Whats one life lesson that you learned the hard way?

never trust a junkie, even if that junkie was once your best friend

you cant expect people to do what you do for them

also, more than half of the majority of the people you will meet will be so fucking dumb its unbelievable

War is the beginning of Civilization.

College is not a prerequisite for success.

>>723031024
This

You don't fail if you don't try

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If youre going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole, make sure you sedate him first.

I managed to suck the log out but holy fuck does andy put up a fight

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>>723031156

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Hand sanitizer does not make for good lube.

No matter how awesome you thought it would be to jizz in your own mouth, it isn't.

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>>723031263

Life isn't always like the movies, and you should sent your expectations to that level

Don't fall in love with a drug addict. She'll love her habit more than she could ever love you or herself for that matter which brings me to number two:

Don't ever date a girl that doesn't love herself.

Attitude is everything. When you have a shitty attitude it affects everything that you do. Nothing will hold you back more than a bad attitude.

Never get into cars with a drunk friend on the big weekend party before being shipped out to boot camp.

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If andy says he took laxatives then youre in for a real treat

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>>723031206

its better just to do it now rather than procrastinating

You need to pay your dues. Swallow your pride, start out at the bottom and work your way up.

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"Just be yourself" and "girls like nice boys" is the biggest bullshit.

Never pass up an opportunity to move forward. Keep moving forward and if you stop to rest then you will miss so many great things in life.

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>>723031039
>you cant expect people to do what you do for them
damn i dont know you but i dont like you, you sound like a god awful person

When it comes to work, there's no substitute for knowing people.

No man is an island.

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>>723030831
The system always wins

>>723030831

Always use condoms.

Don't help someone who is not willing to help himself/herself.

Time waits for no one.

There's really nothing wrong with being independent/antisocial. People just either end up letting you down or betraying you in the end.

Never catch feeling for a fwb, even if she says she liked you as well.

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>>723030831

Don't trust women.

>>723031418
The universe saved you from 4 years of bullshit or an IED to the face, also an hero due to ptsd

looks don't matter as much as the media displays it does because everyone knows right that you wouldn't marry and spend time with a girl if u couldn't talk to her

>>723030831
Blood is not an obligation, regardless of what anyone tells you.

be nice to people
care about your education
try to be a better person

>>723031511
no "just be yourself" is the real shit if people cant hang then fuck em they dont deserve your time anyway

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That the world is a piece of shit

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Dont beleive andy sixx when he says he doesnt have any more logs of shit.

Theres always more logs of shit

Nobody cares about anybody else them themselves, without any exception.
People don't want to take responsibility for their actions, doesn't matter if it is a small accident

Fuck everyone elses problems, every motherfucker in the world has problems. Deal with them or STFU.

>the true true

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It is possible to suck so hard on andy sixxs asshole that food he hasnt even eaten yet comes out

>>723031769
"myself" is an asshole, I don't think i could be myself and get away with it

>>723031551
Shit fam, just as I was starting to believe I was Madagascar

>>723031947
yes it is

>>723031635
Going in for an aircraft mechanic. Then use my GI bill for further education to receive a degree. No grunt here my man.

>>723031206
>>723031438
>>723031793
You really don't like yourself, yes? It's probably centered around your lack of creativity and self control. Infant.

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If andy sixx ate nothing but matzoh or anythong else that makes you constipated, do not try to suck a log of shit out his asshole. Your lungs WILL collapse

This wolrd dosen't give a shit about us human so don't give a fuck about the world. Let it burn of destroy itself idfc

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>>723030831
If you're going to put things in your butt, remember to use some sort of lubricant.

>>723032095
Hey man i thought they were pretty funny

>>723032102
ok i won't then

>>723031545
i have done good for people and they have repayed me with lies and backstab, is what i meant lol

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>>723031349
>tfw i don't love myself and never did, nobody ever did
>tfw i want to be the best girl in the world
>tfw i'm doomed forever because i don't know where to begin

why am I really that bad??

I would do anything for my daddy.

This thread is bait for edgy faggots

Once u go black...

>>723031769
not if you are a cynical, self-sabotaging and pessimistic racist.

You think a fat hairy ass and your neckbeard keeps you from getting in bed with some girl? lel, the only thing that is really female kryptonite is under-achievement and pessimism.

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>>723030831
If you plan on sucking a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole, make sure he ate a fiber one bar right before.
Your lungs WILL collapse on you

>>723031569
i believe u mean, asocial
and psychologically, man literally cannot survive alone

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>>723030831

Never trust anyone, even your mother. You're the only one who cares about you. Everyone else is out to fuck you over. EVERYONE.

>>723031418
im interested in this story

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>>723031257

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Don't mention German history to normie scum. You'll get a talk from dad and grandma will call you racist

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Dont try sticking your cock up andy's ass when he has to shit then try pissing out a string of shit. It will not work and you will get an infection of some kind

>>723031511
> sees pic
>knew it would be dubs

>>723032329
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>>723032250
You're probably disgusting or psychotic, since you're on this site.

You really are beyond help.

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>>723030831
Never make any financial commitments for someone you're fucking.

You can't make someone else love you. No matter how hard you try.

Promises are everything, apologies mean nothing

>>723032366
I wouldn't fuck you over bro. But I don't want to prove this to you because then I might be the reason you start trusting the world again, and then someone will, inevitably, fuck you over. I'll have fucked you over indirectly by causing this.

The only way for me to save you is to never let you truly believe I care...

Fuck you. Don't come near me or I'll fucking stab you and steal your shit.

>>723032750
Words mean nothing, period. Actions are all we can really trust to any degree, and even those can be false. People do "good" things to get what they want too.

>>723032417
Nothing of note. Just ending up being arrested riding in a stolen car I had no knowledge of and hit with a burglary tools charge for a toolbox that was in the backseat that was owned by the owner of said car. Funny how that worked.

>>723030831
Abusing alcohol leads to ostracism from family and loved ones, while treading the path to homelessness. My choices are my own.

>>723030831
Wear a condom while having sex with strangers... it hurts

>>723032366
>>723032835

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtcbYTitMvo

>>723030831
Life is nothing but meaningless despair and the harder I look for happiness, the worse it gets.

>>723030831
The truth will set you free. Being a bitch and not keeping it real gets ya fucked. Work, life, everywhere.

lesson I learned: If someone threatens suicide call their bluff rather than having to live with the uncertainty and constant walking on eggshells routine.

>>723033007
right in the feels

>>723033094
Try being positive ya cunt. Maybe life is harsh to you because you're a lightening rod of negative energy...

>>723032959
damn son, thats wild. Where you about to head to meps or to be shipped out somewhere?

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>>723032240
>i have done good for people and they have repayed me with lies and backstab, is what i meant lol

You don't do good expecting something in return. You do good because that is your nature. If someone returns good with bad then that is their nature.

>>723030831
>russians and chinese
>shouldve gone with democracy

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>>723032654
That was actually severely unwarranted and you have no reason to believe that.

Speak for yourself, stranger. Maybe that's just you. Stop projecting.

Never trust a fart

Never never never never never trust a nigger. Not even a quadroon. The 1/4 nigger will ruin the 3/4 white.

Also, women are whores.

>>723033570
This

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>>723031568
>Don't help someone who is not willing to help himself/herself.
This is the best one ITT, by far.

Especially when the subject in question seems to never improve, regardless of how much time has passed.

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If you couldn't get a girlfriend irl, you damn-sure can't get one on dating apps.

>>723033570
>Never never never never never trust a nigger.
100% ↑

people don't get it

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Never never never use andy sixxs warm log of shit as a dildo to fuck your pussy with.

The bacteria from the shit will fertilize your egg cells and you will have a retarded shit baby to raise. Just dont do it

>>723030831

people generally mean well, but most are fucking useless when it counts

>>723033273
Ready to be shipped the following Monday to boot camp. Already sworn in and good to go.

>>723033945
Who the fuck is this Andy Sixx faggot? He seriously needs to be biopsied like the cancer he is, then burned out with fucking radiation treatment.

>>723030831
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAADING is good

>>723033868
>100% Knuth up arrow notation with no exponent

>>723030831
Always start the way you intend to continue.
IE Don't hit her with The Lot and then back off later. Start easy and pace yourself.
People's actions mean more than their words.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

>>723034076
Some shit tier musician. I forget which band. Not sure why someone decided it would be funny to force the meme though.

>>723032250
Not that Anon, but I do believe people can love someone even if they don't love themselves. People tend to disagree with this and will say that you must love yourself in order to love others, but I don't think that's true at all. People in general love themselves too much and won't be able to love someone more than they love themselves, which, for society, is the right thing to do, but that's because they don't understand the beauty behind loving someone more than anything, you being included. If you talk about this with someone, they might get mad at you, and that's simply because they, almost unconsciously, realize that they're being somewhat selfish, but since they can't stop loving themselves, they just can't step back. I personally believe that if you don't love yourself, all that love that is supposed to be for you, will go to that special person you love the most, which literally means that you love that person more than absolutely anything, and that is beautiful.

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>>723031206

>>723034088
eke

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>>723034284
That... Was beautiful, Anon.

>>723033945
Is Seth Rogan writing all these? Or are you just retarded?

>>723032533
>>723031511

checked

Tay Sway blessed this thread.

Don't fuck/date/get involved with your roommates.

>>723030831
don't flash in public

life's lessons come in such a different way than you would ever expect. be open to them

>>723031024
Agreed. But I knew this before I dated her. So I never gave her my keys, never came inside her, never married her when she wanted one of those overnight vegas weddings.

Now she's gone and with some other poor son of a bitch.

But for some reason. Even though I know she's not capable of loving me. Her drugs will always come first in her mind.

I miss her every day.

>>723030831
if you drink and drive don't speed

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>>723033570
>>723033713
>>723033868
>>723034133
>>723034338

>>723034625
sup lucas

>>723034069
where were you gonna be shipped out to? One of my air force friends just got a dishonorable discharge for failing a drug test. He was on his 3rd year, aircraft mechanic too, coming home from alaska tho

>>723034653
I fuckin' learned that one alright

>>723031551
I'm fucking ibiza!

>>723033497
God that projecting meme is so stale.

"Hurrdurr I've been insulted, you must fit the psychological profile of a 12 year old schoolyard bully"

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>>723030831
when you get married, all that to have and to hold faithfulness is bullshit.
Women are whores

Nobody cares about you, only what you can offer to the world that's worth something to them.

>>723035266
Women are indeed whores. I wish it didn't fuck me up so bad.

>>723030831
Females on every social level are hypergamist whores

Liberalism is a dangerously infectious meme

>>723032294
whore. kill yourself. all is lost, and your father hates you

>>723031971
Im an asshole all the time and i get away with it.

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>>723032706
reeeeel talk

>>723032250
Stop that attitude. It only attracts low self esteem fuckwits. You'll never be happy like that.

>>723030831
Don't drink and navigate four chan, Alcohol and drugs lead you to troubles like loose your grill friend, family and job (job is a constant on the loose).
Never relax and be honest on a party.
Don't be the drunk on a group.
Don't mix alcohol and drugs.
Don't expose your self and your IP in a post like this one.

>>723030831
It has to be consensual.

>>723030831
don't talk to or listen to white people

Don't fuck with a bear.

>>723035353
feels bang

>>723035756
Shut the fuck up, shitskin, and do what you're told.

>>723033282
you expect at least respect

don't believe someone that treats me like their only friend.
I befriended someone.
They only talked to me.
They started warming up to others and now we kinda barely talk, only for work related stuff.
I think I fucked up on my behalf for taking it seriously and getting a bit jealous.

>>723035756
You are wrong, whitebros know what they're doing

>>723035925
Except for this one, he is powerless without charisma

>>723036141
I might not have charisma, but I do have a buggywhip and a pistol. Those do a lot to incite obedience.

>>723030831
Stop being a fucking beta or else a god damn omega will become the alpha and ruin your shit and plans

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>>723030831

Don't put toothpaste on your ball sack.

>>723030831
- do not date a member of your band. However, this applies to any tight working collective, as long as the people in it cannot be easily replaced.

- do not cheat. the thrill is not worth it.

>>723036112
its alright anon, some people are just insecure and scared of dying alone ;'(

>>723035074
He/she was right though. You assumed a lot and for no reason you lashed out. Who knows if you're projecting though.

>>723036204
You probably shouldn't have shared those pistols with the people you were trying to enslave

>>723036438
Oh goddammit. I KNEW I fucked up somehow.

>>723036417
i guess, i do have friends but he/she was kind of special.
friends are all i can have because im too autistic to be in a romantic relationship lol

>>723033841
TRUTH

Guys outnumber girls on those dating sites 10:1. There's a lot of stuck up 6/10s that will NEVER give you a chance because you're not a 10/10 male model.

Meeting someone from a dating app is awkward as shit anyways. Just stick to meeting women IRL. Way less hassle and heart ache

>>723030831
Once she goes black, don't take her back.

In fact never trust her again at your home or place of business. She's just another nigger, now.

>>723034961
DUI? Manslaughter?

>>723035619
>Never relax and be honest on a party.
Why/Explain?

>>723037085
DUI and simple assault
they dropped it down from assault on an officer

I'm just glad i didn't hurt anyone or myself

>>723030831
Don't take anything for granted. Nothing. Ever.

>>723031551

Well, slap my ass and call me Corsica!

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>>723030831

Know the difference between what you're seeing, and what people are telling you you're seeing.

>>723034088
a new shipment from iFunny?

>>723030831
dont take drugs!

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>>723030831
>Addiction is a terrible thing, but something you can overcome.
>People only listen once they realise you dont care what they think
>Validation needs to come from within.
>Never trust a junkie
>Wear protection with filthy tarts.
>Hard work and results are all that matter in the end.
Hard way is the only way to learn.

>>723030831
When talking to someone that you're interested in, don't tell them too much about yourself. Only do if you're already together and even then just tell them if you feel like you can. Telling others anything about yourself just causes them to either want them to deal with less of you or they would pity you. Even if she asks just say you're ok and maybe one day you can tell her what's going on. Then she will either lose contact with you by then or she just never cares

One night stands are bad ideas. Even with condoms.

Case in point, tomorrow I gotta get a herpes test, but I'm pretty fucking sure I got it.

Fuck my life. She said she doesn't have anything, I'm like "THE HELL YOU DON'T YOU LYING CUNT"

>>723035266
this!

>>723037713
>Validation needs to come from within.
I'm pretty sure the only situations where this is true is when you've accidentally killed a family in a car crash or some shit.
I'm pretty sure in 99.9% of situations it doesn't matter whether you validate what you do or not because it doesn't matter anyway.

>>723037862
never actually thought of it this way. It's kind of scary.

if you have a family member who's a sociopath, remember it's not your fault. don't believe a word of it.

and if they seem like they are actively trying to repel friends, don't try to stop it.

- How do you know a woman is lying?
- She's texting.

Never take ANYTHING for granted a woman doesn't tell you in your face, up close, in person.

We sit in the center of a spider-widdled dome we call existence. Everything we say and do gets us entangled in a bondage that affects not only us but those that we are in stronger Congress with than the daily "hello how are you" shrapnel we face on a daily basis. Examine your self, your health, those that you interact with and ask yourself the core question...why? Maybe it is what. I can't be certain but what I can is this, if you can't see the sun in that oppression, than your base existence is breathe in breathe out do do do be less less less

>>723030831
It's okay to be alone.

>>723037976
What are you talking about?

I mean validation as in your self-validation because I've seen what happens when it comes from the outside. Terrible break-ups, breakdowns and crisis.

People need to help themselves and relate and help their family and friends and business associates and color their personality and mentality and business and studies in the never ending spectrum and merry go around of life and thinking and debating and relating.....

Women always know why but forget the situation later on
Men Neber know why but will remember the reason forever

read books and try to understand poems
cannot stress how crucial this is

>>723030831
trips never lie

U should treat every 3 days of ur life like they're ur last 48 or 50 hours or one week of life and work hard and study hard and network smart and do the right thing and make smart decisions and do what uve always wanted to do spiritual,t physically mentally emotionally intellectually economical,t politically socially......

>>723037003
im a female and girls who have high expectations like that are disgusting and shallow

No matter how many friends you may gain and find people to call family, it doesn't change that in the end all you have is yourself.

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>>723033569
This man has lived

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>>723030831
The truth about globalists.

The truth about immigration, by the numbers:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gOn9MuFimo

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)

>https://youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412

The Holocaust:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGP_evkvOk

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxpIsep4160

Never try.

Dont drink and drive

>>723030831
never trust a woman when she said she us on the pill

>>723030831
Never skip out on the check when dining at a Dennys with a streetwalking prostitute.

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Gotta ignore the drama and if doesn't matter if u cry or bleed or get drafted down the stairs or thrown out a window or if they curse and persecution eu and burn u at a stake and imaginary tree u gotta keep moving and find what u love and that one Ina million chance and probs I lift that ull fit in as a square hole among a sea of roundlegs...... Gotta put away what other think replace things like karma and destiny and mantra and simplicity and focus and mix and match just find what u really really love and what u care about in the back of ur mind it will always be ok......

U can leave behind 3 days or 10 years or 50 years or 100 years or 6 months or 50 days or 500 years of nothing but intellectual theory and emotional debate and spewing thoughts and activities and feelings and weird concepts and religions and politics and businesses and art but one day ull most certainly be right in the right place or right idea or right person.......

>>723038894
wouldnt it be hilarious to become sterile and shank a bitch trying to get you to pay for child support (im a girl and i hate those kinds of women)

you can't ever avoid feeling like complete shit no matter what you do

>>723031263
your baby batter could be doctors but nope you (probably butt naked) unloaded it all over your mouth. was it salty

>>723030831
WHEN YOU ARE HAPPY, YOU DONT KNOW IT.

>>723039366
explain this one anon

>>723038351
I've been making in a goal of mine to read more. I'm mostly just reading fiction and classic literature for now. Any good collection of poems you would recommend?

>>723039125
>become sterile
tbh I seriously though about it after that... my family planning is over now

>>723039437
just means things can always get worse looking back, could be better, but always worse, it's like we live in a natural neutrality, I could eat a bag of chips watching some tree in park thinking how sad I am, as the years go by, you get older and realize the problems you thought were important weren't really important

>>723039741
Ted Hughes

>>723039741
i would gladly recommend Maya Angelou,Paul Laurence Dunbar, E.E Cummings, Sylvia Path also of course Egdar Allan Poe. and a book i really enjoy, named, "You Hear Me?"

When pissing at the urinal with your buddies take care to make sure the person you are shit talking about is not actually taking a dump in the stalls behind you. It will HAUNT YOU FOR YEARS and they just might use what they heard against you and DESTROY YOUR CAREER.
Also DON'T GET TOO FAMILIAR WITH YOUR STUDENTS

I'm dumber than tree bark

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You don't always get dubs
But I just did

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>>723040253
>>723040356
Appreciate it, anons

Have some big fat tits

>>723040402
>DON'T GET TOO FAMILIAR WITH YOUR STUDENTS
the girls?

>>723030831
That it's not even about whether we learn lessons or not, because the Jews will still wreck all of us until we die.

Whiskey lol

Don't put yourself in a position where you need to rely on someone to survive. They'll only grow to resent you and you'll only resent their resentment.
Or maybe my parents are just assholes, I dunno. Stopped talking to them anyways.

>>723032446
WWI or WWII

>>723030831
The most important part of a relationship is knowing when to cut your losses. Don't tell yourself you've been in it for five years so you should keep trying, if they're treating you like shit and you're constantly miserable because of them, get out.

Also if she ever says "Well what I did was wrong but it was worse for you to get mad about it" you need to drop that shit.

Money makes you a better man

Don't spread yourself like thin butter across bread for women, keep yourself together, go to The Beach

Don't put your happiness in someone else's hands.

Your key to a happy life is never though someone else's door, bitch nigga

Better alone than in bad company

If you ever feel like $25 worth of taco bell sounds like it'd make you happy, do it. Live once in a while.

>>723030831
Keep your best interest in mind because no one else will care as much as you do.

People who succeed in life are people who hustle every day. They get up earlier, go to bed later, and work even on days when they don't feel like it, all to work their hustle.

It's not a secret. They may not be the most talented, but they are the most driven, and the most prepared when opportunities come along.

Weird things make life different and spicy, smoke weed everyday, and maybe some molly, but just once

Never accept money from sometime unless you need it.

Not because you want the hot new vidya. Not because you want a fancy dinner. Not because you need a new hat, jacket, shoes, whatever.

If you have bills to pay and hardly any food in your house, no shame in accepting a few dollars from someone.

>>723041922
that is the kind of thing i would do if i wanted to miss work for a couple of weeks with the very real excuse of having uncontrollable explosive diarrhea

Go through all the doors you can, the experience in this game of life is more valuable later.

>>723042353
Here's my advice: git gud

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D.T.A.

>>723030831
Everything is relative. Everything, absolutely everything - including all the values you used to believe in - can appear as the right opposite once you change your mindset. There are only only pragmatic, but no absolute reasons to stick to a certain values.

>>723039741
Roses are red, violets are glorious
never sneak up on Oscar Pistorius

>>723030831
when working towards a goal always try and see it through.

>>723038517

>1. Know when you've detected a land whale
>2. Dubs never lie

>>723038489
You should learn to write properly

>>723039741
'For Whom The Bell Tolls'

Life goes on through many doors many people many things, last but not least, remember to smile, drive safe.

Never let them see you bleed

Always have an escape plan

Don't waste your time on girls with daddy issues

You'll never fuck her as good as her dad did, and she'll hate both of you for it

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>>723030831

>>723030831
if a fart feels like a wet one's coming, CLENCH!

>>723032057
Do it. I love that job. Nothing like fixing such a machine.

>>723039366

CLAP YOUR HANDS

>>723030831
Sometimes the only solution is to "get down on their level".

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You should avoid the type of person to speak of getting dubs without getting said dubs. In that case don't avoid me.

probz gonna sound like a fag but people you are interested in are already interested in other people most of the time, they're free but not really

Your dick can and will get stuck in a shampoo bottle.

>>723044399

I KNOW DIS FEEL

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>>723044414
Fucking terrible times. I had to cut the bottle in half and use shear strength to rip the cap part. Bruised my dick and it was swollen and painful for days

>>723030831
FUCK THE BUTTHOLE IT PREVENTS ACCIDENTAL BIRTHS

>>723030831
Logic and facts don't persuade anyone of anything.

>>723030831
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>723044820
> Hitler did nothing wrong
Apart from turning Europe into a heap of ruins

>>723044914
Well he made the Jews go away, if anything he did a great job

>>723045043
This

>>723031099
but it sure helps right

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>I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

People will always disappoint you

If there's a grow your dick bigger add on the bottom of a 4chan thread, make sure you don't leave your phone screen on that turn it off an turn it back on so someone sees it an it gets awckward as fuck

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>>723032250
>tfw when I want to be the best girl in the world
Should probably get your sick cut off then faggot

>>723030831
If someone is jealous, it means they'd do the wrong thing if put in the situation they're jealous about.

>>723033570
I actually trust black people more than white people. I'm white as shit but I grew up in the hood I seen what white people do to other white people when the heat get turned up. Black people just want to be a family.

>>723030831
Never fall in love

>>723038517
I'm a grill btw

star wars was a mistake from the very beginning.
there should be just startrek. everybody hates startrek and it has no substance at all.
nobody would care about pewpew spaceship scifi anymore that way and the scifi genre would be something good on all levels.
now we have at least 30% of sience fiction related to dull francise and 60% of simliar things with another name.

same apllies for lord of the rings and harry potter to fantasy stories

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>>723046923
>I'm a female
>I'm a grill
You know the drill

>>723047000
kek confirms me with blessing repeating numbers

>>723031769
hard lesson i learned in life is this, be yourself and in the end you are just a dumbass, i'd rather fake myself and own everybody's ass like a boss without they even knowing it

>>723046698
>If someone is jealous, it means they'd do the wrong thing if put in the situation they're jealous about.

Can you give an example of this?

>>723033775
It's hilarious if you are in a position to help someone, yet in the same position of never improving, just helping for the entertainment of watching what happens.