How large do you think Fiona's hefty ogre turds would be, /b/?

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Quite large, perhaps, but it's quality over quantity, my dear.

Andy Sixx's creamy, steamy log is the only way to enlightenment.

>>723165719
>Quite large
How large? Be more specific.

And bugger off with your meme spam.

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>>723163452
You ever seen a freshly baked loaf of pumpernickel?

>>723163452
Ever seen a giant salami?

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>>723167461
No. I want to see Fiona's meaty mud logs.

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>>723167717
Here's her masterpiece

>>723167969
Hot damn. Is that her biggest or her average?

Somebody please draw Fiona passing this monster >>723167969

Please?

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Surely there's a drawfag lurking somewhere...

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I just wanna know how large her ogre tits are.

How big them areoles would be,

>>723171471
You can already tell how big her breasts are, dude. She has visible cleavage too.

>>723171568
>>723171568
But how large are them areoles. What about the nipple to breast ratio?

And you've never seen them puppies unleashed before. What if she's using a push-up?

>>723171685
I think they'd be bigger than average, but not overly large.

If only we both got what we wanted, anon. A pic of oh huge areola-ed Fiona for you and a pic of colossal ogre turd Fiona for me.

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>>723171955
You got your wish, areola anon!. >>723171471

Now if only I could get mine...

>>723165835
Yeah, you sure told him. Imagine disrupting an ogre turd size post with that shit

>>723172135
Fiona turds = good
Sixx turds = awful

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Her turds would be small.
She doesn't eat a huge amount, and the stuff they do eat is things like rats or soups

>>723172872
>She doesn't eat a huge amount, and the stuff they do eat is things like rats or soups
Then why is she so thicc?

>>723172987
Cause she's an OGRE. And magic.

I mean in the first movie she lived in a tower, without a ton of food. She was slender and skinny in human form, but thicc in ogre form. I would assume that would mean she's "average to skinny" in terms of ogre weight.

We also saw her eat very little. She skipped breakfest, had some small snacks, and had rat for dinner. That was her meals for the day.

Ergo she would have small turdsl

>>723173262
Do you ever see her eat when she's an ogre otuside of when she's in Far Far Away? How do you know she doesn't eat a lot and we just don't see it since it's happening off-screen?

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>>723173442
That's true I suppose. But when she was at her parents as well, she didn't eat a huge amount, espically compared to her father or shrek.

>>723174426
She was probably just being polite and well-mannered in front of her parents. Plus maybe she was trying avoid clogging the castle plumbing with her huge ogre logs.

>>723174222
TRIPS

Oh please be a sign of good luck. Please bring me a based drawfag, oh mighty trips.

>>723174591
Don't let me down now Trips of Luck!

>>723175225
Nooooooo... false prophet trips.

Come on... there's still a chance...

Retry... come on!

Old /b/ would have loved ogre turds...

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>>723167969
human for comparison

>>723178205
Oh hot damn that's even more incredible.

Please anon, I need to see pic of Fiona birthing that monstrosity.

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>>723178999
TRIPS WILLS IT!!!

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>>723182043
Why did you bump my thread?

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