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Bun

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8x5.5

>New watch finally coming in
>Orient not too bad for a first watch
>Be in bed early to get up early
>Asleep at 11 up at 6
>Making some breakie then...
>Birds chirping away to the rise of the sun
>Itstime.gif
>Need to be there quick to beat queue
>Open doors and first served
>Bagged in shit plastic and small bag
>Rip open bag
>Oh... no bambino

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>>723145937

>>723145937

sorry dude but your dick is just straight up weird!

>>723149895
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

>>723145937

what is that ..like half a circumcision?

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>>723145937

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how about girly dick?

>>723145937
Lmao tiny lil white/b/oi dick

I sexually Identify as an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Atlantic ocean ready to release my destructive cargo on filthy commies'. People say to me that a person being a weapon of mass destruction is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having ex-Nazi scientists install tungsten plating, 3 stage rockets and a Nuclear warhead on my body. From now on I want people to refer to me as "ICBM" and "WMD" as my preferred pronouns and respect my right to wipe entire cities and cultures from the face of the Earth. If you can't accept me you're Hippy-Trash and need to check your rocket privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Send me Pic to rate on kik: Thecivilgamer ;)

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Rate my peanus

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mine with trimmed hair

i don't know what category it falls in though

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Not sure where I fall on here

>>723153432
Oh fucking hell yes