ITT badly described gaems >you have the option to kill you

>>723047862
Sounds like black ops 2

>The actual WoW killer

>>723047967
Yep

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you always lose

>>723048599
Pretty much surr not it but maybe
Spec ops the line?

>you start the game at the party when they celebrate completing the game by you

>>723048599
The

G A M E
A
M
E

>>723048230
dofus

>>723047862
A ragtag team of a tumblerina, a sociopath, a neet and a dudebro fights twoface over some rocks.

>>723047862

>Man does tasks to achieve dysfunctional set of friends
>New friends help him kill old friends for government
>Gets killed by government
>Rip Uncle

>You're a thief
>Your fanbase is furfags

>>723047862
>Find Unfaithful wife
>Crazy bitch on period
>Father never dies
>Kill tree
>the End

>>723047862
>furry fan kills people
>dope music

>>723049977
Hotline Miami?

>>723049449
Breakdown

>>723050047
bingo

>>723048230
WoW: Legion

>>723049938
Sly Fox

>>723050169
Sly Cooper, but close enough

Black guy help kill little girl, get shot in the back and you kill the girl father after killing a demon. Also, lots of guns.

first iteration
>Gotta kill some dudes. Finding my wife: optional
Second iteration
>gotta get me some diamonds. Finding the pills to keep me alive: semi optional
Third iteration
>Gunna kill this one dude whos not even the main bad guy. Finding my friends: optional
Fourth iteration
>Why did my mother hate me so fucking much? Getting some sweet sweet heroin: never optional
Fifth iteration
>Ooga booga looka at my balls

>>723050300
sounds like farcry

>>723050335
You are correct. Was it too easy from the start?

>conquer the world in under 2 hours
>convert buildings to christianity
>11

>>723050354
second and third were giveaway

>Hostage down

>>723050400
I knew three was my weak description. Two i was unaware

Not to be a faggot, but i love these threads so i constantly try to do better, thus why i asked your input

>buy furniture for hotel room
>it's not even a fucking hotel

easy one:
>fifa on wheels

>>723050401
CS:S

>>723050476
No, its gran turismo with big balls

>>723050519
Monica, you are correct

>>723050475
I need more, cause it intrigued me

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>Have to kill terrorist group

>By fighting the shit out of people who also want to kill said group in a big ass tournament that is just a trap for said group.

>GTA
>dildo is weapon

>>723050584
>people with afro's fuck shit up

>>723050595
Mario: Wind Waker

>>723050585
Street fighter, but i believe it was actually 2 that made that storyline right? 1 was all about just the one dude

>>723049497
borderlands

>>723050649
Correct

>>723050629
Habbo hotel, you got me good

>>723049627
Red Dead Redemption

>>723050629
Closed Pool Simulator

>>723050704
>>723050699
correct boys

Your dad is gone and you die all the time

>You're 4
>You're naked
>You're dead

>>723050832
Detroit?

you like you gotta like fight these monster buildings

>constantly yelled at for not following a particular moving object

>>723050595
Saints row

>>723050704
>Your father died
>Boo
>Leaves you a brothel
>yay
>Leaves you tons of debt to space time gangster
>Boo
>Leaves you a single whore
>bo- i mean yay
>shes generic as fuck cause you forgot to add character packs, moron
>FUCKING GAME SUCKS
>spends the next several days locked in a room masturbating while cackling at making anime and video game girls whore themselves while you reap fat stacks of gold

>>723050883
GTA: San Andreas

>>723050883
GTA: SA

>>723050877
Triple layer kek

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>>723050897
indeed

>has a skeleton dungeon
>contains a shitload of different types of skeletons and one knight

>>723050882
That new ps4 game dead horizons? Is that out?

you burgle an old lady with your buddy and eventually beat the shit out of her at the end

Kids scream at you when u kill them

>>723050837
Binding of isaac

It's the 80's, you're a ruskie (but not really), and you hate immigrants.

>>723049457
BINGO

>>72305104
Any bethesda game with mods.

>>723051036
Correct

>>723051059
>>723051014

>>723050050
Nay

>one last explosion marks your fate as your ship is torn apart.

You guys ready for this hard mode?
>1 scroll
>2 key
>2 sword.

>>723051037
STALKER

>>723050981
Undertale.

>>723050988
nah man nah, u gotta go find em and then like get on em and then u can kill them they're all different tho.

>>723051138
Wrong

>>723050832
Shadowman?

U kill monsters and get plenty of bitches

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>man talks
>red becomes blue
>blue becomes red

>>723051149
nope

>be humble small town doctor
>Save a transients life
>send him on his way
>Returns to me with a magical envelope that never runs out of money and a loli
>Parade her around and spend 12 hours a day patting her head til she rides your dick like you are gunna cum diamonds

>>723051184
Nah

>>723049969
Resident evil 7

>muh world is being overrun by normies
>normies pissed me off
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>normies are dead

>>723051197
Age of WOLOLO

>>723051236
Fallout 4>>723051223

>Face a plane you must make safe
>Always start with the corner for no good reason
>Reveal clues to avoid death, mark dangerous areas to make them safe
>Don sunglasses and look on at your victory

>wake up alone
>hear voice
>do puzzle
>kill voice

>>723051236
Hate red

>Use a portal gun to create portals and solve portal related puzzle rooms in order to escape the portal testing facility from the evil robot that's making you think with portals.

>>723051273
I don't know if you gave fallout 4 as an awnser, it's not though.

>>723051271
correct sir

>>723051295
portal

>bros or hoes

>Wear 18 helmets and eat dog food
>Somehow you're the greatest soldier ever

>>723051295
portal?

>>723051311
gj

>>723051298
Call of duty black ops 1

>>723051297
bin go

>>723051279
Syrian checkers
Muslim bingo
Minesweeper

>>723051298
Portal 3

>>723051187
Dick Kickem

>Loser makes decent 2/3d hat game
>Beer battered fish
>No sequel but at least he's gone

>>723051324
wolfenstein

>>723051364
Yup

>>723051358
No

>>723051166
Beats me anon, you are a better man than me

>Follow a clown into a sewer
>Show soiled tissues to everyone you meet

>>723051298
ebin description
id's bortal :DDDD

>shooting game
>1993 physics
>knifes tho

>>723051391
ffs man u gotta shine ur light on em and then climb up them and then u gotta kill em to save ur asian gf.

>>723051414
Wolfenstein

>Same dream every night
>Kill yourself

>fall underground
>there is flower
>leave underground

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>be master assassin
>fall in water
>drown

>>723051437
alone in the dark?

>>723051466
undertale

>'Rookies start here'
>Fly around, shoot everything
>collect gems to upgrade
>Destroy mothership for no reason
>'Death by stereo'

>>723047862
>ET's brother can crit at 5% but you can't hit an 85%

>>723051506
yup

>fight for over 8 iterations of the same game
>Jiggle jiggle
>SPORTS GAME SEQUELS
>Japan refuses to sell the newest one in the usa cause of sjws

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>shovel a lot
>people mumbling

>you play a nigger doing nigger stuff

>>723050702
Yup, nice

>>723051464
Yume nikki

>FeelsGuy

>Cut off their limbs
>Shoot the limbs off of enemies for extra damage
>"Listen, forget about shooting them in the body, you gotta cut off limbs."
>"Go for the limbs - dismember them. That should do the job."
>"Conserve ammo by dismembering enemy limbs"

>>723051466
>>>/out/

>>723051470
Assassins creed 1-2 and Brotherhood

>Cry shit away and take pills to kill your mum

>waifu simulator
>save kingdom

>>723051519
fallout?

>>723050882
Shadow of the colossus

>>723051555
Checked, and correct

>>723051524
Dead or Alive

>>723051587
Princess maker 2?

>>723051588
Nope

>>723051569
dead space

>>723051569
Dead Space?

>>723051604
A winrar is you

>>723051569
Easy, dead space

>>723051519
XCOM

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>you are deserted on a world
>world is new and unexplored
>countless creatures of the dark
>legends try to slay you
>you start at the bottom
>spend hours, days even months trying to life
>you build an empire from dirt.
>the dark fears you now
>no longer do you get hunted
>you hunt them now
>whats this ?
>new dimension
>something seems familiar
>dragon.jpg
>slay dragon like total boss
>game ends
>game tells you you're a basementdwelling loser for playing that much
>feelsbadman
>do it again

>>723051625
>>723051624
Yeah

>hexagonal dick measuring contest

Messes with your head
Iconic geometry shaped character

>>723051645
Bingo

>>723051619
nope

>>723051668
Super Hexagon?

>its the apocalypse
>Surprisingly everyone is cheerful
>drive around and bounty hunt with my dog and busty cowgirl

>bake a cake from shit you find on the ground around town
>get killed by some asshole mages on the way to the big city

>>723051694
no

>>723051648
minecraft

>>723050595
>Not knowing San Andreas had the same thing.

>>723051648
Are you even trying? Minecraft

>killed during the night
>hanged during the day

>>723051722
>>723051735

:^)

>>723051578
just 1 you fucking noob

>>723051731
shit, you're right how dare I

>fanboys think it is the best
>literally only playable with mods

>>723051731
And GTA IV had a throwable dildo as well. I think even vice city has one.

>creampies and facials on steam

>>723051592
bingo

>>723051474

>>723051799
literally every pc game ever

>>723051799
Skyroom

>>723051799
skyrim ?

skyrim's pretty fun when first playing it tbh.

Spend whole time telling a guy you don't want to bowl

>>723051799
Skyrim

>be a skinny bitch
>boss catches you dicking around
>time to get the fuck out
>run to forest and meet hippies
>use hippy powers to bring down capatalism

>>723051437
Shadow of the Colossus

>udead
>but you come back
>u wake up in a pedos place in a bed

>>723050281
>>723050281
Borderlands 2

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>>723051823
consolefag detected

>>723051406
>>723051513
>>723051360
Still unanswered. All pretty easy

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>be black kid
>walk in the wild to find your sister
>meet giant spider
>die one last time as you climb your treehouse ladder.

>pic unrelated

>>723051799
what is, atleast a 1/3rd of all steam games?

>>723051815
You are correct. In VC it was in the police station showers

>>723051756
Town of Salem

>>723051875
Limbo

>>723051838
MY COUSIN

>>723051897
CORRECT
O
R
R
E
C
T

>>723051783
what no, you could drown in 2

>>723051131
Beginning of bioshock infinite

>udead
>but you come back
>u wake up in a pedos place in a bedd

>giant worm eats the winner

>play as great warrior
>amass huge army
>get taken down by one arrow
>get captured
>lose entire army

>>723051982
Nidhogg

>>723051872
La noire, star fox, my life

>Games starts off with your head between a hydraulic press.
>Press slowly concaves your skull.
>Press breaks
>Play as a retard the whole game due too brain damage from press.
>You decide.

>you are alone
>finally make some friends
>they are all variations about rectangles but you dont give a fuck
>save the world anyway

>>723052002
yes

>>723052006
Nope

>Act like you hate the soundtrack when ya boys around
>smash em up to avril lavine

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>>723052015

>>723052049
Burnout Paradise?

>Green blooded bear orbits a hexagonal world

>>723052000
Mount and blade

>>723051838
I never understood this joke. He only called me like three times. And two were for pool or hookers.

>>723049449
One more tip
>spamming qfasa
>m60

>>723052106
U FUKKIN NO IT, M8

>>723052122
Yup. Maybe it was too easy

>>723050475
Habbo

>go to some gang meeting
>gang guy gets killed
>blames you and your friends
>smash shit up and steal lots of car radios

>>723052147
Literally the only good songs in it was GnR Paradise City and Girlfriend

>8 year old girls shooting at eachother while wearing hats

>>723052157
not many games with those descriptions

>who the fuck shot me?

>better, more broken, no man's sky tubebait

>>723052223
TF2?

Whoever guesses this one is pretty cool.

>slave in meat factory
>day in day out
>dont qeustion anything
>find out they use slaves as meat
>escape.jpg
>accident happens and I become a demi-god kinda
>decide to return and save slave bros
>depending on howmany slavebros i saved ending is different

>>723052193
Game only had 5 songs though

>>723052266
new vegas

>not quite, but still a sequel to the previous, and far better game
>too many fucking australians

>>723052266
Fnv

Or should i say fev

>>723052304
bingo

>>723052266
Murdered ss

>>723052286
Oddworld: Abe's odyssey

>mortal enemies fighting alongside each other against each other
>no one gives a shit about the objective ever
>i need healing

>>723052286
Abes odessy

>>723052280
The entire cast of tf2 is male, and over 8 years old. Not quite.

>>723052332
HAIL CEASAR

>>723052291
It had about 50 criterion songs which were all terrible, then about a dozen shitty non-criterion songs

>>723052286
You just accidentally answered mine
>>723051859

>>723052419
Thats bretty cool

>>723052419
mine was too obvious :^(

>>723052354
LoL or dota

humanity attacked by aliens
humans find they are the most powerfull beings in the universe

>everyone is Asian
>everyone fights for land/honour
>fourth iteration was the peak
>hundreds of peons to kill with your 7 foot tall officers
>magic

>ooga booga

>>723052354
overwatch

>>723052489
Nope

>I FUCKING HATE HEDGEHOGS SO LINE UP FABACEAE BY COLOR

>>723051215
stardew valley

>The shittiest, dumbest, most tedious and overrated GTA that people still fawn over because nostalgia makes them deluded idiots
>you busta

>kill animals
>use illegal drugs
>try to bang hot blonde chick
>stupid sissy brother is with you

>>723052527
Dynasty warriors

>get guns
>shoot guns
>If you shoot enough guns, you can shoot yourself

>wild west
>you are mad at your brother for stealin' ur girl
>become a priest cause the third brother died

>>723052369
was talkin about the player base, mah bad

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>>723052555
Checked and correct

>>723049449
Stanley Parable?

>>723052015
no fucking idea but i really want to know what game this is.

>>723052586
Fucking wish it was stardew valley

>>723051406
>>723051360
>>723051513
No one?

>>723047862
>you walk around doing fuck all
>a guy dies next to you
>suddenly aliens
>but it was the chinese all along

>>723052615
Correct

>>723051513
holy shit star fighter

>Who goes tharr
>I'm in charrge now

>>723052641
Metoo

>>723052639
Not really, chceck second tip

>>723050371
Civ?

>>723052591
Vice City?

>>723052664
Got me mate

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>shoot gun to make space
>move jello and stuff
>also shooty 3-leg people

>>723052692
I've posted this many times in other threads, but I think you're the first to ever get it.

>>723051712
Fallout new vegas

>>723052700
Cancerstone the card game

>>723052742
PORTAL

>"pass the whiskey"

Robots lazers & explotions

>new
>not many guns
>not many levels
>still full price

>>723052641
something i quickly thought up

>>723052762
Nope think ps2

>Another settlement needs your help

>>723052798
every early access game on steam?

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>>723049457

>>723052830
fallout 4

>>723052747
man that games takes me to my childood, never could actually beat it for some reason, i guess after 30 levels nonstop i got bored or the saturns memory battery died so i lost all saves.

>>723052771
Fist Full Of Frags

>>723052830
that's not vague

>>723052223
splagoon :^)

>we are multimillion dollar rappers
>Spend all night fighting, spend all day buying jewelry

>>723052627
red dead?

>Car Trip simulator
>Edgekid with swords slay monsters
>Get back in audi
>Night time make camp
>Busty texan in weeb land
>Kill more monsters
>Save white lady who's a moon
>Become the edge

>>723052912
50 cent ?

>>723047967
Agreed.
How do you not shoot?

>>723052913
Nope

>>723052912
50 cent

>>723051530
hint: its a standalone version of a mod

>>723052928
FFXV

>>723052680
>>723052664
>>723052627
>>723052616
>>723052607
>>723052585
>>723052527
>>723052547
>>723052314
>>723052270
>>723052183
>>723052133
>>723052116
>>723052016
>>723051969
>>723051866
>>723051819
>>723051714
>>723051585
>>723051537
>>723051530
>>723051315
>>723051119
>>723050916
Still needs answers

>>723052840
Isn't early access

>>723051470
Hahah

>you are a boy
>You are also a dragon
>get taken in by feline thief
>befriend frog and angel and others
>do fuck all the entire game, then suddenly EXPOSITION

>>723052954
>>723052969
Nope has 3 games

>>723052547
Crash bandicoot

>>723052997
C O R R E C T
O
R
R
E
C
T

>>723053066
Spot on

>>723050371
lol
'wololo' m8

>>723051783
Hehe

>you are a Neanderthal
>Send out yourself and friends to kill mammoths to chase icarus dreams

>infinite feels
>depressed for weeks after finishing but still happy for some reason
>bay or bae

>>723047862
>is it HL3
>no it isn't
>/thread

>game is aesthetic as fucj
>japanese
>Indie
>For the ps1

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>>723053190
You are gay.
Soz m8

>Reckon you'll get your own squad after what happened last night?
>Indeed, I believe so

>>723053190
Fuck I remember
killed the town though.
>Mint

>>723051537
Donkey Kong Country

>>723053190
No idea, but I need to know

>>723053292
Life is strange

>>723051587
Fire Emblem Awakening

>>723053292
Life is cringe

>>723051585
Binding of Isaac

>>723053363
Yeah

>zombies
>broom does more dmg than ak47

>>723051668
Sid Meiers Civ.

>>723053248
>>723053350
One of the best stories told in a videogame.
You people are wrong.

>Slap fucks with swords or axes
>You are a fuck
>Get slapped with 4 swords or axes
>A N G E R
>Shit servers
>Oh wait there is no servers

>>723051214
Shovel Knight

>>723053350
Is that the one about the lesbians who kill themself (basing this off the fact that the only picture I have seen has some girl with blue hair)

>>723052810
you fucking boob. I wanted it to be an actual game. it peaked my interest.

>>723053413
correct.

>>723053334
correct!

>Wake up under water base
>Find out you are a robot
>you kill the last human and launch yourself into space while you remain under water

>>723053394
Dead rising

>>723053439
nope

>take selfies to travel through time
>save best friend
>again
>and again
>AND AGAIN
>ending: kill best friend or kill everyone else

>>723051174
Papers please

>>723053473
nigger we had this
>>723053190

>you are in a hellish land
>Your ship crashed, you are stuck here
>Trees try to kill you, the knights try to kill you, the bugs and these weird masked freaks try to kill you
>fatass rules the land with an iron fist
>Mysterious man befriends you
>throws you dank fucking quantities of methamphetamine so you can steam roll these fucks
>Turns out fatass was a figurehead
>Real villian is bad ass star devouring bitch
>mystery dude is one of you
>You suck

>>723053465
Was not what i meant but thats also true

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Never get this
Don't Google fags.

HEY HEY STOP STOP, I'M RIGHT HERE!- FRIENDLY? I SAID FRIENDLY ARE YOU FRIENDLY!?!? yes im friendly.... *kills him anyway

>>723053440
Depends on your choices.

>be some italian fuck.
>Moved from Sicili
>have a debt from daddy
>Mom and Sis dont want you too be this way
>Best friend is another italian fuck
>Lots of guns
>nice night out, friend gets head.

>>723053537
Life?

>>723053525
It's halo

>>723053394
Either Dead Island or Dying Light

>>723053533
DayZ, Rust or H1Z1. Take your pick

>>723053525
Halo

>>723053440
Yeah but there's more to it, doesn't change that i find it cringe

>>723053558
Mafia jew?

Mafia 2?

>tree named dude made career of triggering sjws by asking their gender
>gives you choice of element based creature as pet and set of balls
>your age is double digit, old enough to travel world solo
>nemesis pretends to give a fuck
>all nurses are happy
>lawnmowers are extinct extinct
>there's nothing under that truck
>purple town theme might give you a headache

>>723053460
Soma

>have shitty job
>nigger steal yo bitch
>save her
>nigger steal yo bitch again
>saver her
>pipes

>>723053607
digimon

>>723053537
But overall it is just for depressed teenagers who want to feel like being depressed makes them special?

>>723053607
Pocket mongolians

>D&D civ goes underground
>Gandalf fights the Balrog
>You can play from either tha balrog's buddies or gandalf' buddies side

IDI NAHUI!!!!

>>723053625
super mario

>>723053607
Digimon Online

>>723053594
On the nose. Nice.

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>>723053423
Is you like paying 15 dollars for an episodic multiple choice game zero choice effect and a cliché ultimatum ending.
Yeah it's hella gud.

>>723053652
too easy i guess

>>723053620
Bingo

>>723053607
Human trafficking?

>>723053565
1st one

Gg thread everyone

>>723053686
pipes gave it away

>>723053650
STALKER?

>>723051360
fez

>>723049449
Okay you seem not to guess that one
>not a vampire
>awshietnigga he actually is a vampire

> Rotate through long

>most racist game
>beat the shit out of all races

good luck

>>723053909
Warhammer 40k?

>Pedophile rescues under age girl

>>723053958
nope

>>723053980
Postal?

>>723054020
nope

>>723053972
walking dead
Last of Us

>>723053815
LOL nah. That would be
> go to campfire
> guy keeps playing same moody song over and over again
> other people around the fire keep switching from sitting to squatting quickly

>>723053898
magicka?

>>723053972
walking dead
Last of Us

>>723053909
If you're beating the shit out of all races, then that is true equality, friend

>>723051315
This is literally the most obvious shit ever

>>723054093
Yea, finally

>>723053492
>>723053428
>>723053273
>>723053217
>>723053180
>>723053039
Still need answers bois

>>723053217
lsd