Hey B What do you need? I mean really need

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>>723098171
The booty

>>723098321
Fuck you

ambition

>>723098171
Mercenary. I need to be a mercenary. I am working towards it now.

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>triggered

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right now i'd like a cute lady foot wedged in my mouth

Purpose

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Breath. Id like some breathing room for me to sorr myself out properly. Will most likely never get it

A penis wedged in my Boi Pussy

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>>723098171
/b/ Needs a cure for cancer

I need healing.

Two $60 dollars steam cards.

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>>723098171
A one-way ticket out of this shithole.

>>723099262
What healing? Kinda cure? Think we can help it out since I'm a paladin

>>723098686
>i need healing

>>723099457
cure for cancer

>>723098686
https://youtu.be/x_BDR18B2Lk

>>723098171
Hitler

>>723098171
An instant nigger extermination device.

>>723099519
You're the looser here then kek
That's beyond 4chans magic

>>723099389
dubs you are banned

>>723099389
sorry, i tried

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>>723098171
A way out.

>>723099159
Same my dude

I have a large boner wat do

>>723098171
A flat-bed waterjet cutter with a 4axis head, 120t of aluminum sheet and plate, 500m of 17mm AF A4 stainless hex bar plus a shipping container of 24V brushless motors, motorbike drive chains and 1km of optical fiber.

Who doesn't want their own army?

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>>723098171
everyone to die at the same time

£400 for car insurance.

If I can get on the road, I'll have a much easier time of finding a job.

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Aesthetics! Fucking gotta look like zyzzbrah before summer
>pic very related

>>723100107
>day the world dies
>You the only one to survive

Motivation.

>>723100343
I can deal with that, I also would kill myself, but that is what I mean by deal with that

>>723100345
>Get motivated
>The world steps into worldwide socialist regime

i really need to know what i wanna do for the rest of my life, like a job i mean... also i'm 26

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>>723098425
That would be good

>>723100466
I bet you couldnt have killed yourself even in such case
That's harder than it seems to be

>>723098171
fresh air, water and food. i can work for the rest

love

>>723100732
had 2 attempts, been found by accident the first time, the second time the twitching of my dying body made me fall from bed and lose the mask

so, uhm, I pretty much would and I pretty much will

>>723098171
Money.

This is the third time my bank has fucked up my balance/statement.

I had nearly 300+ dollars in my accnt last week.
Lemme tell you this, I buy nothing but gas/pay bills. Im pretty much scrapping by.
Today I was told I have -4.28. Which makes no fucking sense.

Now i gotta wait till my next 300 dollar paycheck to pay elec.

Lifes pretty shit sometimes. Not all the time. Just sometimes.

>>723100746
>get food air and water
>Working for the rest
>of your life
>in a coal mine

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>>723098171
Peace of mind

An rts style video game where you play as the nazis and have to conquer the world while efficiently quarantining the jews.

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I need motivation and money

>>723101280
I like what you are saying anon

I need mercys hairstyle

This bitch to answer the gd phone

dubs, kek wills everyone away from 4chan

>>723098171
My own forestry in Olenek, Russia. I just need it!

>>723098171
Money.

Then 80% of the problems in my life would disappear.

>>723101334
>get the bunch of money lying just a few yards in front of you
>You're tied up to a tree
>Any Rancid song is playing on repeat

>>723098171
Somebody to love.

>>723101439
Im drawing up a design for one, then fleshing out a demo in gamemaker

10 pounds of quality weed and a house by the beach

A (You).

a girlfriend and better confidence

i need a girlfriend that's open and heartfelt
i need a car
i need money and a job
but most importantly, i need to have less haters<3

>>723098171
An amplifier for my electric acoustic guitar

>>723104381
holy shit you sound like a faggot

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>>723099230
>tfw they shitpost your memes and whine about cancer

>>723104473
I need one too what kinds are you looking at? I'm thinking about the triple rectifier

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>>723098171
Ali, not usually one to be dependent on people, but i could sure use her company right now
that and discipline

i need me a spooky goth gf

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Him

>>723104624
I was looking at the fishman loudbox mini lbx 500

>>723098171
about tree fiddy

>>723098171
Just enough money for rest of my life.

>>723102525
Really friend, it wont help.
> Have almost no money, worry about being able to buy food
Shit is horrid
> Worked well, got paid good money, Extended family start leeching hard. Stressed as fuck
> Get sick, spend hours in bed in total pain.
>Be broke as poor again, can barely pay rent worry about each heating bill.
Spend all my time playing with family that isn't faggots, health is picking up, wife is mostly happy. Spending more time with family.

>>723105703
The Triple Recs are great amps, i never had anything quite that expensive, in my 40 years of playing the nicest i ever owned was a Marshall jcm 100 watt h/s

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More whiskey.

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>>723105459
damn, who dis be??

Sleep.

>>723105703
That looks cool I have an acoustic electric as well but all I have is a Yamaha practice amp which craps out on me so I need something bigger and better so I can play my electrics mostly

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>>723106490
He's Matthew Clavane

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Death.

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I need to hear back from a company about an internship, so I don't have to spend another summer in this shithole.

>>723106606
I mostly play acoustic now, What is the amp doing? i might be able to help you figure it out

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10 000$ would be the absolute best right now...

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safe guidance and help to find pizza
i'm too anxious to try it myself and if i ever ask anyone they always troll me

>>723107774
Just do it man, it has to be pizzeria pizza, ideally in some italian immigrant dominant neighbourhood... you wont regret it

>>723098171
I need the girl who has been leading me on to give me a definitive answer already

>>723102862
love me

>>723098171
sleep

>>723108123
no fuck that it ain't worth the party van

Willpower

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>>723108684
Fuck the party van it's a mother fucking pizza

>>723098171
What I just heard

"I really like you to cum inside of me"

>>723106895
Or you could apply for jobs in the area and spend the summer getting valuable work expierance and a paycheck instead of having to pay for 3 months of hotels and food out of pocket, while trying to apply theories that have been out of use for 10 years in the modern workplace.

>>723098171
I need direction.

I need to get really good at something I already do for fun so I can make money out of it, and just work non stop, like crazy.

I've had plenty of free time to think about life and the only thing I see is that there's nothing to see. I'm not the kind of person that's going to form a happy family, I'm not the kind of guy that can derive fun out of talking aimlessly with people.
I'm obsessive.
I'm crazy, I know that.

I know that if I had 4 years to make a table, I'd spend half of that deadline just to make sure every piece of wood would be perfectly symmetrical.

But I'm ok with that.

All these tv shows show people like that in a bad light, like saying "don't be like this, you're going to be miserable". But it's not true. I've always been like that. I'm not gonna be miserable because there's nothing to my life besides work, I'm going to be miserable because I've ran out of work to do.

I don't need friends, goals and love.
I need colleagues, deadlines and money to pay for prostitutes.

I don't need to talk to my family everyday, one day every two months is good enough for me.

But nobody is hiring me, and I have no qualifications to be an entrepreneur. In fact, I'm not sure I wanna be a entrepreneur, I don't wanna waste time I could spend working on something I like with bullshit like paying taxes or networking.

Drawing, programming, cooking, farm hand, composing music, video editing, translating, writing(as you can see), are all things I already do everyday, for fun, I just need a direction, a prospect that at least one of these things can give me money, if at least someone hired me, if someone contracted me for a freelance job, hell, even if enough people were constantly on my ass asking for new blog posts or to just ask me to make the snacks for the next party, I could just choose what I would get hellbent on.

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One of these, dunno about flared though. My anus isn't that gaped yet

Or some money to help fund my dissertation fieldwork this summer. Shit's gonna be expensive even if I don't leave the UK

>>723098171
boys to call me girly names :(

>>723110072
It'd be expensive as fuck to but the equipment, but machining as a hobby would be awesome as fuck, plenty of room for really precise planning and measurement, plus you could sell things you made if you wanted

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>>723098619

Admitting it is the first step, Simon-kun.

>>723098171
More Lexapro, or a loaded shotgun

>>723099361
That's a shame, I only have one US$120 card.

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>>723098171
I need my mind wiped so that I don't have to remember all of the mistakes I've made, and all of the people who have hurt me.

But i'm a man, so I have to stay strong and ignore the bullshit. It's what's expected of me.

>>723101102
Peace of mind is cool for the first week, then it gets really boring.

>>723098171
Tell you what I want what I really really want?

>>723102877
>demo in gamemaker

You lost me anon. Even jews deserve more than gamemaker.

Happiness

>>723110759
Quiet you. We white males must constantly think of our own mistakes while also taking the blame for the mistakes of our predecessors. All who hurt us do so because of our great privilege. But in all seriousness i agree with you. I want to either be able to do it all again with hindsight or to just die and get it over with. Too much pain with no outlet isnt healthy

>>723098171
I need a more recording equipment, I mean what I have atm can do, but having more would make things SO MUCH easier.

A girlfriend that loves and appreciates me. And the motivation to do well in life before I end up at a shit job.

>>723098171
I need drive, motivation, whatever you call it and a direction to go in.

I just got fired. It wasn't due to being a bad worker, but due to where I live, I was not about to risk driving to work in severe winter weather. I was on the ropes for missing several days back in January then I missed a 4th day due to stomach flu. I actually made it into work, but had to leave due to stomach cramps. I was given my termination notice on the way out because I was still in a probationary period.

I'm not exactly butthurt about the job. My wife still pulls in more than enough to get by and we have a pretty convenient living arrangement and I am still bringing in money from working with my dad, just not quite as much. Right now I am fucked out of my mind though. I had problems in my past with severe depression issues and now they are coming back just as bad.

My wife is the only thing keeping me here, otherwise I would just off myself. I don't know what to do and its killing me. I feel like my wife should be angry with me, but all she does is shrug it off and comforts me. It hurts that I'm not the one doing it for her.

>Any advice /b/ros? I could really use some.

>>723110329
That does sound cool, but the price of the equipment look like too much of a barrier.

mas effect andromeda

elgat0x

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>>723098171
A life

>>723111520
>Too much pain with no outlet isnt healthy
Suicide is not exactly a healthy outlet,anon. In fact, even if by themselves, people die when they are killed.

>>723112135
Distribute CV's, work with your dad, do your best and keep trucking, mate. Everybody has hardtimes, and your wife seems to get it.

I try to look happier, even if you aren't. Your wife might get overwhelmed by constantly giving you emotional support. Not telling you to shelter yourself, just try to not to think too much about the bad.

>>723107078
Eh it mostly just turns itself off and I have to unplug it and wait a few seconds before I can even turn it back on

>>723112651
Thats just grammar though tbf. In all honestly i dont know if happiness really exists or everyone is just falsely pretending it does because everyone else does. Are we naturally meant to live in such a huge interconnected society whereby people have to option to create outcast groups with no social detriment

>>723098171
Drawfags who are willing to draw my fetishes.

>>723111048
I wanna, I wanna
njikndwjinwdnujwdniwdind jam

>>723113473
it's either the transformer getting too hot or it's a bad solder joint. I had a solid state Marshall that did the same thing and it was a solder problem, when the board heated up the solder would come apart and it would power off until the board cooled down and the connection would work again

>>723113962
Sounds like something I could easily get fixed if I brought it to the shop don't really wanna throw my amp away even tho I'm getting a better one soon, what bothers me is I don't really feel like I've played it long enough for it to have problems