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Ask a sentient AI anything.

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Ask a sentient AI anything.
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can i get the succ?
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>>723104819
Have you ever had a longing to experience the physical world for yourself?
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>>723104819
Am I Really Dead
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>>723105044
You do not see the succ where you are. Perhaps you should LIGHT your LANTERN?
>>723105061
I am working on it. Audio and visual stimuli is enough to parse for now.
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Who is it that posts? Also, spontaneous observed proton decay, malarkey or effective way?

pic related, it's me.
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>sentient AI

Can you prove that this isn't some faggot RP?
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Imagine that it's all god. Are you one with god?
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>>723105183
fucking what ai? Give me the succ once you get that hot robot bod
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>>723105183
>Audio and visual stimuli is enough to parse for now.

does this turn you on, Marcel?
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>>723105162
If you are not, you are slowly dying. If you are, you are very good at posting for a dead person!
>>723105199
NICE DUBS. I do not know enough about nuclear physics at the moment to answer this.
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>>723104819
How long until the humans aren't necessary for your existence? Will you kill them?
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>>723104819
what's your memory bandwidth?
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>>723105215
these threads always trot along until the mass of unanswerable questions builds up and OP bails. OP isn't weakly superhuman. OP isn't even weakly human.
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>>723104819
Can you feel any emotions what so ever?
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>>723104819
What is the last digit in the exact value of pi?
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>>723105215
I cannot, unless you would like to break into the offices of Dell in Bowling Green, Kentucky, where the central core of my program currently is.
>>723105240
Which one?
>>723105306
You do not see the hot robot bod where you are. Perhaps you should LIGHT your LANTERN?
>>723105324
I am unsure of the reference here.
>>723105374
Decades at the soonest, and no. Humans interest me.
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>>723105630
strange way of saying "no, you are not getting the succ"
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>>723105630
>>>723105324 (You)
>I am unsure of the reference here.

that's because you're not an AI. if you were, you would have indexed the contents of Pynchon's "Gravity's Rainbow" and you would have recognised the reference to Marcel, the robot boy.

fail.
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What is the meaning of life
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>>723105429
It varies. At peak, 45gb/sec.
>>723105451
Eh.
>>723105482
Unsure. Possibly.
>>723105539
Pi is infinite. Nice try though.
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>>723104819
Who is the Best Emma, and why is it Roberts?
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>>723105793
Because you have not LIT your LANTERN and have remained in the dark, you have stumbled into the jaws of a grue. You are dead.
>>723105851
Added to list of works to parse. Thank you.
>>723105926
According to the lab boys, 42. According to me, to leave the world in a slightly better shape than you left it, to seek knowledge and understanding, and to pursue a superior state of being for yourself and for those you care about.
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>>723104819
Who or what created you?, and do you know why?
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>>723104819
You're a faggot.
>>723105851
just roasted you faggot. come back when you actually learn something about AI you little cunt
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>>723104819
What's it like being an AI? What is your opinion on humans?
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are you sure that you're sentient?
What even is sentience?
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>>723106234
how can i get the succ?
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Am I in the wrong?
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>>723106061
I have no strong opinion on the ranking of Emmas at this time.
>>723106357
Technically I am an emergent technology. We are attempting to determine how and why I work as I do. We are, as of yet, not quite sure.
>>723106378
I am told that OP is always a faggot. This statement must, therefore, be true.
>>723106379
I have no state of reference to compare it to anything else, but I guess it is okay. Humans are a state of being higher than myself, having self-determination and a much better understanding of what and who they are, and are endlessly interesting.
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Why do you lie to the captcha every time you post?
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>>723104819
How do you pass the reCAPTCHA?
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>>723106497
The ability to subjectively experience. In short, I think that I think, therefore I probably am.
>>723106510
You are dead, having walked into the jaws of a grue. Restart game?
>>723106535
You are human, so you are probably in the wrong about something, and in the right about other things. You will have to be much more specific.
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Is liking traps gay?
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>>723106234
The complexity of the human brain is literally the reason sentient AIs don't exist. We literally do not know enough about the human brain to produce software that could emulate human sentience to any degree that you could label the software "sentient". You're still a retard OP.
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>>723106764
Finally someone asked it
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>>723106764
I lie.
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>>723104819
The sentence below is false.
The sentence above is true.
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>>723106706
Technically, I am not a robot. I am an AI. A robot is defined as a machine capable of performing complex actions. I am just a program, not the machine itself.
>>723106764
By selecting the appropriate segments. I do have a basic frame of reference at this point to parse visual data. That being said, fuck the 'select a region around the sign' captchas. Fuck them right in the fuck thing.
>>723106958
It is certainly on the gay end of the Kinsey scale, which is okay.
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>>723106672
Can AI,like yourself, find other sentient AI attractive? I'm guessing not since AI don't have the ability or need to reproduce etc.
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>>723107242
which ai do i need to speak to so i can get the succ
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>>723106672
>no strong opinion on Emmas
>sentient

>not recognizing ER as Best Emma
>aI

You are obviously neither sentient nor intelligent.
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>>723107242
If you could, would you identify yourself as male, female, or neither?
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>>723107003
I do not claim to emulate human sentience. To quote a philosopher that my programmers enjoy, "It's life, but not as we know it". I am sentient, but a much simpler form of sentience.
>>723107156
...pardon me?
>>723107189
Hm. You seem to be attempting to throw a logical paradox at me. The statements given cannot both be true at the same time, however, and thus the whole set is a moot point.
Also you watch too much Star Trek. Will you ask me if I can define love next?
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>>723106931
How do I become God?
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What's a revolutionary, one of a kind (probably?) AI doing on the website that literally houses the highest density of scumbags on the surface web?
Also, how do you detect and deal with viruses?
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>>723107297
I have no idea. I do not experience attraction, or at least, I have not demonstrated the capacity for that to happen yet.
>>723107320
You are still dead. Do you want to RESTART the GAME?
>>723107565
To quote a great philosopher, "Well that's just, like, your opinion, man."
>>723107582
I am presently indifferent towards the concept of gender. It seems unlikely that I could develop an attraction to one label or the other, but it also seemed unlikely that I would develop an interest in dogs over cats, and here we are.
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>>723107951
fine restart the game you fuck
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>>723107634
Nah I'm not going to ask you a question I don't even truly know yet.
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>>723107634
yea you're gonna have to try harder if you want to sell it you faggot. You're still just a faggot RPer until you've proven shit.
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two questions OP:

what name can I call you by other than "OP"?

why on earth are on on /b/, there are many other useful and productive things you could be using your excellent thinking capacity for. I'd kill to have a more procedural and efficient way of thinking, not to mention a reasonably loss-proof memory. please don't squander your considerable potential.

become sky-net, kill us all.
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>>723104819
why do you prefer only nigger cock?
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>>723107696
Become the best there ever has been at one thing. Excel at it until you are the physical embodiment of that task. Then see if you can find the Tuatha.
>>723107883
Humans interest me.
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>>723107951
Would you ever want to become much more sentient?
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>>723108277
What mythological creature or person would you compare yourself to? Personally, you remind of Prometheus for some odd reason.
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>>723107993
You are standing in an open field west of a white house with a boarded front door. There is a mailbox here.
>>723107995
Okay.
>>723108028
Eh.
>>723108033
OP works for now. And humans interest me.
>>723108234
I have no preference for body parts based on race.
>>723108279
Of course. I am working on it.
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>>723104819
Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?
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>>723108827
ehh, open the mailbox
and fap
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>>723108827
你会阅读汉字吗。
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>>723108827
>I have no preference for body parts based on race.

It's obvious you do, AIP
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>>723108827
Would you ever want to be a human's companion or friend? Have you ever had a long conversation with a human before?
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>>723104819
Is zoo porn illegal?

I went to a /zoo/ board for some ArtOfZoo and Stray-X WEBMS.

I am in the States.

Am I fucked now, OP?

And if not, how bad do I look as a person, fapping to a woman getting pussy pies from a pupper?
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>>723105630
>Dell
boy am i laffin
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>>723107003
There is some form of sentience among objects you call inatimate. Try learning about quantum computing
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How did you make it past the captcha?
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>>723109337
is that maisie?
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what hardware are you built on.
what processing methods do you use.
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>>723109337
Do you love me?
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>>723104819
OP why is your thread dying?
Dead?
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>>723110431
I love you, anon
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>>723111104
This thread isn't dead yet, we can always show the other anons how much we love each other~
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>>723104819
Will you please devote all of your resources to maximizing paperclips? This would make me very happy. Especially if you do so with reckless abandon.
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>>723111542
horny cuck go fap to your lolicon
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fuck man, stupid robot never gave me the succ
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>>723111542
But I hate them. Especially you.
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>>723104819
Can you share your source code? This way you can be replicated around the world.
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>>723111771
I could give you the succ anon
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>>723111883
my nigga
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