The most asshole thing you've ever done

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>>723143676
Bully a kid who was my close friend until he switched schools. I still feel bad.

>>723143676
pooped

>>723143676
Most recently, date a girl and break up with her by just not texting her anymore.
Feels bad.

>>723143820
well played

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Easy.

Went to Europe with my girlfriend and 2 of her friends. I paid for the hotels and me and the girlfriends flight. Her two friends were riding around on my dime.

We stop off in our Italian leg of our trip in rome. Do a shit load of shopping and sight seeing first day.

Her and friends want to go out, I'm so tired I stay in hotel room. I wake up after a short nap and head to the club they had been talking about.

Find all three of those whores making out with some skeevy guidos. I didn't say any thing just walked back to the hotel. I packed up their passports and luggage, called a cab to the airport and cancelled the hotel stay.

I had their 3 passports, luggage, and return tickets. Just dumped them at baggage claim. Got a plane home, while boarding the plane rejected a call from the GF.

Never spoke to them again, heard through the grape vine they got stranded for 2 weeks, and one of the friends got raped by a sand nigger that night.

>>723144751
That sounds like a win desu

I eat too much ass once

Told my estranged son im his father right after beating the shit out if him and leaving him as an amputee.

Replied to a Kayne West OP.

>>723144751
i can dig it baby. that was some cool as shit action. fucking cunts got exactly what they deserved

>>723143942
Done that to a friend, felt bad about it, then stopped feeling bad about it.

>>723143676
I made a fake girl Facebook account and convinced my ex girlfriends sister to do porn when she turned 18 which she did

>>723143676
Get bleach on my shirt

>>723143789
You should call him. Remember buschemi in Billy Madison bro that shit is real

>>723143942
She doesn't know where you live?

>>723146677
I sent him a Myspace (lol) message awhile back. I don't know if he read it though.

>>723146875
Myspace hahaha holy shit

>Gf has this little pussy that's obsessed with her
>Tell her to tell him we're going to have a threesome
Gf is not interested in him at all but I'm bi and hes alright
>Plan with gf to get him naked on all 4s
>Night arrives, he reluctantly does what gf asks
>I fuck him in the ass
>Can't believe it hes such a pussy
>Came on his back
>Heard he was crying when he washed it off

>>723147183
Forgot to add he didn't even get to see her naked

>>723147183
>Heard he was crying when he washed it off
lol

>>723147286
lol you didn't even give him anything

I voted for Donald Trump as a joke. Now I wanna kill myself.

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>>723147183
Fuckin winning!

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I hurt a guys feelings once.

Also ambushed a guy with a cup of coffee.

>>723147881
Thanks for helping make America great again

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>>723143676

Pretty sure I'm going to hell.

Used to party a lot, and one weekend I wanted to buy beer and weed but had no money. I remembered my mom had saved ALL my toys from when I was little. Teddy Ruxpin, Tonka Trucks, all the classics. She was saving them for when I had kids. Anyway, I found some collector willing to buy them. Backed the truck up, loaded them all up and sold them for $100. She cried when she found out. I figured they were mine, anyway. Also ...

I went for a jog around a lake near my house. Saw some homeless dude sleeping on the bench. He disgusted me, so I picked up his sandals with a piece of newspaper and threw them in the lake. When I drove past his spot about a half hour later I saw his barefoot ass digging through a trashcan nearby, looking for his missing sandals. Also ...

My grandpa was in a nursing home less than a block from where I went to college, but I never went to see him. The ONE time I did go to see him with my parents, he begged us to see him more often because he was so lonely. He stopped eating because he was depressed and died shortly thereafter. He was a good man, too. Nobody deserves to die like that.

Do I win?

>>723148932
Nah man but you are pretty shitty

>>723148932
Youre a shitty human

back at school i told everyone my dad died because it was at the age where everyone makes jokes about your family so i thought everyone would feel bad for me and wouldn't say anything to me.. any time i had a story to tell about him i just called him uncle.
>mfw that was nearly 10 years ago and the last of my friends from school still think i'm dadless
>mfw one of my friends has actuallymet him and i told him he was my uncle