Found this car abandoned in a park, tell me what to do

>>723059240
Put your finger prints on it

>>723059240
Fuck off and leave it alone. It's not yours.

>>723059240
e34 <3

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Ok next

pee on it

it looks like a mid early90s bmw, imguessingitsnot a m5. maybe a 53.

>>723059520
your nails are short and oddly shaped

>>723059520

Dick in oil tank.

Kneel in front of the exhaust pipe and insert it into your asshole jerk your cock on the ground while shitting in the exhaust

>>723059401
It is his though.
Only someone as gay as OP would own that fagmobile

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done

>>723059240

Hey that's the same exact car i have, They aren't worth much but don't fuck with it

>>723059637
I keep them trimmed for my boyfriends anus

>>723059802

That's the power steering reservoir you stupid bitch

>>723059802
Your pee trickles down like you have a vagina

>>723059401
Agreed. Don't be a dick OP. Grow the fuck up.

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This is the inside

>>723060317
as soon as i saw it i wondered if that was stolen and dumped after someone had there fun. Why not do the decent thing and call the police to report it, im sure the owner would be glad to have it back even if you did piss on it.

>>723060317

try and get it to start up

>>723060520

also show under the hood

>>723060503
Op ther, the car seem to be here from years, i don t think someone own it anymore

>>723060317

Cum in oil tank

>>723060763
I can't tell much going by the pics, but i don't see any mould inside, 3 of the tyres still look fully inflated but ones gone down a little so i would doubt it's been there too long.

Where in the world are you OP? is there much drifting or amateur motorsport where you are?

looks like someones toy rather than daily driver, saddens me to see it left to rot, e34 5 series was a great car to drive.

>>723059240
Check the trunk for a dead body before you steal it