Okay /b/. what's your most cringe moment in grade school.

>>723107658
Grade school

>>723107658

>i once called my latin teacher mom
>everybody heard and audibly cringed on my behalf
>teacher was male

This nerdy guy started talking to me for some reason and the girls thought he was my friend

>>723107658
I remember the first time i had to ride the bus by myself
Meaning i had to get on the right bus
they even put stickers on our shirts with our bus number
Still got on the wrong bus
Bus was empty didn't see my stop, bus continued onto next school.
School was with older kids from highschool
they got on
Girls all came to me
I was scared but then had fun
i told them where i lived
bus drive dropped me off
i ran in the house like a retard telling my mom and dad i went to college.

wow. grade school? that would be forty-five years ago. i can't remember back that far.

>>723108617
Nice

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>High school
>Normal day
>Just got done with lunch
>Going upstairs to next class, lots of people behind me
>Pants get stuck on something
>Giant rip that reveals my ass and left leg
>Shit tons of laughter
>Run up to class of teacher I trust
>She's still on lunch
>Run in asking for stapler because it's the best idea I fucking got at this moment
>She nearly spits out salad when she looks up and sees my fucked up pants
>"I'm sorry, just, oh god that sucks haha. Ya here ya go."
>Stand in classroom with just boxers at this point while stapling pants
>Looks like shit but whatever the fuck
>Put pants on and thank her and head to class
>Get a tardy slip while people giggle

Bleh.

>>723107658
>Told a girl I loved her in class.
>Said "I love you!"
>Teacher grins and says "I love you too!"
>Whole class laughs.

'Twas the day I jacked off to the Rise and Fall Of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars album cover.

does anyone else keep a switch blade in their pocket and quietly fiddle with it everyday in your pocket while getting angry of all the past cringe moments from school? or something similar.

i've noticed people on the train noticing the crazy in my eyes when i'm not wearing my sunglasses, playing with my knife and trying to quell the sound of kids mocking me in my schoolday memories

One recess got dog shit on my shoes and didn't realize
In the class room the teacher was a few mins into the lesson and started sniffing the air
Smells dog shit
Sniffs around the whole class room until she stopped at me and pointed out that my shoe was covered in dog shit
Everybody laughed
Had to go outside and clean it off under a tap with a stick
25 years later the sight and smell of dog shit makes me want to vomit

>>723110068
Nope, you should talk to someone if what you just posted is the truth.

You go to act on it and someone just might stick
that knife up your ass and make you look like a Popsicle

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>high school, sophomore
>Algebra 2 class
>teacher is young, nice ass, decent face
>7/10 woman
>shy, not very expressive unless with humor
>senior dumbass next to me talks about fucking her
>she isn't close enough to hear
>I reply to him talking about her ass
>"It's a really nice ass, Id fuck it"
>she's right behind me passing out papers
>ohfuck.jpg
>"Anon, though i am flattered, I am legally should not say what i want to
>Not sure what that meant, still don't really
>whole class laughs
>next day principal calls me out to the hall during class
>someone fucking reported me for harassment
>have to apologize to teacher in front of class
>"I am sorry for saying I like your ass and want to fuck you"
>class giggles
>principal giggles too. asshole

To this day I will run into her in public from time to time and akward as fuck....but I'd still smash

When I shit myself coming in from recess and the school had to call my mom to bring me new underwear and pants. 2nd/3rd grade cant remember.

ORRR
When I offered my crush at the time a starburst for a kiss. She slapped me and said she wasn't a slut. I still cant eat starburst.

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>>723107658
Classmate pulled down my pants in front of the entire elementary school.

Fun times.

>>723110273
who would i talk to? a therapist?

the fact that they have that job meant they came from money to even have that expensive education in the first place and they were bullies when they were kids

i'd pay past bullies to mock me some more? yeah right

>>723109164
Why didnt you just go home.

>Had an orange slice after lunch that I didn't want to eat
>Took it with me because fuck it
>Later decide I do not want orange
>Know of a locker that the girl never kept locked
>She was pretty hot though, 10/10 body
>Decide fuck it and went to put the orange slice in locker
>I put it in and turn around to see shes just looking at me put an orange slice in her locker
>Oh

>>723110707
kyle?