Walk-in. See this. Wat do?

can't even get the succ cuz she might eat my dick man, shit

>>723134617
Masturbate on a thigh each day. Have her order me around and insult me. I feed her ice cream and steaks. I love my fat queen!

Man the harpoons

>>723134957
Damn I think people pay her for that

>>723134617
Commit suicide

>>723134617
Turn 360 degrees and get the hell out of there

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When everyone on here would fuck her but act like they wouldn't.

Yeah baby, rock my world.

See that , and get horny and do my shit leave and never tell any1, done it before lol

Same body type as my mom, but not my mom so I'd bang.

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>>723135564
she was hot when she was a small BBW, but now she is super-sized and not as sexy.

>>723134617
how's her name i forgot.

>>723134617
Do a somersault and land on her

>>723134617
Turn 360feet around her and walk out of there

>>723134617

would smash the shit out of that fat cunt. then ignore her calls except for when i need a lay

>>723134617
>Call the Jap whaling fleet, and tell them they missed one.
>Call Sea World, and ask if there is a reward
>Call Sea Shepherd, and watch them chase the Japs around the front yard.

Look around the room for Slave Leia.

I knew Lisa got fat, but not that fat. Damn. It's sort of sad to see.

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Jesus Christ. Lisa Sparxxx was one of my earliest faps. What the fuck happened?

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>>723140802

How young are you? Only curious. My earliest faps were whatever I could find on Kazaa.

Pic related.

>>723141106

I'm 30. By first faps I mean first time jerking it to full-on hardcore Internet porn vids. I spent years prior jacking off to the lingerie section of home shopping catalogues.

>>723141531

Haha well, you're a couple years older than me. Didn't know Lisa was active that long ago.

Grab my 12 Gauge, and go Elephant hunting.

>>723134617
Already passed the event horizon at that point, time to die.