Oh god I just ordered pizza for the third night in a row. I'm

>>723112535
No he will probably think you are either hungry or stoned or both hungry and stoned

>>723112535
No, the fact you are worried about that makes you a pathetic loser

i saw the same delivery dude a couple times, we talked about battlefield 1 a bit, nice fella.

>>723112535
Worrying about someone thinking something about you does mean you're a big Loser.

you are a pathetic loser - if you're scared someone might think you're weird then don't do the weird thing

>>723112535
>Oh god I just ordered pizza for the third night in a row. I'm scared the same guy will deliver. Will the think I'm a pathetic loser??

Maybe, but at least you aren't a pizza delivery driver

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>>723112535
no, he needs the money, no questions asked
>answer door naked, post video

>>723112946
this, but at the end ask him if he is ready for his tip

OP here it was a different guy. All is good!

Oh btw I got pasta instead of pizza!

>>723113144
call and order another one now

>>723112535
I roasted a fully herbed, brined chicken with stuffing yesterday-- roasted to perfection and never got to eat any of it. I had to walk far away to get fast food and that was all i ate yesterday. today i ordered KFC and half of a 4 piece meal was all i ate today

>>723112535
Probably. Hang yourself in the doorway so he feels guilty about judging you.

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hah got pasta and I said pizza. le trolled

>>723113284
Why didn't you eat the roasted chicken?

>>723113144
Ofcourse, your orders are on record. They know you order pizza three days in a row anyway.

>>723113247
do this and cover yourself in marinara sauce and shredded cheese and when you open the door shout "NO I AM THE PIZZA MAN!" steal his car and drive it into the front of the pizza place.

>>723112535
Yeah, but you are a pathetic loser, so what's the problem?

>>723113213
how is it?

I'm boiling some water for pasta at the moment

>>723113528
Because of someone abusing me as i'm preparing the meal and enraging me to fury which I never ever want to be it kills me. and I walked away from the 98% finished meal to be depressed at the unusual sadness of my life.

>>723113528
Because he had to walk far away. Pay attention.

>>723113699

...I'd watch that.

>>723113781
>roasted to perfection
>98% finished
So which is it?

>>723113792
Because the cops stopped me for a headlight that was never out, and suspended my license on the side of the road for unpaid fines (12grand for backing out the driveway in a vehicle with no insurance). I haven't been working since '12 and literally live on 2-300/month since then. Refuse to take welfare, didn't even take EI when I lost my job. SO I can't drive so I walk really far to bring back only as much groceries/stuff as I can carry. That means lots of far walking.

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>>723113910
Chicken was done, the entire meal was done, except for the mashing of the potatoes.

>>723113792
yeah but who was phone?

>>723114169
Why didn't you take the chicken with you?

>>723114169
So..
>Get teased
>Walk far away
>Teaser winner, chicken dinner
That ought to show that teaser

>>723114422
Then he would not be able to feel quite as sorry for himself

Did you cry into the dish water as you cleaned up after their meal?

>>723113412
>you ordered "A pepperoni pizza"