tell us the hardest shit that you ever live or see in your life

>>723153525
at the museum I saw fossilized shit

I had a really hard shit after a 4 day meth binge. It hurt so much coming out I think I had a seizure.

>>723153525
i seen iron ore

>>723153525
You wouldnt believe if I told you

> Parents divorced
> GF I thought was gonna marry broke up with me
> Lost good high paying job
> Got pneumonia
> All in the same week

>>723153525
thermalite, so hard and shiny i could see the reflection of the sun for it.

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>>723153525
These fuckers aren't impressive, but I've been a crew for years and they can go trough any tempest without sinking.

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>>723153777
was it diamonds?

nice trips

>>723153525
I had to take the hardest shit.

The remains of a 15y.o. friend after he commited suicide by jumping infront of a train.it was what the ravens have left over.

>>723153663
Bitch I've seen diamonds.
Fuck your dumbass rock-trees!

Fought 3 guys with a broken bottle imbedded in my skull, at 3:30 in the morning.

my male genitalia

making a strawberry mochaccino when i want a strawberry milk

>>723153525
Some shit was going down, glass and gravel rain. Cars tires squealing. People panicking. A was on a sidewalk trying to get my bearings. A pedestrian ran into the street. He stopped and ran back as a car swerved to avoid hitting him. The car wrecked into other cars, caused a chain reaction that turned into a bunch of twisted metal. Fuel spilling everywhere ignited and the twisted metal turned into an inferno. The sound of public panic was now followed by horrible screams. My shock wore off and I started a laughing fit. My friend looked to me and said "Who HURT you? This ain't funny." I fell, unable to stop the laughing fit. He ran to the inferno to try to help. My friends that were with me that day quit being my friends, thinking I was a sicko after. I barely recovered from my laugh fit on time to find safety from the chaos, almost got killed by a debris cloud.

>>723154133
dude it wasn't rock-trees
it was rock-shit
shit that had become rock
and that's some hard shit man

>>723154165
is a broken bottle embedded in your skull an effective weapon?

well mine was wen i have like 9 y o and a tick (a fucking parasite i dont know what it´s the name in english) bite me in the head of my dick so i had a 3 days swelling in the head of my dick was fucking hilarious.

>>723154314
I'm not the guy who posted that, but would YOU fight a guy who is willing to throw down while he has a broken bottle imbedded in his skull? That's like shooting a guy in the head and all he does is charge you. RUUUUUUUUUUN!

>>723154465
I once had a pistol embedded in my ass, didn't help me aim

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> Walking dog in the morning
> 3 yr old Shiba Inu/Corgi cross, love of my life
> Was my emotional support dog (constant and severe panic attacks + chronic depression)
> No less than an hour into our walk a massive fucking Pitbull crashes through the fence next to us
> Pit tries to bite me but my dog Charges into it's side
> Pit turns around and clamps down on my dog's throat and thrashes around
> Throw the nearest thing next to me - a brick
> Hits pit in the head, dies on impact (or was at leased knocked out cold)
> My dog is laying on the ground bleeding out
> The nearest vet is nearly 4 miles away
> Called an ambulance (panicked)
> Had to wait with my dog while he bled out
> Died 20 minutes before the ambulance came
> This photo was take 10-12 minuets before all this happened

I'll never forget you Cheeko....

>>723154465
Ya damn right, after I knocked the first guy down the others went scurrying!

>>723155018
Fuck, man...

>>723155018
Gotta love the bravery of a loyal dog. RIP.

>>723155018
dogs man
they are the best and worst animals known to man

>>723153525
Been reading Berserk since issue one came out in middle school

>>723155018
I'm the guy tha reads Berserk and I'm sorry dude. that's terrible. but not as bad as Gatts watching almost the entire band of the hawk be sacrificed to Griffith so that he can become the new dark god and like just generally fsu for everyone.

but that's way sad dude frfr

>>723155372
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>>723156039
Thank you very much for paying your condolences guys..

>>723155372
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>>723156531

>Falling for obvious copypasta.

>>723156655
Excuse me? I just spilled my fucking guys out and all your walnut-sized brain can muster is "oh it was a copypasta" fuck you man.

>>723155018
Kys faggot. Blind people need support dogs not depressed princesses. You realize everyone wants to kys themselves and you aren't special right?

>>723156792
Try not using the first image on google images, bud.

>>723156856
If your trying to hurt my feelings, it's not working.

>>723156792
Your writing style makes it painfully obvious.

>>723155018
pitbulls are the fucking niggers of the dog kingdom

>I ate my qt grill in a 69 for 3 hours she shat black pebble shit, interesting...

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>Be me
>17
>Australia
>Been out with some mates, walking home
>Quietly walking with the missus when all of a sudden...
>"Hey baby, looking fine tonight"
>2 niggers and a wannabe white nigger emerge from alley
>Fucksake.jpg
>"come here sweetie" says nig1 as he pulls out knife
>"Heh" I say. "Thats not a knife; *Draw machete* Thats a knife"
>Whitenig shits himself but other two pull guns
>"Commere bitch"
>Draw boomerang and prepare self for ultimate move
>Throw
>It ricochets off both their ground harnesses
>They fall into the sun
>Pick up red belly black snake slithering nearby and throw at whitenig
>Go home with missus

>>723157422
Why waste time posting cancer if you can just suicide yourself? Its so much faster

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>>723155018
damn dude, RIP

Robert and I were caught in the rain. We felt intoxicated from drugs. Then we proceeded to hitchhike and a nice truck driver picked us up. I tied on my red bandanna and played my harmonica. Robert sang old blues songs. We felt as if liberty was a metaphor for noting left to lose

Everyone is legit fine in life without me.

>outside with best friend (she's a girl)
>I'm 14 she's 13
>walking towards park we always hang out with other kids from our school
>take shortcut through alley
>some kids barely older than us are hanging out there
>next few minutes are a blur
>2 kids are pinning me to the fence and punching me in the stomach
>other 2 kids are raping my bestfriend
>we're both crying
>if I look away they start punching harder
>took 5 years for her to mentally recover
>still feel guilty for not being able to stop it.

>>723153877
Final boss

>>723158101
damn did you ever get police involved?

>>723157606
>Robert and I were caught in the rain. We felt intoxicated from drugs. Then we proceeded to hitchhike and a nice truck driver picked us up. I tied on my red bandanna and played my harmonica. Robert sang old blues songs. We felt as if liberty was a metaphor for noting left to lose


Is is OC? I like it a lot.

>have a hangover, like the ones which make you fear you wont die
>usually no hangover, why nao?
>my bro calls me
>our cousin, our practically little brother is dead

I fear I will never die.

>>723157422
actually laughed hard at ths

My best friend who'd shot himself. Saw his body on the floor. Blood everywhere

>>723158101
just kill yourself loser