how do iget out of work today

>>722987571
bomb threat is always a classic.

>>722987571
Kill yourself?

>>722987571
Confirmed for having a shit tier job.

Any decent career field worth having allows you to take a day off without a lot of questions asked.

When you work at a job with a name tag and shit pay though, you have to be deathly ill to get off and even then, they're not going to be happy.

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Don't fucking go? Do you not have sick time at your shit job?

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>>722987571
just sit at your desk and wait till 5PM and they'll let you go no questions asked its really easy lol

>>722987930
>>722988015
yeah ive got a shit job
part time at a helmet assembly joint, assembling packing and posting all over the world. its kinda cool coz its a small operation that trades internationally in large quantities but under the pump its a shit fucking job
but its all good bros i just called and asked if i was working today and they said come in tomorrow...which also means im still poor wew

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>>722988138
>lol

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>>722988253
So, are you gonna be a faggot and waste this newly found freedom? Why skip work?

>>722988253
Go with rectal bleeding and say you need to see the doctor today.

>>722988590
im playing for honor now

>>722989007
At least do something worthwhile if you manage to get time off.

>>722989309
what should i do take the dog for a walk, i ll do that later

>>722987788
Kek