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This girl gave me head twice and now she thinks we're together.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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This girl gave me head twice and now she thinks we're together.

dubs decide
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Fuck off, bastard.
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pic of girl ?
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Post her number I'll take her for a ride
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rollll

"i have aids and supercancer"
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>>723030438
quit being a faggot n get your balls gargled
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>>723030438
Can't find any so imma ask her
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Ha. Bitches b crazy.
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>>723030955
winrar

deliver op
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>>723030955
OP should fucking deliver
Checkd
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Would you rim my asshole if I told you I loved you?
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>>723030992
interesting to see how that goes
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"Lol I'm talking to her now just bring the money by my place and I'll get her to you by Thursday. Pretty much a virgin you can do what you want to her. Oops wrong number.
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>>723030992
"You sucked my cock twice. That's it. We're not together, never will be. End of story. Goodbye."

Then you gotta block that crazy bitch
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>>723030438
baby we hadn't had the conversation yet and I didn't want to push you past what you were comfortable with. if you want to be together we will be together.

lets seal the deal with a pic of your tits
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>>723031238
Rolling
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>>723031122
>>723031144
>double dubs twice in a row calling op out on his faggotry for not delivering to the first dubs
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Feel lucky she wants to see your ass tomorrow
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>>723031175
Reroll
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>>723030438
Serious question
Why so you not want to be with her?
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>>723031311
Another
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>>723031288
WINRAR
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>>723031315
My thoughts
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>>723030955
>>723031122
>>723031144
>>723031211
>>723031288
>>723031311

get thread?
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>>723031311
tripled
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>>723031288
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OP is mega faggot, like 6 dubs and no deliver
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>>723031175
Last go
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>>723030438
stop being a faggot and deliver op
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Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself
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op you faggot i was the first dubs and you skipped me
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>>723031488
cunt that wasnt the first one

send aids and supercancer

stop being a faggot
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>>723031527
Roll
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>>723031570
because your shit was ultra faggy and cancerous. get the fuck out.
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>>723031488
Treat her like shit and her friends will wanna fuck
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>>723031488
The truth is im gay. I just let you suck my dick out of pity
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>>723031570
Your post was lame though

>too much 13 year old edge

Only funny to high schoolers

Go away
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>>723031488
Come on guys
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>>723031682
op is still a faggot for not delivering properly
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The real reason I thought it wouldn't work out was because I thought my tastes would be too... eccentric for you. See I'm part of a community. A community of people who wish to return to our roots as creatures of the wild. I am a furry.
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>>723031765
You're retarted
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>>723031682
fuck yeah op!

split her hymen and delivered!

All cases of faggotry have been eliminated
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>>723030438
Nice, fellow airdroid user.
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Oshit
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roses are rednuts are brownskirts go up pants go downbody to body skin to skinwhen its stiff stick it init goes in dryits comes out wetthe longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag its not what u think its a tetley teabag️
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>>723031821
>retarted
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>>723031800
cekk
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>>723031873
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>>723030438
I'm horny
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Come on Op nothing to lose.
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>>723031800
que
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>>723031904
jesus christ op you are a god
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"I'm sorry that I hurt you and I wronged you. I love you very very much and hope that we can build from this a strong relationship.

Maybe what I did was wrong but I will try my best to be the best boyfriend to you I can be. I love you"
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Let stop arguing, all I want is for you to be happy and a picture of your tits, we can work this out if you wip them out.
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When I think of your sister it makes my peepee go swol swol
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>>723031527
rollll
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>>723031904
da fuk
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Suddenly pretend for a little while that you forgot who she was; accuse her of texting the wrong number.
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>>723031880
If I get arrested it's your guys fault
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>>723032008
kek rolling
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Kekekekek
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Op you are a gentleman and a scholar
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>>723031966
i can be with you under one condition

have you heard of strapons?
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>>723031527
Rolll
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>>723031966
On all levels except physical, I am a wolf
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>>723032008
Roll
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>>723032019
rolllllll
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I just wanna see if she replies to the furry post
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sharpie in pooper
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>>723032056
baby i still love you ;(
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>>723032062
reroll
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Waiting on dubs
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>>723032056
>Pedo

How old is she op
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Newfag here how the fuck do you roll?
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>>723032085
THIS
NOW OP
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>>723032019
Roll
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>>723032096
Roll
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>>723032008
reroll
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Can you please tell your mother that her whore daughter won't leave me alone
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ay b0ss can i habe de poosi pls?
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>>723032046
Roll
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>>723032085
re roll for kicks
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Truth is i dont need you. Im very flexible and have the ability to suck my own cock.
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KILL ALL THE FUCKING NIGGERS
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>>723032157
Shes 17 im 18
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>>723032019
Reroll
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but fo real would you let me stick my foot thumb in your poophole?
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Please be my girlfriend, i need you so my parents don't think i'm gay
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>>723032158
>How do you roll?

Click the little red x in the top corner of your browser
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HELP ME KILL ALL THE NIGGERS AND CANCER PATIENTS
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>>723032209
elegiigle
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>>723032158
type

' / roll 1d20 '

without the space between / and roll
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>>723032225
trips have spoken
post this shit OP
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>>723032148
You sent your dad to jail after sacking his dick too?
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>>723032266
winrar
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Maybe me and your dad can get... comfortable in that jail together. ;). Lots of... free time and... repressed desires.
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can i tongue punch your fart box
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>>723032148
>you're a fucking pedophile
how old is this girl OP
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>>723032185
Rolling for this
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>>723032266

Winrar
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>>723032272
This
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>>723032228
Oh shit what state/country because it better be legal there
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>>723032046
This
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>>723032056
Sucking yore crusty dingleberrys only makes my tehe cream juice flow faster. Words cannot describe the bond between my tehe juice and your luving anal cavity embracing the entire body of cthulu down there you dirty fucking luvable slut.
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>>723032272
kek roll
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>>723032311
FUCKING WIN
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>>723032314
he said 17 Cunt
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rolling, but just straight act like nothing happened and your a couple lol
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Say "no you retarded nigger we will never be together, you're just my occasional cumslut"
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>>723032209
oh god
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>>723032228
She sounds crazy as shit.
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>>723032314
17 dude.

>>723032228
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>>723032332
this
send pic too
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>>723032243
roll
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Just so you know I voted for trump
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>>723032344
Oh shitwar
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>>723032311
winrar
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I don't need you because my family is enough to pleasure my cock
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>>723032330
Canada age of consent is 16 fuk it
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>>723032396
Roll
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is she hot?
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>>723032365
do you have a hot sister or brother so we can have a threesome?
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Sorry babe didnt mean to say all that. Wanna talk this out tomorrow? Btw if u send me to jail im fucking your dad raw
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I'd drag my dick across a mile of broken glass and rusty nails, just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie.
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>>723032267
'roll1d20'
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I lost my virginity to a hot pocket. It was a long hot summer day after I came home from school. I cooked up my favorite meal, a ham and cheese hot pocket in the microwave. After a few minutes, I took out the hot meal and it finally occurred to me. I took the hot, moist, sticky delight and inserted my penis into the hot pocket. It was hard at first but as the cheese started melting, it got faster and faster. I gripped the bread as my shaft penetrated the oozing cheese and ham. I was laying on the couch while this beautiful pocket pleasured me. It felt warm and moist until I couldn't take it anymore. I busted my mayo into the ham and cheese hot pocket, and gave my virginity to it. The end of the bread was a perfect catch for my jizz. Now I have a favorite past time after school, say goodbye to crusty socks, and say hello to mayo ham and cheese! I keep a warm, oozing hot pocket in my backpack at school so I can have some personal time to myself :).
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>>723032469
reroll
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>>723032396
reroll
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>>723032488
We have winrar
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>>723032469
rolll
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>>723032311
stop thjis
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>>723032453
>do you have a hot sister and brother so i can have a threesome?
FTFY
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>>723032488
WINRAR
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>>723032311
FUcking winssssss Op
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>>723032469
rolling
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Go to >>723032307 for an explanation of all of this.
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>>723032488
winrarrrrrrrrrrr
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>>723032148
she seems realy naive... how old is she?

also this>>723031821
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'Go ahead and call the cops you dumb fucking whore. You aren't the first underaged girl I've done this to. I have hundreds of pictures of 13 and 14 year old girls on my computer, I cheated on you because you're old and haggard compared to the tightness I'm used to."
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>>723032464
rollerino
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>>723032311
Double win....PMSL... funniest shit I read all night.
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>>723032552
ROLL
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honestly, my hand is better than your vagina too

Not only does it do what i want, but i care about it too and it has purpose
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I know I said some wierd stuff but somtimes my medication makes me loopy. If we're together, send me pics of your bunghole.
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>>723032396
roll
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>>723032469
dubs get
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>>723032551
17 dumb ass 5 times now
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>>723032552
This
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>>723032552
reroll
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>>723032552
rolling
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>>723032552
fuck I need this
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>>723032488
SHWINGGGG
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>723032482
Forgot the /
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I want to fuck you while my uncle crams his crank shrunk cock up my shit chute
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My mom can give me a blowjob just as you, dumb nigger
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OP here she just tried calling me
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>>723032552
This
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>>723032046
Roll for this
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>>723032552
gogogogo
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>>723032552
reroll
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>>723032185
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I remember when you'd scream my name. FORESKIN MANN. DONATE TO FOREGEN NOW. Nothing will ever make me forget you saying that while poo poo colored cum slowly dribbles down your chin and you look me in the eyes with the eyes of a girl who wants to be used and lovingly fucking abused in her lady parts.
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be together (roll)
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>>723032635
answer butt say what we type
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>>723032631
Roll
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>>723032635
Can you tell me why black lives matter?
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>>723032552
For mother Russia
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>>723032552
ROLING
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>>723032469
I have to believe
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>>723030438

why are you being an arsehole to her?

she seems ok.
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>>723032635
Get a recording app
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>>723032552
rollllll
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did you know pewdiepie is a racist
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>>723032552
i need this pls
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>>723032552
roll
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I've had sex with multiple 10 year olds, I'm not afraid of your petty threats
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>>723032552
Plz
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>>723032677
Dubs
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>>723032631
Reroll
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>>723032552
roll
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>>723032552
Roll
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Look, I'm sorry babe. I just get real nervous. This isn't me. You have to understand, this is all new to me. My friends told me to just play it off and be weird. But I think I love you, reply to this post or else your mother will die tonight.
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>>723032766
winrar
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“The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope.”
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>>723032766
win
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>>723032631
Rick roll
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breast tacos ur boobs look like flappy tacos
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If you come over and let me lick your asshole, maybe I will think about this whole relationship thing again.
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>>723032677
KEKEKEKEKEKEKE

WINRAR
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>>723032791
Fuck Man
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>>723032766
win lmao
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>>723032552
I'm going to keep rolling for this regardless
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>>723032766
w00t
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>>723032766
winrar
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Don't call. I just got finished deep throating your dad and I can't really talk right now.
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>>723032627
'/roll1d20'
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>>723032631
Rollin
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>>723032766
fuck
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would some nigger cock fix this mess i've got myself into ?
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>>723032799
Win on a post claiming a win
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>>723032515
Let's marry, and live on the Riveria, what'd ya say m'lady?
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>>723032766 checked
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>>723032791
roll
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I think she ded
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>>723032873
Without the ' next time
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Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli
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>>723032791
Kek rolling for this
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>>723032791
no
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Niggers like you are so retarded do you actually think the cops will care about what I did to dumb fag like you, I've raped multiple girls younger than you and they haven't stopped me yet
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>>723032552
She's calling me again
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I'm really horny right now
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>>723032330
Mant states have a Romeo and Juliet law that makes sex legal if the ages are close enough. Arkansas does.
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>>723031682
This is painfully obvious
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Abandon thread
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>>723032966
w i n r a r
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>>723032973
fucking roll
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>>723032953
/roll1d20
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>>723030438
Tell her up front you're into some kinky shit and she should prepare herself for it, if that doesn't put her on notice start pushing her boundaries until she fucks off, meanwhile you get to try as bunch of shit that no sane woman with any self-respect or dignity would consent to.
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>>723032982
OP YOU FUCKING DID IT
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>>723032934
kek you actually said be together (roll)

i think anon meant date her
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>>723032934
Have fun in prison OP.
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>>723032982
Dun goofed now op
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>>723032982
You're a hero op

Made my night
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>>723033000
Trips speaks the truth.

I actually feel kinda bad for this girl, even if it is fake. Some people just want to be loved.
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>>723032982
This lol
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Hey hold up she is arguing with me right now I accidentally sent her the message about what's going to happen to her. Don't worry nothing some chloroform won't fix.
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>>723033029
You're missing the space
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>>723032982
Tell her Elrico says hi.
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>>723032982
yes
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>>723033000
waste.....
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>>723032982
Aaaand prison....
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She's dazed lets see some dubs
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Time for defcon....... send the link
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>>723033108

▲▲
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GET A RECORDING APP
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>>723033151
godspeed op, you magnificent bastard
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>>723033108
Im fucking retarded
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>>723032966

Oh shit, its the perfect time for OP to send this
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i took up athletic swimming at the young age of 11. Back then i didnt have any real ambitions about it, i just loved the way it felt. As i grew up i became obsessed with the idea of navigating a young lady's moist, hairy vagaroo only with my sheer strength and power of will. Will you be my uterine olympic pool?
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>>723033196
triforce fail, newfag cunt.
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>>723033211
keklel
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I think you have the wrong number, I don't know you
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>>723033147
jelly cuz you don't have trips
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卐卐
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>723033181

>>723032966
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>>723033196
Fuck it I'll roll
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>>723033181
Somebody remote accessed my phone, just managed to turn it off.

Anyway, I love you and I'm sorry for all that. But I really am a furry.
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>>723032982
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>>723033211
It's not that hard

' / roll 1 d 20 '

You're just fucking up on the spaces, I did the same thing
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I suppose it is just part of what happens when you join the Klan.
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i really want dick. that why we cant be together
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>>723032982
Fake
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Also i fuck white butt boys
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Its not like your any tighter than my mother. At least she can please me
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>>723032966
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>>723033181
Can I still Bat-Slav your bunghole to the tune of IIIIIIIIIIIN THE HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!
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>>723033217
mfw
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We can talk about the whole relationship thing, but only if you come over for Netflix and chill right now.
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>>723033031
You just haven't met the right women, there are some weird and crazy ladies.
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>>723033181
I think she's on to you /b/to.
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>>723033333
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>>723033181
u wan sum fuk?
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I've fucked logs sexier than you
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>>723033299
Good enough.....
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>>723033276
rolllll
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>>723033181
you said no to showing me tits and I just went crazy you make me lose control sometimes
>>

▲▲
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>>723033217
roll
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>>723033331
Almost checkable
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>>723033317

Oh shit
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Send me your titties, I'm tryna bust a nut
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Do you believe in the chan?

You better, because you are on it, babby.
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>>723032469
Rolling
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>>723033276
rolllllll
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There are no brakes on the rape van...
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>>723033029
Congrats anon, the leader of anonymous will contact you very soon with your own unique 4chan ID. Reply to this post with /roll1d20 followed by your email and you will get notifications when someone replies to your posts here. On behalf of m00k and all of the anon users, we would like to thank you again for signing up. Please familiarize yourself with the rules.

If you would like to become a 4chan gold member, please post your credit card and security code in this thread. Don't worry, all the I do will be encrypted so no other users can see it. Thanks KS again, and happy posting!
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>>723033317
replied
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>>723033317
THIS IS TOO GOOD
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>>723033317
That worked out nicely
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got hacked babe haha. walked in on someone using my phone so I did a 360 and walked away to go and get a new one. Anyways, up for drinks tomorrow? I hope everything is okay on your end.
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>>723033317
AAAAAAAAAAAH YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO OP
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I'm sorry baby, i'm drunk. Ofc I want you to be my girlfriend. I'm so sorry for cheating on you, I didn't know you felt the same as me.
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>>723033470
Roll
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>>723033466
kek
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Niggers like you are so retarded do you actually think the cops will care about what I did to dumb fag like you, I've raped multiple girls younger than you and they haven't stopped me yet
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>>723033466
winrar
>>
>>723033315
roll
>>
▲▲
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She keeps calling me guys let's get some good shit going
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>>723033470
Im not that retarded
>>
You just got rickrolled: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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>>723033519
Roll
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>>723033315
holy fuck this is good. must ROLL
>>
Oh my god I'm so sorry about that. My friends took my phone and were texting all that stuff. I'm so sorry. Let me make it up to you. Let's have dinner tomorrow at 7:30
>>
I'm joking sorry
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>>723033599
WINRAR
>>
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>>723033331
I was talking to Anon about his situation not mine you actual neckbeard fucking loser.
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>>723033552
hey man atleast you tried.
>>
>>723033519
This
>>
my friends always told me "never stick your dick in crazy" now look what ive gone and done.
>>
卐卐
. 卐
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>>723033622
WINRAR
>>
>>723031682
>took virginity
Your a fucking asshole man you can't be going around bagging virgins and expecting them to just leave like used prostitutes, they have a different mind than typical whores, then again I can't blame you too much for it dumb ass women these days are so easily moved into giving up.
>>
>>723033466
epic win, anon.
>>
>>723031966

Now she's threatening to call the cops? For what?

You best hang onto that convo, you may need it to prove you didn't rape her, or some shit.
>>
>>723033315
ROLLLLLLLLLLL
>>
if dubs you send her a gore pic
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>>723033599
Answer her and call her a nigger then hang up.
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>>723033276
i gotta roll for this
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>>723033622
Winrar
>>
>>723031570
>>
>>723033196
roll
>>
God damn stop being such a nigger and let me live my life the way I want to and not the way you want me to
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>>723033674
rolling for this xd
>>
>>723033622
Winrarrr
>>
>>723033688
WINRAR
>>
>>723033642
That was op you faggot
>>
Wait which girl are you again?
>>
My friends took my phone, I'm sorry. I only raped like two underage girls and dressed up as a furry twice, I love you
>>
>>723033317
I pooped! Are you proud of me? It's not green life usual, it's a healthy brown log. I think this is a sign.
>>
I love you baby can you please just come over so we can talk
>>
>>723033276
roll
>>
>>723033684
"4chan used as alibi"
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>>723033599
tell her you're pregnant and you think its hers
>>
Tell her you have aids
>>
Trump 2020 so we don't have cunts like you roaming around anymore.
>>
TITS
>>
>>723033606
I have a few pages of evidence to the contrary in front of me.
>>
>>723033622
Winrar.memepeg
>>
>>723033744
wasted dubs you faggot
>>
>>723033276
rollin
>>
Prep that vagoo, because I'm cumming for you.
>>
Get blacked.com.
>>
>>723033599
>>723033727
WIN FUCKING RAR BITCH
>>
>>723033744
You have to do it op
>>
>>723033788
touche
>>
>>723032988

Winrar
>>
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>
Ok. All joking aside. Marry me. I'm not kidding. I love you. Be my wife.
>>
>>723033777

what a waste
>>
Ill see u in court, my daddy is a lwayer. He will fuck u in court just like i fucked u yesterday
>>
>>723033299
/roll1d20
>>
So what happened to the brakes on the rape van line????
>>
>>723033606
It works nigger see

xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-

xx/xx

xxx
>>
>>723033807
roll for this
>>
>>723033855
kek!
>>
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>>723033622
Effective
>>
>>723033855
Win rar
>>
>>723033855
old meme.
>>
>>723033777
AND TRIPS
>>
look, i dont think we can talk anymore until i see some tits
>>
>>723033317
Now tits or gtfo. Also, niggerstonguemyanus.
>>
>>723033822
Such a moron
>>
For every message you send me i'll take one of your fingernails off and shove it up your dad's sorry, prison raped ass
>>
>>723033622
Pretty sure this is what you gotta do now OP
>>
Send the pics and we're dating kek
>>
>>723033855
Winrer
>>
>>723033855
>Gorilla warfare
>>
>>723033855
winrar xD
>>
>>723033855
WAITING HERE OP
>>
>>723033822
>>723033919
DOUBLE FUCKING WINRAR NOW!
>>
>>723033888
This is what happens when you autistically spam
>>
You just got rickrolled: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA
>>
>>723033777
HONOR THE TRIPS OP!
>>
TELL HER THIS IS 4chan!

QUAD GOD COMMANDS IT!
>>
Send the pics and we're dating kek.
>>
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>>723033855
Who said OP didn't deliver?
>>
>>723033888

I'm just so lonely...I just want someone to love me. Even someone as dumpy as you. Look, I promise I'll make things right. I'm just scared.
>>
>>723033994
Fag
>>
>>723033888
But for seriously, I want you to be my baby girl, the mother of our retarded kids, my cum dumpster.
>>
send her the link to the thread
>>
>>723034007
BOND GET FUCK YES
>>
>>723034022
HOLY KEKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>
"Sorry just go to 4chan and you'll find out what this is all about"
>>
Wait which girl are you? Are you the 5/10 with average tits or the girl that I kept saying, "how can such a fat girl have no tits"
>>
A website called 4chan is telling me to say these things, I don't mean any of it. It's a joke. Love you, babe.
>>
>>723034058
Rolling for this
>>
I'll take you out to an indian dinner and then have you shit all over my face
>>
TITS OR GTFO
>>
She's texting me from a different number now lol wtf
>>
>>723034110
reroll
>>
>>723034097
kek
>>
>>723034022
Op is a fucking god
>>
Ok, right after I finished masturbating, I wiped my sperm with Kleenex and put the Kleenex in garbage under my computer desk. Then I walked outta my room to get a bite to eat. Later I walk back in, I see my dog with Kleenex in his mouth. He swallows the Kleenex with my sperm. I was afraid that he might die or get aids so I smash his head with a tire iron to make him faint and take out the Kleenex paper from his stomach but I couldn't find it. Do you have any better idea?
>>
Niggers like you are so retarded do you actually think the cops will care about what I did to dumb fag like you, I've raped multiple girls younger than you and they haven't stopped me yet
>>
>>723034022
LMFAOOOOOOO
>>
>>723034058
Roll this motherfucker
>>
Send-ith* unto me pictorial portraits in the state of utter disrobment
>>
what did you send your daddy to jail for, giving you too many chromosomes?
>>
>>723034162
Fukken reroll
>>
>>723034035
Ha you got me, how did you know?
>>
>>723033599
You got dubs so ... "She keeps calling me guys let's get some good shit going"
>>
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Well, it was fun. But then OP started delivering retard shit and the conversation went from funny to crazy in a way she can't even respond back anymore.
>>
>>723032270
Those aren't trips newfag
>>
"I just stuck a sharpie with your name on it up my butt, I'm keeping up there 'til you tell me you love. I need to know how you feel about me babe"
>>
>>723034022
OP is the hero /b/ deserves
>>
>>723034162
my sides
>>
>>723032270
Faggot
>>
>>723032791
Fucka yew Mannnn
>>
Send her this:

>>723030438
>>
Fuck no Barry is stealing the light I'm sorry. He is the one sending these dreadful things. Listen to me, Larry. I'm here to help you.
>>
>>723032982
Why don't you have a seat over there
>>
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She left me 3 voice messages
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>>723034198
damn, one off
>>
>>723034287
Rollin
>>
HOLY SHIT ALL THESE GETS
>>
Pick up the phone and say "Kek welcome to 4chan"
>>
The truth is, I don't really care that much about you or a relationship. This entire conversation was decided by other users on an anonymous image-based forum called 4chan. I realize that what we had meant a lot to you, but you mean nothing to me. Find someone who will love you for more than your mediocre head-giving skills. Or, send tits and I'll totally date you.
>>
I hope you die you dumb niggerfag
>>
>>723034307
Nigger faggots Edupz
>>
>>723034323
Reroll
>>
>>723034307
post them
>>
>>723032270
kill yourself you fucking scumfuck faggot
>>
>>723034196
Roll
>>
Ok. All joking aside. Marry me. I'm not kidding. I love you. Be my wife.
>>
>>723034307
"18"
>>
>>723034355
oh and winrar
>>
>>723034210
This.
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