GIRLS FROM THE PAST THAT MADE YOU FAP

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Source: Susanna Hoffs

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Queen Elizabeth II

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>>723075456
No joke, she was very pretty in her younger days.

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>inb4 she looks horrible without makeup and lights
So do most people, I don't care.

>>723075267
No one can make you fap.

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>>723076280
You just did

>>723076707

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>>723075267

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>>723075267
The truth about immigration, by the numbers:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gOn9MuFimo

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)

>https://youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412

The Holocaust:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGP_evkvOk

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxpIsep4160

>>723077393
Hot. Has she got any nude scenes?

>>723076084
I know man

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Ninetales Dean

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I think so, Tim.

>>723077822
pam was such a babe before all that plastic surgery

>>723075267
She's so hot, but I personally prefer Shue as Jennifer.

>>723077610
seek help

>>723078269

You are the reason God is dead.

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obviously. Sorry for the quality. The pic's histogram could use some equalization...

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>>723077334
Better Off Dead right?

>>723078686
Man I'm old.

>>723079413
I fapped to her too.

>>723075267
She looks a bit like Brendan Fraiser when he was in The Mummy.

>>723079936
name please

>>723080155
Erika Eleniak of course

>>723080385
Thank you very much

>>723081037
oh ffs i thought she was a pornstar

>>723080738

Could never get around her ginger nigger facial features, rock solid body though

>>723080738
Those tits!

>>723081109

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfwQKapDMws

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>>723076084
>>723075456
damn. not bad

>>723078686
a long time ago, yes

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>>723078351
>seek help

>>723079106
my man

>>723080122

>better off dead right

Diane Franklin, yeah she was in that.

She was also one of the bodacious babes from Bill n Ted.

>>723078351
fuck you

>>723080122
>Yvette

Mah nigga

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>>723075267

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>>723082205

>>723079787
Underrated here. Kelly kapowski

>>723082965
Her tits came in nicely.

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I have issues

>>723083170
Nudes?

>>723083309
You want nudes for Madonna?

any picture of any girl is technically in the past

>>723083539
Yeah boy

>>723083772
* hits blunt *

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My biggest crush from when i was 10. Too bad she got ugly as she aged.

>>723083789
No, for two reasons.

1. I don't have any.

2. I feel you have the intelligence to find them yourself.

C. Fapping to Madonna is tantamount to saying that you are a massive faggot.

IV. It is entirely possible that I am a troll.

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blue rose (04)

>>723077334
Who is she ?

>>723078269
You shut your goddamn whore mouth with that bullshit

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Proof Im an oldfag

>>723080738
I've never cummed buckets to a white woman till I saw her

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Not a super old fag but she was fucking drop dead gorgeous in the 60s

>>723086868

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>723086868

>>723081109
Butterface.retro

>>723087086

I jerked off to it all the time as a kid. Still do.

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>>723087093

>>723076084

Her Majesty's a pretty fine girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say....

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>>723087086

Hey, it was the 90s and internet porn wasn't a thing yet. We fapped to whatever we could get our hands on.

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>>723086636
I remember the reruns.

When I was a kid I'd have outright murdered for Emma Samms.

>>723087181
She is perfect

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Savannah

>>723087086
Best copypasta

>>723077590
>eating duff's muff

>>723076201
best. inb4. ever.
kek

>>723076707
got her action figurine

I need a decent smartphone for less than $250. I've been offered a very lightly used 32GB iPhone 5s (2013) for $220 CAD. Should I get it or can I do better? Apple, Android, I don't care.
General smartphone thread I guess?

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>>723088506
Whoops.

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>>723077393
She is a member of the National Inventors Hall of Fame for her work in spread spectrum and frequency hopping technology. And she was an actress as well.

>>723088785
She really was two cup sizes away from being ugly

>>723087490
so confusing.
donna is a hot brainy redhead in the 70s.
laura is a blond scientologist irl.
that 70s show is like watching a dream fantasy.

>>723087766
someone post a pic with her in the 90s, 00s, 10s plz.
also: anon checks it all.

Cybill Shepherd, "The Last Picture Show"

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>>723089181

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>>723088913
I was a Jackie fan myself, but Donna was obviously a much better girlfriend.

>>723090469
My dude!
That part where she almost gets raped, cannot believe this was a Disney movie.

>>723090660
I've always wanted to ask her what it must feel like to know she's made countless little boys (and girls) jerk off/finger themselves while watching her show. :-/

>>723090995
Pretty much all Disney movies are adapted from older and much darker stories.

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>>723090204
I felt sorry for Hyde. He deserved better.
Hyde plays a dick sometimes,
but of all he's the most faithfull friend in need.

Is there a word for getting your heart broken by watching someone else's heartbreak?

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>>723077393

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>>723081788
>>723082073
>seek help
srsly

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>>723091765

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Brooke Burke (circa 2001)

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>>723087086
TL ; DR

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How could we forget Dawn Allison (Dawnsplace)?

America's favorite amateur milf from the early 2000's

>>723090469
Fuck, yes. Mad for her.

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She's 70 now and still doesn't look bad.

>>723081273
still would

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>>723092647

This old broad is 71 but I'd still hit

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First time I ever blew my load was to this.

>>723092647
this face of innocence.
like she'd never seen the internet.
they don't grow up like that anymore.

>>723092966
Fuckin' A right

>>723091475
That's HEADLEY!

>>723079423
Gina Wild looks like a cum guzzling whore. I approve.

>>723079423
Gina Wild looks like a cum guzzling whore. I approve!

>>723081986
Those aren't small jugs.

>>723092966
there will never be a 3rd movie where her and puggsley go to college and she enslaves her professors

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>>723093004
the world truly is bleak my friend

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>>723081273
Fuck yeah.

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I was a sad fuck in high school.

>>723093907
I loved her in the Rosebud Beach Hotel. Never got nude but played a great hooker.

>>723082463
In college, we had one of her posters on the door. One day, sat my chair in front, placed my feet on either side of the poster, and jerked off until I sprayed those tits.

Ahhh, the days of youth...

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>>723081936
Diane Franklin also went nude in a couple movies, including some bush

>>723085452
i i i see see you you

(you)

>>723092966
>the source of femdom fetish

>>723079652
>Underrated comment

>>723076084
That's photoshop

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Yeah...

>>723076707
I got to action her figure

>>723081975
This right here.

>>723088862
Kek

>>723094439
Nice

>>723095763
tbh triangles are a turnoff

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>no mary ann yet

>>723075267
Man I always used to beat my meat to her! So underrated. I felt kinda betrayed when she wasn't in part 2 or 3...

>>723096243
Glad you agree, brah

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You're welcome

>>723079936
google image search right mouse button.

>>723097333
Very nice

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1997 was 20 years ago

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>>723083856
aged....

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>>723097444
checkception

>>723085394
Yeah, she was smoking in Owl and the Pussycat.

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I cannot believe she was missed

>>723097799
checkception indeed

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>>723075267

>>723097333
>>723097444
>>723097799
checkity check check

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>>723088506
>>723088608

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I even cumshooted on the VHS tape of the movie because I loved her

>>723075267
why does every single 90s woman look identical to your pic related?

>>723075267
Cameron diaz in "the mask" (rip Richard jeni)

>>723077610
lol. forcefeeding red pills. that's not how it works anon

>>723081788
I feel sorry for your parents.

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>>723081109

MUST...
NOT...
FAP...

TO SARAH CONNOR?!?
also: I'm not a robot.

>>723077610
I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

>>723086989
nostalgic

>>723079106
>Sorry for the quality. The pic's histogram could use some equalization...
Nice.

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>>723092576

>>723099198
Holy Fucksticks

>>723097799
I miss Bill. Overrated comic but a hell of a smart guy.

>>723100207
No idea considering op pic is from 1985.

>>723097799
checked

>>723076467
Didn't know Jovovich went nude, you've got my attention.

>>723096180
Oh, the things 10-year-old me wanted to do to her...

Fun fact: She made MILLIONS off of that show because she was the only one that had a contract that paid her residuals. Every time it's played on TV, she gets payed.

And she's STILL hot!!!

OP here. I've made this thread twice within the past two days and both times it has been a success. Thank you, anons.

>>723077610
Are you the guy who used to keep asking "Why can't Atheists define atheism"? If so I am glad you have decided to something different with your autism.

>>723077610
I fapped to all of these and I don't feel guilty at all.

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No one will ever come close...

>>723087718
She sat in my lap when she was feature dancing in a strip club in Phoenix. Not too long after that she committed suicide. I hope these two events are not related.

>>723097714
Still hot. Not as hot, but still hot.

>>723092968
Jane Fonda was so hot

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>>723099721

>>723101472
What?
She's nude more often than she's clothed. I think she first went nude when she was like 14.

Have you just arrived on earth?

>>723077334
why do I recognize this girl?

>>723103162
I'm going to need proof for that claim bro. 14 doesn't sound true.

>>723079413
she wasnt hot but she adopted the charlies angels rule and never wore bras. young anons werent prepared for pokies

>>723102911
how was she in person? friendly? bitchy? smacked out of her mind on black tar?

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>>723075267

It started off with all the female characters from The Masters Of The Universe, Valeria from Conan, Red Sonja and Sheena.

Yeah, It was the 80s.

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Pre-HD pornstars shouldn't be forgotten
Taylor Rain will always have a place in my heart.

>>723090469
dropped mad loads to that awful Dream a Little Dream movie that she was in with the 2 cory's. Those tits were glorious

>>723075320
Fucking right!

>>723089704
Jane March. I remember seeing the lover. I was surprised they allowed that much nudity in a movie that was only rated R.

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>>723103915

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loved this chic

>>723076467
Multipass

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>>723096180

Also of that time period don't forget Samantha, from Bewitched!

>>723081109
Fuck SkyNet, she is why I became self aware

>>723087072
Dude the 60s were 60 years ago

>>723081788
Meathead detected

>>723103365
Return to the blue lagoon was released in 1991. Probably shot in 1990. She was born in December 1975. So that would have made her 14 or 15 in that movie.

>>723104647
You proved me wrong. Fair enough.

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>>723094439

Oiliva D'Abo?

>>723104989
Yes, best D'Abo

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>>723105653

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>>723105692
She was also mc fly's mom in BACK TO THE FUTURE

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>>723105742

>>723105310
even better when she ended up with a chubby rocker

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Jordan, from Real Genius.

Not a typical beauty, but she had all kind of cuteness going on!

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>>723090469
still would

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Save The Cheerleader

>>723106118
I wonder why her career went into the toilet? she was hot and had big tits. thats really all it takes to have a good run. she fucking disappeared.

>>723106306
I think she raised a family outside of hollywierd

>>723106363
i just looked it up. she left the biz to go to Harvard. kek psychology degree. Those ivy league schools love the free pub of enrolling celeb dipshits

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Yaya

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>>723097333
I got chu fam

>>723106648
>>dipshit
" and graduated cum laude with a degree in psychology. "

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>>723106629

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>>723107266

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I don't care that she looks like a rotten sea hag now, this picture still makes my dick wiggle in ways that make me wonder what's happening to my body.

>>723107266
>>723107316
>>723107370
Nice.
She always showed some epic cleavage, but never went nude. I wish I could see them titties

>>723105169
>>723105169

Winner

>>723107691
Another beauty who could tease but I don't think ever did a nude scene. Our loss...

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>>723107879

>>723082205
Delet this

>>723083151
Too bad she lopped them off

>>723097714
She's still hot. I love Elisabeth shue

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>>723108066
too bad some shit for brains can't let an image of her pass without making this same stupid post in every thread. get over it.

>>723108023
why? she gave me a boner when I was 10 too

>>723092647
Yes she was so sexy back then

>>723093810
How old are you?

>>723091475
Is that Harvey Korman? What movie is this?

>>723089911
>Howard K. Stern got away with murdering her and her son

Fucking hell

>>723108476
blazing saddles. you must watch it today

>>723085394
Would

>>723086576
She's got too chubby a face man I can't get behind it

>>723076707

I nut her action figure.

>>723108922
Ah I see. It's been recommended to me thousands of times. Guess I should finally watch it now. Thanks.

>>723109539
You must, you must

>>723109539
you will be saying "where da white women at?" every time you enter a room for at least a week after you watch it

>>723107856
>>723107803
>>723107743

who dat?

>>723110149
linda blair

the exorcist

>>723076707
my first boner

>>723108338
she's not wearing anything.
that's just body paint.

>>723107879
She did actually - the Seduction opposite Andrew Stevens. Briefly topless through a window

>>723080122
Clue, and Yup

>>723075267
ezri dax from star trek deep space nine season 7 and seven of nine from star trek voyager

>>723104356
YES