Good evening gentlemen. How are the wife and kids?

ITT you kys

they are havung a great time bud. How about yours?

>>723090488
Hey fellas

>>723090769
Hey man, you surely forgot I dont have wifes either kids...

But I am having fun with my brand new 19 year old thai girl I have bought in my last trip!!

>>723090488
Ah, good day to you sire, lovely day isn't it?

>>723090893

Yes, quite lovely. How is the misses?

>>723090488
Good evening sir ! I don't have any, for I am a filthy faggot. Haw was your day ?

>>723091134

It was great. I sealed the deal on the Main Street property.

>>723091047
Quite well, I'd say, old chap. Any way it goes, will you come for a game of golf tomorrow?

DAAAAAYUUUM trips!

>>723091382
Your quite rude sir, please tone down for the ladies

>>723091316
I'd like to play a jolly old game of golf with you. Does 5pm sound good to you?

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>>723090488
I have cancer.

Gentleman there is more to the finer parts of the English language than referring to the formentioned as 'old chap'.

>>723091535
But of course, good lad! I'll ask my wife to make us some tea while we'll play

Can someone pass me the salt, please?

Hello there boys! How are we all?

>>723091976
We are all good, thank you. And how about you, good sir?

How are we all doing at this fine hour, good lads?

>>723091953
Hmmmm, indubitably.

Oh i would love if my tailor would work a little bit faster but all in good time i suppose

>>723092065
Splendid, my friend, absolutely splendid

pour me some lean fam

>>723092143

Who let this darkie in?

>>723091953
How about Croquet instead? Much shorter affair so we can all head to the pub for a spot of lunch afterwards. Mine's the lamb, don't you know.

>>723091209
I'll trade you it for my Park Place and the Electric Company

Does anybody know how long do we have to wait until we start talking like afro-americans?

Its quite odd i dare say, that in this fine establishment, the mongoloids of this generation were let in the door. Not to be rude to mongoloids of course but i must say that some of these men are acting like heathens

>>723092416
Croquet does seem like a good idea, but why not play both, my dear old friend?

>>723092603

Until someone gathers three repeating numbers. Do you have a Lucky Strike I can have dear chap?

Hi guys *takes off trenchcoat* *adjusts tie* I must say *tips fedora* you gentlemen look fedorable

>>723092868
I'm more of a Kent fella myself

You can feast your eyes on this nice pair of triplets you see on the right upper most corner of my reply in this topic

>>723092977
Better luck next time chap!

>>723093047
Perhaps I have miscalculated my device

My word, this thread is going to go places.

Hello everyone

Good to see everybody tonight. That weather took forever to clear up, huh?

greetings /b/entelmen.

>>723092977
Your digits are impressive, but no impressive enough my friend. Better luck next time.

>>723093136
Good to see you, Jeff.

>>723093122
>>723092977
Yes my splendid machine is clearly malfunctioning, what we must do is recalibrate the energy-motrones oh my.

I say! this is quite the conversation brewing in here. i am more than delighted to have such high class dialogue with you, friends!

>>723093160
Most certainly, old chap. A bout of sunshine is just what I needed.

>>723093160
Oh man, you wouldn't believe. You know we've had nearly 4 feet of snow this month? It's unbelievable.

>>723093201
Jimmy, that there's Roger, not Jeff.

>>723093234
If you need some help with it, I would be happy to lend a hand

What a great evening gentlemens ! I do hope your day went very well

OOGA BOOGA WHITE WOMENZ

>>723093298
My mistake, I always mix those two up. Anyway, how are you doing, Norm?

I am afraid we may never get trips.

Gentleman, I do concur that there is a distinct lack of thine repeating integers to the sum of three in hizzere.

>>723093385
I say, whom's negro escaped the cotton field?

>>723093361
Why, thank you kind sir. I hope your day has been just as splendid as the rest of us

how about we say everything a nigger would say but in a polite and upmost brittish way, prefferably with tea

>>723093385
Can somebody please get the bouncer?

>>723093459
i am quite shocked as well my good sire! this barbaric creatures should be kept in cages

Good evening chaps, whats the latest vintage?

>>723093542
I'll ask the barkeep.

Good evening gentlemen. How was your day?

>>723093385
Blimey! That was a close call lads, glad he was escorted off premises.

>>723093433
Well, my wife is currently on a tirade about how I arrived at my dwellings with a lack of shine on my shoes last night, and I simply escaped to this bar to avoid the wench.

>>723093385
There are women in this fine establishment. Their ears should not be the recievers of such horrible language

Hello my good sirs

Can someone get the bouncer?

>>723093595
Quite nice, I've finally closed on that housing complex. You?

>>723093656
ELLO GUVNAH

>>723093671
Bouncer here, what can I do for you Mister Anon?

I enjoyed suicide squad.

I wonder whom will get same three digits it mostly will be marvelious !

>>723090488

Buenas tardes Caballeros, la siguiente ronda de whiskey va por mi cuenta, Salud!

OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE WHITE WIMMIN AT

>>723093694
Quiet down kind sir. Woulld want to disturb anyone

hello fellas,
im thinking about buying some of those niggers, my plantage could need more workers, what do you think about them. any advice?

>>723093678
Had a fantastic workout at my gym and am about to have a splendid meal.

>>723093694
Please remove yourself from our current pool of genes, good sir.

>>723093717
Someone call ICE please?

I feel strange

Where's the bartender? I'd like three shots of your finest scotch.

>>723093716
that is improper use of the word "whom." i'd appreciate if you refrain from using words you don't understand.

>>723093717
Tacos salsa tortilla macho senior gracias

>>723093706
There is a man of color on the premises and he is causing quite an uproar. See to it that he is removed from this establishment,

i need those trips might i say!

Ze third reich is no place for a gentleman like zeself, zer zee.

>>723093706
Good evening. I have heard news that someone will be rolling trips today. In that situation, what would be the best course of action to take, sir?

Hello fine gentlemen.

>>723093823
When did this fine establishment start letting your kind in?

trips is what i desire

>>723093861
Well I would run far away good boy.

Bartender here, sirs. Please order your drinks one at a time.

>>723093903
Salutations good sir.

>>723093928
I would quite like a martini, shaken, not stirred

>>723093760
Alright, pal you're coming with me. Back to the cotton field with you.

Strict orders from Mister Anon himself.

If I catch you back in here again, you may not be walking out of here.

>>723093928
I'll take a glass of your scotch, the 999 edition.

Everybody is a fag here.

Blimey! I hear there's a nigger on the loose! Everyone take cover!

I like my woman like my coffee, without a vagina.

>>723093788
Where's the gaybar? I'd like three shots of your finest crotch.

WHAT UP WHITE BOIS

>>723094012
It's under control sir, please enjoy your drink.

>>723094001
That was really rather close sir, but alas, we're not quite yet there

I am black.

I say, does anyone know how the market performed today? That fake-millionaire baboon in the oval office is wrecking havoc, absolute havoc, on my portfolio. I doubt I'll be able afford that third yacht.

>>723094023
Right down the road, take your first right onto Magazine Street.

>>723094038
Sir, please settle down within this fine establishment; perhaps you should return to your game up basketball with your "homeboys."

>>723094092
Well is the 111 in season yet?

>>723094038
My god, who is letting in these people?

>>723094022
I personally prefer my cagina with voffee. To each their own, I suppose

>>723094038
Please excuse yourself sir, we've already had a problem with your kind this evening.

I ate chinese food today, it was divine

>>723094157
Sadly no, it was never to be seen

... Wait, it's not a full moon is it?

I do fear we will never repeat our integers, dear friends.

>>723094169
It appears the bouncer is on a smoke break at the moment, allowing these hooligans unrestrained access into our drinking facility.

>>723090488
I think its time for a dinner and a movie with my gal.
I beg you gents good night!

Where's the kind sir that promotes this marvelous party?

Ay

>>723094333
Ello chaps

What a fine evening eh gents?

Look at my 3 numbers that are similar to each other.

>>723094315
This is the third interruption from your kind, sir, and frankly, I will not stand for it. Please leave this establishment at once.

Good evening. Bartender, will you please get me and Craig a Long Island iced tea? Thank you sire.

I must say, I sure am glad I got the new Saturday Evening Post!

>>723094300
Right here kind sir. I am pleased to know you are enjoying yourself

a toast to your health, sirs!

>>723094374
I do side with this man, please leave you filthy ape person

>>723094299
I geg uoy bents nood ginht!

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>>723094374


Would you like me to escort him out sir?

I just got promoted at work.
Next rounds is on me!

OOGA BOOGA FUCKIN CHICKENZ AND SHIT NIGGUH WHERE THE TITTIES WHITE WOMEN ATTTT

Rolling, gents

ello chaps how ar' we
Oi barkeep!, give us a pint a' bitter

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Hello gentlemen!

Please meet my daughter, guess what? this is her 21st birthday and we decided to enter this fancy place for her to get some fine alcoholic beverages for the first time!! Cheers gentlemen!

>>723094445
well essayed, i must say. rather unfortunate as it turned out.

this shix bout to get turnt 100

Ok.

>>723094455


I'll have a Coors Banquet

>>723094458
Don't make me call the police.

Hello sirs.

>>723094458
>Mfw this is the best niggerspeak he can come up with

>>723094445
>>723094458
Would you kindly escort both of these men out, my good man?

>>723094458
Gentlemen. We have a most unpleasant nigger on the loose

>>723094481
post more white gurls

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AYY NIGGA WUS GOOD?

three fives would be super keen, fellas!

>>723094544
Checked, good sir.

>>723094521
YESSIR WHITE BOSS MAN I LEAVE NOW I LEAVE

>>723094458
Except this guy. I thought it was an exclusive club?

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My wife burnt the chicken. I must go home to slap her now.

>>723094458
*gunshot*
apologies chaps
had to be done

sup guys

>>723094558
sir i hear by now ban you from this circle, leave at once.

>>723094558
it's not halloween nor is this a minstrel show, so please, you're being somewhat inappropriate.

DIS DA COLOR BAR? IZ NOT? SAWWY BOSS MAN LEMME GET ON OUT

>>723094666
SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGA WEST COAST

>>723094666
NIGGA

>>723094481
Dear sir i beg of you to stop this nonsense at once for it is not the time for this yet...

>>723094558
How do you abominable gorilla-men keep entering our exclusive establishment?

>>723094666
AW SHIT NIGGA WE DEM BOYZ HERE NOW

>>723094666
AWW SHIT NIGGA THUPREME NIGGA

>>723094666
OH SHIT

Le trips do want ze thread, eh?

>>723094642
No worries. I suppose we are better off without him. Care to wash your clothes over at my place? I got a right mean trick to removing red stains

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Hey guys, watch out this trick i saw on youtube last night
>attempts bottle flip with glass bottle
>glass and scotch everywhere

shit...

>>723094717
SHUT DAFUQ UP WHITE BOI

>>723094666
OOGA BOOGA

>>723094666
AWWW SHIET NIGGA YOUZ WHITE FOLK HAVING GANG UP IN HURR

>>723094666
>>723094481

oh shit lets get out of here

>>723094666
OOGA BOOGA JETHUTH CWITHE

AYYYYYO WHERE THEM BOYZ?

>>723094666
Man we outchea fuckin wit dem devil trips

>>723094666
DAYYYYUUUUUM NIGGA WUSS POPPIN . HIT ME UP WIT DAT PURPLE DRANK

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>>723090488

>>723094578
behold this wonderful specimen of a speaking ape, gentlemen.

>>723094374

Joke is on you, I am not that same person.

>>723094756
AY YO MAN YOU SOME KINDA FAGGIT AND SHIT?

Oh well hello there good sirs how was your daily crumpets today? Mine was quite fine, I decided to be naughty and put some syrup on it ;) don't tell the wife

YO HOMIES WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT I GOT SOME CHICKEN OOGA BOOGA

SHEEEEEEEIIIIT WHERE THE MALT LIQUOR AT WHITE BOI?

Rich Boy sellin' crack
Fuck niggas wanna jack
Shit tight no slack
Just bought a Cadillac
throw sum trips on dat bitch

>>723094666
Aw shiiiet niggah is that satan? fuckn shit imouta here yo!!

>>723094819
AY DIS CRACKA DON KNOW NO DEVIL TRIP YAKNOWMSAYIN

>>723094666
GO SHIMTZ DA WOKPH NIGGU

>>723094844
AY YO B, DUN MAKE ME BUST A CAP IN YO ASS

>>723094666
HE GOT THEM MUHFUGGIN TRIPS NIGGA

TIME TO GET FUKKIN IGNANT

>>723093928
A fine bourbon, if you please, good sir. No ice of course.

>>723094849
HEY YO MAN YOU GOT FITTY CENT

these thread never fail to get me keks

need to c sum dem white girls takin the big dick

>>723094630
terribly sorry to hear that your wench is an ill roasting slut

>>723094666
YO HOMEY GIB UP DAT WHITE GURL
YA KNOWS YA CANT COMPETE

>>723094943
YO GET THIS WITHE ASS CRACKER OUT OF HERE

>>723094666
AYE WUTS POPPIN B THOSE BE SUM DEADASS TIMS NIGGA WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT CUZ

>>723094666

AY LMAO SHIT NIGGA

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I FINNA A SHOT A HENNY G

>>723094943
FUCKIN BITCH ASS NIGGA WHAT YOU DRANKIN

WHERE DA KFC AND KOOLAIDS ARE MAH NIGGAS!!??

>>723090488
Moarrr like this
http://www.ipanon.com

>>723094666
U can Luv Mee or H8 mee fuck how u fEel cus Eitha waay u LoOk at Me iM alWayz B reAl

>>723094943
WHITEY YOU BEST BE GETTIN THA FUCK OUT THIS BITCH

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>>723094666
this nigga rolled triple 6

>>723095000
DAYM BROTHER, CHECKIZZLE THEM NUMBERS

>>723094985
AY MANG WHERE YO BITCH AT

>>723094666
Ayo hol up! Hol up! Fucking bootleg fireworks nigga !

SHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT NIGGA IMMA KILL THIS BIG ASS BOTTLE A BROWN RIGHT HERE MUH' FUCKA'>>723094943

>>723094666
GET DA WATTA NIGGA

WESTSIDE NIGGA TOUCH ME GANG WE TRYNA DROP YO BITCH ASS WHITE BOY

LEMME HOLLA AT THIS LIL SHAWTY MANG HOL MY DO-RAG

WE SWITCHIN BACK TO THEM WHITE ASS CRACKER BOYS THE NEXT TIME A TRIPS COME THRU?

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>>723095000
attention, dark-skinned gentlemen: we have returned to take back our establishment.

>>723095215
AIN NO MUFUCKIN WHITE BOY TRIPS UP IN THIS BITCH

>>723095000
indeed, it appears that the duskier portion of the evening has now been terminated

>>723095000
gents

- release the hounds

>>723095260
this gentleman is sorely mistaken

>>723095313
lets just clean up this mess right quick

>>723095091
AYE NIGGA TANKS FO LETTIN ME SEE I GOT THEM TRIPS NOW IMMA TAKE TRIPS TO DA STRIP CLUB ANY U BITCH NIGGAS WANNA JOIN I BLOWIN MAH WELFARE CHECK ON TIDDIES AND HENNY DRINKS AND STRIPPAS ON ME CUZZEZ

>>723095000
Sire, the door is right there. Can someone ring the bouncer? I would hate for another of their kind to taint my evening further.

constable!

>>723095232
What happened. One moment I was having a rather swell chat with one of our fine gentlemen, the next thing I know, I'm here, with a bottle of some purple mixture in my hands

>>723095415
I think this fellow would really be much more comfortable in a different sort of establishment

let us hope our present civility continues unabated, what?

>>723095500
My fine gentleman, check your serial numbers for the utmost surprise

perhaps three sixes will make another appearance, what?

boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>723095633
Perhaps.

>>723095420
I'm terribly sorry gents, my internet has been rather slow tonight, again I sincerely apologize for my disrespectful and un-gentlemen like behavior. I promise it will not happen again, round of whatever finest alcohol you men want, put it on my tab, the name's William.

This is the best thread, thanks op

>>723095666
OH SHIT MANG WE ON THIS SHIT

>>723095666
HOLY SHIT B, YOU CALLED THEM NIGGAS

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>>723095666

OH SHIT NIGGAAAAAAAAAA

>>723095666
Where dem bitchez at? Yee booiiiii

WHO GOT THAT DRANK?

WHAT DA FUCK IS DIS "WORK" IZ KEEPS HEARIN BOUT

>>723095666
AWWW FUCK NIGGAZ HOW MY BRUDDAHS DOIN TONIGHT

>>723095943
WELL, YOU KNO, MAKIN IT WORK. WHAT BOUT YOUSELF?

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Mutha fuckin spida man, always out to keep a nigga down yo

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>>723096120

>WORK

>>723096188
BY WORK, I MEAN HUSTLE

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>>723095633
>>723095666
how is this not fucking scripted

>>723096273

aint no thang but a chicken wang

>>723096120
AHH NOT TO BAD CUZ, ROLLIN JS AND SIPPIN HENNY, NOT PAYIN CHILD SUPPORT CUZ I AINT GOT NO MONEY ONLY FOOD STAMPS YA FEEL BROTHA

>>723095666
Sheeeeeeeiiiiiittt

>>723096488
I FEEL YA. I DEADASS USED ALL MY MONEY ON THESE FRESH ASS TIMBS

>>723095666
Two times niggas have started with 666

>>723096742
BUT THEY FLY AS FUCK MY NIG, YOU BE LOOKIN FRESHER THAN ALL THEM HONKEY DICKS OUT THERE

WEST COAST FO LYFE CUZ, WHERE DEM WHITE WOMEN AT?? WE UP IN THIS BITCH WHERE MY HYPEBEAST NIGGAS AT

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>>723094001
you seem to have gotten rather close old chap

>>723096897
GET OUT WHITE BOI SHEEEEEEIT WE WUZ KINGS N SHEEEIT

GIV SOM OF DAT WHALEFARE CRACKERS, GOTTA GET ME SOME WAUTOMELONZ

>>723096188
Kek

>>723096822
AY THANKS B. HOW YOUR BITCH DOIN AY?

>>723097046
Whata may loans

>>723097116
BROTHA I GON KILL THAT BITCH WIT MY NEIGHBORS CAR, CAUGHT THAT HO SUCKIN OFF SOME RACIST WHITE BOI

>>723097241
AH HELL NO THESE HOES AINT LOYAL. IF YA EVER NEED A GUN TO HOLLA AT, ILL BE THERE MAN

SHEEEIIT NIGGA WE ALL UP IN DIS NOW

>>723097417
YO NIGGA WE TIGHT N SHIT NOW, THANKS FO THE MORAL SUPPORT, NOW YALL GOTS ANY WELFARE WATUHMELONS?

>>723095000
DEADASS NIGGA

>>723097529
I GOTCHA B. COME ROUND MAH CRIB AT 6, AND I'LL GIVE YA 2

>>723097529
I DEADASS GOT SOME WELFARE WATERMELONS MY NIGGA

>>723095666
Dayyyum wtf G das 2 satans in a row dis thread need Jesus like fo real

>>723097971
I'M SMOKIN DAT DANK SHIT NIGGA. ROLL THRU N I'LL SMOKE U OUT IF YOU BRINGIN DA MELONS.

where ma dad at