Going to the store in 5 minutes. What do you faggots want?

Some cheetos

>>723078848
A reason to live

>>723078848
Get me a suction cup dildo, K?

A muslim ban

A mother who loves me

>>723078848
Do they still sell hustlers?

You know what, just get me some chocolate milk

>>723078848
2 copies of fluff and stuff

Milk

>>723078848
Pork Jerky, the sweet n' soft one. I'll pay you back.

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Brown bag special

>>723079299
see if my ex is there will you,

i can't leave the house due to crying every 3 minutes after seeing something we did once or passed by.

>be me
>be gay

root beer

Kids bop 23

A Monster Lo-Carb, but if they don't have that, DON'T get the Absolute Zero, they taste like shit, get the Ultra Blue. And if they don't have Ultra Blue, Ultra White or Red are okay too, but if they don't have any Ultras, get me a Rehab in either Lemonade or Orangeade

a bag of grenades would be nice.

>>723078848
AIDS

If i trip,

Get cucumber, condoms and lube, film the reaction of the cashier.

some memes

Cheesenuggets would be great tbh

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>>723078848
Some oreos to dip in our milk. I'll pour you a glass, you guys watch it for OP while he's out

I want normie blood

HEY HEY HEY FELLOW MEMERS

LIKE A BOSS!!1!!11
EVERYONE HAVING A HACK-TASTIC DAY?

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One of these please.

>>723078848
A warm log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole

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The death i so rightfully deserve

Alright guys, I'm back from the store and I got mugged by John Travolta and his army of niggers. Basically, all of your shit has been stolen.

>>723079052
This

>>723080209

bullshit
bulllllllshit
if you were mugged by travolta no way you would be alive
soon as you look at that motherfucker now with his drawn on eyebrows and eyelashes you would have laughed
and they would have killed you

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>>723080209
You lost it all? they even stole the AIDS?
Why would they need that?

>>723081173
Exactly, then he shot me in the clit.

>>723081260

post pics of clit or gtfo

>>723081227
They had AIDS anyways, they wanted more to infect California by the end of the month.
>>723081365
Post your baby dick then I'll show you mine, bro

could you get me a pet crow?