>ITT we pretend to be Americans

>>723042728
I just accidently shot my daughter. What's a good snack I can prepare before police arrives?

>>723042728
''YOU'RE NOT WHIIIIITE'
*sharts of rage*'

>>723042728
Waiter, there be sum leaf in mah soup, ah will tip y'all only 25% if y'all keep be'avin like that
What do y'all mean ah can't bring muh M16 to da rest'raunt? AM I BEING DETAINED?

>>723042728
let me tell u about who is white or not even though I'm 1/8th black 1/8th hispanic and 1/512th cherokee (proud of my heritage)

yurop is a stoopid cuntry, islam is taking over, it is totally uninhabitable and i know this because i have seen it on fox news even though i've never been there

if we sell guns at every street corner even to people with a psychiatric diagnosis this will not increase the amount of gun murders, only good people buy guns from the street corner and evil guys will just get them smuggled from somewhere for a hundred times the price because smuggling is illegal and evil guys do everything illegally because they're evil and they probably distribute kinder eggs as well

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>>723042728
>lemme tell you who's white!

>>723042728
Sup guys
New here just bought an 02 Silverado 2500 to haul my ATV when im goin hunting an I was wondering if a Cummins 5.9 will bolt into it. Anyone done this before? Where can I find an engine?

And if you wanna call me a faggot dont even reply, im a bowtie fan as much as the next guy but that Cummins power is just unbeatable at the truck pulls.

>>723042728
>be American
>go to fuel car
>forget to tip and applaud car-fueler
>car get shot
>forced to walk 1 km home
>get a heart attack
>can't afford the healthcare
>get shot by doctor

>>723042728
>be American
>most powerful military on the planet
>control most of the planet aside from Russia and China
>each American soldier trained to highest degree possible
>defeated literally every important country on the planet
>singlehandedly kicked Germany's ass TWICE
>singlehandedly kicked Britain's ass in 1776 (International Year of Freedoms)
>best soldiers in human history
>going to kick Russia and China and Iran's ass all at once in two years
>best military tech
>most aircraft carriers
>most lethal nukes
>best trained pilots in the history of aviation
>most effective military hardware known to mankind
>defeated Iraq twice in like two minutes lmao
>could defeat Russia in two weeks
>could defeat China in two days
>could defeat Iran in 30 minutes
>everyone wants to be like us
>we have the most money
>we spend half of our money on the military so people know what's up
>we have great allies like Israel
>can invade any country we want
>300k starting

>>723043486
>American soldier trained to highest degree
>lost at nam
>Spent decade in afghanistan
>Left its soldiers in afghanistan
>Took years to acomplish anything in Iraq
>Still can't take down isis

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>Burger education

Burgers are German

>>723043899
And pajeets are white

>>723043510
>nam defeat was a political reason
>Afghanistan was never made to be winnable
>US created ISIS, they let them ride around big convoys in the desert when they have drones watching them

>>723043486
Suprising thaf only one butt hurt amerilard uptill now

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>>723044076
Jesus what is wrong with that mother

>>723044162
Such a memelord xD

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>>723043938
As long as we understand that burgers are German when we give America shit about burgers

Friendly fire is NECESSARY in battle that's why we do it so much. Guess we're just culturally used to shooting our own people a lot MURRICA gee whizz Mister

>>723044076
If gender neutral was ever a thing he/she would be the first one

i wash myself with a rag on a stick

>>723044076
This is how we Americans roll. When. The shit hits the fan this fine tuned American war machine will activate. The pod it is transferred in let's it operate in low power mode, conserving it's energy until it's needed to unleash it's maximum destructive power.

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>>723043486
>singlehandedly kicked Germany's ass TWICE.
>most lethal nukes
>each American soldier trained to highest degree possible
>best soldiers in human history
>best trained pilots in the history of aviation
>control most of the planet aside from Russia and China

What the fuck am I reading.
I guess its bait but ill take it anyway.

>>723044298
Burgers are sub human brits mixed with niggers and natives

>>723044129
No kidding, I'm an Army Armetard and that guy made me chuckle. The equipment we train with is laughably outdated and half of us don't know what the fuck we're doing.

>>723044422
*Ameritard

>>723044371
He stares intently at his communication device that is connected directly to emperor Trump. Waiting for his master to give the order.

I voted for Trump because he promise he'll keep out immagrunts and bring back jobs

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>>723043486

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>>723042728

>>723043306
That's a ssj nigga

>>723044444
checkd

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>>723044444
q-quints?

>>723043486
You're just stating facts at this point. I thought this was supposed to be a satire thread.

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>>723043238
>best post

>>723044444
Congrats on your quints my dude. I came here from another board just to congratulate you!
Bravo!

>>723044401
Are we inventing new slang now?

>>723044227
the problem isn't what's wrong with the mother, but who would fuck her and get her pregnant.

>>723044422
This is a satire thread we don't really hate americans

>>723044610
Its already a slang, its been for some time

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>Be merican(the best fukin nation on the planet)
>Wake to national anthem
>roll of the bed
>Hit the floor
>*thud*
>Smells bacon through the hardwood floor made 100% in america™
>Rolls down stairs
>*thud* *thud* *thud* *thud*
>Moms cooking bacon
>sit on the table
>Realise its turkey bacon
>*imported from canada*
>Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>Drop kick mom
>"PLEASE FORGIVE ME ANON THEY WERE ALL OUT OF BACON I SWEAR!"
>"How dare you do this to your little boy"
>Pulls down pants
>This is what you get stupied bitch
>*baaaaaaarrrrppp*
>Watery shit all over moms face
>Mom's screaming and crying
>Rub shit filled ass on mommy
>Mommy passes out
>Chow down on the shit that mom made
>Tears run down my cheeks as I chew on this abomination of imported bacon
>Forgive me forefathers for I have dishonored you by consuming the sustenance manufactured in another nation other than this one
>Go to 4chan
>Shitpost on /pol/ about how immigrants are stealing our jobs

>>723044939
Where? I'm legitimately curious now

Honey get me a couple Big Mac's out of the freezer to watch the game

>>723045081
Everywhere but not America. Just visit /int/

>British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider

>American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to next clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wGbCNDw-m0

https://youtu.be/cEh-zclVo44

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Can I have my steak well done.

>>723045186
>Steak
>Not deep fried
Shame on you

>>723045131
Yeah... or google. I'm not real big on trying to learn via a chan.

>>723043428
>forced to walk 1 km home

y'all almost had it parder. we don't use them keelo-meeters y'all do. we use good old fashioned miles like any good, christian nation should. god bless.

shart in mart

>>723042728
Hello, I am American. We like to crap own each other. I'm American. I'm pregnant with a baby, but I'm not married. Look at me! I'm Jesus! Would you like me to crap on you, Mr. Bush?Mmm, yummy yummy crap.

Hi, my name is Tyrone White I'm 1/5th German and 1/8th Irish. I spend most of my time on a Cambodian burger flipping website posting frogs and arguing about race. When I grow up I want to save Europa (my homeland). Did I mention I'm white?

>>723043486
> Single handedly beat Britain.

>Revolutionists had higher losses.
>Revolutionists lost 80% of major battles.
>Had assistance from Spain and France.
>French navy blockaded Royal Navy, preventing reinforcements and supplies for the ground forces. (Battle of Chesapeake)

In conclusion: The average education of American history knowledge.

>not american

Hope you enjoy your fantastic life you euroshit stain

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>>723046553

British accent

>>723046702
>best accent in the world

>>723043486
>be American
>soon to be annexed by most powerful country on the planet
>each expendible soldier given a gun and sent to die
>vietnam
>mental gymnastics is the only physical activity i do
>everyone else is a dangerous terrorist
>that's why we hoard bombs and constantly make tanks
>literally in debt
>overestimates combat abilities to cartoon levels
>underestimates how fucked up we are
>still in debt
>have been making useless tanks nonstop for years
>acts tough. is scared of brown people
>proud to be terrorists of earth

>>723046623
Weighing at a nice 150 with no chub whatsoever, (Smooth till you reach the shaft) I have to go against your extreme bias opinion on the United States

burger

>>723046702
You know no one on that fucking island can agree how to speak the queen's cocknobbing language right?

Every forty feet or three and three quarters sideways meters, there's another local accent.

>>723043486
>>singlehandedly kicked Britain's ass in 1776

the french did nothing?

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>>723046759
There are only about 50 Americans that aren't fat. I find it very hard to believe that you just happen to be one of them. Pics or bullshit

>>723044162
he looks like a really fat version of me

>>723043486
I can't tell if this is someone pretending or not.

>>723047027
Are you British?

>>723046265
Underrated post

the problem with the US is that there is a MASSIVE disparity between the elite, the middle class, and the working class. so when you say "Americans," do you mean the middle and working class that take pride in something that they basically don't contribute to other than tax money (if that)? they're really annoying sometimes. the elite are the best of the best bar none though, you only need to meet a few ibankers to see the juxtaposition. they're pretty fucking scary

>>723046623
does his shirt seriously say Security?

>>723043238
>distribute kinder eggs as well
e k e

>>723046856
dialect*

>>723047054
Mexican Murican

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>>723043486
>Did literally nothing in WW1
>Clean up crew in WW2
>Drew Korea
>Lost Nam
>beat/stalemated 19th century goat shepperds with AKs in Afghanistan
>Beat Iraqs army, didn't succesfully controll the country

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>>723042728

>>723043409
Faggot

>>723045392
I'm from the South and people actually do this...

>>723047256
kek americans are fucking retarded

>>723045579
Amen

>>723047246
>WWI wasn't our problem
>Neither was WWII
>China backed North Korea
>Russia and China backed Nam (France left)
>Israel fucks us
>Israel fucks us, we aren't trying to conquer the Middle East just protect Israel
>Israel fucks us

>Take literally anything too far
>Gay rights?; 1. Gayes are going to hell and shouldn't be in the army, get married, have children, AND SHOULD GET ELECTROTHERAPY. 2. You are born guy you ignorant straight white cis male, LGBTQ++++++++++++++++++++ community needs special rights and we need to celebrate diversity with gay pride marches of lesbians fucking eachother with giant dildos, naked men with leather strappings spanking eachother on the main street while transsexual men can take showers with little girls at the swimming park.

>Government? 1. We need a strong government that protects everyones rights and forces every policy with think is important today on every single member of society, force acceptance, huge wellfair programs and insane taxes. 2. We should have no government at all, and everything should be privatized.

>Military? 1. We need a bigger army even tho it's already bigger than anyone else by such a milestone it would take the collective might of the 15 closest countries to even come near our budget. 2. Disarm the military man, no more war. We shouldn't fight and kill people, no one is evil they are only provoked by our aggressiv attitudes man

4. Economic system? 1. Full on free-market captitalism my friend. 2. Communism man, it's gonna work now.

>>723047256
i ain't trying to rain on the fuck america parade but that's a UK soldier you can even see the pixels where they copied the S over the K.

>>723047414
i'm REALLY starting to think that maybe fundamental islam isn't that backwards... like, they have some weird fucking ideas, but take a step back and compare them to the modern american culture... sometimes i feel like we might be "progressing" a little too fast and that's why they hate the west so much...

>>723047697
butthurt american detected

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It seems there always has to pick one extreme of the espectrum, never middle ground

>>723047825
meant >>723047414

>>723047742
you need to be locked up in gitmo you radicalized piece of shit

>>723047180
Yeah but I think it's more of a psychological thing.

>>723047256
>>723047414
This, sadly isn't American... some shopped it here's the article

http://www.dailywire.com/news/5902/uk-soldier-became-first-transgender-gay-muslim-aaron-bandler

>>723047818
>>>
> Anonymous 02/20/17(Mon)12:52:45 No.723047256 ▶>>723047414 >>7230
It actually is a UK soldier dumbass

>>723047867
the sad part is i don't even feel like what you said is ironic, it's a real response that i would get lol... actually im in texas so people aren't progressive (as long as they're above 30) but if i said that in denver then ya

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>>723042728

>>723042728
Freedom, freedom, freedom, why are we the only country with freedom?

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>>723043486
>and this is your leader

top KEK

>>723048133
god i love freedom. Im going to go gamble now. OH HOT DAMN I CAN'T

>>723047990
I'm just doing my patriotic duty you muslim loving scum

i bet you are a bonified wetback too

>>723043486
80s are gone, wake up charlie

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>>723048225

There are plenty of places to gamble in the US you cheese-crusted anal swab.

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Linda, can you please supersize my order. Thank you hun, you're the best. Muah

>>723044102
>US created ISIS, they let them ride around big convoys in the desert when they have drones watching them
>Still pisses its pants from a thought of Isis "oh Trump, save us"

>>723042728
>>723043043
>>723043072
>>723043176
>>723043238
>>723043306
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>>723043428
>>723043486
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>>723043938
samefag

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Bois, make our porn wite again! , boi I tell u wat

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>>723042728
Alex Jones is a level-headed thinker and credible journalist.

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>>723042728
None of you are doing a good job, what really matters is our Constitution, our rights our state rights and our rights as a country.

>>723048364
3/13, nice try timmy

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heading to the trump rally, you'all comin or whut

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>>723044377
Don't forget being the world's no. 1 exporter of DEGENERACY

>be American
>"Hurdurdur, us burgers the toughest and bravest"
>"Durdurdur, I sure hate weak lib snowflakes"
>Get butthurt when some faceles anon says mean things on internet

>>723048492
>dat ass

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>>723048568

No... this is real ass

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>>723048542
We may seem to be butthurt but we're really trolling you.

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Going to the gun range after finishing fixing muh truck. wanna cum?

Deport all illegals back to America except ones that are white and attractive with a high iq

>>723048788
Stop with the cum, only niggers are stupid enough to say that.

>>723048415
cuck

>>723048751
Yeah, yeah, you are also a telepathic unicorns that won't even type your answers. You just create an illusion of verbal exchange with your mind powers

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>>723048872
That's our right as a country, what we mean is all colors matter including white.

>>723048823
So canadians only?

>>723048923
From my experience that's the left you're talking about.

>>723047679
>World War was not our problem.

Do you faggots live on Venus?

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y'all wunt sum grits?

>>723049035
From My experience you are all the same with just a different spin on your bullshit

(you)

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this thredd is retarded as fuck, not one of you even know what being an American is all about..... It's all good tho,... stay in your shitty 3rd-world refugee infested hell hole...... Jealousy gets you nowhere

>>723045171
Kek

>>723049169
Pot calling the kettle black.

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get freedom faggots

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>>723049357

>>723049181
>guy on the right
>got root?
Jesus christ, no wonder Richard Stallman never shaves his beard. He looks like shit here.

Is that Ritchie on the right?

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You fags are doing it wrong ........

Be An AMERICAN!!! FUCK YEAH !!!!

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>>723049357

america is great, You, Sad and Sweden Massacre, Terrible!

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ya got a few pics of my poor fatass cousins.... good job...... now put that effort into restoring your own wastelands ,, dumb-asses

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>>723049426
That gun speaks the truth, that is what it means to be an American.

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AMERICAN CAR WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>723049370
Are you sure about that. Seeing how hard thing blacks are to you guys. Maybe instead "Pot calling the kettle freedom"?

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>>723049357
get some freedom y'all.

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would yall like some FREEDOM FRIES with that?

>in any other nation besides UK and US

"Whycome dont nobody spake fuckin anglish?!"

>>723044470
Uses a meme from an American TV show on an American website.

1488 Not white not right. Enjoy getting all of your "thousands of years old muh culture" cultures raped to death by Salafists and Wahhabists, as well as East Africans, you dumb pieces of shit.

"Huh huh it's 4:45 all the burgers are asleep"
NOT ON ALL THIS METH I JUST COOKED YOU GARGLEMOUTHED PUSSY RAPEHOLES.

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not seeing any real threats here,.... just jealousy. ......

i bet you idiots are in America too.... GO TO WORK

>>723044470
the whole "lul i drink ur tears" thing is an sjw meme, and a really unfunny one at that. try again, shareblue

>>723049719
Uses a consumer electronic device that contains parts from about 30 different countries and assembled halfway across the world to bitch about "muh globalism". What's your point, drumpftard?

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freedom coming your way

Americans actually think of gun ownership as being the most important part of their constitution. Freedom in America is literally the same as gun ownership. In Europe freedom is good education, legal systems and low class disparity. And then of course there's Eastern Europe :^)

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>>723049769
Seems legit

>>723047256
kek lost. #onlyinamerica

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>>723045171
What fucking irritates me is that Americans buy our God tier British wildlife documentaries then record over David Attenborough with their own moronic commentaries. What the fuck are they thinking?

Also, top kek at Binky the polar bear, hope that stupid cow didn't get any compensation.

Oh boy, I can't wait to go to the strawberry festival with my wife!

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don't worry jelly fags... we got all sides covered.....

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>>723049625
See you left always make everything into a race issue even jokes and old sayings, the kettles are black from being burnt blacker than pots. Stupid liberal lefties don't know how pots and kettles work.

>>723049908
Plant City, FL spic confirmed.

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ho ho ho, there we go again... got all y'all backs

AMERICA... FUCK YEAH

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>>723043486
>Great allies like Israel

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>>723049870
No none of those things are freedom, freedom is gun rights, speech rights, property rights, state rights etc. Everything else is a privilege like driving.

>>723045171
Fucking this, the most annoying thing is half the time you can only find the American retarded versions if shows online.

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Number one!!!! all you eurofags need to get sum culture and get to our level.

>>723042728
My parents sold my foreskin to jews haha fuck off europoors im so rich i dont mind paying 100k for school

>>723049950
See you burgers think in binary. It's allways right or left, allways political, nothing else is there even in Trump America. You won and would think that it's OK and happy, but here we are with left and right.
>A joke thread
>"Lol we just trolling"
>Once again with left/right

>>723049907
I know, why in the name of fuck would you record over attenborourgh? Does he use words that are too long for american audiences?

>>723043428
>1 km
in the us everything is at least 1h with a car away

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It shouldn't be about any one of our countries anyway,... we should all be able to get along and not care what the other cultures want to believe as for religion, it is all bullshit nonsense anyway......

we ALL need to gang up on these banker fags who apparently think they are untouchable ......

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>>723050215
Because in America that's all there really is and the left are fucking brain dead, Always trying to take away muh inherent rights

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>>723050133
pfft, those are just the basics in pretty much all first world countries. Shit, some of us don't even have to worry about health care, and sometimes both parents get to take leave after having a new born for a couple of moths. You fuckers need to go out more. Less than 15% of amercians even have passports.

>>723045171
This is the other thing that fucks me off about murican documentaries. They use the same clip played again and again playing at different speeds or with zooming effects. The polar bear clip is a perfect example.

>>723042728
>i think i have a nice car, but its shit
>im not allowed to drive over 100km/h because im a faggot

>>723050133
So why is gun rights freedom but legal rights aren't? :)
Isn't owning a gun the same privilege as owning a car? Are you retarded?

>>723043486
Yeah you've really gotta look at the U.S. military through a more critical lens. The vast expense of it means that we have to use it, or let it go to waste. Which I suppose is fine, if that is the direction you want to take your country.

But, you can't go around starting unnecessary wars, and at the same time be moral arbiters.

>>723044102
>nam defeat was a political reason
kek do they realy belive this?

>>723045171
As an American, I will admit our wildlife documentaries are shit and exactly like this. David Attenborough is god tier.

>>723047679
>WW was won by us
>"Hurr durr not our problem"

>Northkorea got backed by china
>"Hurr Durr Can defeat china in 2 days"

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>>723050398

>>723044861
>This is a satire thread, but we really hate americans

fixed it for you

>>723050347
Guns are in the Constitution, cars are not.
Ordinary property rights (which might as well be privileges) do not enjoy the same protection as constitutionally granted rights.

>>723048382
there are zero white guys in porn that would look like they are sexually dominating a six foot Aryan goddess like her. you almost have to use a black dude.

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>>723050332
Going out more or looking at your shithole of a country won't change our countries Constitution, that will only change after a second civil war.

>>723050413
2 days?!?!?!?

do you know how many of those lil fuckers are in that country man?!?!? has to be 3 billion alone... lol.... Imma go look.....

>>723047256
holy fucking shit please be fake. Americans are such a bunch of cucks. smh tbh fam

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>>723050527
you mean like this shit hole in YOUR country?

>>723050549

It was related to >>723043486

>muh guns
>a fucking leaf
>walking dead is better than breaking bad
>my friend's picking me up in his lambo to go to mcdonald's 100ft down the road

>>723050232
Was watching a british documentary about life before dinosaurs with David Attenburough which was amazing. I figured I'd try to find another documentary. Turns out the american counterpart is 'Jurassic Fight Club'. What a fucking joke :V

>>723050332
>couple of moths
over a year were i live, stil earn more than a normal american and stuff here is not as expensive

>>723050602
It's fake, the soldier was from the UK.
But the Britbongs couldn't take the shame.

>>723042728
I'm reasonably certain 80% of the people in this thread are ass-damaged european cucks.

You white-apologist islamic converts are spouting tropes that apply to eastern europeans and kiwis. Lawl.

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>>723042728
Amerifats are just pathetic Beta losers

>>723050488
So because it was written a long time ago it's a right to own a gun but not a right to own a car. You wouldn't mind if your right to own a car was taken away because it's not in the constitution.

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heading over to the World Renowned MILK Parade. Heart there's going to be some world class sheep for the kids to ride. Y'all coming?

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>>723050347
No it's not a privilege it's a constitutional right you dumb fuck, a car is not a right but a gun is.

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>>723050786
Actually, im German & nazi

Not such a neo-beta-cuck nazi, im original

>>723050617
At least our whole country isn't a shithole.

>>723050602
it's real

>>723050786

That's a fair assumption, based on the sheer volume of butthurt I'm seeing from non-Americans in here. They really have no room to talk when all their countries are being flooded with Muslim rapists, pedophiles, and invaders. What's that quote about glass houses?

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>>723044102
look how political they surrender

>>723050861
There is no "right to own a car", buddiboi.
Look at any Constitution in the western world and you will find rights of different ranks - those granted directly by the constitution and those who are only derivatives. The former are harder to take a way and usually touch on a more essential aspect of life (arguably, depending on the underlying culture).

And yes, you follow laws because they were written down and have proven to be effective at what they grant/revoke. Otherwise, you don't need any laws at all.

>>723050786
Possible, but such generizations are pretty petty. German here, defending the way your Constitution works since 1995.

>>723050866
Amen

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>>723050929
You dumbfucks need to get out more. At this point it shouldn't even be a suggestion, but in that old ass constitutional propaganda doc

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at least I set you guys on a different path......

later faggots

>>723051095
generalization you twat

>>723050786
usa has 3.3 million muslims + like a billion of niggers
we have 1.8 million muslims

>>723050324
To be a land of the free and home of the bravest you sure spend your days fearing thy neighbour. Maybe try co-operation and secure your fights through that? Or just have major shoot out and dealer with them that way. Left can't use guns

>>723050866
>regulated milita
so you need to be traind by the state to have this right

>>723051095

Danke schoen, meine Duetscher fruend.
Sorry, I'm only part German and have never gotten to spend time with my family that still lives in Germany (and with all the Muslim invaders I probably never will), so my Krautspeak is utter shit.

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>>723051173
It's not propaganda it's our constitution that our country is founded on, it's the contract between the people and our government, without it we have no country.

>>723051290

Sorry fucknuts, that's not what "regulated" meant in English back then. Try again.

>>723051325
You tried, and that's more than I expected (not being cheeky here, just personal experience).
Cheers pal, have a nice day.

>>723051325
usa= 3.3 million muslims + endless niggers
germany=1.9 million muslims and allmost 0 niggers

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>>723048246
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2411152/Lucy-Vallender-Former-male-TA-soldier-UKs-transgender-Muslim-woman-MARRIED.html

>>723051290
Regulated militia is the national guard. The second part, the right to keep and bear arms, applies to all citizens.

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>>723051290
The states operate independently of the government. It be much like the EU and countries in Europe.
Or atleast that's how it's suppose to be.

>>723051388
a firearm also wasnt a m4 back then

>>723051393

What did I do wrong? I know I had to have fucked something up, I wasn't joking when I said my German is shit lol

>>723051173
Literally a european posting this.
They have no constitution and their rights are derived from the Geneva convention, not from an independent set of rights and privileges granted by the founders of their country.

Enjoy being ruled by your EU overlords that you neither elect nor have a say in the conduct of.

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>>723051416
professional japanese "athlete", you pretentious retard.

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>>723051064
You stupid fucks need to tone down your propaganda machine. Nobody is getting killed by terrorist or raped here. HERE ARE BETTER THAN FINE. And when that shit happens; it's super rare. Getting shot by a toddler is actually more likely (true fact)

>>723051417
the eu is much more federal, it dosnt realy do much, mostly some economy stuff

>>723051463

No, but it WAS a fucking cannon you pubeless cunt. You tried again and still failed. Don't talk shit if you can't back it up with knowledge and facts. At the time the Constitution was written, civilians had full access to the same kind of military hardware the feds were using.

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>>723045171
>the BLUE WHALE, nature's biggest mammal
>a blue whale could SWALLOW SIX MONSTER TRUCKS WHOLE and still have room for a 1968 THUNDERBIRD
>if one of these giants was to swim into a nuclear submarine the resulting explosion would DESTROY AN AREA THE SIZE OF IOWA
>zoom into shot of teeth
>the blue whale is a KRILL KILLING MACHINE, eating the equivalent of 40,000 Quarter Pounders worth of krill EVERY DAY
>the blue whale is an unstoppable giant, swimming the equivalent of the New York subway system EVERY DAY
>if a blue whale was dropped from 40,000 feet onto AIR FORCE 1 it would KILL THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
>if 500 lions were dropped in the middle of the Pacific ocean to fight a blue whale, within minutes all would drown and THE BLUE WHALE WOULD WIN
>some scholars believe the pyramids were designed by ancient aliens
>is it possible this beautiful but deadly giant was responsible?

>>723051416
He could still smash your skull and run circles around you.

I'm sure you whore of a girlfriend enjoy the train him and his friends run too.

>>723051416
kek. please be real

>>723051481
It's more a grammar issue than anything else, and good on ya for trying.
The correct sentence would be "Dankeschoen*, mein deutscher Freund."
*accounting for US keyboard layout not having Umlaute (äüö, etc)

>>723051493
That's nonsense, buddy.

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>>723051384
>It's not propaganda it's our constitution that our country is founded on, it's the contract between the people and our government, without it we have no country.


Tell this to your inept leader. He forgot it exists.

>>723051541
yeah but the cannon wasnt full auto
also no one had a cannon back at home, just some rifles, the milita had some cannons

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>>723051290
Only stupid people that don't know our foundng fathers history would say something like that, even our courts know better.

“I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.” - George Mason 1788

"The Constitution shall never be construed to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms." - Samuel Adams, Massachusetts Ratifying Convention, 1788

"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ruined.... The great object is that every man be armed. Everyone who is able might have a gun." - Patrick Henry, Speech to the Virginia Ratifying Convention, June 5, 1778

>>723042728
Im from the south and im realy fucking stupid

>I can't read
>I can't write
>i got a cleft lip
>and a lazy eye
>I'm an Aryan race
>eyes blue as the sky

>>723051540
Yea that's what I was saying. You can have a state regulated militia and its technically not suppose to be part of the government. We have states threaten to secede on a regular basis. It's kind of ridiculous over minor things, but technically, the state and federal government are Suppose to be 2 separate entities.

>>723049181
>people were literally saying this during Obama
>about being on welfare
>"He gonna help us out!"

>>723051640
no one of them is talking about full auto guns
no one of them knew anything about human rights

>>723050866
What I'm trying to say is that owning an object is a right but owning another object is a privilege because it's written on your paper
Get help

>>723051644
A good portion of the South is predominately black.

>>723051564
lol finish your cheeseburger and stay mad americuck

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>>723051608
You're joking right or are you still thinking that Obama is in office? Trump is the most constitutional president we've had in 20 years.

>>723051707
in fact its better to have it separate, so the state can controll the fed gov and the other way
because of stuff like that almost every country has 2 chambers

>>723051552
I can hear the commentators voice while reading this kek

>>723051742
They are implying we should have a equal opportunity to be able to fight another armed person. If you wanna be hyper critical over what it says, you should be allowed tanks and cruise missles and apache helicopters too.

>>723051095
So why is there a right to bear arms :^)

>>723051782
get education

>>723051880
I agree, but anymore it seems like the states are the federal governments bitch. It take something radical for them to actually tell the government to fuck off and take arms.

all the states are afraid of losing federal funding.

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>>723051814

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>>723051742
They had cannons plus

"But if I have no room to escape, or if I run and am pursued to the wall or into a corner, where I cannot elude his fury, and have no other way to preserve my own Life from his violence but by taking his, there, I have an indisputable right to do it, and should be justified in warding thro' the blood of an whole army, if I had power to shed it and had no other way to make my escape." - John Adams, September 5, 1763

Sounds to me like a full auto

>>723051907
but it dosnt say that you dont need a license
it also is not talking about the art of arms
also if it wants 2 persons to be armed equal, it could just forbid all weapons, never saw such a bad written constitution

>>723051942
To fight our government when it starts getting uppity. But we're too lazy now. It would take something extremely radical.

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who needs culture, education, and great quality free health care when I got muh gunz and a double tipple cheeseburger with extra cow

>>723047256
this is precisely why americans get BTFO in half the wars they start. bunch of liberal cucks

>>723052018
yeah becaus he had a AK and a m4
hes talking rethorical, it has nothing to do with the kind of arm

>>723051942
You'd have to check the extensive professional literature for the full picture, but a simple explanation would be that weapons are more essential to survival (be it against foreign or domestic threats) than owning a car. Now, whether that's true depends on the cultural and geographical circumstances of the lawmaker. In this instance, it seems to be a reasonable assessment.

The fact that it's a lot less effective now that the government has tanks, helicopters and drones doesn't take away from the importance of the right.

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>>723051638

Wrong again, nigger. Full auto firearms DID exist back then. Your argument is invalid.

>>723052073
Exactly, something to make sure no one messes with me, good food, and more shit the the rest of you.

>>723052020
So forbid the military from having weapons? That's a stupid idea.
If shit hit the fan and our country collapses. I rather be in a country where all my neighbors have guns and can just shoot back at looters and the the military men who have no masters anymore


For it being so poorly written we are still head honcho right now.

>>723051979

You can thank Lincoln for that. After the end of the Civil War, the concept of State Sovereignty was pretty much destroyed.

>>723052073
That is American culture

>>723052158
first full auto rifle was build in 1900(we are not talking about gattlins here)
>b-b-but they had muh M4, they were murrican, they need a M4

>>723052073
We should have both, but since we are heavily capitalistic, they are gonna keep increasing the wealth disparity till those guns come in handy.

>>723052240
You can make a gun into a full auto in 30 minutes in a machinist shop. There is no point arguing about this.

>>723052208
im not talking about the military, im talking about untraind rednecks and niggers that can get a gun legal without a problem

>>723052240

Fine, "repeating" firearms since you want to be a pedantic cunt so that you don't have to admit you don't know jack shit.

>>723052322
still they did not had one in 1770, they didnt even had mags

>>723052344
>b-b-but rome had full auto catapults, so i can have my M4, or?

>>723052300
People keep complaining that our wage growth is so much worse then before the 50s, but they forget we dumped all the women into the work force after that meaning our working population literally doubled. Like that wouldnt cause wages to stagnate.
>>723052372
Does that mean we can have mounted machiine guns since hy had those back then? Jst not hand held ones? How about cannons are those fine? We had bombs guess we can have those.

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>>723052372

Wrong again, cockfag.

>>723043043
A pound of cheese fried in lard then allowed to cool and covered in butter and sugar. Cover with cheetos and Dr pepper. No idea what you'd have after the appetiser.

>>723048297
And there's plenty more where you can't

>>723052493
Its cool, I grabbed a tub of lard.

>>723052096
I'm saying that you have no argument, we should be allowed whatever the current standing infantrymen has and that's a full auto m16 today, how else would our second amendment be effective as intended?

>>723052327
If we didn't have guns those red necks and niggers be using knives or spears. Are we suppose to disarm everything that could hurt someone?
When shit goes down I rather have my few guns than have to fight niggers off with a spear.
Plus they would probably have guns anyway, so legal ownership is about the only way I can defend myself. Imagine me a good citizen trying to fight 6 niggers off with a sharp stick while they have illegal guns. Fuck that.

>>723052466
that isnt even a real gun, its a air soft with metal bullets

>>723052520

Irrelevant. Faggot said you can't gamble at all in the US. The exact number of places that it's allowed does not matter, fact does not change.

>>723052583
We know their going to say that wouldnt be a problem, but remember BIN THAT KNIFE

>>723043428
Nobody walks 1km in America. They waddle or mobility scooter a mile.

>>723052583
im saying you need to get a license to get a gun, get tested, show you know how and when to use it, its total fine if you have a gun than for me

>>723052590
Kind of like the austrian snipers during Napoleans time. Kind of famous for being undetectable. Still a gun.

>>723052590

Typical Eurotrash, don't know the first thing about guns as always. Just because it doesn't fit YOUR definition of a gun doesn't mean it's not a gun. Sorry buttercup, you lose again.

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ITT total dumbasses that think United States of America is the only exclusive America and totally ignorant that there are in fact 3 Americas. North, Central and South.

Ecuadorians, Colombians, etc are also "Americans."

Learn some geography.

>>723052640
kek

>>723052682
im fine with air softs with mags, but its not a gun, sorry

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SASQUATCH IS REAL COUS, I SAW HIM WITH MY OWN EYES

>>723052678
yeah the ones they used for hunt before and used in war because they had no other guns, was hated by the men becaus its range sucked

>>723052657
I don't understand what you said.
A gun is a tool. I can see both sides of what I think you said. I agree a person who wants a gun needs to be evaluated to make sure they know how to use it. On the other hand guns are tools, no one tests someone before they buy a knife.

I think gun laws should be stricter. But I will admit I've taken advantage of the private sale loophole.

>>723042728
stereotype much?

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WTF? this map might actually be right. So now that we have our new orange president people around the world think we're all fucking hicks? I was cool with the stupid references, but a fucking sheep fucker? shit, this is worse than I thought

>>723052812

It is a gun, not sorry. Read a fucking book, nigger.

>>723052903
yeah a strong airsoft gun
lets call it airhard gun ok?

>>723052812
>>723052903
Wait hes saying we can have fully auto airsoft guns. Im sure we can bring them up to par with normal guns so lets roll with it.

I dint spended 7 years in hischool to get a dregree in grade 10 so sum mexeecan ay-rab coud take ma jerb.

I dun did votered fer a man wat sez hes gonna put all us Murkins bak 2 werk by spendin a trilyin govment dollers so peepel like me can werk on Murka. Yuropours dont even got a trilyin greenbacks. Socialism is evil.

If yurop wasnt commernist them might have muny but theys broke.

Muka FUCK YA!

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>>723052872
The blue is the parts that's not American, those are where commieland is.

>>723052618
Fact is you have to potentially travel hours by plane just to do something most the world can do from their own bedroom

When the euros are asleep I never see a hate euro thread.
Europe is like the usa's bad ex girlfriend, stalking us, wanting us back, but trashing us constantly.

No one wants to talk to you euros cause all you ever talk about is the USA.

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>>723043486

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>taking a shit out in public, please don't look while I drop a log.

Sry, what 3rd world shit is this? All amercian restrooms have this huge gaps where people literally look inside to see if they're vacant.

>>723052971

Why? Unlike filthy Eurotrash peasants, we can already have full auto airshit in the US. For the life of me I will never understand why those cucks aren't allowed to have toy guns that "fire too fast." Airsoft guns are about as dangerous as spitball guns.

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>>723052872
You got those backwards

>>723042728
All my idols are black

BYE BYE OBAMACARE, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out! I don't work three jobs seventy hours a week and go to church on Sunday so some goddamn commie liberal college kid can get knocked up then kill their unborn baby for free. PRO CHOICE AIN'T NO CHOICE.

>>723050929

You're absolutely right, the long term Democrat states aren't shit. The rest is fucking garbage.

>>723053532
I agree, not on my tax dollar.

>>723052872
Those blue states need to sink into the ocean already.

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Proud American with an AK-47 under my bed (all black, edgy as can be).

Bought it 10 years ago, and the last time someone stole my nice little palm trees; I was asleep and didn't hear shit. Years later when they stole my car. They rolled it down my driveway and turned it on so far that I didn't hear shit; I was sleeping like a baby. Then when I got my wallet stolen behind a popular bar. I was fully awake this time, but they didn't give me a chance to go get my AK from under my bed. Oh, and they got me from behind. So even If I had the bitch one me it would've been useless.

Now, in my early 30's with a family and a decent job, and I would trade in my gun for free healthcare. Right now I'm paying close to $800 a month for a family plan. Sad

>>723053950
this guy knows shit

owning a gun is ok, it needs to be strickter in the US, but its cool
on the other hand you wont need a gun 99.99% of your live

healthcare on the otherside is kinda nice to have

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>>723042728

American healthcare is the best in the whole world! Even if I have used almost third of my income on health insurances and still can't afford treatment, at least none of my money went to people who didn't deserve it. Enjoy your taxes eurocucks!

>>723049678
>FREEDOM FRIES

>Shit commie cartridge