Have you ever masturbated with food?

>>723131428
One time with a pinecone

>>723132547
what

>>723131428
Fucked a burrito once

fucked a banana peel once
didn't exactly feel good

>>723131428
why does your dick look like pepperoni before you seperate the slices?

Ball of pizza dough straight out of the mixer.
Shit was hot and gooshy.
I'm sure whoever got that pizza never knew they nomed on my fresh baked jizz.

Yes.
Also I'm a cannibal

Live dog when i was in beijing

a bun just to try and I fuck microwaved (10-15 sec or you'll burn your duck) banana peels all the time. Better than a fleshlight. Just messy as FUCK.

>>723131428
Yes.
I stuck my dick into a chocolate eclair before.
It didn't feel bad, but as you could expect it was fucking messy.

An octopus at red lobster

Put a carrot in my butt once

I put a watermelon up my ass

>>723132946
Wtf anon

>>723132946
How often did you do that?

i respect that the guy in the pic had enough courtesy for the bird to wear a condom. didnt wanna put them at risk.

>>723133166
Oh shit man! I don't wanna burn my duck!

>>723131428
i fucked a burrito once

a pickle and a banana yes

>>723132910
condom. skin bunching up.

I've put bananas, cucumbers, avocados, lemons, a potato and even marshmallows in my butt. I have also used a banana peel for masturbating, feels good man

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All y'all saying that you fucked meat are beastilaity necrophillacs.

yes thick steamed rice paper is the best

i taped 2 pieces of uncooked chicken breast together to make a impromptu vagina.

>>723135752
ps cuz mah dic wont fit in banana peel

i stuck my dick in jello once, then i ate it

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Got busy with a pie one time felt really good until my dad walked in.

Pulverized a ham and cheese hot pocket. Watch out for the crust

>>723131428
That's not food yet OP, that's a carcass.
It has diseases.

Tried using a banana peel once...it didn't work

>>723135741
shut the fuck up faggot

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Is this a grape thread?

>>723131428
In the Navy, out at sea
Buddy was working in the mess decks
Brought a 20lb baloney into the berthing area
Been out for 45 days
Was evening, red lights were on, smoking lamp was lit
He put the roll on a bunk, and used a knife to cut a hole
22 guys lined up and fucked the shit out of that Sea-Pig Bitch
He cleaned her up and took her back to the mess
She was sliced up and served on white bread
No sandwiches did I eat for about a week

8 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy
Haze gray and under way

>>723137147
wtf

>>723131428
i fucked an icecream sandwhich once, shit was messy as fuck. other than that no. try a hot pocket

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How is is no one has mentioned cantaloupe yet?

I did the standard thing: Cut a hole in it, microwaved it for a bit to warm it up, then fucked it.

Felt okay. Managed to cum pretty good. Not as great as I thought it would be though.

>>723137385
If your not a Squid, you just wouldn't understand

>>723131428
fucked a quesarito from taco bell once

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jerked off with raw chicken breast once felt so good

is dog a food?

>>723138741
Only if you're a chink or a nigger

My girlfriend asked me to fuck a grapefruit. Damn thing was so fucking right and wet. I came like a freight train. Then the acid in the juice started to burn my cock head. Sore. But I'd do it again

>>723139177
was your whole dick sore or just the head?