[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Why are Americans so small?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 128
Thread images: 54

File: 1487528740591.jpg (123KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]
1487528740591.jpg
123KB, 1200x800px
Why are Americans so small?
>>
>>722964019
Trump is over 6 foot
>>
>>722964019
I have noticed Americans are small though.
>>
File: 1484839744827.jpg (112KB, 960x640px) Image search: [Google]
1484839744827.jpg
112KB, 960x640px
>>722964122
>amerismalls
>>
File: 1487530231151.jpg (399KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]
1487530231151.jpg
399KB, 1200x800px
I guess that's why he isn't called Mike Pound.
>>
File: 1484387736152.jpg (108KB, 508x764px) Image search: [Google]
1484387736152.jpg
108KB, 508x764px
Don't they eat well?
>>
>>722964777
Holy
>>
>>722964727
I can hear that joke whooshing over the heads of most of the Americans on /b/, and not just because they're small.
>>
>>722964216

>comparing Americans with tallest people in the world

well that's hardly fair
>>
>>722964216
Dutchman living in the US: I can confirm this, it is like white people China over here.
>>
>>722964019
>Americans are small
>Americans are fat
Pick one, Eurocucks
>>
>>722964216

is that keemstar on the right?
>>
File: 1484376387470.jpg (191KB, 1024x683px) Image search: [Google]
1484376387470.jpg
191KB, 1024x683px
BPC (Big Pole Cock)
>>
>>722964940

>implying the two are mutually exclusive

the failure of amerifats to grasp simple concepts boggles the mind
>>
File: 1484629587317.jpg (251KB, 444x566px) Image search: [Google]
1484629587317.jpg
251KB, 444x566px
>>722965021
fix'd
>>
Americans were big enough to reach the moon.
>>
File: 1484578212726.png (477KB, 546x683px) Image search: [Google]
1484578212726.png
477KB, 546x683px
>>722965092
here
>>
File: 1484517873261.png (556KB, 513x763px) Image search: [Google]
1484517873261.png
556KB, 513x763px
>>722964777
>>
File: 1484502123403.png (612KB, 640x634px) Image search: [Google]
1484502123403.png
612KB, 640x634px
>>
>>722965104
Cry
>>
Oooo height memes. And this time with good OC.
You're making progress, /b/.
>>
File: image.jpg (268KB, 1000x541px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
268KB, 1000x541px
>go to google to see if this is true
>see this

holy shit
>>
Pence is just a manlet and VÄ“jonis (president of latvia) is kinda above average latvian height
>>
File: t_886779[1].jpg (212KB, 1000x782px) Image search: [Google]
t_886779[1].jpg
212KB, 1000x782px
>>722965557
shit, forgot pic
>>
They aren't small, its just other countries purposely put their tallest soldiers in place for photo ops and propaganda.
>>
File: nintchdbpict000293730583.jpg (85KB, 960x638px) Image search: [Google]
nintchdbpict000293730583.jpg
85KB, 960x638px
>>
>>722965736
>niggas name is White
>>
File: 1484506338733.png (81KB, 248x248px) Image search: [Google]
1484506338733.png
81KB, 248x248px
>>722965146
how will americans ever recover?
>>
>>722965736
>>722965802

>German has a polack name
>>
>>722964122
what a manlet
>>
File: 1485886783156.png (89KB, 799x577px) Image search: [Google]
1485886783156.png
89KB, 799x577px
>>722965698
>be american
>get short
>>
I wouldn't be surprised if america has been shrinking these days. All that shitty food they have isn't good for health.
>>
File: amerilets.png (32KB, 460x480px) Image search: [Google]
amerilets.png
32KB, 460x480px
>>722966075
>amerikeks
>>
File: Germany.jpg (731KB, 3007x1984px) Image search: [Google]
Germany.jpg
731KB, 3007x1984px
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>722966171
I read somewhere its related to children and their general happiness and quality of life.
top tall countries also have the top happiest children etc.

forgot where I got that from, I think it was a unicef report
>>
File: china.jpg (308KB, 900x644px) Image search: [Google]
china.jpg
308KB, 900x644px
>>722964898
>China
>>
>>722964940
They are small, fat and you proved they are really stupid too.
>>
File: 1474727708124.jpg (37KB, 457x459px) Image search: [Google]
1474727708124.jpg
37KB, 457x459px
>>
File: C33ASDsVUAQRqFI.jpg (29KB, 677x365px) Image search: [Google]
C33ASDsVUAQRqFI.jpg
29KB, 677x365px
>>722965698
>>722966075
it's harder to get shot if you're a midget
>>
File: image.jpg (40KB, 204x200px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
40KB, 204x200px
>>722965337
Say again?
>>
File: top.jpg (18KB, 467x460px) Image search: [Google]
top.jpg
18KB, 467x460px
>>722966171
not a scientist but nutrition and lack of movement could actually be a large part of the reason why americans shrink
>>
>>722966518
inb4 it's french flag now
>>
>>722966330

It's all related to food, either more carb+sugar diet while young or hormone high food (high testosterone will fuse bone growth plates faster and stop the bone from extending).

I'm inclined to the hormones.
>>
File: DT.jpg (131KB, 898x768px) Image search: [Google]
DT.jpg
131KB, 898x768px
>>
>>722965104
Only small people have such a big inferiority complex that they need to proove themself to be first at something. You guys are cute.

"Look mom, i'm a big boy, i reached the moon"

You are still small, fat and stupid.
>>
File: 1484498935282.jpg (986KB, 1200x660px) Image search: [Google]
1484498935282.jpg
986KB, 1200x660px
>>722966518
Not so fast, shorty
>>
File: 1442362715154.png (898KB, 1500x1430px) Image search: [Google]
1442362715154.png
898KB, 1500x1430px
>>
>>722966592
>It's all related to food

source?
>>
File: 1442361697074.jpg (20KB, 480x486px) Image search: [Google]
1442361697074.jpg
20KB, 480x486px
>>722966661
>>
File: 14845069763294.png (169KB, 253x541px) Image search: [Google]
14845069763294.png
169KB, 253x541px
>>722965911
>>
>>722965698
>propaganda

Yeah because everyone is trying to make you look small on purpose. Shut up manlet.
>>
>>722966342

>left column obviously standing on a platform
>>
File: Colonel, I shrunk the americans.png (131KB, 281x364px) Image search: [Google]
Colonel, I shrunk the americans.png
131KB, 281x364px
>>
>>722966075
Lol they are the only country getting smaller and smaller each generation. Pathetic manlets!
>>
>>722965503
I would say the brits are small too, but they are clearly using one of their colonial asians, which makes up for it
>>
File: 1484506762877.jpg (263KB, 1200x660px) Image search: [Google]
1484506762877.jpg
263KB, 1200x660px
>>722966644
>>
>>722966979
kek
>>
File: 1487529156755.jpg (519KB, 1200x660px) Image search: [Google]
1487529156755.jpg
519KB, 1200x660px
>>722967063
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdLovAaYzM
>>
>>722966518
You are still a manlet though.
It's not like you got on the moon and now you are the tallest country in the world.
You are still fat retarded dwarves. Your inferior genes will be purged by nature soon and that flag will mean nothing at all.
>>
>>722966953
Keep dreaming manlet.
>>
File: Polish soldiers.png (934KB, 1182x677px) Image search: [Google]
Polish soldiers.png
934KB, 1182x677px
>>
>>722966953

>american in denial
>>
>>722964019
Pence is taller then putin
>>
File: 14845073877209.jpg (382KB, 1024x684px) Image search: [Google]
14845073877209.jpg
382KB, 1024x684px
>amerishorts
>>
>>722966953
It's obvious that they would be smaller anyway.
>>
>>722967868
The guys with the green berets are from the UK, right?
>>
File: Capture.png (55KB, 841x342px) Image search: [Google]
Capture.png
55KB, 841x342px
>>722968003
>>
>>722968073
Oh right. Even better
>>
>>722966979
kekd
>>
>>722966462
>be american
>get short
>wear shoes in the shower
>boil your water in the microwave
>don't be allowed to fill your car with gas
>get shot
>lose all your money in the hospital
>tip the doctor
>the doctor takes the tip of your benis instead
>drive back home
>skip some red light
>get shot by the police
>>
>>722968369
>>don't be allowed to fill your car with gas
wait wat?
>>
File: 1465011971736.png (83KB, 211x244px) Image search: [Google]
1465011971736.png
83KB, 211x244px
>>
File: 1464991858090.jpg (57KB, 361x691px) Image search: [Google]
1464991858090.jpg
57KB, 361x691px
>>
File: 1473110242515.jpg (52KB, 731x644px) Image search: [Google]
1473110242515.jpg
52KB, 731x644px
>>
>>722964019
Pence is a 5'9" manlet
>>
File: us victory parade in paris.jpg (268KB, 667x407px) Image search: [Google]
us victory parade in paris.jpg
268KB, 667x407px
>amerismurfs
>>
File: 1480985532561.jpg (59KB, 552x433px) Image search: [Google]
1480985532561.jpg
59KB, 552x433px
>>722968870
>>
>>722966075
Because Mexicans and Asians aren't that tall, they bring the average down. Lots more of them around now than in 1950.
>>
>>722968369
whats with the shoes in the shower tho
>>
>>722969372
>1825
>>
File: timeTostopPosting.jpg (33KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]
timeTostopPosting.jpg
33KB, 500x375px
>>
>>722967550
>>722967754
>>722967875
some butthurt niggers in here fo sho lol 'hurr they short'
>>
>>722966644
Topkek on the shoop.

Those guns are apparently 5 ft long.
>>
File: 1488734282809.jpg (508KB, 1914x660px) Image search: [Google]
1488734282809.jpg
508KB, 1914x660px
>>722969992
found the original
>>
>>722964019
Latvian people are just big.
>>
>>722970460
latvian
people

pick only one, please.
>>
>>722964727
>>722964832
kek
>>
>>722965736
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
>>
>>722968003
Yes. Royal Marines.The dwarfs in white are from some colonial outfit
>>
So why are Americans so short?
>>
>>722965503
The italian looks dope tho
>>
>>722969838
Are you short of insults?
>>
>>722964161
>>722964019
Are you shitting me? Overseas I can always spot another American - they're the tallest, beefiest looking fuckers out of the bunch
>>
>>722964832
We all know about your faggy British money
>>
File: 1484873873800.jpg (89KB, 400x562px) Image search: [Google]
1484873873800.jpg
89KB, 400x562px
>>722973823
>>
File: 1484488731146.jpg (373KB, 1024x683px) Image search: [Google]
1484488731146.jpg
373KB, 1024x683px
>>722965021
>>
File: 1484519087349.jpg (90KB, 445x566px) Image search: [Google]
1484519087349.jpg
90KB, 445x566px
>>
>>722966518
>less force opposing growth on moon
>still short
Kek
>>
File: 1484498738432.jpg (75KB, 564x654px) Image search: [Google]
1484498738432.jpg
75KB, 564x654px
must be hard
>>
>>722964216
Niggers are not American.
>>
>>722974354
and americans are the niggers of the white race, you're perfect for eachother.
>>
File: 1484505873007.jpg (66KB, 460x259px) Image search: [Google]
1484505873007.jpg
66KB, 460x259px
>>
File: 1484508731201.jpg (97KB, 620x436px) Image search: [Google]
1484508731201.jpg
97KB, 620x436px
>>
>tfw was 5''8'
>after surgery I'm now 6''
I still wouldn't recommend the surgery. It was one year full of pain and not being able to walk.
>>
File: 1484549834959.jpg (118KB, 900x675px) Image search: [Google]
1484549834959.jpg
118KB, 900x675px
>>
File: 1485886287311.jpg (824KB, 1026x890px) Image search: [Google]
1485886287311.jpg
824KB, 1026x890px
>>
File: 1484516887361.jpg (256KB, 1000x742px) Image search: [Google]
1484516887361.jpg
256KB, 1000x742px
>>
File: 1485886763876.jpg (58KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]
1485886763876.jpg
58KB, 600x400px
>>
File: amerismalls.jpg (214KB, 960x1440px) Image search: [Google]
amerismalls.jpg
214KB, 960x1440px
>>
>>722969372 moar smols in denial
>>
Lots of grasping for straws and cherry picking.
But I can see why the Europoors are mad. It's not everyday you get culturally enriched by Achmed and your leaders throw your people under the bus because "muh equality".

Feels good being Merican, Feels good not being cucked by MOOHAMAD while watching your mothers/sisters/cousins get raped by roving bands of minorities.
>>
This whole thread = inferiority complex

Why so butthurt Euros?
>>
idk
>>
>>722973823
But coincidentally you are below 180cm, right?
>>
File: 1438580779279.jpg (109KB, 962x485px) Image search: [Google]
1438580779279.jpg
109KB, 962x485px
>tfw
>>
>>722975227
Why are you getting smaller?
>>
>>722975160
>>722975227
>60% white
lmao
>>
6'1 mate
>>
>>722966979
My sides are out of this dimention
>>
>>722975579
They only grow to the sides
>>
>>722975331
6'2", nigger
>>
File: 51270 (1).jpg (320KB, 800x533px) Image search: [Google]
51270 (1).jpg
320KB, 800x533px
>>
>>722964122
>6 foot
>tall
Spot the manlet
>>
>>722964161
We have an average height that's higher than most of the world what are you talking about?
>>
>>722968451
In some states gas stations can't let you pump your own gas, and attendants have to do it for you.
>>
>>722965081
I can't hear you over the U.Ks 80+% obesity rate.
>>
>>722978337
lol no >>722966075
>>
>>722975624
>Implying

lol Still not getting raped by Achmed. Still not the literally the land of SJW progressivism. Enjoy living in mud huts in our life times.
Thread posts: 128
Thread images: 54


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.