Strippie.com where for 20 bucks a girl will do and say whate

Great business idea, some Butherface gal (or gals) with a sexy voice will make bank from netfags that can't/don't know how to interact with women in the real world. For crying out loud, $20 will get you a lap dance, way more fun than a voicemail. Splurge a little, and get an hour massage and a rub and tug. Best bang for your buck. Morons need not apply.

>>723014557
LOL its video not voicemail

I sent my brother one.
She told him to watch out for bears.

>>723014733
Still not seeing the appeal. $20 to any random cam slut will get you the same thing. This is just a touch classier.

>>723014892
Had not thought of this, I now love this site.

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>>723014171
>paying 20 for having someone say something
what

ill post proof one sec

https://orders.strippie.com/#/your-strippie/-KcaXfW6YTagDEu9PI9-

>>723015764
You see she knows how to talk sexy but once she comes to the bit with the bears... well she probably had no idea what the fuck was going on. We thought it was hilarious. You can send these to anybody.

bumppper

>>723014892
>>723015764
>>723016000

10/10. I'm going to laugh so hard when this website starts being used for pranks and trolling instead of what I presume the creators imagined.

bumping hoping people will order more funny videos

>>723017818
That would imply that a lot of anons have money they're willing to blow on this stuff. And people close enough to them that they're willing to spend $20 to fuck with.

>>723017952
heres hoping

>>723014171
$20 do get a strippie to fug a sibling with proof...

i think ive just discovered how to properly call in sick for work.

>>723018495
fuck off with your shitty new webpage asshole.

Who gives that much of a fuck about a stupid video lol

$20 my ass hahahah

Im going to get a strippie for myself, get her to read a monolouge from hamlet thoughts?

i wonder if there's a limit to how long these videos are

>>723019791
Look at the one posted. They get fucking awkward when they can't be whory. It's weird. It's like being a whore is natural to them but being a normal person isnt. Hm.

>>723020094
exactly, i think it would be interesting to see what they do with it, of course id send a link for research and add in some motivation for me but how fucking great would it be if they ran with it?

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>>723014171
>do and say whatever you like.
So for 20 bucks, she'll let me come over and fuck her? Because unless she's physically handling my cock, it's not worth the investment.

>>723020759
What is that cartoon from. It's vaguely familiar, but I think it was too adult for me when it was on. Im 22 b4 anyone starts accusing. Lmao

>>723021337
>>>723020759
>What is that cartoon from. It's vaguely familiar, but I think it was too adult for me when it was on. Im 22 b4 anyone starts accusing. Lmao
That's dolan.

>>723021337
Duckman, yo. Used to be on USA, had a good run on latenight Comedy Central reruns.

>>723021337
go to kisscartoon.com
search duckman
its the one that says duckman: private dick/family man
ees okay show

>>723021711
>>723021626
Oh damn. Gonna hit that up and check out a few episodes. Sounds cool. Thanks, anon.

"Death to all Jews, subscribe to Keemstar"

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>>723014557
> Rub and tug
> way more fun than a voicemail

You, my good sir, have an extremely poor imagination.

Someone give these bitches money to;
Nazi Memes
MAGA
Praise Kek
Etc.

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We should all pitch in and get her to talk about how moot is a cuck.

>>723014171
Someone make them say "death to all niggers"

>>723016000
Trips, check em also yeah this is gonna be funny but hey money us money

>>723014171
Twitch.tv is like 2 dollars