What kind of girlfriend do you want

I want a loyal girlfriend that wants me too but I've given up because no girl will take the initiative. That and I don't want to pull teeth, after all I'm not a dentist. It's not fair, girls should have to take the initiative because they recognise me and I know nothing about them.

>>723121324
Girls are never really loyal, I've seen it with my own eyes.

Basically my ex gf except with a dick, that way I can be her bottom sissy and she'll be less of a neurotic cunt

One who is discreet af so my wife never finds out

>>723121544
Explain futher

I want a literal partner-in-crime. Me and my ex used to steal and con people together and I kinda miss it.

A real one

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>>723120816
Just want someone like me. Wants to stay in and watch movies, or read togeather or some shit instead of going out everywhere. Like nerd shit, or at least play some games.

Idk I would like her to have short hair, but it doesn't really matter.

Just one someone to love me.

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>>723120816
The same one in OP's pic.

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>>723120816
Big black mama who would cook me soul food. Pic related

Doesn't matter what kind of gf you all want. She could have every quality you desire but if she's ugly you'll pass her by. Stop kidding yourselves.

>>723123667
Oh yeah? Well, see ya at tha crossroads so you won't be lonely.

>>723124233
Lmao

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One to teach me how to love myself.

One that's positive to my mental health.

Which is none.

>>723120816
I'd be fine with a 7/10 who isn't psycho and likes videogames

>>723120816
one that isn't a basic bitch that dresses and acts like 95% of every women. Also one who isn't a total tard with computers or cars.

Bonus would be she plays vidya or is a /b/tard

>>723123667
>implying I even talk to other humans

>>723124615
quite the long shot buddy

>>723124687
>implying we're no human because you're talking to us right now.

>>723124657
Do you want one like in OP's pic?

>>723122599
>>723120816
She can fuck and suck me all weeklong!

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One who actually cares about me.

One like OP's pic, preferably not a mentally ill suicidal psychopath

>>723124895
If she was like I described above, sure.

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>>723125117
she good?

>>723124657
Basically this

>>723125354
Solid 6.8/8

>>723124816
But your just some dude behind a screen. I'll never meet you. Never how to figure out your motives or what drives you. Never have to watch my tounge around you.

I don't even have to care about you.

And whenever I want I can just close the tab and move on. I never have to get into a "deep" conversation with you, and I don't have to worry about what you think of me.

It's not your day to day human interaction. I don't think it really counts.

>>723120816
None

>>723121772
Not that anon, but the worst thing in the world is a bored woman. Their loyalty only depends on who is the most entertaining and gives them the most attention. Pretty pathetic desu.

>>723125420
But I know the likelihood of finding someone like that is almost zero and if I do the chances she is already "taken" or doesn't like me. So alas I will be forever alone.

>>723126055
Also basically this, my mindset verbatim

>>723123667
a quality i look for is attractive.

>>723120816
Is this /r9k/? I thought I was on /b/?

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A real one

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>>723126213
At least I have my computer and the internet.

>>723120816
One with a dick

>>723126421
Yeah pretty much, but at least you probably didn't show a solid 8/10 a video of a cat falling nine stories presumable to its death and then laugh at said video whilst she became appalled

>>723120816
A murderous psychopath.

One who is so jelly she'd kill everyone I know but not me.

And she'd be fiercely obsessed with me, never leaving me out of her sight.

And would take herself out if I died or carry on in my name.

>>723125920
By far my favorite part about /b/

I dont have to be a bullshit social being, I dont have to watch my words and think about peoples feelings. You are all anonymous, and I am too. If I want to talk about rape in sweden I can with no one thinking differently when i say rapists should be shot. If i want to call someone an asshole I can.

And the thread 404s and everything disappears. Like magic, ideas were shared and people communicated dissapear with no trace save for what each person chooses to take away with them. Intellectual exchange in its purest form.

Then you have the faggots posting trap threads (or pony, thank got thats over) for the 10 milionth time cause they cant admit they have issues who ruin the pure joy of sharing ideas.

>>723124657
but why would she want to date you?

>>723121557
What if I had a strap-on I could use on you? You could still be my bottom sissy ;P

>>723126364
kek

>>723120816
One like her

>>723125354
Good for my dick and lips!

>>723126976
is she goth??

>>723126758
You see personally I don't mind the trap threads and pony threads.

They are total shit, and yeah sometimes you can ask people about their fetish and why they like it, but for the most parts it's entirely shit.

But it makes threads where you can talk to people, boil down opinions and share them, all the more worthwhile.

>>723126840
No idea that would be up to her. Whether she likes my humor, hobbies, life style.

>>723120816
a female one

>>723126582
Nope can't say I have in recent history. But back in primary school I had done worse.

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>>723127037
careful anon

>>723127482
Do tell.

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>>723127639
Fake teeth don't scare me

>>723128390
I thought they were real.

A diffrent one sometimes, but i doubt a diffrrent one would put up with all my shit, i mean she even empties my pee jug for me even if she hasnt used it

>>723127744
>In my school boys and girls were in separate classes but we got to mix at lunch and after school before going home.
>Start going to "computer enthusiast" club from school.
>Hit it off with this one girl Jessica
>We talk for about an hour everyday after school
>She was the "one" (and I still believe it to this day)
It's important to note at this time it was mid-early nighties so both of us only had one "family" home phone and no access to the internet yet
>Still not really dating but getting really close
>Big school dance coming up and we decide to go together
>Night before the dance she calls my home phone and says she wants to be bf/gf (in my head this was a big deal as I was a youngin)
>Start to get really nervous since I've never danced with a girl before or kissed one and both were certain to happen in 24 hrs
>Throw up the morning before big dance and mom makes me stay home
>so i missed the dance, her friends skinned me alive for it and not telling her when I had no way of telling her
>felt terrible about it and was too much of a bitch to talk to her face to face again and avoided her from then on

>>723128792
Kappa

Basically a slave but white

>>723128973
Yikes. You ever send a girl a pic of a dead deer that got hit by a plane? I mean, she claims to be a gurofag and said it was funny, but she also told a mutual acquaintance that I sent it to her so I don't know if she thought it was legitimately funny or just creepy. Regardless, I don't think she's single so it doesn't really matter, which is fine, because I can still try with that chick that I showed the cat video to.

>>723129566
hahah no. Go for cat video girl as long as shes got a good personality.

>>723129101
>>723128792
But regardless, that gothchick isn't scary

A beautiful and attractive and smart and funny one who loves me and wants to have 8 children with me.

>>723129358
>>723130495
same shit right?

>>723130387
is she cute?

>>723130663
Yeah

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>>723129921
What if her personality is only decent? Who am I kidding, it's the best I'm going to do anyway

>furry
>texts back/first
>chill

Its a shame I found a guy to fit those requirements already

>>723131109
tbh after typing that story up and bringing up those thoughts again. If she is alive go for it because fuck if I would have just talked to her about why I didn't make it to that dance she wouldn't have gotten married to the next guy she dated and I would be with her. God speed anon get cat video girl.

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>>723131082
yess

>>723131464
Yes?

>>723131945
yesss she draws too so be lucky

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>>723133008
Lucky for what? She's not dating me, fool

>>723122361
same here dude.
My ex-wife liked to go out and chill with people all the time. Told her I wasn't interested in going alot. I prefer to be a homebody and don't talk to people outside of work unless it's gaming. She proceeded to tell me somethings wrong with me and she felt sorry for me not having friends to hang out with.
(regardless of the fact I get invited out every weekend and turn them down 90% of the time). Made me feel like I'm a weirdo. Anyway got over it.
If anything can be learned from this for anyone: Don't let people tell you being introverted is wrong. They're the assholes for expecting you to change who you are.

As long as the chick isn't your basic Stacey we're cool.

>>723126038
This

>>723120816
Chubby, kinky, faithful. Stuff like music/movie taste etc doesn't bother me I see it as stuff to talk about. One who doesn't have the same interests as me but respects them and encourages them like she'll watch a show or read a book while I tinker around with /tg/ minis then we'll go for a walk together. Also good wife/mother material.

>>723133364
seriously man? being that introverted and gaming your life away, away from mates, is the shittiest lifestyle ive ever heard. Being introverted is fine if you still do stuff with others every now and then, but if you're turning down 90% of offers im surprised anyone would actually want you around. Your ex-wife was right, you are a weirdo.

>>723131204
Meh guys are better. Their brains are wired differently and are more logic. Easier to understand

>>723123667
No shit. Physical attraction is a part of a dating relationship

i dont really want one. im honestly happier being single than alone. since i broke up with my x,i've bought a house. a new car. better furniture. eating much healthier than ever.i've been able to start investing my money. speaking of which i have much more than when i was with someone. no. im fine as i am now. if i want sex i'll just buy it

Isn't fat
Is white
Does NOT suffer from anxiety/depression/bipolar/BPD

Every girl I meet claims to have anxiety, and they're the flakiest girls I've met. Even worse if they want a "daddy-dom" relationship. That shit is work.

Also, stay away from geek girls. They're broken.

>>723120816
My old bestfriend from middle school. She was the coolest person ive ever met and it took me until highschool to realize how big of a crush I had on her. But she ended up being home schooled. Can't find her any where on social media to say hi again. I won't find any one like her.

>>723133364
This imo
>>723135364
I was the same the only contact i had with others outside of work was playing vidya with workmates. Met a girl on the Internet and we started dating, she's really sociable and has lots of friends and I was terrified of meeting strangers and didn't wanna go out to gatherings but now I've done it I feel so much better and everyone's been chill with me. For me anyway it's turned my life around for the better

>>723135636
0/10

>>723135636
I agree with the anxiety thing the amount of people from school I see on fagbook claiming to have anxiety and I think "You were the loudest dumbest retard in school and you're claiming to have anxiety?" Funnily enough it's all the loud bitches who were popular for the wrong reasons

>>723135636
Oh yeah also cause of western society white girls are getting worse

>>723135978
See, that's awesome man, keep it up

A slutty rave chick

>>723122270
Underrated af.

>>723120816
One who's into fart sex and femdom

one with a femcock

>>723120816
Shares the same interests and hobby's, and is not a criminal.

yep that's basically it.

>>723136298
Thanks man I will. Like I say she's turned my life around and as cliche as it sounds I was pretty lost my life was 4chan, vidya and work but I'm going back to college later this year and I'm going out more, even stuff like saying hello to passers by. Then there's clubs I've joined. She's been a godsend

>>723135384
>>723135364
>>723135636
Garbage

>>723135986
Hello /soc/

Stay away from pastel girls. Thank me later.

>>723137026
No fool, the post was half assed garbage

I don't fucking want one. Somehow I always end up either destroying a sweet woman or being crushed by a succubus. Hopefully I can just fuck people for a while and eventually get hit by a bus or something instead. Sounds better.

>>723137025
Shit up gaybo fuck jew

>>723128960
>Empties my pee jug
Don't you dare leave her

>>723137380
Make me, Nigger faggot. Your posts are shit!

>>723120816
OP i dunno who the fuck you are but thats definitely banessa in that pic

Scott? Peaches? Banessa's ex? Who fucking are you

>>723137887
Sos ur mum ya poobitah! XD

>>723137935
>thats definitely banessa in that pic
who

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>>723120816
this kind

>>723138125
Nigger if its not banessa then who is it

Because thats definitely her

I would pull up a facebook photo of hers but ig she deleted it

>>723138282
Mmmm suck his plops out his hole

>>723138472
>banessa
Who the hell is banessa? i don't even know who or what person from your circlejerk you're talking about.

>>723138878
Me banessa. Me. Wan a fuk? :3

>>723137994
Speak English, cunt

>>723139579
Come on bro we all know I could kill you with one punch so go suk ya grandfathers hole, fatty.

One that doesn't threaten suicide to keep me in a relationship. Makes me feel like shit when I try to get away from it and I'm seen as the bad guy by those that hear about it. They're just attention whores too, not one has even come close to doing shit.

>>723139757
Cool story Steve Shives, you couldn't kill a fly. Cunt

>>723139131
For you.

>>723139992
I'm Steve shives, you're Elliot Roger. Wanna fight? Location? Hopefully we're nearby

>>723140140
Cum on lez fuk'n'suk

>>723120816
>>723122599
>>723125354
>>723127639
>>723131464
Is her name Skye?

Her.

I would just like it if she would be alright to stay at home some nights and then be more then willing to go out the next, I would like someone who share a life filled with dreams and aspirations while at the same time help keep me grounded and appreciate the little things in life,

>>723120816

One who's not engulfed in social media and crying out for attention all the fucking time. Do women not realize how unattractive some of the shit they put on their feeds makes them look to guys who have standards and options?

>>723140838
no

>>723140518
Meet me at the Tokyo Mall, pussy!

>>723120816
A real one.

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>>723142813
Come on man stop memeing and let's fight