TeacherFag here White male teacher 30yo Teaching English in

North, middle or south of England?
Aren't you sick of 'Of mice and men' or 'A lord of the flies'

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>>722989766

You've just been visited by the salty hairy pedo sped of /b/. Autism and lack of YouTube fame will come to you unless you comment "you're autistic and your videos are shit" on this video. There are no immunities.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xeYfX1gIha8

>>722989766
I home school, do you think they are missing out on the social aspects of school? or is it pretty much dogshit as everyone claims?
> I went to private school and loved every minute of it
> Cant afford it for my own.

>>722990058
of mice and men is off the curriculum now!
in the north laddie

>>722990273
no clue, no experience with them

How often do the staff gossip about the kid's relationships

I remember back when a teacher would act really weird around these two students cause there was a rumour going around that they were fucking eachother underrage

>>722989766
K Y S
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>>722990376
i make comments almost daily to the kids, but it is rare that staff talk about the kids, unless this links to behaviour etc

Ever any sexual tension?

>>722990565
you have kids who clearly are fucking, and make the typical sex related comments - but no teacher student from my experience

>>722989766
I know you've jerked it thinking about one of them before

The question is will you admit it

>>722990745
one of them?

>>722990817
Lol you

Is it a decent school? grammar, comprehensive, private?

>>722991046
just a comp - not the best.
kids love me though, no behaviour issues etc

If the oppurtunity arose and you think you could get away with it, would you

>>722991228
it isn't worth it.
it might sound the safe line.
but imagine getting caught....
life career and everything it's over
even if you 'got away' what if they went to the police etc at a later date.

>>722991372
Let's be honest how likely would it even come close to happening? Are you reasonably attractive? Are you that teacher that everyone wants to fuck or are you loveable Mr Easy Going but ugly

>>722991102
Mr Harrison?

How is the job and how was training? What do you need in order to specialise a subject. I wanna be a teacher, always thought English, biology or geography.

Trouble is I'm dyscalculic and am scared no uni will want me.

Scotland btw

>>722991593
if you pulled string, over many years it could be done - it isn't something from day 1.

i guess you would have to plant seeds and then just keep pushing over the months and years.

but this is called grooming.

>>722991697
I had a teacher called that too

>>722991749
lol you are a Scot - FUCK OFF

Bump for interest

>>722991798

BUT YOU'RE NORTHERN

You're basically a scot in every way except you say "fook uf"

>>722989766
At what point in your uni/post-uni career did you decide to do teaching

I know the government is trying to offer big incentives for new teachers so I'm considering it

....sir?

>>722992396
my fees were paid for - poor back ground, i was travelling and teaching english kinda liked it, plus it was hard af to get a job after 2008

>>722992300
the sooner you lot leave the uk the better- you all piss me off

>>722992485
why is your skirt so high?

>>722992571
Would you reccomend teaching?

north west/east??

Which uni did you go to?

>>722992704
no.
i am good at it
but too much marking
most teachers dont gel with kids
i do.
>>722992746
NW

>>722992806
uni of life

>>722992807
County?

What's your favourite kind of student? Like quiet or loud?

You have work tomorrow why are you up?

>>722992960
Half term

>>722992890
ones who wear bright coloured bras
nah - loud ones for the jokes
>>722992960
no school tomorrow - half term

Let us in on the teacher drama?

>>722992571

Well tbf we did try to leave and then you guys cried like toddlers cuz we'd have taken the oil and gave you back the nukes.
Now you're stuck with us brother <3 better together

Which poetry cluster you doing?

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>>722989766
Why aren't you teaching ESL in Korea/Japan to 14-18 y/olds and fucking one (or more) of them?

There was this ESL guy, liked to post pictures of asian qtpies he banged.

>>722989766
If you were allowed to give your students a smacked bottom, would you and how would you administer it?

>>722993153
i've lived that life wink wink
>>722993204
nah wouldnt be brought back - some would get turned on - i wouldnt though - the kids behave for me
>>722993130
dude it is half term - just gave them a mock on macbeth - swamped marking that atm

>>722993371
Why did you stop? Sounds like heaven to me!

Of course I am more attracted to asians than a nigga to big booty.

Near manc?

Describe what you see.

How big is the school?

>>722993481
me the same. gf is asian
i didnt want to be yet another white guy in asia teaching english - not a long term option
>>722993500
i can see the beetham from my flat right now - howbadat?

>>722993655
Why bad in long term? Care to clarify? A lot of competition, low salary, cause too many lib fags want to teach esl?

>>722993850
starting a family,
wouldn';t wanna be 50 and teaching english

Any good teacher + teacher drama? No staff parties where everyone has one too many and you're nailing Miss Robinson on a one night stand?

>>722993371
>some would get turned on
Only those with a functioning libido.

>>722993942
Miss Robinson got married

>>722993500
This op

>>722993942
>>722994052
nah i dont hang out with them

know a few have fucked,
dont care

>>722994173
my laptop

ever thrown a chair at a pupil and then left to fit beds?

>>722993929
How old are you now?

What are you planning on transitioning to from teaching and how long would it take you?

I mean, you are still teaching english, just to a populace you can't fuck (which is understandable if you are moving towards family with the asian qt gf).

Post gf

>>722994440
nah
>>722994457
30
>>722994457
but i am safer in the long term - more stable, and not drinking cheap ass beer each day and trying to get on youtube.
>>722994544
nah but she is 23 and hot af

bullshit?

any teachers that are probably paedos?

How often can you see girls bras through their shirts, and how often do you see girls with their bra straps hanging down?

>>722995142
not that i know
i'd report anything anyway

it is one thing to joke online but something completely different in person.

>>722995434
daily. some girls wear bright bras. the most common is them pulling their tights up right infront of you exposing a little more skin
also sometimes if the shirt doesnt fit and their tits are big enough, their will be a gap between the buttons of the shirt.

bra straps dont really fall down guess the shirts are tighter there, but some adjust yeah

how much do you fantasize about your pupils?

Got any who try to tease you? i.e bending down infront of you to "pick up a pen"

What's your favourite year to teach?

What's the sluttiest/sexiest thing you've seen one of your students do?

Are you a good teacher? What grades do your students normally get?

>>722995873
i just fap to jav
>>722995941
nah nothing at all
>>722995950
y11 - longer relationships = better banter

Ofsted are a bunch of cunts
Agree? Disagree?

When's the best time to start revising for GCSEs/A Levels

>>722996304
nah - i am a quality teacher so i dont sweat them
>>722996319
Y7 - Embed skills haha
but seriously we are 3 year ks4 so y11 has all been revision

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as a middle school teacher, I approve of this thread and OPs responses. Pretty much how it is for me too.

does your school sent the unruley brats away when ofsted came?

mine did surprised they didn't smell a rat when the classrooms where near empty

>>722996537
lol nah i've hear stories of this though

How long have you been/do you see yourself in the current school you're in

I notice in this thread you think you're some sick teacher with no misbheaving kids - are you going to try and push on to a better school and earn more £££ or stay in the comfort zone of familiar surroundings even with a smaller pay packet

>>722996039
short skirts - walk up stairs letting boys see
>>722996065
very good
>>722996630
the opposite i would go to a rougher school - that is where the money is - they want to attract good teachers, esp inner city london.
a better school isnt defined in terms of best grades when it relates to pay

i certainly wouldnt want to work in a grammar school - pressure would be different

i will do one or two more years at my current school.

remember teachers' pay is set nationally...

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>>722990817
BOOM!!!This guy gets it!!

>>722991697
Think more... Mr. Garrison

right - class over - i am off to bed
unlss anyone has any final thoughts?

>>722991798
Jesus Christ you're a ducking tool.
Do kids realize how fucking lame you are?
>I've turned the corner with 3 in the laSt 4 years.
Why are you here trying so hard?