Do you own a pet /b/? Here's my adorable kitty, Meatball

I'd stuff that meatball.

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>>723070744
Unfortunately no. I live an apartment complex and my cunt of a landlord doesn't allow pets.

But here's a picture of a kitteh I would love to have.

i've got a bearded dragon and a cat
they're bros

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Yep!

This is Miss Bellatrix.

She's polydactyl!!

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>>723070885
This is Mr. Tuckers. He gets along with Bellatrix all right.

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found this little faggot in a woodpile

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>>723070744
her name is nipples

>>723070885
she looks like a total hissbag.

>>723071111
check'd
>>723072222

>>723070744

make it into a meatball

>>723071257
Kill yourself, newfag.

Please spay/neuter your dogs and cats.

in 2016 alone, I was forced to shoot about 150 stray/feral cats, and 100 stray/feral dogs.

Please..... spay/neuter your pets.

>>723070744
yes. a cat of course.

>>723071071
Awwwww.

>>723071140
Actually, she has a really cheerful chirping noise that I thankfully enjoy. Because she chirps and meows constantly while awake. I get the impression that she's kind of happy and excited about everything that exists.

>>723071336
Why tho

>>723070744
Great name!

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>>723071071
he was a feisty little queer

>>723071336
Don't worry, I do! I also volunteer with my city's subsidizing program for spaying and neutering.

Why would you have to destroy so many animals? I know that excess cat colonies can be rough on the environment, but that sounds like an exaggeration.

Also, why you no catch/spay/release?

>>723071525
did you tame the creature?

I likely would have euthanized it on the spot.

>>723071336
why no sword?
if sword u dont shoot
u excute

>>723071433
You should spay and neuter your pets so they stay healthier and live longer. It keeps them out of the running for so many pointless illnesses and diseases. Also, there are a fuckton of baby animals that already need homes.

>>723071655
kektastic

>>723071663
One can only assume that he raised it to be a noble mouser.

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>>723071663
He was hungry, so I fed him

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I decided to name them Beavis and Butthead, since they're retarded and inseparable

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>>723071996
This is a good thread. So many pure and important kittens.

>>723071778
quite so, a cat like that could cat with the best!

>>723070744
Adorable

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>>723070744
I've got these two cuties.
Panda & Kobra

>>723070816
That's pretty adorable. I'd call it The Colonel.

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>>723071959
and he grows

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>>723072281
and grows

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>>723072371
and grows

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>>723072564
until one day he got big and now I have to neuder him this week, his name is potato

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>>723070744
>>723071655

I'm very old, I'd like to buy a fat, flat-faced cat to retire with me.

And then enter Valhalla with me, when the time arrives.

>>723072890
Holy shit.

>>723072890
No wonder that poor cat is squinting.

>>723073259
>>723072890
>>723070744

i can't tell if op is a women or a fat man

>>723072273
They both have little locket spots!! This is the best.

>>723072803
Awww. Potato is such a good name.

>>723073574
OP definitely has a nice skylight tho.

I also can't tell if they're fat or if their reflection is curved funny.

>>723071655
>>723072890
Looks like OP is the meatball.

>>723072273
Hivemind, I would have called him The General.

>>723073651
When Panda is lying on his back you can sort of shape the fur around he locket into a perfect heart.

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>>723070744

>>723075641
The fuck is this

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>>723070744
kek, great name, he's really cute

This is Marley one of my three, he's mad as a bastard but I love him to bits

>>723071655
Holy shit, didn't see that, good spot anon, right before I'm about to eat, thanks faggot

>>723075918
Oh, sorry. I didn't appreciate trhat you were new to the internet.

let me explain. This is the results of something called a "reverse image search". This is where you ask a search engine, like Google, to look at an image, then go out and bring back the number of times it finds the image on the internet with links to those images.

As you can see, I have gone out with OPs picture of "his" kitten and the Google reverse search has confirmed that there are many, many copies of this image posted throughout the internet, thus making it highly unlikely that the picture is, in fact OP's cat.

But, as this picture in this post shows, >>723072890
OP has posted this image as a cunning ruse, as if you expand the reflection in the tap you can see an image of the original picture-taker, who is a land-whale.

let me know if any of this is too technical for you. You might also want to Google the word "sarcasm"

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>>723070885
Dafuq you stole my cat???

(he is Assassin XD)

>>723076472
Jesus calm down anon

>>723076674
>XD

>>723076785
?

>>723076739
Just trying to be friendly and help this anon
>>723075918

If you read it slowly, you'll see it is calm. Try keeping your reading speed constant, rather than trying to process every post you read in the same time.

>>723076674
Aww, they're tuxedo twins.

Is yours named Assassin because their shared love of ambushes? Bellatrix earned her name from constantly and hyperactively attacking everything that moves while purring.

>>723075164
Post pic?

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>>723077104
his name is tanaka san

>>723077071
He got his name because as a kitten he looked like he had a hood on, but ye hes really likes to attack people.

>>723077269
That's so cute! Honestly its so fluffy :D

>>723077269
>his name is tanaka san
Is that Japanese for "lunch"? Young rabbit is so much more tender than the adults I usually shoot, gut and eat.

>>723077736
no clue. I needed a name and just though the little bastard look japanese so... tanaka san it is

>>723071308
Only newfags call faggots, newfag, faggot.

>>723077765
>tanaka san
>田中さん
Apparently it means "Mr Tanaka".

The more you know, eh?

The rabbit still looks tender and tasty, though.

>>723070744
4 cats

>>723070744
Can u put mestball in an aquariUm and shut the lid

>>723078384
Wow how did u do dis?

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>>723078108
i guess so. if my paycheck doesnt clear on time I'll have something to eat

>>723078691
Young rabbit is best fried

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>>723078691
wtf? thats not the pic I posted

My kitty's name is snowball, she's totally black.

she's outside hunting right now :3

>>723078765
Free NUUDZ

>>723077104
silly little bun bun <3

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>>723070744
my cat is also named meatball, or agent mulder, and his sister named stovetop, or agent scully.

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here's a bunny in a carrot car

>>723077269
>his name is tanaka san

how old is Tanaka San?

>>723078691
fucking image swap glitch

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>>723079188
2 months

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Not my pet but awwwww

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>>723070744
I have a cat and a guinea pig
(Peanut Butter and Lightning)

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>>723070816
Fuck that bitch get a cat and hide him

>>723079616
Are we posting niggers now?

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My kitty Ivonne