okay /b/, welcome to the last installment of my threads. i want

Dont do it OP think of all the memes you haven't seen yet

>>723009973
Livestream suicide plx

u wont do it pussy bitch

Don't be so hard on yourself. Tomorrow's a new day.

>>723009973
OP don't, i've been in almost every one of these threads, you're so much better than you think fam

>>723009973
Bye OP, you remind me of a friar.

Deliver or gtfo manlet.

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>>723009973

=== Men are better. ===
>Here’s why

In general, men have approximately 6.5 times the amount of gray matter related to general intelligence than women, and women have nearly 10 times the amount of white matter related to intelligence than men. Gray matter represents information processing centers in the brain, and white matter represents the networking of – or connections between – these processing centers.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15734366

Men’s brains are 8-13% bigger in absolute volume, they overall contain 9% more grey matter and 13% more white matter on average.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3969295/

Men have 5 more IQ points in general
>http://www.uam.es/personal_pdi/psicologia/pei/download/Lynn2004.pdf

Men generally score the highest in the SATs
>https://www.ets.org/Media/Research/pdf/conf_achgapwomen_allspach.pdf

…

Women are twice as likely to get depressed, due to brooding
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3786159/

...

Men are physically stronger than women, who have, on average, less total muscle mass, both in absolute terms and relative to total body mass. The greater muscle mass of men is the result of testosterone-induced muscular hypertrophy. Men also have denser, stronger bones, tendons, and ligaments.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15746999
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8477683

don't do it, faggot.

aye fam bam i love ya god speed anon

>ps almost dying sucks its happened to me on multi occasions and im saying dyings gonna blow a whole hell of alot more

and?

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But if u die whos gonna be the person who bees u?

>>723009973
Why not kill Trump or any evil person in this world and die like a hero?

>>723009973
What did I miss?

Wanna talk about it champ?

>>723011119
almost quints

>>723009973
Goddammit, you're still alive? Did you eat shrooms yet? If not, then please, kys

dubs0

Trips and OP has to live thru 2017 with no Mcdonalds

>>723011344
kek

Will Brian Peppers actually do it, so he stops shitting up /b/ and finds peace, because his ugly, fat beta ass can't find a girlfriend?? Tune in at 11!

You're an Idafag aren't you? Get the fuck out of Idaho.

>an hero

>>723009973
So live stream or what, plus tell me your credit card information too.

>>723009973
fag

>>723009973
We haven't had a real one of these that actually happened in a long time.

>>723011048
Trump is not evil

>>723011697
implying he even has one

I'll see you in Valhalla brother-in-arms.


jk die in combat and try to save someone since you cant save yourself you fucking coward

>>723011965
sounds like something a friend of mine would say

>>723009973
Do I need to come pick you up and show you how to live life? We're looking for a new roommate. We will teach you how to party and have sex with hookers. Think about it.

>>723010194
i've seen more memes than 99% of mankind
>>723010207
won't have internet there
>>723010266
want to bet
>>723010311
thanks for being nice to me
>>723010329
i really don't agree. but you're a very good person, i'm sorry i wasted your time.
>>723010365
i basically was a friar for a while
>>723010420
technically both will be correct when i deliver
>>723010445
why are you bringing that stuff up?
>>723010499
i have to
>>723010712
it's going to happen eventually, no point in staying alive and wasting time
>>723010889
?
>>723010977
thankfully there will likely never be anyone as worthless as me again
>>723011048
nobody deserves to die
>>723011097
nothing
>>723011098
not really a lot to talk about

>>723013513
>Won't livestream it
u faker

>>723013513
if nobody deserves to die why kill yourself?

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>>723013513
Your still here

>>723011119
so close
>>723011261
where was i supposed to get shrooms
>>723011436
is it 11 there
>>723011471
yes i am
>>723011667
so close to satan trips
>>723011697
no, and no credit card
>>723011765
i guess
>>723011769
i don't remember the last one on 4chan
>>723011965
there's no combat around here
>>723012467
that would have been a good offer yesterday.

>>723013756
believe what you want
>>723013801
because i don't want to live. it's not that i deserve to die, it's that i want to.
>>723013808
for a little longer

How're ya gonna do it OP?

Op, call someone, get some help, i know shit may be hard but dying wont fix it.

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>>723013889
The suicides streamed from 4chan used to be popular, but now people bitch out, I remember the last one I saw was the beginning of 2016 they are rare, but man are they live

>>723009973
"last installment of my threads"
I've never seen one of your threads what are they about?

>>723013889
Seriously, /b/ra, you should come live with us. We have a pool across the street in a big park. You can fap from the bedroom window. Come, let us show you how to live, /b/uddy. We own our home, so you can do whatever the fuck you want as long as you don't destroy the house or hurt my dog.

you won't do it, faggot. you'll cry, have a nice wet dream in your tow-mater themed bedding, and continue your miserable existence until a hentai induced aneurysm in your 50s. pathetic, fuck off

>>723014665
take these guys advice OP, you wont fix anything, and you'll just make things worse. ive seen people in my family destroyed emotionally by suicides.

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How are you gonna kill yourself?

>>723014665
Thanks your so kind. But I'm not sure. Where is it?

an hero thread check em

>>723015031
Right outside of Boise.

>>723015150
Fuck that, I'd rather be dead

>>723009973

Whatever you decide to do, godspeed.

Personally, if you do it, I won't blame you one bit. This world is a shit hole, and you have more balls/motivation than I do.

>>723015284
>>723015150
Pffft

>>723015284
Lol, suit yourself. We have a good time.

>>723009973
well, if you're really gonna off yourself, can you at least post your real name/zip code so we can read your obituary?

>>723009973
Think of all the /b/tards you could still call niggers.

>>723015458
We are looking for a new roommate. Where you from?

OP why are you going to do it?

>>723015625
think of all the times you could get called nigger, OP

>>723015678
Syria but I make a great goat falafel

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>>723009973

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don't do it OP. there are so many other things you can do in this world.

>>723016036
Hell yes, you're hired. We've actually thought about getting refugees to live with us. Ya know, for culture and the like.

>>723015678
Is that a no?

>>723009973
Sleep on it man don't do anything right now. There's good and bad in everybody, life can get better

>>723016370
That's a yes, if you're cooking goat falafel

if I looked anything remotely like you I'd end my life too. sorry

>>723014360
hang myself. i live with my parents and i don't want them to find me so i'm going for a long drive so someone else finds me
>>723014458
nobody to call
>>723014477
yeah i remember those from years back, i must've missed it earlier.
>>723014543
nothing you didn't miss anything
>>723014665
>>723015150
boise huh. i'm from close to pocatello
>>723014757
never seen hentai, never had tow-mater themed bedding
>>723014991
what would be worse?
>>723015028
said earlier in this post
>>723015031
>>723015284
not me, notice the caps. i don't capitalize anything
>>723015449
this has taken years to work up courage
>>723015603
i would but i don't want anyone calling the cops before i even get a chance.
>>723015625
don't do that anyways
>>723015678
you keep saying "we" what do you mean

>>723011048
I bet your one of those stupid assholes who politicizes every mother fucking thing. kill yourself you self absorbed piece of shit.

hanging is painful if you dont snap your neck properly...

OP send your mom nudes first

>>723009973
DON'T FUCKING DO IT BRO , LET US SEE WHAT CAN WE DO TO HELP YOU !! DON'T LISTEN TO THIS FAGOTS

>>723015678
Can I move from Dublin in Ireland over to you? I have no money right now but I could find a job when I get over

>>723016938
dont pretend that you care. Someone just died and you couldn't prevent it. Do you feel for them too?

>>723009973
Do a flip faggot

>>723016668
Boisefag, here. We as in me and my brother. We bought a house together. When we move on in life We're going to rent it out and split the profits. Nice place, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, corner lot with a badass as park right across the street.

>>723015874
i don't wan't to be alone anymore and no one will ever care about me. nobody ever reaches out to me, if i don't want to be alone i have to basically beg. it's okay i get it, i'm just done
>>723016217
not really anything i want to do
>>723016408
it won't. i only go backwards
>>723016600
yup i get it.

>>723016953
Yeah, I'm down. Give me some way to contact you.

This is the same fucking thread you post ALL THE FUCKING TIME. I've been in so many live streams and tiny chat rooms. Yet you never do it. I seriously hope this is just a troll thread to draw out newfags.

>>723016668
i know this sounds dumb but why are you depressed/suicidal

what would be a reason for you to keep living?
what are things you like to do?
do you socialize face to face on a regular basis?
do you workout an adequate amount?
do you have a healthy diet/take vit d supplements?

>>723017059
Lul

>>723011048
Really hope you end up in a rekt thread you pussy fuckng faggot

Hey OP,

First time poster long time lurker here. What's your problem/s?

Sincerely,
Anon

>>723013513
>thankfully there will likely never be anyone as worthless as me again
I am at LEAST as worthless as you, anon.

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Oh boy, 4 chan.
CP and now this?

wow,

>>723009973
I bet OP may be dead by now but come on...

>>723009973
tldr see you next week

>>723013513
Fake ass faggot. Obviously seeking attention. You know.. you're going to die in a horrible accident now for being a fucking bitch

>>723017102
get a cat or doggo? Seriously man I'm a kissless 24 y/o virgin, the only "friends" I have were from college and only one still responds to my texts and they still only respond 1/10 times. and life still isn't that bad to where I would kms

In current year there is so much to do, do you have any hobbies beyond 4chin?

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>>723009973
Ok

So is OP gone guys?

I hope he dies painfully

>>723018862
why did this make me laugh so hard?

please reply OP... imagine the sun on your skin as you walk down the street next to a friend you can really trust or hear a song that gives you life each time. Imagine the excitement of meeting someone absolutely awesome. There will always be excitement somewhere. It will happen.

>>723019627
>Next to a friend
>a friend
>friend

Asshole

what exactly are you crying about? If you're too much of a pussy to go out and make friends on your own then you're too much of a pussy to commit suicide. You won't do it. All youll do is cry about it in your room.

>>723009973
dont do it i love you
please
someone loves you i promise

>>723009973
Don't do it. Jizzus loves you /b/ro

This stupid faggit ain't gonna do shit.
Crying wolf faggit assed bitch boy.

>>723020640
>>723020665
see i told you someone loves you

>>723016668
>>723017102
>>723009973
OP you're really going to hurt your family, they will be destroyed and the rest of their lives will be defined by you taking your own life. You'll end their life if you take yours too. Please take into consideration their feelings too. If it makes you feel better, I am a shut in NEET and literally have no drive to meet with people at all.

Jesus Christ loves you OP, no need to do this. Talk to God about it.

Austin? Fuck
I knew this guy
he lives in Seaside, CA

>>723021246
you know who? op or someone else?

op r u there?
please dont go yet
i wanna talk more
i love you

i think op is dead
i actually feel depressed
fuck

>>723016668
>hang myself
if you're gonna hang yourself, make sure to keep the rope under your jaw and have at least six feet of drop distance to ensure you break your neck.

good luck, dumbass!

>>723021743
We can only hope not. I can't imagine how sad his parents would feel for the rest of their lives.

>>723021805
faggot

please op dont go i need to know your still there

do you wanna talk?

<3 even if you don't see this, I hope you know I care about you OP

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>>723022095
i care too

>>723021948
>>723021743
it's been almost an hour since he last posted. He's either dead, about to be dead, crying or asleep.

can we get a final post saying goodbye
goodbye op
godspeed

seriously OP... I love youuuu <3

>>723022313
agreed. Bless this faggot.

>>723022186
or masturbating to furries

>>723009973
You're too much of a crying faggot to do it. Kys

DONT LET THIS THREAD DIE DAMNIT
WE"VE GOTTA KEEP 'ER AFLOAT CAPTAIN

>>723022151
What's this monkey called again? I can't get Bonzie out of my head.
I used to spend hours feeding that little fucker bananas and swear words to repeat.

do it u faggot

OP WHERE ARE YOU

>>723022590
Bonzai Buddy Adware pioneer

>>723022560
A'rrrr, der be an ice berg on the horizon Capta'n

>>723022778
Bonzi

>>723022186
I'm crying while touching my tiny pecker

>>723022876
thats fucking hot

OP join the hoedown

>>723021245
preach

honestly im so tired of OP bitching on 4chan every few days though. if you want a change in your life make it happen stop complaining.

>>723022778
>>723022860
I'm gonna save the little bastard. Good times.
Anyone know where I can get some more adware, just like Bonzi Buddy in this day and age?

>>723023253
im pretty sure you can find a safe version of bonzi that does the same shit
could be wrong

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Just get a fucking job and workout, but whatever. L8r kid