Wifes tampon wwyd?

>>723060175
Put in your mouth already

>>723060294
Good i dea

The fuck do you mean wwyd

You fucking disgusting pig

Light it because your wife is secretly a bomb

pull on it and watch her say 'Mammy' as she makes a star shape

>>723060535

yeah i'd light the end of that shit and then throw her... BOMBS AWAY BITCHBAG!

dat shits grosss

>>723060175
superglue it in place

>>723061083
I like that idea

Don't pull the plug!

Also, Anal or Blowjob; your choice Honey.

Nothing
She's my wife

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>>723060175

> hang dartboard on inside bathroom door
> have wife bend over with vagoo pointed at door
> *chainsaw ripstart activate!*
> try to hit target with flailing arm motion
> penalty for missing is redwing trophy attempt
> bonus points for fucking her with the toilet brush you filthy piece of shit

>>723061278
You wish

Anyone else?

Would anyone eat it?

Start her like a lawnmower.

>>723063918
Nice would you fuck her bloody pussy

>>723060175
yank it out like i was starting a fuckin lawnmower

>>723063918
>>723064209
great minds anon

>>723064209
Would you fuck her blood filled pussy after?

>>723064546
nope, id user her to mow lawn

>>723064674
Nice

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>>723065308
Nice who is that?

>>723065256
Op here Not my wife but love it