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what would you tell your doctor of you think you have carpal tunnel syndrome- if it's definitely from jacking off way too much AND you don't want him to know that you jack off way too much?
bonus points for creativity.
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>>723040984
Say you have been into speed shotgun competitions, and you suffer in your pumping hand
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>>723040984
literally who cares?
If you're posting here, you clearly don't have a lot of dignity in the first place so whatever.
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>>723040984
Tell him you got a shakeweight and you're worried it's giving you tennis elbow.
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>>723040984
Yeah, lie to the guy that works on human bodies like machines for a living. I'm sure that will work out well. They won't give a fuck anon. You could go in with a hemorrhoid on your ass from your boyfriend pounding you too hard and they're not going to care.
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'Doc I think I fucked up my hand sitting on the computer all day can you check it out?'
???
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>>723040984
tell him you dont jack off way too much
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>>723040984
>Doc I've been fingering my sister way too much lately and I think you gotta check this out
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Just say you play league or dota, to cover it up and solidify it you can get him to check for brain cancer aswell
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