So if I were to drink a gallon of water, would I be an exact

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>>722999888
Fucking checked, nigga.

>>722999888
NICE TRIPTRIPS

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>>723000008
OFF BU 8

This is a legitiment question, fucking high on pain meds and I heard some dude tell me we are made of water and distant cousins of cucumbers, so why aren't we measured in gallons. Better yet, cucumbers

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>>723000313
Because the only way we'd be able to measure humans in gallons is to turn them into a liquid equivilant. Now unless you want to find a giant centerfuge and turn yourself into a puddle of bloody goo there's no way to measure it.

That being said, if you did drink 1 gallon of water , even if we can't find your total ammount if gallons, you would undoutaby be 1 gallon heavier.

>>723000864
So I've gotta melt myself, ,what if I like was eaten by a tiger, and had the tiger piss me out. Would I not be liquid and therefore someone could measure me. Like I'll donate my body to science

Gallons is a measurement of volume. Measuring yourself would be done by full submersion to test displacement. Weight is a far easier measurent. A gallon of water at room temperature weighs 8.6lbs per gallon. You wouldn't be a gallon heavier. You'd be 8.6lbs heavier and displace a similar volume after drinking a gallon.

Because a gallon is a measurement of volume, not mass.

>>722999743
> One gallon heavier

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>>723001247
Hivemind

>>723001399
Wtf is going on in this thread.....

>>723001099
Nah, wouldn't be accurate. Tigers eat alot of stuff and some of you would get digested. When you came out you'd be like 60% you, 35% carabiou (or warthog or something) and 5% Tiger.

Better off finding a diffrent way or just as kind a scientist for help.

So if I were to eat a bag of charcoal, would I be an exact bag of charcoal heavier? If so how many bags of charcoal am I currently cause why don't we use that as measurements since our bodies are carbon based