Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
still here
and
>>723037668
No. Youre right. Go. Come back one day maybe but yeah go for right now.
>>723037589
Why not?
>>723037668
>well she is strict but doesn't mean I don't love her!
Bork. *licks your hand*
>>723037668
>i need a gaming computer -.-
Play older or indie games that run on any old toaster.
>>723037805
>I dont want to because I'll only hurt myself in the long run. I'm no good with my words, this is why you always prefered Tomoko over me from the beginning
I'm actually unable to discern if this conversation is serious or some kind of RP
>ITT
Claiming best girl
>>723037619
Yeah i get that too. feel free to take a nap with me anytime~.
>>723037663
Sorry, when i saw that i just knew i had to tease you a bit~. Nice, making good progress?
>>723037965
>Why not?
>
madomado
>>723038019
You cheeki little lass~
I just destoryed the enemy team last match!
>>723037805
tomoko is already taken, baka
blah i'm so hungry -.-
>hugs you extra tight
i want you to be happy and i know we can make things work, goodnight.
>>723037924
i'll see if i can work things out, goodnight tomo
>>723037965
hehe oh gosh you're making me blush~ goodnight
>pets you
>>723038019
But then I would be with people.
>>723038154
Night
>>723037668
Need help with trying to get parts together? Whats your budget?
>>723038154
Ah damnit, broke my promise to talk more, oh well Im off tomorow and the following
Night night
>>723038154
Goodnight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9eXi3RL8q4
>>723038405
Saya, do you have a discord?
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
Claim :o
>>723038552
I have
>>723038125
YouKnow it~. Ooh nice.
>>723038187
Oh, right.
>>723038369
Goodnight. -hug-
>>723038613
No no silly Im not going to bed, I was saying night night to Mash
>Pun
Cheeki~
>>723038613
Quiet the issue huh?
>>723038405
i was just watchig a vid of his pretty cool channel
>>723038606
You should add me, I would like to have a good conversation but since im all over the place all the time I cant focus on just thread Hamakaze#1487
>>723038688
Yeah, it is. It's cool when they are driving around while talking instead of just sitting somewhere.
>>723038749
Sure, I'll add you. I'm not really talkative though.
>>723038903
Its alright, im not as talkative either. Im more of a short bursts of talking kind of person.
>laughing man?
>>723038679
Oh, well now i feel dumb.
>>723038683
it's alright, our nap can wait until you became comfortable again.
I know it's none of my business but Hama should stay away from Mash. People like Mash only pretend to be loving and bubbly but in reality there's nothing but darkness.
>>723039081
Silly~ Whatcha doin?
>>723038154
Sweet dreams..
>hugs back
>>723039081
That would be nice. I think just a shower would help
>>723039049
Yeah
Goodnight all, have some awesome tunes before I go.
SABATON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7LIVSe7ko4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Xj7q-j9Ow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btMCQvJXwZ4
TYR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J08bRPCoQSo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aONcdN0Weiw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUTMc8QOTg8
See you next time....
>>723039313
psycho music
Rea are you around? We didnt get to chat earlier.
>>723039194
Please DON'T fall for it, I know what I'm talking about you're making a big fucking mistake.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/emily-wilcox/the-pushpull-relationship_b_8241126.html
At the risk of asking a dumb question, someone asked me to assream them until they bleed a few days back but I have no idea who. Does anyone know who it was so I can keep an eye out? Not that I have any particular need to injure this person, but it was an interesting conversation; I just find it hard to keep track of who's who...
>>723039465
Yeah I can't sleep, what's up?
>>723039183
Just chattin here and listening to music. Gonna have to go to bed soon unfortunately.
>>723039215
Yeah showers are usually nice.
>>723039696
Why? I just want to chat is all.
>>723039756
I could go for one right now but everyone is sleeping and it will wake someone up.
>>723039765
Today's job was tough and I'm still on edge. What would you like to talk about?
>>723039756
Aww, oh! Before I forget, do you have a discord?
>>723037860
ITT: virgins
>>723039837
Its uh over now just breathe. Normally we talk a bit I thought it would be nice. Did you finish cleaning?
>>723039812
That sucks, maybe i could give you a sponge bath instead~.
>>723039869
Yeah i got work tomorrow. Yup, it's Turbosnek#9040
>>723040185
That might still make noise though.
>>723040185
Ahh that sucks, Im off for the next two days
Sent ;)
>>723040145
I couldn't clean... My buddy said drinking helps get rid of stress, but I can't drink alcohol because it taste like piss.
>>723040282
Boi, you better not be erping.
>>723040286
It depends what you are drinking.
>>723040286
Rea is cute. My teacher used to do breathing things when they were stressed maybe try that
>>723040390
What you gon do about it fuccboi?
>>723040269
Maybe a little, so you'll just have to keep your voice down.
>>723040282
Yeah. Added ^^
>>723040665
With you there I dont think that would be easy
>>723040405
It all taste like piss.
>>723040430
>rea a cute
Your mother.
I'll try the breathing exercises but I don't know if it'll work. I heart Navy SEALs do it all the time.
Work Claim
>>723040469
Keep that pic.
>>723040665
Aww yeah!~
>>723040834
Hello hello!
>>723040861
>>723040821
My mother? Worth trying right? In though the nose until your lungs are full hold it for a second and then breathe out slowly and loosen your muscles. Closing your eyes helps too
Claim ^^
Sleepy claim
>>723040950
All I smell is blood.
>>723040715
Hmm i suppose i'll have to find something to keep your voice from coming out.
>>723040834
I'm still waiting for my Mcmuffins~.
>>723040868
Yee!
>>723041051
Maybe light some scented candles or smell cleaners?
>>723041061
Like a gag?
>>723040821
Stop drinking piss then and get something that actually tastes good. Might take a while to find something you like though. Your buddy was right, it can help with stress.
>>723041061
Bah no luck on sweet loot in Destiny -_-
>>723037924
You are ultracancer, kill yourself please.
>>723041361
Ouch my feelings.
>>723041313
Who is this and from what anime?
>>723040868
Hello!
>>723041061
Well, lucky you, I just made six.
That'll be 4.30 for two.
>>723041435
Sissy bitch just die.
>>723041124
I'm going to lay on the floor and let my dogs nibble me. That always cheers me up.
>>723041163
It smells awful too. I don't know how people can drink that stuff.
>>723041479
Ouch my feelings again.
>>723041486
That sounds nice. Think sweet thoughts
>>723041124
Yeah, we wouldn't want anyone to hear so that seems like the best option.
>>723041271
Aww that sucks.
>>723041471
Sweet.
>>723041590
I beat you're a real life nigger honestly, maybe even a jew, or worse, a jewish nigger.
So when is the suicide?
>>723041654
And if I trash about a bit?
>>723041658
Im not black or Jewish. I dont think I should kill myself.
>>723041471
How are ya fellow pink?
>>723041654
Hmmm RNG is a mistake
>>723041486
Well, I can't force you.
>>723041471
What's with these filenames? An impostor?!
>>723041775
Don't worry, fag. If you're too shy to kill yourself I'll be here to help :)
My email is [email protected] if you ever need help
You're all way too cute up in this thread right now.
Continue.
>>723041654
I hate this job
>>723041801
Nope! On mobile, sorry!!
>Louise is embarassed about her off-color bustier.png
>>723041777
>jackpot trips
I'm doing pretty good, feeling better. You?
>>723041974
Thanks, I take pride in niggerfaggots calling me a qt :]
>>723041910
Thats not the problem at all. Im going to stop talking to you now because you are human garbage.
>>723041775
Then i'll just have to tie you down. Alright Tomoko, i have to get to sleep now, sorry..
>>723041777
RNG? Alright it's time for bed now unfortunately..
>>723042011
Yeah working fast food sucks.
>>723042081
I could say the same about you stupid fucking faggot.
Tomoko is mine, nigger, you're too scum and you smell like cat piss.
>>723042011
I've been better, just chillin
You?
>>723042103
Night night~
>>723042103
Goodnight Hanako. Sleep well
Goodnight everyone.
>>723042157
Good luck with the grinding! Goodnight.
>>723042259
Thanks, you should get some sleep too ya know~. Goodnight Tomoko.
>>723042011
Goodnight Louise.
>>723042259
Obese nigger trying to make friends on waifu thread.
Disgusting.
>>723042335
Good night, Hanako
>>723042157
I'm at work right now, so im trippin a little
>>723042506
Sour, hang in there bud it'll be over soon
>>723042335
Goodnight!
>>723042259
You're just going to be left tied down while they go to bed. Damn.
>>723042807
Ill be fine. I am patient.
>>723042733
Hour and fourty minutes, its not so bad.
Playing/watching anything?
>>723042950
You'll come to learn that everytime I'm asked that, my answer is always going to be Destiny
>>723042874
I need to exercise some self-control right now.
>>723043046
Is Destiny good? I heard it was shit on release?
I'm wasting time on Stardew
>>723043140
What for?
>>723043140
It was hot garbage vanilla release, no content and shit but now it's long fixed
Gunplay is simple and the selling point for everyone, raids and stuff are fun with friends or randoms if you like to socialize (be ware most randoms are shit at raids IE through lfg)
If you're a solo player like me, you'll get by fairly, expect shit fustration moments
>>723037860
I hope you die
>>723042874
kek
No life fucking faggot
Tomoko would rather die than be 100 feet from you
>>723037860
Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.
Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.
Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.
If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.
>>723043046
I really wanna play Destiny, but on my PC..
>>723043140
Stardew any good? I've been thinking of getting it.
>>723043347
Stardew is for autistic niggers.
cut me yuno
>>723043347
I doubt Destiny will come to PC, not even Destiny 2
Aim assist is a big part of the game, its in the stats like range and PC does not do aim assist
>>723043234
oh I just looked it up and apparently it's only for peasants, guess I can't even try it. Sad times
>>723043193
Because I'm a bad person and would take advantage normally
>>723043347
What is there is good, but it lacks content in some aspects.
Honestly if I sit here and think about it objectively I can't say it's good; NPC interactions are simplistic, the farming is undemanding and undetailed, the combat is bland, the adventuring is limited, the exploration reaches a dead end, the quests are few in number.
But I have 190 hours in it. It does have a nice crafting system which allows you to automate more and more processes as you become richer, nicely feeding back into a system to make you more efficient in your use of the 20 minutes you get per day.
It will also have updates in future.
You just missed a nice humble bundle with it in, actually.
You can find a diagram of my farm at
https://stardew.info/planner/ordinary-goose-74/
ONE PUUUNNNNNCCCHHHHHHHH
>>723043538
>I doubt Destiny will come to PC, not even Destiny 2
>Aim assist is a big part of the game, its in the stats like range and PC does not do aim assist
Could make it require controllers, ban M+KB...But no-one would do that, I guess.
Shame.
>>723043578
Oh thats fine
>>723043663
BAN MOUSE AND KEYBOARD. that gave me a good laugh
>>723043663
Oh, mlg tryhards do use m+kb via adapters but the aim assist is still there
>>723043696
Stop spreading your cancer, just fucking end your worthless life.
>>723043696
>In that case would you like to smell me?
Well...
>>723043729
>Oh, mlg tryhards do use m+kb via adapters but the aim assist is still there
I'm just saying you could make Destiny for PC only support controllers. Sure, people would rig it to use MKB, but that's not the point, really. You design it for controllers even on the PC port.
>>723043696
No one cares about you so they don't reply.
When they do reply it's only because they feel so sorry for you.
Alice claim
A little less caring, a little more daring.
>>723043838
What about the players who exclusively use mkb and never touched/bought a controller?
>>723043538
Ah,I see.doesnt surprise me, but still kinda a bummer.
>>723043578
>missed a humble bundle
Ah geez
When was this?
>>723043838
Would you
>>723043838
>>723043906
This is dumb just remove aim assist on the PC port or version like every other shooter thats on PC and console. They wouldnt have crossplay would they? It wouldnt matter because everyone would be on the same playing field.
>>723043696
*hug*
>rea
>>723044023
You doing better?
>>723043949
Indeed, I'd legit go build an actual gaming pc for it
>>723044015
Have you tried aiming with thumbs without aim assit? it's not consistent, wheres a pc player whos only done mkb is on point, its not an equal field
>>723043906
Unfortunate for them, I guess. They'd have to buy one or rig whatever system to make the game think they're using one. Yeah, it sucks. I dunno.
>>723043949
>When was this?
OH SHIT IT'S STILL ON I THOUGHT IT ENDED
Eight hours to go, it's the Freedom Bundle for ACLU:
https://www.humblebundle.com/freedom
>>723044015
>Would you
Every day.
>>723044015
>This is dumb just remove aim assist on the PC port or version like every other shooter thats on PC and console.
I would have suggested that but apparently levels of aim assist are actual stats on the guns, so it sounds like it's not that simple.
>>723044134
I did that for Fallout 4, then rebuilt it very recently.
>
>>723044217
>no money right now
;___;
>>723044134
Dont have crossplay. Its not an insane idea is it? The PC people play with PC people the console people play with console people. I think gears of war 4 actually had crossplay if I remember right. Might be something to look to if they did
>>723044217
Would you do anything more? Thats why you just remove it along with the stat. It wouldnt be needed on the pc version
>>723044134
Or just dont have crossplay on the pvp modes
>>723044307
>Thats why you just remove it along with the stat. It wouldnt be needed on the pc version
I assume the weapons are balanced with aim assist in mind with regards to their stats. So, for example, there might be a weapon with average stats but super super high aim assist, that's really good. On PC this weapon now becomes trash because it lost its only good stat.
>>723044307
>Would you do anything more?
Well, smell and taste
>>723044296
>no money right now
Hard luck. I was tempted to buy you one, but $30 is not cheap, for a bundle, and I'm saving up for something very important.
>>723044821
>>>723044307
>>Would you do anything more?
>Well, smell and taste
I accidentally posted before finishing this sentence.
Smell and taste are closely tied, so...
>>723044821
I find it hard to believe that aim assist being a stat that could break a weapon. If thats the case then re balance the thing with higher accuracy. Its not a problem. More then welcome to do both
>>723044821
>>723044845
I posted twice and forgot to bork! Have extra bork to make up for it.
>>723044977
>I find it hard to believe that aim assist being a stat that could break a weapon. If thats the case then re balance the thing with higher accuracy. Its not a problem. More then welcome to do both
You could. You'd have to rebalance every weapon, and it would increase your workload on all future updates (balancing every weapon twice).
Overwatch does this, though. Heroes and their abilities have different stats on console and PC because of the differences.
>>723037924
*sip*
>>723045047
Bungie and Activision arent indie. They have the resources to do it. One team in change of pc balance another for console.
>>723045181
But how will you ever play it when I haven't untied you?
>>723044821
Oh geez,that's a big bundle
I have a good chunk of the games in it already, too, but I wouldnt mind world of goo on steam.
I'd totally play through it again.
>>723044096
Mhm
>>723045246
Im not holding my breath for a pc version and if i really wanted it I have a ps4. That being said it may be more fun with the binds anyways
>>723045351
Good to hear. Show me something cute?
Damn.. got carried away with my game, sorry I didnt reply but Ima go hit the hay
Night
>>723045485
Kittens are cute. Thank you
>>723045280
If you like World of Goo, you might like Mushroom 11, also in that bundle. It's not as good, but I enjoyed it in a similar fashion; it's a sort of physics-puzzle with weird life-forms with specific behaviours.
Human Resource Machine is a programming-based game made by the World of Goo developers, also in the bundle. Visual style is the same. Gameplay is bizarre. Trivial to a programmer, good fun to someone who's not.
>>723045389
>That being said it may be more fun with the binds anyways
Everything would be more fun with you tied down. I can make sure of that.
>>723045487
I need a daki...
>>723045531
You're cute!
This is my last bork image. I guess I really need to make more...
>>723044217
>https://www.humblebundle.com/freedom
That bundle has lots of trash in it...
>>723045531
You like cute pussies?
>>723045580
That does sound fun. Not like that kitten
>>723045601
That I do. You?
>>723045703
No I hate cats because they make everything smell like piss.
>>723045774
Ive never had a pet cat. Sister is allergic
>>723045774
No they don't and cats don't even really smell like anything.
>>723045841
Pffft throw your sister out.
>>723045903
You're most likely used to the smell of piss.
>>723045487
Night!
>>723045580
...huh. Well, its pointless anyway, too poor.
What is your favorite game?
>>723045601
cute pussy?
>>723046010
Heh no. Maybe if moved
>>723046054
Wet pussy~
>>723046091
She'll never visit you.
>>723046010
Dogs can't even keep themselves clean like cats.
>>723046125
Nice. I know she wouldnt.
Red from Goldie and Bear
>>723046147
At least a dog comes to you when you call it's name.
Cats just look away and spray piss everywhere.
>>723046165
You don't like her? That's sad. I talk to my sister all day every day. And I mean all day too... like 16hrs a day... ugh!
>>723046350
Bunnies are clearly the superior animal.
>>723046350
boobs. She is young and into boy bands and such. Why?
>>723046046
>What is your favorite game?
Like...Ever? That's a deep question.
The most important games in my life were RuneScape (pushed my life in the direction it went, facilitated a lot of excellent life changes and met a lot of good people) and Left 4 Dead (met the most beautiful person in the world in there). But does that makes them my favourites? I wouldn't go back and replay either, I don't think.
Perhaps Dota. I got a lot from Dota, and it's also a game I'm playing now.
On the other hand, there were some beautifully-designed masterpieces I played way back in the day. Majora's Mask was an amazing game, the best Zelda game in a franchise made mostly of amazing games, and the only reason I don't replay it now is because my N64 doesn't work any more. Then there's Link to the Past, or the Oracle games...All amazing.
And then there's shit like Syphon Filter and Abe's Oddysee, that I played on my brother's PlayStation. Damn, they were good, but how much of my enjoyment was coloured by my limited access to these games?
It's a deep question.
As of this moment right now, it's probably a tie between Dota and Overwatch, but my enjoyment of Overwatch will almost certainly die before that of Dota.
I take video games seriously. Can you tell?
>>723045703
>That does sound fun.
You sound like fun.
>>723046400
You're the superior animal!
-Bork
>>723046350
It's easy to train a cat to use a litterbox if you can't do that then you shouldn't get a cat.
Your experience of cats is probably of some retard who didn't care to spend enough time to train their cat to use one.
>>723046541
what does that mean?
>>723046602
>what does that mean?
If you were keeping me company, I would be having fun.
-Bork
>>723046541
Bunny Master Race.
>>723046668
Doing what?
>>723046400
They shit everywhere. But at least they come to you when you call their name too.
>>723046408
Jeez how old is she if you don't mind me asking? And my sister is my best friend.
>>723046578
Also dogs don't scratch your face up when you pet it.
>>723046727
Not even in high school. More pussy. Oh it sounds like you talk a bit much though
Brb for half an hour of work!!
>>723046721
What do you want to do?
-Bork
>>723046875
Id be tied up so I dont think I really get a say
>>723046727
Maybe you shouldn't annoy cats like you do then if you don't want to get scratched.
>>723046727
They also have Bunny ears.
Which, as we all know, are the literal best.
Thus launching them into the first place in animal Hierarchy.
>>723046916
>Id be tied up so I dont think I really get a say
Then I'd have to make sure you enjoyed yourself. Might be quite the task, though, finding out where you like to be touched and what you like being done to you. Could take a while.
Anyway, I've stayed up way too late because of all of your excellent company. I need to collapse into an unconscious heap.
Goodnight all.
-bork
>>723047141
night
>>723046810
You know how girls are, they carry most of the conversation. My sister is seven years older than me so she like to guide me in every life choice >_<
I don't think I have anymore pussy...
>>723046871
Do your job!
>>723046929
I can't even pet them! What's the point in buying a cat if can't even cuddle them?
>>723047009
I think it's super cute when they huff and slam their feet on the floor.
>>723047308
Im the oldest out of my family. Ill just google some dont worry
>>723047308
The cutest of all.
The Thump.
>>723047308
..who buys a cat? You can get them for free!
It depends on the cat. Some need to get used to you first.
Goodnight.
>>723047387
Life experience is must better than Google, pfft.
>>723047439
Yeah the thump! That shit is adorable af
>>723047676
I live in a city and my grandma adopted a stray and it scratched her up. My mom kicked the shit out of it. Fuck that cat.
>>723047676
This, unless you're going for an exotic race picking up an abandoned cat from the street is the better move.
If you don't want to do that you can probably find someone that has a million cats and is struggling to find owners.
>>723047897
Kneel before your Bunny ogrelord.
>>723047897
Thats hard. Night
>>723047897
>My mom kicked the shit out of it
No offense, but your mom sounds like an asshole. She didn't let the cat get used to her. Even if the cat was used to her, it'll still use it's claws when it plays, like how dogs bite their toys. Few scratches should be expected.
Some cats don't like it at all if you just pick them up. Others don't really care at all.
They are also more independent than dogs.
>>723037860
I return!