cont thread (not original op)

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You use a stick to draw sv_cheats into the sand, and the ground begins to shake. The Grand Pepe appears before you and ask what you desire. You humbly ask him to warp you to the nearest settlement so you can raze their village.

He obliges and warps you to nigville_01.

You declare war on the stinky brownos before realizing the Grand Pepe didn't warp your personal army with you.

You are now in the middle of Nigville, surrounded by those stinky brownos with spears. How will you escape this one?

>>723125402
Pearl's first thought as she drifted into consciousness was, 'I have to pee.' In the next instance, before she could even open her eyes, she felt her body let go. She didn't register it at first, more focused on waking up so she could use the bathroom. She was reliant on her body's natural ability to hold it, as she had never had a problem with it before, but the moment she really registered the warmth soaking into her bottoms, her eyes shot open. Her hands shot between her legs and she cupped herself, trying to hold back the flow. However, the simple action felt impossible. Her body had betrayed her and she couldn't do anything about it.

Tears sprung to her eyes as she felt the warmth running down her legs, spreading into the sheets, the comforter, the mattress... She realised with a choked sob that Rose was going to end up soaked too, but couldn't do anything about it. Her entire body had seemed to rebel, and a choked sob escaped her. She wasn't sure what was going on, but was certain that it wasn't normal for a woman her age to be wetting the bed. She realised as the flow finally trickled down that it was burning, horrible and painful, but she couldn't do anything about it. It was over in moments and she felt Rose shift behind her, the arm tucked around her moving away from her side and causing her to sob once again.

>>723125402
You execute a perfect whirlwind kick, Chun Lee Style, and kick all those nigs heads off

>>723125402
Stand your ground and proclaim yourself king

>>723125402
shove your minions up your ass and then change the narrative to first person

>>723125555
HLOLY shet

>>723125402
You quickly open a thread about lolis, ylyl, gore and traps, to call for your /b/tards

>>723125555
sheeeeeeet

>>723125555
F U C K

>>723125402
"Huh...? Pearl, what's going on?" Rose sleepily mumbled, and Pearl couldn't say anything, only sob as she held her soaked hands between her thighs, cupping herself and wishing it was all a bad dream. That any moment she'd open her eyes and it'd be morning, and the bed wouldn't be wet. "Why are you crying, dear? Did you have a night..."

She heard her sentence drift off as Rose shifted, and another sob escaped her, because she was sure that Rose had found out. Rose had to have felt it, and she was going to be disgusted. She'd never allow her to sleep in her bed with her and Greg again. They'd break up and she'd get kicked out of the apartment, and she'd be alone and homeless because she couldn't stop herself from wetting the bed at nearly twenty-three. The bed shifted and she felt Rose pull away, before the light flicked on. She turned to look at Rose as she sat propped up beside Pearl in bed, worry etched into her features as she pulled the comforter away and exposed Pearl's accident. She watched her face for the telltale signs of anger, but Rose, for her part, didn't even blink. Instead, she shifted away from Pearl for a moment, turning to Greg and giving him a light shake.

"Greg, honey, wake up. I need you to get up, alright?" A sleepy mumble was his reply, and Rose glanced back at Pearl. Pearl, who was a sobbing wreck, wilted under her gaze and felt her chest heaving with each breath as she clutched her hands to herself. "I know your alarm didn't go off, but this is important. I need you to go to the kitchen and see if we have any juice."

>>723125666
F
U
C
K

>>723125044
>Not original original poster

These fucking kids, even with smart tech they dumb as fuck.

>>723125402
"Juice?" Greg mumbled, sitting up and rubbing his eyes tiredly. Rose could only nod, looking back to him and kissing his cheek. Pearl watched with worry and embarrassment coursing through her veins, because she didn't know how to take the situation, or even what to say right then. What could she say or do? She had just wet the bed, and was expecting to be kicked out.

"Yes, Greg. Juice. I'll let you know why in a moment. Just please go look?" Rose asked sweetly and Greg nodded, crawling out of bed with an affectionate mumble. Rose then turned her attention to the smaller woman who was sobbing in her bed and stood after Greg had left, pulling Pearl close and lifting her light frame with ease. "Shh, it's alright Pearl. I've got you. We're going to take a shower shortly, alright? Don't worry. It'll be alright."

For Pearl, it was anything but alright, but she nodded regardless. She wouldn't dare argue with Rose, not after having wet her bed and possibly ruined her sheets, her comforter, her mattress, her pajamas, and her trust. She had ruined it all, because her body had been too weak to even hold it, and it hurt to think about, let alone the actual pain. It felt as if everything down below was on fire, and as if she hadn't completely emptied her bladder when she had wet Rose's bed. Her stomach twisted in dangerous knots, and she didn't understand why it had happened. Why had she wet the bed? She was completely capable of holding it in, she knew that well, and yet, the bed was soaked. Her pajamas were soaked. Rose's pajamas were soaked. And it was all her fault. A cool pair of lips pressed to her forehead a moment later, and she realised that she was sobbing into Rose's chest as she held her burning crotch, and that she was warm. Almost feverish. "Shhh, Pearl. It's okay. This happens sometimes. Don't worry."

You like Krabby Patties, don’t you, Squidward? You enjoy the tasty pair of crisp, oiled buns speckled with sesame seeds. You like how easily your teeth plow through the soft, pale, salty, delicious buns into the thicket of foliage-like lettuce. Lettuce smeared with a multitude of flavor-enhancing sauces, covered with thin tomato slices salted to perfection, lain atop a sheet of rectangular cheese…delicious, almost sourly tasty cheese. It’s a pleasure, a forbidden one—you don’t want anyone to know about your…secret desires, don’t you, Squidward? I know how deeply insane you’ll be drove if you last too long without the creamy, succinct, delectable compound of mayonnaise and ketchup—you love it, don’t you, Squidward? How it oozes out of the edge of the gently toasted buns? How it slathers the thick, crispy, dark slab of beef and makes the already incredulous star-burst of flavor even more advantageous and wanted? How the coil of thick, golden, crisp mustard distributed along with the creamy compound serves as a godlike, cosmically, incomprehensibly, massively heightened enhancer to the unbelievable taste? You enjoy the thick, jade slices of pickle slid tentatively within the toothsome depths of the tempting burger, don’t you, Squidward? It’s a godsend. A blessing. True evidence that some unfathomable deity lurks in the endless beyond floating shortly above our heads…how the celestial spheres must’ve cooperated and labored tirelessly together in order to craft and produce something of such work and solid, wholesome beauty. Of such inconceivably appetizing appearance. Of such warmth, enclosed within loaves of bread, sold for the market’s doing-’n’-price, and digested by those who sought and vectored the sandwich. Of such perfected, mouthwatering technique, made for our kin, blessed to our kinship, and crafted to the theology of our kinship.
You like Krabby Patties, don’t you, Squidward?
I know you do, Squidward.
I know you do.

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>>723125555
You stand your ground and proclaim yourself the Nigking. Unfortunately, your quads are so powerful that an explosion the force of the Tsar Bomba is detonated where you stand. You are now alone, in a radioactive wasteland bomb crater. Well done, no blackies remain.

What's next?

>>723126024
you get back your army, to build you that fucking castle finally

>>723126024
you have to make a vocaroo file reading all of the copypastas above

>>723126024
New game+++

>>723126024
eat every atom in a 5 mile radius.

>>723126112
reroll

>>723126158

>>723126199
kek

>>723126024
you suddenly shit out a pepe hat, and look at it in disgust, thinking "wow a faggot must have made this" and throw it away as you unconciously shed a tear, not remembering your previous adventure

>>723126024
Your army catches up to you and stand on top of each other, making an arrow pointing to the east, you follow

>>723126199
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

become one with the lizard people, learning their way of life before ultimately making them your slaves

>>723126024
Patrick Bateman undresses and goes to bed

>>723126270
op do this after new game +++

>>723126386

>>723126386
Dubs only count after OP updates.

>>723126463

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You actually died on the atomic bomb, and you wake up on a plane... but this isn't any plane... you're on the American Airlines Flight 11 plane headed straight for the twin towers! You've got to stop those brownies sitting in front of you from causing this disaster!

How will you defeat the ISIS's and become an hero?

>>723126864
u become an here because u can't stop them

new game ++++

>>723126864
Spread your asshole and scream like a goat.

>>723126864
turn isis into a communistic totalitarian regime and then compact into a black hole and change the narrative from second person to first person

>>723126864
Let it happen so we can start new game++++

>>723126864
Masturbate furiously knowing how this ends.

>>723127051

>>723127008
rerooll

>>723126864
consume thy enemy.
or convince them not to do it.
You get to decide OP

>>723126974
kek no

>but yes

>>723127051
Rollerino

>>723126864
Rape the baby in the seat next to you.

>>723127135

>>723127008
rollarolla

>>723126864
Pop open the airlock with a hand glider on and while everyone in that plane dies fly to the second one

warp to a new aushwitz, hitler pt 2

>>723127051
yes

>>723127051
Reroll

>>723126864
kill all of the black people?

>>723127051
Rerollerino

>>723127051
REROREROREROREROLL

>>723127155
Winrar

>>723127051
.

>>723125402
>You use a stick to draw sv_cheats into the sand, and the ground begins to shake. The Grand Pepe appears before you and ask what you desire. You humbly ask him to warp you to the nearest settlement so you can raze their village.

>He obliges and warps you to nigville_01.

>You declare war on the stinky brownos before realizing the Grand Pepe didn't warp your personal army with you.

>You are now in the middle of Nigville, surrounded by those stinky brownos with spears. How will you escape this one?

***Run North;North;East

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>>723127155
You plunge your throbbing ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ the avocado went bad, but you still have time! How will you stop these terrorists?

>>723127159

>>723127659

>>723127596
Poop on their heads

>>723127697

>>723127596
kek


also, towers explode, inside job and whotnot, new game ++++

alright I'm not taking posts if they're just rerolls, I don't want to have to backtrack that shit

just say the thing again

>>723127751

>>723127596
Throw your shit at the cockpit door until they open it

>>723127761
ok, new game ++++

>>723127814

>>723127854

>>723127596
You don't. You let them do their thing, so you die and start New Game++++

>>723127761
Your autism level raises to 9000 causing your appendages to go limp

>>723127596
Offer your body to the terrorists

Vaccinate the terrorists giving them autism

>>723127888
I'M NOT FUCKIN DOIN IT ANYMORE

BE ORIGINAL

FAGGOT

>>723127596
Kiss the terrorist

Convert the terrorists to judaism

>>723128036
but... he got trips...

>>723127888
>>723127135
winner

>>723128099
>winrar
>inb4 sex

>>723127893

>>723127596

you silently rip one of the nastiest farts of all time, not halal at all

>>723127596

you hijack the plane yourself, making the pilot aim for Osamas fucking hideout

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>>723128099

You leap up from your seat, take Muhammed Sandnegro by his neck, and passionately kiss hims for what feels like hours.

His partner, Isis Ackbar, begins masturbating furiously while he watches you two.

Time is running out, but seduction may be the way to go!

Choose your options carefully, dubs!

>>723128485
forget osamas hideout, trump tower it is

>>723128564
Put a ring on it

>>723128564
Buy them a dinner. then bring them back to your home once done.

>>723128564
Break the terrorists heart

>>723128564
you slowly start a double handjob. while stimulating neckbeard mcgoatnugget and sandnigger nignoggerson, you reach for your katana with your oh so well trained feet.

>>723128677
fucking hell winrar. dubs appear hear faster than I can type a response.

>>723128677
kek that was fast

>>723128564
I pick up a pitchfork and use it to clone mysef

>>723128677
WinzipSetup.zip

>>723128839
>>723128844
I don't know what says about me then.

>>723128969
probably that you don't have to solve 7 captchas before posting

So how is everyone today?

>>723129354
Gay

>>723129420

>>723129420
good im guessing

So, did OP go down with the plane or what?

>>723129553
where just waiting.

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>>723128677
After you stop kissing, you notice his partner is got, as well as a creamy stain on the back of the seat in front of him. Muhammed looks into your eyes and tells you about his order from the president. You tell him it will be alright, and that your love is stronger than anything. His eyes widen as he remembers he brought a parachute for just an occasion. As the plane hits the towers, you and Muhammed jump out of the emergency exit. When you turn around and see the mass carnage, you ejaculate so hard it propels you across continents all the way to your home. You invite him in, and you fuck the night away. After it is done, you lay there, crying, wishing you could have satisfied him more as he lays there disappointed. If only you knew he couldn't get off unless you were wearing a Pepe hat.

What's next, my /b/rothas xD lolmao

>>723129706
You want him to be happy, so you get him a goat to fuck, while you tape the whole thing to post it on /b

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gonna fill the void with memes

>>723129706
The spooky ghost of mohammed appears, time to bust em real good

>>723129833
fuckingkekwinrar

>>723129833
>/b
you need to stop

>>723129706
You two live happilly ever after. No more new game plus. Its over. The end

bamp

bump. got to keep thread alive

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>>723129833
You couldn't find a goat in time, so you had to get your mother instead. You record it and post it on /b/ for a bunch of sonichu-sympathizers to jerk off too. Well that didn't accomplish much...

what now?

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i'll breath the life into it with memes, op keep it going please

>>723130937
It's been over 4 hours, I don't have too much left in me.

>>723130901
Use a spell that will turn everything into a shotgun

>>723130901
Post a banana on a ylyl

>>723130901
much kek

since you only faked your love for your little sandnigger, you title the vid "mohammed gone wild" and publish it to enrage all the other sandniggers in sandniggerstan

start new game ++++++++++++++++++ extra hardcore metal extreme

>>723130901
Cure aids with the power of friendship

>>723131121

>>723131121

>>723131121

rollereto

Watch tv

>>723131121
.

>>723131121

go on

use quantum physics to solve every problem.

>>723131121

yes

>>723131121
..

Discover what it means to be non binary

>>723131121

it is time

>>723131121
rr

>>723130901

you decide to go full rambo, kill your little boytoy with your gatling gun, to ensue your goal to extinguish all the isis from the world

>>723131121

op you wont escape from this

Buy a duck

>>723131121
For the love of Allah, do this please.

>>723131121

dubs?

become a duck

>>723131435
asdf

>>723131121

dubs will be

Under the sea from little mermaid

>>723131435
rr

>>723131121

incoming

If I get my own dubs on this comment, this thread is fucking OVER.

do you favorite post op,

>>723131121
Come on... Dubs? Trips? Quads?

>>723131121

whats the probability to have dubs

Defile a veterans tombstone

>>723131121
This

>>723131121

check dem

>>723131121
So many failed rerolls...

REROLL AGAIN!

>>723131572
10/100 or about 1/10

>>723131121

come on op

Set up a cookie shop

>>723131121
Rerollerino

>>723131688
we got dubs!

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>>723131688

>>723131688
WINRAR

Again, if I get my own dubs-
>>723131688
FUCK

Go bananas

Smell some flowers

Praise jew god

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You wake up.

You know what to do.

>>723132186
Rape Hillary Clinton

>>723132186
go back to bed, 5 more minutes.

>>723132186

start new game -

>>723132186
you fuck trump to death, allowing the great op to do something better than deal with us

>>723132309

>>723132324

>>723132186
Declare sharia law and ban the internet

>>723132316
rolling the re

>>723132324
This

>>723132324
reroll

>>723132324

this is our life now

>>723132186
Dance all day long

>>723132324
rollre

>>723132324

no escape

>>723132544
KEK

>>723132186
Be true to yourself

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>>723132544

>>723132186
Call and wake up christian bale, tell him to get dressed

>>723132186
Take america to knotts berry farm

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op dont leave us hanging

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Welcome to NG-, motherfuckers.

>>723132986

that is somewhat funny

become nigger

>>723132986
Expose the jewish run media

>>723132986
Rest game
new game : Bernie mode

>>723132986
Order taco bell

>>723132986
Read a book

>>723132986
Rediscover your hymen

put on top hat

Open a mcdonalds franchise

drink a canada dry.

>>723132986
Reinstate slavery

>>723133399
didn't think that would work...

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>>723133399
fucking hilarious man, keep it up

at least now you're naked

>>723132986
an hero

>>723133742
re

also I'm wrapping this shit up after 3 more pictures, make that shit count

>>723133769
again

insult the first she sees

>>723133730
Prepare a meal

Love yourself

Get to know the unruly teens

go on to 4chan and make an 8 bit draw thread where dubs do things

Shoplift

>>723133956
rolled re

You fuck Donald trump and suck his asshole, saying "I DID have sexual relations with that man"

>>723134033
Waste of dubs

bomp

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You go on /b/ and make a fucking hilarious thread where you do a CYOA and make art for it :^)

>>723134684
The end

/b/ception

>>723134740
rerolling till dubs

>>723134792

>>723134817

>>723134849

let me escape from this autistic coil

wake me up insiiiiide

>>723134883

>>723134930

>>723134963

>>723134994

>>723135025

You decide to use taxpayer money to transform the Washington Monument into a giant judas cradle for your own sick pleasure

gg op, this was fun, hope you do this again sometime :D

Was fun! nighty nighy

He said The End, but didn't say we couldn't roll for New Game +∞

:^)

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I AM FREEEEEE

It was fun, goodnight everybody!