Showing my friend /b/ for the first time. Do your worst.

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>>723089065

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>>723089436
too soon anon

>>723089065
Hello, OP's friend. Here at /b/ we are all respectable people who tolerate everyone else's different views and opinions. We hope you enjoy your stay!

>>723089626
what did you just say? fuck off you stupid normie cunt

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>>723089626
unless your black or jewish

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Welcome to the chan newfriend

>>723089649
Stop fucking posting this you degenerate

>>723089755
My friend is black

>>723089906
no

>>723089436
Shit man, too soon...

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>>723089065
Everyday we drift further from gods light...

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>>723090141
Wrong on many dimensions.

>>723089971
well in that case how is your friend liking the place

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Come say hi to grand dad

>>723090382
I'm going with plummet. Or perhaps dive. Drift is just to gentle a verb.

>>723090471
No response.....

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https://youtu.be/EgnxQ8VvdC0

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>>723089065

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>>723089065
Enjoy new fag

>>723089436
too soon m8, wtf

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>>723090614
These things need to stop breeding.

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>>723089065

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>>723090710
Hawdie Dada

>>723089649
Hate this one

Ok, I'm a normie passin by: WTF DID I JUST WATCH?!
Don't you like... Have better to do?

>>723089873
lost

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This is what I call, OVERKILL.

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>>723089065
>friend
You only have one friend and god, and that's Kek and Kek

>>723091332
Lost Wolrd: Jurassic Quak

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>>723091435

>>723091435
was on when this happened

>>723091701
I hate children and babies
moar

>>723089873
Mario Kart!
Lost.

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>>723089065

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>>723089065

http://www.miscopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/12-year-old-kaitlyn-livestream-suicide-hanging-liveme-app.mp4?id=0

http://www.miscopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/12-year-old-kaitlyn-livestream-suicide-hanging-liveme-app.mp4?id=0

Live suicide that took place a while back. Enjoy.

>>723092410
>http://www.miscopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/12-year-old-kaitlyn-livestream-suicide-hanging-liveme-app.mp4?id=0

Knew it before. Boring as hell.

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>>723089065
that's some nice copypasta you got there
unfortunately for you, I won't believe it no matter how many times you spam it everyday.

http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/struggle-man-peel-face-hand-cut-off-brutal-beheading-flimsy-blade/

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>>723091177
That's tha shiet!

>>723092489
screenshots or won't open

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dead nigger

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>>723089065

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

>>723093353
And what tey´ll say.
Oh little faggot again? See we heared you problem. We´ll put it right there on the fridge.

>>723089436
this is OPs friend here. Why is this too soon? She looks really cute and all... shucks!

What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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if you can't fap to gore or become a national socialist then you don't belong here

Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo

What in the name of Talos did you just say to me, you milk drinker? I’ll have you know I am the Dragonborn, and I’ve been on numerous raids on dragons and I have over 300 dragon souls. I am trained in the Thu’um and I’m the top archer in the entire Imperial Legion. You are nothing to me but just another enemy. I will kill you with arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over the webs created by the Dwemer? Think again, milk drinker. As we speak I am contacting my Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your hold is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Call Storm shout, milk drinker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Mundus. You are going to be sent to Aetherius, milk drinker. I can be at any hold, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Thu’um. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you milk drinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” opinionated statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fool. I will shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, milk drinker.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my driving skills, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in motorsport academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous races in Nürburgring, and I have over 300 confirmed race wins. I am trained in track races and I’m the top racer in the entire racing team. You are nothing to me but just another opponent. I will wipe you the fuck out with speed the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

What the silly did you just sillily Sing about me, you little swindler? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Mysidia Mage School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Undergound Waterfall, and I have over 300 confirmed swoons. I am trained in magic warfare and I’m the top Recaller in the entire Mysidia armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another fixed encounter. I will wipe you the silly out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that Bardsong to me over the Damcyan Castle? Think again, silly.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

>>723089450
jesus fuck is taht a guide to turn my cock into pussy permanently?

Oh, I am a small white face: What does this mean for me? He graduated top of my class, I was in the Navy. Al-Qaida and my colleagues, of course, more than 300 anti-government armed forces and the American Sniper, I trained, participated in a series of covert attacks. You’ve nothing to eat, but still have a purpose. Condoms do not have in the country, his choice, I have made it clear accuracy, we lost. Internet Do you think you can not say I dog feces? Think again, patience. Now, the collapse of the US secret agents and a network of networks, talk about life, about the implementation of intellectual property laws and regulations. Too bad loss spectacular leap for medical treatment. You fucking son died. At any time, anywhere in the world, I can kill you seven ways, not just empty-handed. I was unarmed but wearing a large scale, but the US Marine Corps and used tear gas in order to access the entire arsenal absolutely miserable dog feces, I was fighting a small hole stretch on the continent. Your child ‘modern’ atheists know more, only comment is destined to retain their language, which is likely to be punished. But this is impossible, so the risk of payment transactions. May be very angry, shit, it will sink in. He was damn late mother.

What child fuck with me, a little dog? 1 high-grade class knows how many participated in the Navy SEALs killed al hatred, where more than 300 confirmed kills. Aspergillus war education, and elections for the supreme kids. And it does not do, but all the other goals. Parallel’ve ever seen a line this is why the region’s standing in front of my dick sister had been defiled. I say shit on the internet? Again, you bastard. As I said in the USA network, with IP contact with me, and he was then preparing the larvae can be found. It is said that weather conditions, deleted a lot of lives. Production fucking dead child. At any time, as I can, and seven ways other than his bare hands and those seeking their soul, and it was not easy. Be ready to go in the treasures of hand to hand combat, but they do not have access to all United States Marine will be the focal point of every child, hen he will be in straits burn, and all Fertilizers wealth. Moreover your children “smart” comment is important to realize through acts of vengeance, lest at any time your mother and sister had been defiled. But this is not now the price, if you are not a fool, they condemn. Will you be angry that my child, and sink. You fucking dead, Kiddo.

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Only faggots fuck cats. Dogs is the way to go retards.

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>>723093096
fuck off bitch

What the bloody hell did you just bloody say about me, you little wanker? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Australian Snipers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Badwater, and I have over 300 confirmed headshots. I am trained in 2nd scoping warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire RED Team. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with headshots the likes of which has never been seen before on this Server, mark my bloody words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, mongrel. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across France and your camping spot is being traced right now so you better prepare for the crits, wanker.

>>723094070
>has this saved on computer
bro how salty can you get

nani did you just fucking say about watashi, you little baka? watashi will have you wakaru I graduated top of my class in doki doki akademi , and I’ve been involved in numerous pantsu raids on my imouto, and I have over 300 confirmed waifus. watashi is trained in hidden leaf jutsu and I’m the top soul reaper in the entire squad. You are nothing to me but just another pleb. I will wipe you the fuck out with chidoris the likes of which has never been seen before in nippon, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, aho. As we speak watashi is moshi moshiing my secret network of otakus across glorious nippon and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the tatsumaki, yariman. The tatsumaki that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your waifu. Your waifu is shit.watashi can be anywhere, anytime, and watashi can kill titans in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only is watashi extensively trained in hunting titans, but watashi have access to the entire kancolle fleet and watashi will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little kuso. If only you could have known what kind of abunai your little “kakoii” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have urusai’d. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, kono okama yarou. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Omae wa mou shinderu.

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>>723094107

>>723092177
How does that feel?

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>>723094292

>>723089649
classic

What the kek did you just topkek say about me, you little kek? I’ll have you know I graduated topkek of my kek in the Topkek Keks, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret topkeks on Al-Topkek, and I have over 300 confirmed keks. I am trained in topkek warfare and I’m the top kek in the entire Topkek armed keks. You are nothing to me but just another topkek. I will wipe you the kek out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Topkek, mark my topkek words. You think you can get away with saying that kek to me over the Topkek? Think again, topkek. As we speak I am contacting my secret topkek of keks across the Topkek and your Topkek is being traced right now so you better prepare for the topkek, kek. The kek that wipes out the pathetic little topkek you call your lkek. You’re topkek dead, kek. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred keks, and that’s just with my bare keks. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed topkek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Topkek Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable kek off the face of the continent, you little kek. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” kek was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your topkek tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the kek, you goddamn kek. I will kek fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re topkek dead, kek.

this thread got me hard

>>723089436
I don't understand cause newfag

>>723096137
dead.
basically the result when you use 4chan and Craigslist at the same time.

>>723096384
Oh fuck

>>723096384
Story?

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>>723094070
Kek you have this picture and call another anon a bitch
You massive faggot ha ha ha ha ha oh my lord you are gay as fuck

>>723089065
you broke rule 1 and 2

>>723096558
She doesn't even look dead tho

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>>723094070

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>>723096658
Very true anon

>>723090141
i do not like your picture, anon.

>>723089649
i'd like rather see a 1000 humans cruelly killed instead of this

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>>723089551
Holy shit

http://www.strawpoll.me/12383131

tell him to vote

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>>723092814

>>723089436
damn too soon man

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>>723097426

>>723089065
This is it.

There is literally nothing shocking about /b/.

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>>723089873
YOU GUYS CROSSED THE FUCKIN LINE MAN

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Check em cuntoids.

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>>723097808

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>>723089436

>>723097967
not shocking--dumb

>>723097778
this./b/ is the constant feeling of having missed something remarkable.

>>723096664
How do these images actually work im intrigued.

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>>723098145

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dont give a fuck

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>>723098145
MAGNETS!

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>>723098448

>>723098682
>>723098788
>>723098788
GODDAMMIT STOP REKKING MY THREAD IM TRYING TO GET LAID HERE

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>>723098864

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>>723099271
Reported, you cunt.

>>723089649
AHAHAHAHA

>>723099271
thats not offenisive

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>>723098864

>>723099271
What's wrong with you?

>>723092777
That is a polish ad for crimescene cleaners

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>>723092660
This made me gag so hard

>>723100000
wtf those digits

>>723100079
Wow quints. I guess I wont kill myself tonight...

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>>723100008

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>>723100000
I came here from another thread just to congratulate you.
Bravo!

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>>723100284

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>>723100384

>>723100375
thank you. what should I do with all this 4chan cred?

>>723097778
Kek what a faggot.

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>>723089065

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>>723100008
That's nothin!

>>723099382
As if they´d care.

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>>723099382
Bahahahaha!!

Eat me faggot.

>>723089065
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dd6_1457828785

>>723101979
wow

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>>723099099

>>723101979
> why euthanasia is humane 101

>>723102559
this is beautiful

>>723099382
Penis

>>723089649
rekt fucking mongrel

>>723098012

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Fuck jews

>>723098012
kek

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>>723089551
Holy mother of god

>>723091177
is it frontman of GG Alin?

>>723092025
I bet that happened in Sunderland.

>>723089551
Did he died

>>723089649
Its a doggy dog world

>>723105755
nah they put it back together he was even more intelligent then. i heard he went on to talk about his depression and how he sometimes felt like his head would just explode and got really rich with that

>>723105755
No, he picked his brains up from the floor and the bathtub, stuck them back together and made an appointment with a therapist. After a month he went to college and got his degree in economics. He is currently a very succesful buisiness owner and lives with his beautiful wife, 2 sons and a daughter in a villa in Tuscany.

>>723106413
Wife's sons