine being dumber than the average woman. that's a slut. You have shitty standards son. Offer her 1001 dollars, fuck her, then don't pay

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Tell her, as you spank her bare ass, that even considering being a whore is bad. She should refer to you as daddy from then on. Continue spankings with infrequent black eyes and bruises.

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>>723173172

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>>723173305
The level of autism in this thread is fucking spectacular.

>>723173359

are you m or f

>>723173172
Kek, "Stiff her" literally and figuratively.

>>723166141
>implying that she can't do both if she wants to

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>>723173388
Dubs though

>>723166875
Moran

why every cuckfag always starts a thread on /b/ ???