BREAKING NEWS: Shia Labouf in Custody again in Washington D.C

alternative fact thread.

>>723067062
Yeah, maybe try posting a source...

>>723067173
Source was trips then trips again.

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>implying that faggot could get anywhere near the emperor

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>>723067150
pretty much this

>>723067173
>>723062436

fucking newfags

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>>723067150
>>723067502
it's a fantasy you cold dipshits. get on board and fantasize! he could go out as a trailblazer!

#ShiaAssassinationAttempt #NotMyPresident

>>723067150
>>723067173
shut up and spread the rumour

Fuck why do people take the time to post such stupid shit. Op is confirmed underage and trying to he cool 2 his friends

>>723068080
jesus fucking christ........

are we doing this or what?

what hashtag are we using?????

>>723068246

Spread the rumor you new fag

>>723068277
preferably #freeshia, but #ashiasination was also a hit

>>723068246
This is a cont. thread
Op just forgot to mention that

>>723068277
#ShiaStumpedTrump

>>723068277
#FreeShia
#NotMyPresident
#Hewillnotdivideus

>>723068246
shut up and post
>>723068277
partly those: >>723067978
but just wathever related

We need to figure out how he tried to kill him.

If Shia manages to kill the cheeto, would he take over as president? I am okay with this.

>>723068494
Glock 17 at near point blank range. He ran up to him and tried to shoot him before secret service grabbed him.

>>723068494
Shia bought a handgun at a gun show, he's been frequently sighted at gun shows around Albuquerque. tell your friends.

So many people in here who don't recognize the satire in the thread. A while back they would've been told to lurk moar.

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>>723068080
I got this one in the old thread

>>723068618
wouldn't they just pop him if he tried that

>>723068706
not if you're jewish.

>>723068706
Good point. Got something else?

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>>723068702

>>723068494
knife assault

>>723067062
I get all my news from b only non fake news source available

>>723068770
Tried to hit him with his car while intoxicated. He missed and rammed into a wall. Then they grabbed him

>>723068814
>b
>This fucking new

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>>723067062
sage and case closed

>>723068885
go home shia

Someone seeing the results on twitter? Can't see anything for now, and Shia and Trump related things are already flooded with the live in new mexico shit

>>723068885
Shhhhhhhht.

>>723068885
Shouldn't you be in custody?

>>723068976
Keep posting, we will break through this NM shit.

Someone has a believable throaway reddit account to past in r/news and stuff like that?

>>723069140
Slap CNN on there or something.

>>723069140
not official looking enough yet
try to get it more formated, and with news logo somewhere

>>723069140
seriously, get a cnn banner for the top and bottom, and lace the edge with news ads.

>>723067062
This faggot is actually in Albuquerque New Mexico. Hes on 7th and Central if anyone wants to punch his fart box in.

Are we doing this on twitter and Facebook or whatever

>>723069322
I wish I could anon, I wish I could, but I'm on the other side of Texas, and gas prices are high.

>>723069140
Remove the word rumors. Say friends report that

>>723069348
everywhere, the more the better

>>723069348
All social media platforms, Here's a tutorial for making a twitter bot.

https://dototot.com/how-to-write-a-twitter-bot-with-python-and-tweepy/

>>723069262
>>723069262
>>723069313
>>723069410

Guys I have a real job too.
I slapped this together quickly.

"Journalist scurry to the scene as Shia is dragged away. On the morning of Feb, 20, 2017 this mug shot was taken" Increasing protesters chant
#FreeShia #Notmypresident

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>>723067062
> This isn't true but would be 9/10 praxis if it were true

>>723068870
the wall we need more of them

>>723069595
till you realize nazis were socialist = communism = lib

>>723069510
>real job

Normies get out

we're only 55 in this thread, we won't make this trendy at 55. we need more people

>>723069510
It's ok, One of us can take over from where you left off, it's appreciated.

>>723069660

You're a dribbling mong.

>>723069722
we're at 25, but you have a point. think of a campfire, you don't start burning big logs all at once, you have to keep up a small flame untill it creates enough energy over time to consume the larger stuff.

>>723069742
Hurry

>>723069792
>implying they literally don't have socialist in the name
National Socialist German Workers' Party

Guys we can do this.

>>723069908
please, we don't need this now, just do the spam

>>723069742
>Say friends report that
>>723069857


>Updated text with name correction

BREAKING NEWS: Shia LaBeouf in Custody again in Washington D.C after a failed assassination attempt on Trump. He did so while chanting "You will not divide us"
Young film star and political activist Shia Saide LaBeouf was arrested today after a failed assignation attempt on President Trump. Chanting, "You will not divide us!” LaBeouf pulled out a 9mm automatic pistol and fired on the president. He was quickly subdued by the secret service. It was later seen that LaBeouf had soiled himself. Rumors are that the recent political election results and the failure of his recent protest drove him over the edge causing him to take action against the president.
Shia LaBeouf was the star of the Transformers franchise until he was replaced by the more screen friendly Mark Walberg. Since his removal from the franchise friends report that Shia as "spinning into a downward spiral" and hearing him claim "Since Trump was elected my head is like a hole." He also claims the election was a "Terrible lie to the American people stolen by Russia."

Step 1. Finish the News Pic
Step 2. Fake IG/Twitter/FB accounts
Step 3. Someone post this to t_d and news /pol etc
Step 4. Wait for lulz

>>723070026
Been listening to NIN too much recently

>>723067293
1v1 trump would still win.

>>723069990
kill yourself

Still only seeing New Mexico stuff

>>723067062
>>723067150

samefag

Don't let this die

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Put a banner on top, anymore suggestions?

his beard is disgusting

>>723070525
This >>723069410

Are you kidding when he got locked up in NYC he was crying like a bitch

>>723070525
Put a fake name and date under the bold text
"By Fag Anon Feb 20 2017"

https://twitter.com/Mikemilenko187/status/833738036324167681

>>723070525
The text font looks fake af

>>723070525
For fucks sake. Cant you polish it a little bit. Fucking potato quality. Fuck

>>723070679
they think people care about shia beef

>>723070700
chill, do it if you want to, the more the better

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>>723070648

>>723070525
His last name is spelled wrong. It's spelled Shia Labeouf.

>>723070648


You are doing god's work anon.

>>723070853
well, carry on my son

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>>723068702
>>723068080
Look at these faggots, bragging about their gets.
Fuck off, nobody cares.

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Lmao /b/ trying so hard to be /pol/ right now. You guys can't into Memetic warfare for shit

>>723071000
shut up and spread

>>723071028
well, let's bring /pol/ in

>>723071000
Nice get anon!

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>>723070525

>>723071212
>via 9gag
What the hell is this

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Yeah, I picked this up from the last guy. If anyone thinks they can do better, then please, the more the better. That is how meme wars are won, not sitting and waiting to criticize and take credit just because you witnessed what was going on in the thread at the time of the idea.
Lets actually do something guys. I've seen too many of these threads come and go with nothing to show for it.

>>723067150
Alternative news you mean

>>723071212
let's talk about that 9gag watermark

>>723071000

FUCKIN TRIPS M8

>>723071337
Yes

>>723071404
>>723071290
we used to blame ebaums, now it's 9gag

>>723070525
tfw you couldn't even use inspect element to make it look presentable.

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>>723070525
Stole the front page

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>>723071337

>>723071337
Great. Trump supporting trolls spreading fake news disguised as coming from cnn.

We're watching you

>>723071212
Kek

>>723071516
Very well done, that's how you do it lads

>>723071594
You don't belong here.

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>>723071516

>>723071516
Yes this is the best one

>>723071516
This... this... we are getting somewhere

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>>723071516
You did a good job anon

>>723071516
Beautiful work anon.

>>723071516
Nice

Fucking /b/tards attempting to be modern.
>>ITT /b/ trying to be /pol/ and major kek's being given

"Hey guuuuys, lets le troll the meedia XD"

This thread is full of 12 year olds, but what else can I expect from /b/

>>723071644
thanks and nice dubs.

Just a lesson guys.
It was a shitty graphics program and screen capture.

(and spell check in word and a little research on the correct spelling of his name.)

>>723071659
I'm an oldfag and you cant force me to leave.

>>723071676
Oh my fucking god, STOP USING THE WORD RUMORS YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE.

>>723071777
>This thread is full of 12 year olds
I'm 19.

>>723071500
I love it.

>>723071594
This is 4chan little kid. Go back to watching your netflix cartoons and let the trolls have there fun, fffffaggot

>>723069140
Assignation. It makes the news funnier, though.

>>723071810
And I still copy and pasted the name wrong

fml

>>723067062
Nice bigquint reference

>>723071831
>I'm 19

You're not helping yourself.

>>723069722
I'm running a bot on my reddit account. It's getting nasty lol I won't let up opening 4 more accounts

Make sure to get ready for cont. thread

>>723072026
If you have a plebbit account you don't belong here

>>723072022
Shouldn't you be in jail Shia?

>>723071879
I'm an oldfag and no longer supporting spreading alt right BS. When I'm on here I will always try to do what's necessary to undermine any attempt to spread fake shit and elect idiots into the white house

>>723071777
Nice projection there friendo

>>723072100
We're watching you

>>723069722
>we
Some of us are just putting 9gag watermarks on this garbage. You newfags need to learn how to troll properly.

>>723072220
This

>>723072100
Oh fuck off kid it's all for the keks you ass clown

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>>723067293

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>>723072130
>SJW spotted
You're no oldfag, you're just a butthurt prepubescent girl.

>>723072363
Darn those SJW cucks and their desire for accurate news

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Rumors are out

Name spelled correct

>>723072435
It's called inconsequential fun.

Should I try and link this to all his social media accounts. Maybe this fag will kill himself. I can get on his Facebook. Just need to set up temp server

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I guess /b/ is made up of liberals from California. Kind of surprising, honestly.

>>723069722
I'm on the other side so only 54

>>723069140
Move the thing about him having soiled himself into the second paragraph.
They never tell you all the shit in one paragraph.

>>723072220
Then 9gag needs to send me royalties.

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>>723072663

>>723072651
YES

>>723072651
We approve.

>>723072510
remake this in a design program with proper typography you autistic paint user

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>>723072510
Nice going brother, I fixed some typos too. This is the updated version.

>>723072712
But then the punchline moves to next page.

Besidea shouldn't the summary be in the first paragraph.
Paragraph 2 is the backstory and details.

Damn this journalist crap.

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All the Bernalillo county mugshots have this as the background. https://www facebook com/NewMexicoMugshots/

>>723072791
It seems like it from reading through the thread. I always thought /b/ would be pretty apolitical.

>>723072938
SO what about fox? Fox would totally run a story on this.

>>723072801
>>723072801
On it. If I have time I'll set up a VPN connection and share.

>>723072363
Label me how you want I'm no longer spreading this shit with you guys. In the past it always was fun but after realizing how serious things get I don't want to be a part of it anymore. I don't think that everybody who is against spreading fake shit is a SJW but if you say it it must be true

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>>723072584
>inconsequential

>>723072998
69 decided the rumor
dubs decided the celebrity who would fail at assassinating Trump.

>>723072931
I have wasted enough time on this.

I have no doubt this is good enough to get a rise out of flaccidbook.

I need the final edition guys. I'm almost ready.

>>723073111
nice trips.

I was voting for rosie o'donnel until Shia came up.

>>723073060
Could you please go fist yourself somewhere else quietly.

>>723067062

GET MEMED ON

SHIA LEBUTT COMFIRMED LULZ MACHINE

>>723073248
Sorry no

>>723073061
Slow and steady wins the race, am I right jeb? That took you forever to return a response, I'm more upset with you lack of energy than whatever your views are.

>>723073248
I have to watch it and undermine any efforts

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>>723072982
Gogogo

>>723073285
Who are you even talking to?

>>723067173
Kys

>>723073392
looks good.

>>723073281
The Midwest really breeds a special type of faggot.

You fucking porkchops need to stop with that 9gag shit. We are tryna spread fake news here.

>>723072663
I'm from germany

>>723072975
Media have long abolished the lead paragraph. I know from actually having learned that back in school and always getting pissed, when I have to read the entire article in order to find out if I actually give a shit.
Which is in every fucking journal.
Which is why I stopped reading shit altogether.

>>723073635
I'm from germany

Guys , there is work to do !

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>>723070525
>assignation

Kill yourself, 2/10 bait

>>723073660
And you speak perfect English. I doubt you're Aryan

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lol Go ahead you sad losers.
Keep throwing yourselves in prison by committing federal crimes because you're butthurt little retard cucks.
America get greater every time one of you screeching babies goes to jail/prison, where LaShaun and Jayquan tag team your asshole huehuehuehuehuehue

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>>723073646

>>723073762
>And you speak perfect English.
Everyone who isn't American or Slavic speaks perfect English.

>>723073727
lurk more faggot

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>>723073762
Hear, hear.

>>723073762
80% of the books I read or videos I watch are in English. My dream is to move to California after I get my Masters and Trump is gone

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>>723073727
fixed

>>723073972
I love it when a plane comes together.

>>723073878
I'm originally from Russia (Krasnodar)

>>723074034
Can't fly if the plane isn't together

>>723073442
You just gave proof that you dont follow politics. So stfu and quit talking

>>723073717
I have temp server up and running give me the final edition and I'm going to bomb this idiot

>>723070525
lmao

>>723074166
Hurry

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>>723073972
Change the font, bre. It's not a CNN font. Otherwise perfect.

>>723073972
Needs mugshot bg

>>723074236
Use the version that was posted last.

>>723073878
Dude stop it your in Ohio you collosal FAGGOT.

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>>723073972

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>>723074282
>your in Ohio

>>723073972
If your happy with it I'm running it

>>723072938
Europe is overlined, it should be america

>>723074357
No, use this version
>>723074298

>>723074282
>your in Ohio

Point proven.

>>723074357
Yes.

>>723074354
Good you young fags are stupid.

>>723074444
Nice quads m8

>>723074390
OK got it VPN in 5 minutes will give drop box info and access

>>723074502
Use correct grammar next time, kid

>>723074389
details.
If you look at the top you can see the original breaking news.

>>723074610
Anon here, standing by

>>723074610
Ok

I figure 10 minutes is all I can give you all OK. After that they'll change his password even if he doesn't catch it. And I'll have to shut down the temp server

>>723074958
still waiting

Waiting

waiting

Waiting

>>723075366
This is now a get thread

/b/ will never come back, this and many other cancer threads prove it. You /b/tards will never peak your prime

>Implying that 80% of /b/tards are even from the '08 dystopia period.

>>723069694
>neet
People who say "normies" should kill their selves

>>723067062
Lowest of low grade bait..... what is this 3 chan?

>>723070026
>assignation

>>723071516
Milena Veselinović kek

>>723075853
nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8

keeping teh dream alive

>>723074958

Still waiting

Tweeted the # out bois

>>723077108
whats the hash going to be anon? I'll pass it on to some buddies.

>>723077297
#freeshia

>>723077297

these:
>>723069561
>>723068410
>>723068360
>>723067978

>>723077297
#youwillnotdivideus

>>723072998
/b/ just likes memes you newfag

>>723077297
#Freeshia
#notmypresident
#theywillnotdevideus

>>723077571
#shiadindunuffin

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hehehe

>>723067062
When god missclicks and spawns a nigger in the skin of a jew you get what is called a Shia LaBeouf. Fucking kill these niggers and mudslimes i want to see these subhuman pieces of shit burn

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Fixed the autistic headline. CNN would not have had such a verbose headline

>>723068872
To be fair, if he's on mobile adding those extra two characters is SUCH a fucking pain. You have to hold a button twice.

>>723078025
perfect now go spam it

Its happening

>>723078309
not really it's not taking off ; it's been around for more than 3hours now

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>>723078668
Give it time

I have liberal friends that all it would take is a small whisper of how Trump did something and it would set them off.

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Explains a lot

>>723078872
>hahaha it's funny when people ruin your government and useful public services like education and environmental protection

Someone make the cont. thread, post the headlines/pic

someone prepare the new thread and links before this one dies

This is the last chance to prove yourself /b/ .

>>723080299
why the fuck would this be the *last* chance?

>>723079664
Yeah, isn't it.

Like with a stroke of a pen Trump eliminated the Affordable Care Tax for not buying into ACA.
Oh and that pesky questionnaire also.

The one that my daughter got so freaked out about so she stopped applying for ACA.

Not saying she was right. But many things about the ACA are wrong.

>>723079847
Yeah because the no-funners have invaded

>>723081505
>sar·casm
ˈsärˌkazəm

noun

the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

#FreeShia

The world has to know!

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Shia will do it.

#Freeshia
#Shiadidnothingwrong
#Hewillnotdivideus
#notmypresident

Keep the dream alive

>>723083262
link to new thread.

>>723084106
ur thread is fucking ded m8

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HWNDU youtube stream w/chat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw6eprCvluE

>>723077562
>memes
You want memes go to a meme page on Facebook cunt

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>>723084897
yeah, it's sad

op is a nigger i have no penix\s or vejin come at me fgts you all eat dick and your motheres a whore ab sucked the peepenis. #stretched booty whole4444
>i am nigger
>yes this is dogge
>i have ham
>kill the jews i only have one1testicular
<<<i am noot robit kike

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damn, what happened to the cute chick that was holding the sign?

>>>/pol/

Stop putting politics in my porn

>>723067502
>thinking fox would ever try "help" Trump.

>>723067293
Dude I would literally, beat the shit out of Donald

>>723068599
Come back when you are 18

>>723087834
go home shia

>>723087834
Calm down Esteban

>>723087834


Waaaaahhhhhhhhh.......REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


>Be this Triggered
>kill self