Best jew joke GO

>>723032478
you must be jew here

Jews rule the world

Whay aren't you laughing goy

Worst part of being a black jew?
>standing in the back of the oven

How did the grand Canyon form?
>jew dropped a nickel down a gopher hole

Why do jews have big noses?
>because air is free

>>723032478
Contriboot OP

What did the Jewish Paedophile say to the child?
>Hay kid! Wanna BUY some candy

How can you tell Jews moved in next door?

Toilet paper on the washing line

>>723033377
A Catholic and Jewish priest are sitting on a park bench when a little boy walks by.
The Catholic says to the new, don't you just want to screw that little boy?
And the jew says 'out of what?'

>>723032478
Ur mom

Jew is eating sandwich...

Money sandwich!

The holocaust

>>723032773
>because air is free
Kek

Jew did jew jew the Jew jewing jewer? Jew jewed Jew out of jew to jew the jew Jew J.E.W. jewwark, jew.

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seig hiel

Jews control the media

BA-dum tiss

Isn't Judaism a joke by itself?

Why do German shower heads have eleven holes?

Jews only have ten fingers.

>>723033942
Kek

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>>723032478
how was copper wire invented?

>2 jews were fighting over a penny

>>723034873
it's pronounced "throat warbler mangrove but it's spelt l u x u r y y a c h t "

why did Hitler kill himself?

he saw his gas bill.

What's the biggest dilemma for a Jew? Free Pork.

How do you fit 11 Jews in a car?

2 in the front 3 in back and 6 in the ashtray

>>723032478
How do they take the census in Israel?

They roll a nickel down the street.

>>723032478

>what is the one-word term for a cash register?
>jewbox.

what is the shortest jewish joke?
I'll pay.

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How do u make copper wire?
Give 2 jews a penny and have them fight for it.

What happens when a jew with an erection walks into the wall?
He breaks his nose.

what's the difference between a black jew, and a white jew? the black jew goes to the back of the stove

>>723032478
trump is a jew and you faggots idolize him. best joke ever

>>723034137
you mean LOLocaust!!

>>723037612
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>>723032478
Fuck off with this crap.

>>723038563
go to bed sonny you're all tuckered out and cranky

Y'all basic niggas


Three Jews go in on the lottery and win.

Being jews,they can't decide the proper way to split the money. This goes on for a few days until finally the oldest Jew says "I've got it! We will split two thirds between ourselves,and give a third to the Germans!"

The other two,baffled. Ask why.


The old Jew smiles and rolls up his sleeve. "They gave us the numbers to play on"

>>723033942

That's really good

>>723032478
I got one, but it'll cost you.

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This

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