Taking requests

>>723070288
"I suck huge black nigger cocks all day and I love to gulp down their semen."

>>723070421
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06w3SeMsR4Y

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>>723070769
cool and good bro

I'll give you more requests if nobody else participates.

>>723070288
"You know what I like the most...came darts
Let's get this done"


And it better be with a Minnesota accent

>>723071040
Cake farts****

>>723070975
Sure. Just ease down on the gay shit

>>723071078
Okay then, say "Liking traps still makes you gay."

>>723071040
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tz1pGCWeqV

Not a native english speaker but eh, i tried.

>>723071150
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nm7cp41LUt

>>723071267
Very nice, very nice... I can use this to prank my gay friends who like traps and are gay.

>>723070288
"Gina, you fucking trans. Kill your self."

>>723071358
Dunno if finding traps hot makes you gay. Our human brain is weirdly wired in making us hornier when we see cock. Something to do with competition. Very primal.

Then again, traps are pretty fucking gay.

>>723071392
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NJ8VUbdn0R

>>723070288
suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole

>>723071547
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NJ8VUbdn0R
thx m8

>>723070288
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>723070288
In a sad depressed voice:

"I mean why even bother? Killing all these people won't get me a girlfriend. I'm so alone."

>>723070288
say :" the Hodge conjecture is a major unsolved problem in the field of algebraic geometry that relates the algebraic topology of a non-singular complex algebraic variety and the subvarieties of that variety. More specifically, the conjecture says that certain de Rham cohomology classes are algebraic, that is, they are sums of Poincaré duals of the homology classes of subvarieties. it's long but i'll buy you chocolate if you actually do it

>>723071600
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sXL1KHRlvb

Say "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

>>723071706
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ESgipKj9ZK

Fuck me that was hard.

>>723070288
"The trump cannot be stumped"

>>723071673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0o2M4PSuMNq

>>723072105
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UBoFv2yXxo

>>723070288
"Im a chad, and Im bad, and I make 30 year old virgins mad"

Say it in the most obnxious fratboy voice possible

>>723072318
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EJJ5B4PRTD

The fuck do you guys use this for?

>>723070288
"You can do eet!" Said like Rob Schneider in those Happy Madison movies.

>>723072462
perfect, im saving this

In a cold, slow business voice, say
"Its not child porn, if it's animated."

>>723070288
In a serious voice:

"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word"

>>723070288
I'm a filthy little beta swede, I love myself some real hard refugee cock. oh hmmmm it feels so nice, don't stop now ahmed. Jag är en cuck pojke.

Do it you faggot op.

>>723072185
Why is your voice so good?

>>723070288
I hereby confess to the rape and murder of Jessica Malone, which occurred on the 10th of February 2017. I consent to the search of my IP and location and the use of this voice message in court.

>OP way too pussy to say this.

>>723072788
also in friendly mister roger's voice say
"It is not considered child pornography, if the material itself is animated! Now please let me jack off to these 2d kindergarten students."

"It's not gay, it's a femine penis"

>>723072129
awesome

>The fuck do you guys use this for?
mostly stupid memes between my friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syfUgAffzoQ

OP pussied out guys. We showed him too much of ourselves.