*Blocks your path*

*walks around*

>>723164621
*rapes her*
*kills her*
Not necessarily in that order

*pushes over, rips off clothes, rapes anal hard*

*SPRINTING JUMPING ROUNDHOUSE KICK*

Scream "Yiif in hell faggot" as i grab her/him/it/xer/zym/kfgjx by the pussy

>>723164621
Sorry, can I help you?

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anzujaamu raped by this guy

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>>723164621

>>723164697
>>723164698
You wouldn't
You would stutter and be the cocksucking faggots like every day of your faggy life

>>723164621
Marvel at how the entire Millennial generation is a bunch of stunted kidults.

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>>723164621

>>723164621
>>723164756
So you're just going to stand there and get raped? Well I'm off. Good day.

>>723164621

can you move, you stupid little faggot?

>>723164621
rob the next bank, and wait to get punished bunniestyle

>>723164621
*gets raped*

>>723164621
*Turns 360 degrees, walks in the other direction*

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>>723165244
>Reply

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>>723165244

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>>723165244
pngb

>>723164621
*Get's her ice cream thrown on the ground*

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"Excuse me bunny preson"
*Walks around her*

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>>723164621
>get very nervous
>stare at my feet
>mouth goes dry
>my back get hot
>my armpits get soaked
>go back home and jerk off

*look up and down her body*
"Nice hair"
*get slapped for complementing her*
*leave mall and go to Wal-Mart instead*

>>723164621
>taze
>bring to van
>drive to property, known as "Furshwitz"
>throw in oven

>>723164621
Nice constume... so can I help you?

>>723164621
Hey, anzu. You're cute as fuck.

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>>723166355
This.

>>723164621
Slap her face and keep walking
This is childrens shit your doing, grow up

>>723166355
appreciate the honesty. Now do the exact opposite and you might have a chance with the ladies. Go get them tiger

>>723164621
"sweety you cant block masters path we´ve been trough this. You walk behind me allways. I think i have to punish you when we get back home."
Later that day: *my cock blocks the anal entrance of the dead girl*

>>723166677
trips and dubs confirms

>>723164799
sauce?

>>723164621
Out of the way cunt *punch right between the eyes*

>>723164697
Shut the fuck up and put two items in order man you're not funny it would be better if you have more than three faggot

>>723164621
Talk to her and hopefully have a cool new friend

>>723166431
>furschwitz
>oven
Maximum keks

>>723166823
>Pretending she wouldn't beat your pasty ass.

>>723166857
>>723164909
All these flavors and you choose to be salty.
Also, kill yourselves

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*call interpol*
*collect reward for finding her*

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>>723164697

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...

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>>723164621

>excuse me bitch there are track suits on sale in the store behind you
>slav squat while maintaining eye contact to assert dominance

>>723166985
Stop being stupid man or faggot

>>723167456

holy fucking shit m8
>slav squat while maintaining eye contact to assert dominance
u my man

>>723164926
kek

"Check your fucking gender privilege, furfag."

>notice her badge isn't movie accurate
>push oversized glasses up greasy nose
>inform her that she has, in fact, made several mistakes in piecing together her costume
>spend ten minutes rambling on in monotone about my movie-accurate nick wilde fur suit while she nods politely and keeps looking around for help
>wonder why all women hate nice guys after she makes an excuse to leave

>>723167631
Иди нахуй

>>723167943

And autistic screeching to you as well, comrade.

>>723167943
>Иди нахуй
sry bro I don't speak vodka

Try to say hello, jumble up my words, go home and cry myself to sleep because I'm such a loser.

>>723168214
>Try to say hello
Who are you trying to fool m8

>>723164643
>autism

>>723164697
"her"

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>>723168214

>try to say hello

>>723164621
where is the carrot recorder
thats fake

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>>723167456
>slav squat while maintaining eye contact to assert dominance
Absolutely top kek,
>Calling all drawfags to help

>>723164621
*surprise fist rape*

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>>723164621
Well, hello there.
*flirt mode activated*

>>723166431
>Furshwitz
/Thread

>>723164621
Tell her that she's a fake bitch and move on

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>>723167631
>>723168547

>>723166677
Do the exact opposite?
>Jerk off
>Armpits get soaked
>Back gets hot
>Mouth goes dry
>Stare at my feet
>Get very nervous
>Get path blocked by cosplayer?

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>>723164621
>be a charming individual
>make humors at her apparel
>she does the giggle a bit
>I ask for her number and...
>she refuses because I am a fat acne ridden slob


Then I rape and kill her

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>>723167456

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*teleports behind her*

hehe, nothin personal kid

>>723164621
"who the fuck are you?"
"tits or gtfo"

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>>723164621

>>723169049

Excellent.

*continues walking in her direction until bump*
*looks into her eyes and takes icecream*
"thank you"

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>>723164621

>>723164697
>15yrs edgy lord

>>723164621
"You know, I haven't actually seen Zootopia. Maybe we should watch it together sometime?"

"Hi cool ears, what's up?"

*machollo uses strength*

>>723164621
>Hi, something the matter?
>Awkward silence as I realise its a jpg
>Laugh it off and walk away
>Buy food I'm obviously in town to get and go back to work once my dinner break is over
MY WHAT AN INTERESTING THREAD

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>>723170598

Wow that's so awkward.

>You know
>actually
>maybe

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>>723164621

rapes really, really thoroughly

>>723171009
It could be worse, at least I'm trying.

>>723164736
Only acceptable answer

>>723164621
"Why are you not on a crusade to drive the saracens from the holy land?!"

>>723164621
Grabs Ice cream *Thanks* turns 360 degrees and walks away.

>>723171487
360 degrees is a full circle you loon

>>723171644
this is the actual bait, not >>723171487
It may even be samefagging

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s3f7PtKACuc
We found Herbert the pervert irl

>>723167883


>underrated post

>>723164621
*teleports behind her*
"It's..."
*unsheathes katana with one hand, tipping fedora with the other*
"...Nothing personal."
*Cuts it down. Moonwalks away.*

>>723171816

*It's a hologram*

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>>723171696
Nope

360 and away

>>723171487
>>723171644
>>723171952
>>723171696
Am I crazy?? Why 360 and not 180?

>>723171933
godammit been a long time since I declared some mid-quality samefagging correctly. what happened to me

>>723171985
newfag

>>723171985
fuck off

>>723172045
>>723172051
WHAT!!
Now I'm gay for asking? You guys are angry people.

>>723166355
*mom's spaghetti*

>>723172137

the quality is so low it even slipped away from your hook

>>723164621
*360° and walk away*

>>723164621
>blush hard
>stutter
>pity sex
>still feel like shit

>>723172243
The quality of what?
You guys make no sense.

>>723171985
Because you are the newest of all newfags. Now fuck off and lurk more

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360 and walks away

>>723172344
newfags telling newfags to lurk more, what a time to be alive

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>>723164621

>>723172565
>Nice feets

>>723164621
got any nudes ?

>>723172490

looks like he's trying to explain her something but she's just straight retarded and keeps shaking her head like a maniac like "NO NO NO NO NO" which makes him agressive but amused, too.

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>>723172437

This might come as a surprise, to a chromosome bandit of such large caliber as yourself, but acting autistic on purpose is several degrees worse than being a newfag.

>>723167590
what the fuck you fucking say to me?
i'll rape your fucking boypussy bro

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>>723172665

>current year
>assuming genders

>>723172689
>being cancer is worse than being newfaggotry

kys

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>>723172654

>>723164621
*teleports behind you*

>>723172794
you call that nudes sigh....

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I want to do lewd things to/with Anzu

>>723172842
Best I've got :(

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>>723165442
>>723165524
>>723165673
It's 360° F, which is roughly 180° C, you imbecile.

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>>723172789

>being this upset

You have nothing to worry about. Your new is showing, so you're in the clear.

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>>723172887

>>723164621
Nobody rolled for their actions... so I guess it's my turn.

*Roll for 17* I guess that's enough for me to pick the bunny up and take her to my house for Netflix.

Anyone who does stuff in * * needs exterminating from the human race.

>>723164621

>Take ice cream
>Give it a lick
>Give ice cream back
>Thank you
>Go to the store behind

>>723172902
i can picture you now
some fat fuck, greasy haired cunt
pasted to his desk chair
screaming at mom for din dins
fucking waste of life
and a fucking virgin
fucking weeb

don't worry it shows
you fat cunt

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>>723172989

You clearly don't understand the rituals of our secret club.. what the fuck are you doing?

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its a trap

>>723173036
>"I have never used IRC"
Because millennials belong on the internet. Fuck off, kid.

>>723170355
https://youtu.be/Ai-SuZUYOH8

>>723169090
zozzle

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>>723173081

>flustered by being called out
>engage weapon's grade autism

I am flattered you're sperging out for me. This is one of highest honors one can receive being anonymous on the internet.

>>723164621
>*I swear officer those dubs aren't mine*

>>723173103
>what the fuck are you doing?
Shitposting the same as you.

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>>723165442
>>723165524
Nice gif faggot

>>723173303
this>>723173081
was another anon replying faggot. kys

>>723173344
you're a real piece of work.

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>>723173370

Do that better.

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>>723173344

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>>723173429
>you're

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Anzu a cute!!! A CUTE!!!!

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>>723173417

I believe it. Who doesn't exhibit an emotional reaction to an argument they have nothing to do with? That is clearly a different anon.

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>>723173534

>>723173486
I need to see the guidelines set by ANSI in order to bring my shitposting up to standard.

>>723164736
but that's wrong???

it's "Yiff in hell furfag" ...

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>>723173608

Oh please, no need to go that far. Just meet my arbitrary standards and there will not be any problems.

>>723173164
I'm 36. It was faggotry back then and it's faggotry now.

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>>723164621

Okay.. I clearly have to teach everyone ITT about the world.

Here is the only correct answer.

>>723173534
not him, but that's the way you use it dummy.
It's short for you are, as in "you are a piece of work."

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-You're-and-Your

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>>723173803
>falling for the bait
Gotcha

>>723173592
It actually really is and I'm laughing aboutyou right now

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>>723164621
*hustles you with my penis*

>>723173681
smug

>>723173681
I'll just... no.

HEY LITTLE BOY DO YOU WANNA GET RAPED

>>723164621
>reach for her penis
>find vagoo
>feel strange

>>723173344
hacker

>>723164621
AM I BEING DETAINED?

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>>723173877


>I'm laughing aboutyou right now

How terrifying.

>>723164621
God dammit Anzu I have to see your creepy face every day on instagram, get the fuck out of my way.

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>>723174051

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>>723167883
This

>>723164621
*gets big erection*
*continues walking, no matter if she moves aside or not*

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>>723173951

That's not one of the options.

>>723174024
I unironically know this feel

>>723167456
Fuckin Kek anon, well played.

>>723164621
*bows, kisses her feet, and wait for clear instructions*

>>723174080

whatever m8, keep lurking

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>>723174273

Another win crossed off for the handsome anon.

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>>723164621

Oh thank god you are here, officer. This cunt has illegal dubs!

>>723173922

>>723174511
You're under arrest!

Might as well hop on the train too.

Trips plox.

>>723173541
That sad, confused expression of dislike being repressed. That's the kind of woman I'd wait chained up in my basement.

>>723174369
>only last argument was how he feels about what I said

yeah man, take that win, it's all yours

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>>723174181
Have to treat you like my co-workers now.

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>>723167040
HAH!

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>>723167456
>slav squat while maintaining eye contact to assert dominance

>>723164926

Cenk get off the bus

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>>723174581

Those are.. fuck.. We can work something out, officer.

>>723173772
Underrated post.

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>>723174710

I know.. I ripped it off your cold dead hands after I beat the fuck out of you with my memes and quick wit.

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>>723172689
>chromosome bandit
oh god Im too fucking tired right now

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>>723175622

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>>723175098

And don't you forget it.

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>>723175490
Stolen

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>>723175668

There is no need for that. We can work something out.

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>>723164926

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>>723167456
>slav squat while maintaining eye contact to assert dominance

>>723164697
I never realized how autistic /b/ was until i read this post.

>>723176763
We are getting better dude. I swear.

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>>723175953

You are like the worst police officer I have ever seen.

>>723176908
You can't say that. That's racist. Think of the social shills. /s

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>>723177092

I want to speak to your supervisor.

>>723164621
Ask for a picture together, call her cute then leave.

>>723175490
Isn't that a bloke?

>>723164621 "can I help you"?

krav maga her

>>723164917 amphetamines and corn syrup, anon.

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>>723164621
>do a selfie with me, cutie

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>>723164926

>>723165244
Stupid

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>>723178113

>>723166923 that would smell fucking awful. ever smelled burnt pubes before?

>>723179128

The question is why the fuck have you?

>>723164621
Move your whore ass before i skin you alive. I need to go buy some cola.

>>723167943
Please stop being russian

>>723164621
*boops the bunny's nose*

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>>723171119
>Pic related

>>723164799
so according to turkish law he has to marry her ?

>>723164621
>>723180449
>>723180462
>>723180730

http://bit.
ly/2ip7fzF

"I am off to get a Cappucino.
Either follow along, or get out of my way."

>>723164621
*laughs autisticly*

>>723167943
дебил

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>>723164621
Repulsive human. I'd rather fuck the real thing.

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>>723183796

>real thing

I have some news for you on that front.

bune

i hate this fucking ugly bitch

>>723184975
no u dont

>>723182665
пошел нахуй пизду бляд

>>723164621
problem ocifer?

>>723182126
It's cappuccino