Utah
... is secretly a nazi base
yo dude what city you from?
Southern Utah represent!
whats up south salt lake here.
Who remembers soap shoes? Haha
>>723136100
What the fuck does that have to do with utah??
>>723133946
Sieg heil
American Fork reporting in.
>>723133774
I grew up in Alpine/Highland.
add me of you want to chat.
kik: ayylmaopokey
>>723136297
dude i grew up there is it still shitty?
Utah fucking sucks. You can't even get a decent drink there. Fuck you Mormon fucks.
Kearns/west valley reporting
Ogden here
who provo here
>3.2%alc/vol
>contemplates suicide
it's no holiday here in holladay
>>723136812
Kinda, but not terribly.
Lehi here
any uvu fags?
Where's all the gay sex at?
>>723138237
I almost went there. didn't, because I couldn't find a suitable apartment.
>>723138868
where do you go? BYU?
>>723138926
nope. stayed in my home state.
I could afford to buy a place to live, or the out of state tuition. but not both.
>>723136744
No shit, me too!
>>723136297
There's two of us on here in Am. Fork? holy shit
So we touching wieners or what?
>>723140178
Damn. Small world. Especially in Utah, where anyone would chastise me if they found out I frequented 4chan.
can we get some salt lake County nudes
dude
>>723140459
in utah you could chastise them right back for knowing what it is.
Need nudes of Felina Rocha, any b/ros out there to help me?
>>723140604
You're not wrong.
>>723140459
Are you a hot, over 18 yo woman?
>>723140178
what are your names? i lived AF for a long time i might know one of you.
hello there
american fork is shit
all of utah is shit
i hate living in orem
>>723140918
Doubtful, I'm a recluse and don't know anybody in town. Shocking, right?
>>723141045
I bet your a ton of fucking fun at a party
>>723135010
Im from Salem, not op wby
Pleasant Grove reporting in
>>723141149
>utah
>parties
i miss california
>>723141045
you don't ski do you?
utah isn't bad
your life just sucks and you're projecting.
>>723141133
hey man you never know
>>723141274
Its pretty bad.
>>723141185
down town salt lake here
any janna from salt lake?
Springville here.
Weber county here. This state does kinda suck. But I think we're par as far as states go.
>>723137630
eyyy Orem
Lehi
>>723137072
Waddup Ogden. Every damn day I get "Augdin? How do u spell that?" Ogden sucks
>>723142113
where do you go to school my nigga
>>723138160
no way dude, didn't think anyone know here lived in this god awful town
>>723142215
shit 3 people in this thread live in lehi, fuuuck
>>723142947
And 2 Am. Fork and 1 Pleasant Grove. We could have a meetup. How pathetic of a group would that be?
>>723135010
SF here
>>723142872
>>723142947
Hey dudes. Yea nothing happens here but it's cute I guess
>>723142713
Kind sir, I do have a rather enormous penis, relative to girth and length.
But I am not a nigger.
>>723143204
very pathetic lmao
>>723141680
I so want to fondle those milky white breasts.
>>723141680
No but I would like too
>>723141680
>>723143514
>>723143563
yeah she is a great piece of meat, need to see her naked
bountiful here
>>723141185
Oh hey, another anon from Salem, that's rare. I don't even visit /b/, I just popped in.
Though honestly I'm just trying to get back to Provo for school.
>>723144156
Same here. I figured everyone else in Bountiful was asleep.
>>723144468
nah, im a degenerate that stays up late
>>723144170
>trying to get back to Provo for school
So what's stopping you? Are you being held against your will by a pedophile clown in his basement?
>>723144808
Yes
send help
[spoiler]It's money, mostly. Trying to start a business on the side.[/spoiler]
>>723133774
Is the Salt Lake really shaped like a catgirl futanari shootin' a load?
OP here, holy shit i thought this thread would just die tbh, Sandy btw
>>723144894
Oh, right, spoilers don't work on /b/
>>723144909
Heh, also Sandy.
>>723145085
Kik?
Draper reporting in
>>723137051
Ha! same....
>>723145158
If you want, don't really socialize much. Spend most of my time working or at home.
bes0052
Clearfield reporting in
Sandy here. A utah thread was probably the last thing I was expecting to see
>>723145320
Also west valley
My kik is TheCultOfCornholio let's start a group utah fags
utah needs more cute twinks
>>723141045
Orem isn't that bad, at least its not santequin
>>723147060
agreed
>>723147060
This.
>>723138237
Uvu fag reporting for duty
>>723147060
>>723147296
>>723147351
Go to Salt Lake fagets
srsly lacks cute small cocksuckers
you'd think there would be plenty of mormons ready to escape
>>723147521
You're just not looking in the right places
>>723147521
What about her?
>>723147521
I need one that likes to top.
>>723147592
where should I be lookin?
>>723147714
damn, yea, v.cute
>>723147835
oh hi there~
>>723138237
Not a UVUfag yet but I just applied there today, so maybe soon.
Also, Sandy reporting in.
>>723147906
Not a twink, just likes twinks. I'm more of a bear.
>>723148057
That makes 4 of us.
>>723141274
Pretty much this. Sandy is the most milquetoast generic boring suburb you could imagine and I still manage to find shit to do every weekend.
>>723148228
Gay orgy time.
>>723137072
ogden reporting for duty
Somebody roast this bitch.
she lives in Taylorsville/West Jordan
>>723137639
Hollahood!
>>723148730
Moar of her.
>>723148730
I don't know her, but I think I've seen her at the mall or some shit a few times.
huh that's kind of a mindfuck actually
>>723135431
Turning point graduate I see
>>723148883
She looks super familiar. Did she go to wjhs?
All these people but none have nudes for the nude thread ..dissapointed utah
>>723148982
I know she used to work at HotTopic at fashion place
Sitting at the border of West Valley and Magna, I hate this fucking place. Also, holy fuck it's windy rn
>>723149096
Taylorsville hs
>>723149100
I could post mine, but noone wants to see that.
>>723149173
Yeah no kidding. Wanna kik?
>>723149284
do it
>>723149367
This
>>723149367
You really want to see a fat hairy guy with a serious case of Hank Hill ass?
How closely are your parents related? You got any of those weird Mormon inbreeding diseases?
>>723149161
Yep, thought so. Why does she need roasting, apart from the obvious sin of spending more than 15 minutes at a time in Hot Topic?
>>723149100
[insert lazy joke about magic underwear here]
Because everyone else is too much of a pussy.
>>723149660
nice.....yours?
>>723149660
Not too shabby!
>>723149839
Yep
Finally a Utah Thread. Cane any Beehive Anons help me out? Does anybody have some nice pictures of her? She's from St. George.
>>723150019
Let's see the puss.
>>723150020
Shes a slut so there must be some out there.
>>723150019
Timestamp..you know the rules
>>723150156
That's why I am posting here, would love to see it.
>>723141045
You need to live in SLC proper dude, of course Orem sucks it's fucking Orem
>>723147521
Maybe they have escaped, that's the thing
>>723150020
>>723150178
Does nobody know her? I wa dos hoping somebody could help me out with some nice pics of her
>>723150583
The odds of that is soooo slim
>>723150440
need one to escape to me tho
>>723150641
>implying that /b/ isn't omnipotent
any goth ladies out there? must enjoy merzbow, horror movies, long walks through the post apocalyptic wasteland
Shitty ass Tooele here. FML
Utah sucks for nudes.
All the hot women are hard to get Mormon chicks.
4/10 latino dude here.
>>723151291
>All the hot women are hard to get Mormon chicks.
Preach it man.
>>723151291
>>723150946
My condolences
oh, i got some nudes i can drop
>>723152022
Please do
>>723141516
Nigger detected
>>723152022
>>723152203
Weber state university master race
>>723152022
If you've got nudes dump 'em here >>723144824
(Sorry I'm a newfag and don't know how to properly link to other threads)
>>723152241
>>723152203
Who's that? Your third sister wife?
>>723152203
timestamp??
Anyone know of any parties around Ogden to salt lake city?
>>723152275
Heyy nvm it converted the link to the thread # wouldja look at that
>>723152293
>>723147060
Kill yourself fucking faggot.
>>723152203
>>723152241
>>723152293
Please moar and context
>>723152314
its not me, just one of my friends ex girls
>>723152294
nope, just some ho
Anyone have nudes of girls around Kaysville/Layton/Farmington area?
>>723152390
those are all i was able to rescue, theyre from one of my friends shitty ass laptops, all the others ended up getting corrupted or were duplicates from recuva
>>723152388
How about he just sucks you off instead?
>>723152572
Deal
Thread needs more twinks.
>>723152971
Too many fags. We need another holocaust.
>>723153849
>>723153849
Wanna make out a little?
This thread is very Utah so far. Next a boy and a girl will hold hands
>>723154657
only thing bothers me here. everyone got 50 kids each. I go to the grocery late at night just to avoid screaming hellspawns
Anyone remember Terrence Olsen?
>>723152971
this is correct
boop