/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

Why are IDs even gone?

>>723033333
THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE NEW ZEALAND

>>723033333
god dammit

>>723033333
fucking what...

Sheep fuckers

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>>723033333
Repeating numbers game strong

>>723033333
a fucking waste

>>723033547
Not if we get ID's back

>>723033333
I hope this is a good omen.

Been climbing up a tree with the chainsaw today, was pretty fun.

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>>723033118

>>723033999
Fucking checked. Digits on point tonight.
Did the tree get smaller as the day went on?

>>723034125
Yes, just as planned.

>>723033448
>>723033450
>>723033481
>>723033712
ignore him

You guys know where you're going in life? I've been working on my long term plan.

>1. Get my inheritance.
>2. Buy a shitty $20K house in some nowhere town.
>3. Drink myself to death in peace.

bitch nigga.

>>723034880
imblying you will get any inheritence money you fucked cunt.

>>723033547
>>723034663
samefag

>>723034236
bet you don't even wear proper chaps you cockie fuck

Why is BF1 such a shit game.

>>723035433
Don't even know what those are.

>>723035700
>EA

>>723033118
Test

>>723035713
typical fucking cockie. no fucking safety, beat you don't wear a helmet on your quad either

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>>723035107

Have a stats exam tomorrow, pray for me

>>723035764
Did it work?

>>723035800
did this nigga just assume someone else's gender?

>>723035845
do you smash fanny?

>>723035947
as a transgirl I'll have you know I rape like a duck

WTF is up with New Zealand city names?

Pukemoremore, Whatawhata (pronounced FuckaFucka), Rimjob Lane, I mean seriously wth lol . Go on a map of New Zealand map anywhere and youll find the craziest names. If you need a place to start and need your hand held, check out around Cambridge, NZ. Total wankerville names

>>723036015
anonnz show cock pls

>>723035845
Kyrie eleison

Christe eleison

>>723036052
literally not anonnz

>>723036163
show cock anyway.

>p.s i'm not gay

>>723036214
not allowed you fucking degen

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how about those saffas beating us in the cricket again eh :(

someone bring me 4 large frozen drinks.

Anyone seen any good movies lately?

>>723036646
HAHAHAHA no

>>723036494
it's okay, it was a great game considering the pretty average target we set for them to get.

>>723036651
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!

>>723036646
where you located

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>Christchurch

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Can I just ask, what is even New Zealand?

You never come up in the world. No geopolitical value. Nothing that even says "New Zealand". You and your flag are confused with Aussies.

Movies and TV are filmed there, and you fly planes to Antarctica.

Even though I have no idea what you are supposed to be, I still like the idea of you.

>>723036900
El Capitolo my dude.

>>723036875
Fucking kek

>>723037027
if you were in Dunedin i'd happily do it for ya

>>723037027
>my dude
off yourself

How often do you guys think about suicide? Couple of times a day for me.

>>723037250
Often enough

>>723037101
tymd
>>723037152
I jack off myself all the tim
>>723037064
ahh yes, I see you know your judo well.

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>>723037328
top posting

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anyone else having a hard time quitting fapping to trap porn? it's the only thing that gets me hard these days and i'm considering going through with it in real life. i'm not gay though.

>>723036023
whatawhata sounds like fotta-fotta

>>723037443
you are gay

>>723037443
It's like smoking, never start.

>>723037443
going through with becoming a trap?

>>723037443
just try it, you might hate it. i suck a dick on average about once every 8 weeks to prove to myself that i'm still not gay

>>723038020
going through with letting a trap breed me

>>723034880
All the possibility in the world and that's really all you want to do?
I mean it sounds kinda comfy but also pretty fucking sad

Life sucks.

>>723038093
are you okay with having little trappy children?

I got given a mecha tbag in bf1.

>>723038636
I hate myself and want to die but I don't have the nerve to kill myself. Also alcohol lets me forget about how much I hate myself, so that's nice.

>>723038817
have you ever tried not being a miserable faggot? man up, get a job, get a girlfriend and just be better

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Sup faggots, wellys checking in

>>723038817
Why do you hate yourself? You'd do better to commit one way or the other instead of sitting on the fence.
Either accept that you'll kill yourself so you stop caring and have some fun before you go, or accept that you won't and start fixing your shitty life so it isn't shitty

>>723038918
Yeah, didn't work.

What you guys listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfS2dZuWRhM

>>723038817
this is a great situation
it means you have complete freedom to do whatever you want
because you won't lose anything if you fail
instead of doing the things people traditionally think give a life meaning
do whatever the fuck you actually want to do
and if you don't know
then just go look around the world
until you see something you like
and do that

>>723039598
your mother

>>723039598
perfume at the moment. Not really feeling their latest single, but the B-Single is alright.

>>723039925
link?

>>723039598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fakxhTwgILE

Feels.

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any more grace?

tfw find out tomorrow if I'm going to a psych to get my titty skittles

>>723040905
Fucking yes please

>>723041045
Titty skittles? You mean HRT?

>>723034473
mike?

>>723041143
yes. feminems if you will

>>723041045
I look forward to doing your evaluation.
Most of you fuckers that come through are retarded as fuck and think that this will fix your life.

It sickens me to be honest.

>>723041045
post flat chest or gtfo

>>723041246
i will literally cuck you

>>723041521
no you won't

>>723041529
no

>>723041045
do you like males or females?

Invercargill reporting

>>723041708
My condolences.

>>723041604
neither

>>723041708
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>723041825
why don't you just chop your dick off?

>>723042064
They gotta turn the dick inside out, stupid.

>>723042107
I've seen that gif. Fuck me, it's concerning.

>>723042107
don't become a "female" you faggot.
you will never be a woman.

>>723036945
me too

>>723042064
I'd rather something I don't like that's functional than a glorified stab wound

>>723042158
i'm more of a woman than you will ever be, faggot

>>723041596
then gtfo

>>723040905
MOAR

>>723042304
Can you birth children?
Will you get a period?

Fuck off you abomination.
Your father should have had a wank.

>>723042523
it's 2017 you fucking moron. just because i can't have children doesnt mean i'm not a woman

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>>723033118
>General On /b/

Kill yourselves you fucking retards

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>>723038952
What up bitch petone reporting in

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>>723042523

>>723033703
Go to fucking reddit you cancer poster

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>>723033333

>>723042615
yes it fucking does you dumb piece of shit.

>>723035800
The most ridiculous paint-shop I've ever seen.

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>>723042937
>that's the joke

>>723043083
ew

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>>723043190
faggot

>>723038952
cbd here

>>723043219
ew faggot

>>723043190
>>723043367
ignore him

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>>723043367

>>723043452
ew

>>723043452
ew faggot.

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>>723043452
why the fuck would this dumb whore put haha in it.
that shit isn't a laughing situation.
fucking haha before a question mark?

who the fuck taught this hoe?
your granpapa needs to slap yo shit.

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There is only one true god.

Quercys nudes are better

>>723043681
don't get your panties in a twist faggot.

>>723043452
Where them auckland nudes?

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>>723043732
are you actually serious or sarcastic

>>723043713
F

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>>723043732

>>723043820
actually having areola big enough to write on.

>>723043820
Never joking when it comes to her. Who has her ass?

>>723044055
you literally have no standards.

>>723043820
This shit nasty as fuck

>>723044055
lmao apparently she's sent them privately but i dont think she's posted them on here

>>723044121
I do, I love big busty blondes

>>723036023
Aussie is 100x worse mate look at their maps seriously

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>>723040246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AWIqXzvX-U

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Who has them auckland nudes?

>>723044193
>>723043732
hi Quercy

>>723044615
Not Quercy, want her nudes

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Auckland girl 22 year old

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>>723040246
>>723044311
comfy track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6Tv-I9S9Uk

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>>723044853

>>72304490
them some far apart tits.

>>723044907
I'd fuck that

>>723043732
t. uke

>>723044853
Moar

>>723044881
Aphex is dope. Not sure about comfy, but this is where I've ended up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TexeOqkGZ1Y

What else are you up to besides the music, anon?

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>>723045521
Lurking liveleak atm. Not a whole lot else

its hot as fu

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>>723045521
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=28c_1464821786
wbu?

twerking is fukn stooopid

>>723044853
Who is this ??

nu phone hu dis

Dead.

it cant die if you constantly shitpost

>>723038952
can i live in your house .
i will pay you 100$ a week
more if need be

>>723049158
Why do you need a place to stay?