You're in a one on one cage match with Jesus. Wat do

Pummel his ass with a steel chair.

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>>723032193
praise the Lord and ask for mercy

Distract him with the choir boy, he'll be too busy to fight.

I'd fuck him in the ass

hot

Nothing, can't fight what isn't real.

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>>723033461

I turn the other cheek

lol I'd ask him if he's into S&M

Ask him if he got help standing his crucifix up in the ring or if he just miracled that shit

Shoot him with a gun.
Chances are all he brought was a knife.

>>723032193
not be fiction

>>723032193
Have a one on one talk about life.

No one says we have to fight.

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Bring a nail gun

>>723032193
pray to his dad

Be Mohammed.

Dive underwater

>>723032193
You punch him in the cheek of course

>>723036338
kek

>>723036338
lold irl.

>>723033461
Supposedly Jesus was a real person (some Palestinian Jew). Abrahamic religious beliefs are bullshit though, you're right on that.

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>>723036011
Weak

roll for dubs with JC smoke weed and lift with the lord

>>723036877
hallelujah

>unsheathes katana
>disappear into black feathers and teleport behind him
"Looks like you don't take after your father, bud."
>stab him through the heart and absorb his blood into my katana

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meme

>>723032193
Pray.
>Jesus answers prayer.
>Throws fight.
>???
>Profit.

Fucking faggots in this thread don't know how to roll.

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>>723035933
this

>>723032193
Seriously tho I wonder who was the creator of fine piece of art.

Heel hook that bitch

>>723032193
pray he loses. done

pin him and fuck him

I saw him tag with HBK against Vince McMahon and Shane O'Mac. Fuckin pussy didn't even tag in. Left during the middle of the match.

I'd rek him in a cage match.

I'd give him the 'ol superfly snukah. That's right, i'd push him down a flight of stairs

>>723040309
Holy kek 5/7