Who wants to come to Texas and join my new cult?

>>723109652
Looks like a normal campsite

>>723109724
its hidden land, with goats to sacrifice to Kek.

>>723110009
So it is a campsite?

>>723110213
no...around 40 acres of private land.

>>723110282
Yeah but is that land owned by a campground business?

>>723110464
no sir....family land
hence "private land" hurr durr

>>723110816
So I can go camping with you yes?

>>723109652
Do you have any real life loli I can fuck when I get there? Because if you don't then fuck off.

the cult of Cecil Rhodes

>>723109652
that green and yellow paint on those guns look gay as fuck.

also, that filename tells me you saved that pic off of 4chan about 48 hours ago. so if that's "your land" then why did you save the pic?

>>723110910
you must kill a goat for lord kek when you arrive.

>>723111010
no, no real lolis. Just silicon love dolls.

>>723111186
I can bring veal if that's what you're getting at. You have a barbeque setup?

>>723111115
disbelievers arent welcome. Grandpa says pack up and git.

>>723111326
no....a goat must be brought by, and sacrificed, by you.

>>723111398
I'm okay friends with my local butcher. Can he sacrifice it in my plate for us or something?

>>723111689
goat must be sacrificed upon arrival to please lord kek. You may however have a friend clean the goat after the sacrifice. However, Lord Kek would prefer you clean and dress your own sacrifice.

I wanna join. I'm in commiefornia

>>723112166
Are you a weaboo trap? Over 21? Has guns? Can supply a goat named Willy? Dont mind angry grandpas that are surprised I have more than 3 friends?

If no to any of these, or yes to just one, than come join the Kekkus Occultus

>>723109652

What are the rules and beliefs of your cult? Are human sacrifices allowed?

>>723109652
Only if I get a FAL also

>>723111020
Subtle, I like it.

Will there be cookies?

>>723112706
I could probably steal a caff, is dat gud enuf?

>>723113215
Human sacrifices are allowed....but only niggers and mudslimes.

>>723113221
you must provide your own firearm, 1 minimum.

>>723113286
no. But there will be cum brownies.

>>723113304
I suppose. We arent Hindu, so I see no problems. Plus veal is tasty too. Moooomy!

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if anyone is wondering this is from the most recent /k/ meet up,

supposedly it went to shit

>>723114590
no...it didnt go to shit....it went full autismo sperg tard.
Beware of Swiggins gpa

>>723114590
and dont forget, Sakuya raped the goat around 1am due to the screaming everyone heard the thing doing.

>>723114876
i feel bad for poor Sa/k/uya

>>723115127
I feel bad for Willy goat....but at least he was sacrificed and put out of his misery.

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>>723109652

>>723113673

>Only Niggers and Mudslimes

Sign me up!

>>723109652
Why would anyone want to go to Texas?

>>723115496
kek

>>723115127
We all do.

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>>723113673

>>723109652
do you have koolaid?

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>>723115627
To see Swiggins grandpa reacting to anons in pic related

>>723115896
yes...speshul koolaid....but no niggery grape drank

>>723109652
Nice looking rhodies

>>723109652
no, it looks kind of man-on-man rapey down there