ITT: Celebs with small dicks
How do you know it's small?
>>723024034
he needs to make a fist to cup his junk
>>723023810
this is invalid
i've seen smaller dicks pop into a monster boner
Russell Brand, good look finding it
>>723024810
tell us all about your years of boner observing, anon.
>>723023810
sweet looking guy. he doesn't deserve this cruel life. when he's working, i bet he often thinks about his partner but his partner must be thinking about being fucked by bigger dick. it's a shame that sweet and great men has to suffer because we're destined to be paired with women.
i'd totally smash this one. look at the woman in front of him, i bet she's not aroused at all because it's not big enough. idk man i just wish i could build a womanless island where small brilliant men can continue being brilliant without having to be bothered by women's perception and judgement.
i'm sure Maggie Gyllenhaal cheats on him. i just don't see how a female hollywood celebrity can settle with a small dicked guy, no matter how angelic he is. he deserves a better womanless life where he doesn't have to base his self worth on women's evil and unfair judgements
This Armenian cuck
>>723025039
And he still fucked Katy Perry. Size matters invalidated.
>>723029172
dude do you actually think katy perry still liked the sex after she saw the penis ? after all, it's celebrities thing,"yeah i fucked russell brand before". they're just horrible horrible people
>>723026618
That looks small to you?
>>723029369
She liked it enough to marry him. Sure they're divorced now but she saw that dick and still married him. Can't have been that big a deal to her.
>>723023810
OP is at it again..
I am 7" hard, and right now soft and on meth I am at almost 0". It's actually pretty pathetic to look at right now, and the more I look the sadder I feel.
Point being, growers are a real thing. I don't know how common they are, but they exist.
>>723029831
at least you're not 4.5" hard
>>723029831
It's actually very common. The internet has made us all self conscious.
>>723025039
>>723026712
Still banged Katy Perry, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Anniston, and that French chick.
>>723029831
thats most dicks
even large flaccid dicks typically just get hard they dont increase by a large size.
so basically most of us all even out to be within the 5-7 inch range with very little variation. People bigger and smaller than that median range are like less than 5% of the population.
>>723027931
As long as he gets to sleep next to that angel from heaven he's winning. God I love Maggie. Ever since stranger than fiction.
>>723028399
I think it looks nice. And he's yet another one that's banging a goddess.
>>723030542
Actually two of them. Google Leighla Schwartz and Zahra Schreiber. Apparently he digs Krauts.
>>723030542
and he is like 6'4 jacked as hell and famous and rich
considering his height that dick is probably 6 or 7 inches, aka above average.
>>723026618
Are you kidding me? His legendary cock has been a Hollywood discussion for years.
>>723031098
>rich
He makes more than you or me, but unless you're John Cena or The Rock or Hulk Hogan, wrestlers don't really get paid all that well, all things considered.
>>723031618
>Seth Rollins is an American professional wrestler who has an estimated net worth of $4 million.
2 seconds on google. and this is from 2013 he is now basically the top dog on WWE he is a multi-millionaire.