Ever been to jail/prison /b/?

>>723042181
Yeah, did three years for heroin and pills. Luckily Im disabled so I was kept in a solo unit separate from genpop.

>>723042327
What disability?

>>723042521
Double leg amputee

>>723042570
Shit Nigger. I bet you got raped daily then.

>>723042613
I already said I was kept seperate for my safety. Rape isnt near as common as people think and never happens in solo units. Only danger I was ever in was dying of boredom.

Nope

>>723042181
Yeah I got thrown in isolation for three days while my lawyer did his thing to get me out. I was stripped naked and given a vest. It wasn't fun

T H I C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C

Yeah.

Anyone rape/get raped in prison?

Did a couple weeks in Joe Arpaio's tents in AZ quite a few years back. It was in August and hot as fuck. Each guy had two tall water bottles and would stand in line at a huge tank to get them filled throughout the day. I would nap mid afternoon and wake up in a pool of sweat. You were able to trade out your bedding whenever tho so.. Had to jack off in a port-a-potty, the running joke was whatever guy supposedly jacked it often, was turned on by the smell of shit.. it's the little things that keep you going. The worst was the hunger, you are fed only twice a day, midmorning and dinner time evening and most of the time, I personally, wouldn't touch half of it. I read a 500 page or so book called the Fifth Angel, by Greene in less than 24 hrs, highly recommend it.

>>723042181

I would risk it for an hour with that

>>723042570
>>723042708
>>723042327
can we see your stumps?

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>Me and my friend drinking vodka on bench in public at 2 am
>Blaze up
>Everythinggood.jpeg
>Three cops start walking towards us
>I say "Chill we cool"
>He takes off running
>Police throw me to the ground
>"U ARE PUBLIC ENTOXICATE AND WEED"
>Spend 5 months in prison

I got arrested for throwing a picnic table at someone last year. I was let out the next day and nothing has come of it since.

>>723043201
5 Months for that?

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>>723042181

>>723042181
sauce op?

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>>723042181


Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.
>cut the carbs fatso

>>723043201
I wanna smoke with this girl and hear her stories

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>>723043733
You think I would even come here if had my own qt concubine

Back to fap

One night in jail.
Possession of MJ and dui.

Spent a night for shoplifting. It was terrible, smelled like piss and disinfectant which gave me the worst headache beds are pretty much just 2inch plastic mats on a metal slab, nigger and spic graffiti everywhere. Cops were cool though since it was my first and only offense. Whole thing made me realize stealing wasn't worth it though. Had to pay fines and court fees, plus a year of probation, and an anti-theft class. Ended up spending about $5000 for a class B misdemeanor.

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5 years involuntary manslaughter. Truth be told it was completely on purpose but I had a good paid lawyer no public pretender.

>>723045477
You killed a bigger?

You should tell the story and include and details that may assist anyone in the same situation

>>723042181
Girl in pic could give the ultimate facesitting.

>>723045477
Why did you do it?

>>723044776
I was skimming the thread and I thought you said shitposting.

>>723042181
How does one obtain a body like this?

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>>723046016
nigga you'd die

>>723046440
If pussy kill me, it's a good death.

>>723046440
Is taking something to the utmost extreme not the definition of ultimate?

>>723043733
Nigga I wank because I have high testosterone and want get horny, I go to the gym and fuck bitches

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>>723046404
By eating lots of crabby patties

>>723043733
cracker

>>723047111
Firstt tryy