I am God. Ask me anything. Pic unrelated.

When are you gonna call me fag?

Hows your day sky daddy

>>723016459
Eh. Whenever I feel bored.

>>723016555
Okay, I guess. Added a new update that allows for nuclear wars between more than two countries to occur.

>>723016183
can you make it flood again to wash away all the cancer pls thx

>>723016751
I could, but that would actually make me more bored than I already am right now. Cancer is inherently evil, but good doesn't matter without evil.

>>723016865
i thought you said you will never do that again

>>723016183
why have you forsaken me?

>>723016989
I'm not though.

>>723016183
Hey i'm satan!
how are ya doing with humans?

>>723016183
can you create an object to massive for you to lift?

>>723016183
how many cocks can you take in at the same time?

I have to wonder why I can't think of any questions I would ask God right now.

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>>723016183
WWYD

>>723017103
Don't you mean humanity in general?

>>723017440
Infinite son

>>723016183
when's Hiroshima v2?

>>723017557
perhaps
but thanks to god we are inherently selfish
also my life is shit and i cant make it better

>>723017218
Oh hey Satan!

Yeah, you were right about how fun it is to mess with them! Creating wars is entertaining! Otherwise, they're pretty boring, but at least a few billion of them are loyal to me one way or another...

>>723017489
What did you have in mind, God?

Half life 3?

>>723016183


When do I die?

>>723017306
No, not even I can find a clear limit to my power.

Trust me I know....I already tried killing myself several times in a variety of ways. Hell, my most embarassing attempt was when I literally went into my mortal form to piss off the Roman governmemt so that way I can go off with a bang. However, being crucified hurts like a motherfucker and I screamed in pain like a pussy all day.

>>723016183
why cant the christian god and the muslim god get along?

>>723018015
In regards to this specific timeline? Oh.

Well, I probably need to check my records later to make sure that I'm thinking about the right timeline. If I'm correct, then you will die of an instant heart attack September 23, 2023.

>>723018398
bruh...
its the same god fampai

>>723018685
then why all the holy wars?

>>723016183
Is that your wife? If so 'tits or gtfo'!

>>723018775
cause hoomins a dumb retards

>>723018819
when is the next holy war?

I guess I'm on God's ignore list.
>>723017771

>>723016183
When are you finally going to release me from this mortal plane? Why are you tormenting me so much, driving me down the path towards suicide?

>>723018398
I'm actually both of those gods :)

It's more about following a strict interpretation a the end of the day. No matter what I tell Christians and Muslims, they will always dismiss me assome sort of demon. I could patch this, but it would require changing what makes humanity human in the first place.

>>723018921
soon
the islamaphobia and anti religion movement is going to boil over
apocalypse nao puhleez

>>723016183
Jew here, were u at fam?
Debbie Friedman did a good song on it a few decades ago. Am I awake, am I prepared, are you listening, to my prayer? Can you hear my voice, can you understand, are you listening, to my prayer

>>723018954
Too many posts for me to handle. I may be God, but I'm just as lazy as a mortal.

Anyways, I'm kinda thinking about killing off Kim Kardashian.

Dubs decides how I should end her.

>>723019072
Can I see some tits now?

>>723019022
There's more of an entertainment factor from my perspective to be honest.

>>723019412
sure
go find a hooker ;^)

>>723019288
I probably heard it, but didn't really listen to it to be honest.

>>723017690
It'll come when it's done being developed.

>>723019544
For fuck sake, lazy fuck

>>723019327
she gets raped to death by a pack of wild africanized zebra niggers

>>723019327
Kanye is invited to the White House, but all hell breaks loose, and Trump accidentally shoots Kim with a small firearm that was hidden in the Oval Office.

>>723019576
It's not terrible, but it's mostly those super liberal synagogues that sing it. One more thing. There's this girl, if you're god you'll know who, do I get her in this timeline or should I leave now and cut my losses.

>>723016183
Can you prove to me that you are God? Beyond any reason of doubt? and Are you me?

>>723019327
she ODs after just 2 marijuana injections

>>723017860
There will never be another official release from Valve relating to Half-Life in this timeline (unless if I got the timelines mixed up again and this is the one where it actually gets released on January 4, 2024).

>>723019327
twerking accident

Why do you let innocent children die in pain?

why did you make me sad crazy instead of funny crazy?

>>723020082
2024? Are you fucking kidding me? Also how many timelines do you have?

>>723017535
Rip apart its cosmic strings and duplicate them so much that I create another one of my weird-ass universes.