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I need to get at least 2 grand by august to pay off room and

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I need to get at least 2 grand by august to pay off room and board fees for college. What can i do for the least amount of work
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Get a job
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>>723040916
Manual labour. No need to stress or over think. Also if you can't amass 2k in this long time than you are probably not very good with money.
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>>723040916
sell weed...
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If you're in college, you can do basic algebra right?
You need $2000 in 30 days. Let's put reality into play. Not everyone works 30 days straight, so lets take 2 days per week away, 4 weeks in a month, that means you need to make $2k in 22 days. Which means you need to make $90 a day. This is if you get a 8 hour a day job, 40 hours a week. So that means you need to make $11.25 /hr.
Balance that out with full time college, yeah, that's not going to happen even with all the planets aligning. You're better off playing the lottery.
Last ditch effort. Go on the dark web, buy as much drugs as you can get your hands on, resell at school for 200% markup.
that's the only way.
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>>723040916
Get a contract to hit someone, easy $5000
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>>723041713
>by august
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>>723041275
Manatee be damned, you're retarded. Don't listen to this faggot, OP. Sell a drug that will actually make you money. I get vials of LSD for around $300 and make ten times that after I blotter it out. I also extract DMT from canary grass, but that's mostly for personal use. When I do sell it, $100 a gram, /b/ro
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>>723040916
Sell drugs
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>>723042163
Oh, well fuck it. That's 6 months away. $2k is easy to get then in that amount of time. Get a part time job at walmart/starbucks/soul sucking job. You only need to make $11 per day. That's PER DAY. Pan handle at the exit of the highway. Street entertainer, beating on a empty bucket with a upside down hat full of quarters.
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>>723040916
Don't listen to these fags below
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>>723042696
Selling drugs is for niggers and spics, do something classy and learn how to steal cars, or kill someone for money
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>>723042610
OP is dumb as fucking nails. He won't have the aptitude to figure out basic chemistry of distributing higher level drugs that would require diluting without giving someone too much LSD and killing them.
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>>723043035
Yes, you're absolutely right. The last thing we need is more morons flooding the market with shitty or even dangerously prepared drugs. I'll see myself out...
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>>723040916
Realistically, if you're going for a part-time job, at ~20hr/wk you're looking at a job that'll pay $11.25/hr (adjusted 35% for taxes). Costco starts at $11/hr.

If you're going for one of those cash-in-hand jobs, you're looking at $8.33/hr.

This is purely $2000 met in 6 months don't forget you need to buy food and pay for housing, gas, utilities, entertainment...

Get to work. Window-shop for 'Now Hiring' signs. Look at sites like monster.com. It really isn't hard. So long as you have something under your belt to show a work ethic, you'll get something decent. If you haven't had a job before, get used to cart pushing or burger flipping for shit money, and try to snipe as many hours as you can.
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>>723040916
Buy kilo brick of pure coke off your lawnmower man. Cut it to about 5kg of powder with whatever you find under the sink. Sell dimebags to college kids.

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