non-porn webm

>>722959396
That dog is so happy and I love it.

>>722959396
this makes me feel like living for one more day

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>>722959455
>non-porn webm

>>722959641
would fuck that bitch

>>722959832
But she wouldn't fuck you

>>722959396
This is so pure

>>722960161
are those seals or something?

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Is trying to adapt to humans or did it just wash up like that?

>>722960282
Looks like fish you dumb fuck

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I could have done better.

>>722960282
theyre hairless otters retard

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>would bang/10

>>722960282
sure

>>722960370

That fucking filename.

>>722960686
>European New Year's Eve

>>722960282
>seals

this has gotta be bait, you can't be that retarded

>>722960686

niggers acting like niggers. big surprise

>@ New T-E-E-Nsites Board Op@ned @

http://sexy-gerlz.pw/

>>722960760

more niggers acting like niggers.

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>>722960858

You have apparently never been to Europe. Because that high density of Negroes is absolutely uncommon here. Actually of all the immigrant groups the black ones are among the more decent ones.

>>722959396
Wlch corgi

>>722960282
navy seals. you can tell by the multicam pattern

>>722960161
nude beaver migration

>>722959455
Are you fucking illiterate?!

>>722961661
nice

>>722960613
When I was a teenager, a black squirrel started hanging out in our neighborhood.

Property values plummeted faster than the twin towers.

>>722961928

Man this makes me so angry. Little punkass chicken shits wanna punch an old lady, they can get buttfucked by a 300lb nigger

>>722961661
Oh my god, what a good doggo.

I hope he gets steaks once a week.

>>722962314
wut

>>722960686
Dey dindu nuffin. Dem white ass cracka ass crackas wuz talkin' shit. Dey raysis

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What is happening here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24lrSguuk9E

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>>722959396
this warmed my heart
i don't want to die anymore. so cute,.

>>722960760
Dis be whitey's fault. Dey raysis.

Black lives matter!

>>722962491
Brootilly beaton!

>>722960161
they're smarter than the dumb fuck deer at crossing the street and waiting for the cars to pass

>>722959568
love how the first thing the guy sitting near the back does is makes sure he's got his personal belongings with him and then kicks the door + gets off the bus.... not bothering to check anyone else is OK

>>722962097
Guns are racist.

>>722962105
Christ, thanks Anon.

>>722961281
Steals $100 worth of drugs, does $6,000 worth of damage to his car.

>>722962832
Fake news

>>722960282
they're eels you dumb fuck, seals can't survive outside the water like that

>>722960686
day of the rope when?

>>722963036
They're koalas. They drag their noses across streets in southern Australia to get to their eucalyptus milkshake brunfies.

>>722960858
nah they were african americans

we've got something far worse over here: muslims

>>722962809
well, implying they would check him.

>>722959568
just had a crash with a 2015 ford.
car is totaled, I felt nothing.

modern cars are fucking amazing.
well, on one hand you walk away like nothing happened, on the other you just lost a whole fucking car.

its kinda good and bad?

>>722961433
solid gf, she just started laying into the monkeys right away

>>722959568
haha holy shit

>>722960613
I still don't get this webm, why it gets spammed this much.

>>722963206
story?

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>>722963354

Maybe next time don't by an american shit can and go with a european brand.

>>722961818
>when someone is better than you at starcraft

>>722959455
Daily reminder that gays are mentally ill people who promote aids acceptance and even promote aids worshipping.

>>722963595
Lmao I was thinking the exact same thing! What else could it be?

>>722963515
Motorcycle guy won huge lawsuit right? Sorry Muhammad but Eurabia is shit.

>>722963515
> European brand
Like what exactly?

I don't even know a good brand from the top of my head. VW? Audi? Mercedes? BMW? All of them are money sinks. Shit engines, over-engineered shit that is designed to break down. Well, everything is designed that way, but they take it a step further.

Renault? Citroen? Good luck with the electronics and engine.

Dacia? LADA? Well, if LADA would have a turbo at least, I would consider them, but I don't think these would be any safer than the Ford.

>>722963346
That fight in Montreal fucking Inuit garbage polluting our streets

>>722963702
Why would he win? He brake checked the driver, lol. He received a fine probably, and spent a few weeks in hospital most likely.

>>722963715
>amerilards actually believe this
kek

>>722961433

More niggers. Arm yourselves /b/, go register to carry. Fuck these monkeys

>>722963760
Was his breaklight out? I didn't see any braking from the cycle

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>>722963756

You back to Europe, white bread.

>>722963848
>>722963760
Shit nevermind I see it now, fuck the cyclefag hope he's in a wheelchair now. People who do that shit deserve to die.

>>722963771
Mate, I am from Europe. Never been to US.
I only listed European brands.

>>722963848
His brake light comes on at 0:10 when he starts the heavy breaking. He basically "brake checks" like fucking assholes do with cars - but he forgets he is on a bike.

>>722963924
this is the best. kek.

>>722963852
Wtf you talking about son

>>722963206

funny name but the fact its not american plates or signs kinds of ruins it

>>722962731
I was about to say you'd never get a group of white people acting like that but then....

>>722963346

>>722962105
sauce?

>>722962524
oh shit

>>722963935
And I am not saying Ford is better. Fuck no.

> paint was so thin it came off from washing
> if you tried to clean the window, put up the wipers, then start engine, they would try to force their way back in - scraping off paint from the hood
> paint came off from paper boxes inside too
> basically NO repairman in the entire country, and I can't take it to any nearby country either (though I talked with many people, they had the same experience with any brand)

>>722963346
>falls on her head
>throws 2 punches in the air

I lose every fucking time.

>>722964059
>ugly mongoloid face
>white

>>722960613
are those seals or something?

>>722964156
>> throws 2 punches in the air
> AOE damage

>>722961526
South Africa? I heard young blacks kill and assault whites for fun and sport in that country. For some reason the dutch and the english wont take in any whites from SA though, pretty weird.

>>722963924
what was with the kick after knocking him off the bike - surely that is assault and pretty much an instant win for him with the dashcam footage?

>>722964365
Fake news

>>722964156
are they eskimos?

>>722962105
saucce, anything more?

>>722962991
are they eskimos?

>>722963760
When you rear-end somebody it's almost always your fault. Yes, the guy on the bike was being a total fuckhead, but the guy in the car (by law) should have slowed down and gotten out from behind him. The guy in front of you speeding up and slowing down randomly isn't an excuse to hit someone. I do think the guy on the bike deserved it for being a fuckhead, and even more for giving all motorcyclists a bad name. People think nothing of cutting me off because they're used to motorcycles all driving like this shitstain. That said, a rear-end collision is still a rear-end collision and the car's insurance probably had to pay for the bike.

>>722963924
>>722964434
>>722964365
http://lanesplitter.jalopnik.com/motorcycle-speeder-wins-180-000-in-case-against-cop-wh-1754583037

>>722959731
I fucking died

>>722964563
Your mom's an eskimo.

>>722964439
Maybe, sometimes looks can be quite confusing when it comes to ethnics, especially when mixed.
>>722964563
No you fucking retard. They're obviously semitic, that's why they're cutting the foreskin off.

>>722960858
>trying to damage control this hard
Kek, nice try American

>>722964705
That's not actually an insult, since "eskimo" means "human". Their nationality/ethnicity is Inuit. It's a common misconception.
>"What are you?"
>"We're people."
>"'Eskimo'? Okay, let me write that down."

>>722964705

kek! I like you guys

>>722964876
Your MOM'S a human!

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Apparently Americans call this Nacho Libre, because liberty, you know...

>>722964317
Thats 100% America, Blacks here don't speak in that facial manner like they grew up in the American ghettos, if that was South Africa (Which I live in) The whites there would have gone absolutely ape shit, would have beaten them to death, shit here hangs on a wire, both sides are too scared to touch the other because at any time a small scale war could happen in any area, blacks have numbers, whites have guns. To be fair though its Coloureds and whites vs blacks, the coloureds hate them more than we do.

>>722963465
Had gasoline container inside car AND was smoking.

>>722963346
i'd beat the shit out of that fucking whale. could've killed someone with the weight

>>722963760
>He brake checked the driver
That's not illegal and the driver was at fault.

>>722965059
This was confirmed Mexico.

>>722965059
>ok this is hygienic
>looks sweet
>some people some pepper I guess
>oh god what is that
>please stop
>no
>oh my god please stop
>i beg you
>stop pls

>>722965059
This is Mexican streetfood.
t. resident /ck/ shitposter

>>722962105
yet another illiterate

>>722959396
Sauce

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>>722965275

>t. resident /ck/ shitposter

>>722960028
India is so fucking discusting and chaotic. I just dont know why people travel to india. For culture shock?

>>722963715
I drive a 1998 Mercedes C180 - best car in the world - runs smooth as shit - never any repairs - will keep it forever
bet you this ride will win any kissing duel with a new shit car

>>722962524
unfortunately fake but quite funny

>>722964731
I'm an engineerfag and I'm going to need some sort of explanation.

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>>722965060

Yeah because fucking South African blacks treat white people, coloured people and any type of foreigners like shit. I have never seen more racist people in my life than black South Africans.

>>722965553
fukkin magnets

>>722965553
not much gravity in space

I'd say then that you're not a very good engineerfag. Probably more fag than engineer.

Video shot on space station (ISS). No gravity.

Ever flipped a hammer by the handle? It'll do the same thing (albeit, not as cool though, because, you know....gravity).

>>722961061
Story?

>>722964589
The police makes a case first, then the insurance agency decides.
In this case the driver had a clear view, but the motorcycle guy braked too instantly, on purpose.
No matter how they twist that, no one will pay for that bike.

Usually you can hire "experts" to twist things... but this?

>>722965195
> That's not illegal
"Forcing others to suddenly break is against the law".
This is not the quote from law of course, but that's the idea.
You can make them slow down, that is legal. Like you come out from somewhere, and he has to gently brake.

But this? This is not legal by any means.

>>722965553
you srs?

>>722962662
Sauce...plz

>>722963702
>Sorry Muhammad but Eurabia is shit.
Lol okay Tyrone. You have about 100 times more nigs but whatever helps you sleep at night

>>722965827
>>722965847
You didn't explain shit. I want to know WHY it fucking flips over the axis of rotation, faggot.

>>722965060
funny how the coloureds in SA are a separate race whereas in America people like Obama are just considered 'black'

>>722964731
So fucking cool, I wonder what it is in physics that makes it do that.

>>722966001
you're a shit engineer

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>>722966116
mmmm dat zoom

>>722966001
then you sure don't know shit for being an engineer.

>>722966116
> tfw phones are finally getting optical zoom back
MUH DICK

>>722966020
Those tits are proof not only of God's existence, but of God's intention to make us happy.

Praise the Lord!

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>>722966020

>>722961661
No post a cat doing the same thing.

>>722963703
>getting out of car
>whoops, forgot my phone
>gets back in

>>722962913
I lost

>>722966208
>>722966257

If you can't explain then I'm going to assume you're just as shit as me.

>>722964060
>>722964544
>implying it's not watermarked
fuck me, how do you niggers breathe?

>>722963715
I've had a ford, toyota, audi and volvo. Toyota was nice, but volvo and audi are way better. Ford was a simplistic piece of crap, engine was not that bad, but the desing was crap and the throttle felt cheap.

>>722966316
I knew a friend of the family who died from an exploding tire, but it wasn't one like that. It was a heavy hauler tire. Happened back in 2010 or so. His son was an apprentice with him at the time. He died instantly, and I hear it was a closed casket funeral. Dude could play Dr.Hook songs even better than Doctor fucking Hook.

>>722966316
That looks fake, and looks gay

>>722966001

Think of it as a shitty gyroscope.

>>722962105
Nice... But learn to fucking read.

>>722966243
>why /b/tards are so mad at niggers

I love when these threads get derailed by porn webms. Nothing makes me happier.

>>722961281
The fear in the dealers eyes, and yet it still looks like he says "you better give me my money" right before he crashes

>>722965750
Who has the sound for this?

>>722965750
Awesome

>>722966556
I love these open concept trains on the Yonge-University Line, hope they get them on the other ones.

>>722966001
you're a dumb cunt and a shit engineer

>>722966766
nope, YOU learn to fucking read

>>722961818

>>722966001
>722966001

See the yellow tape? That unbalances the weight just enough to cause it to flip. I imagine that's why the tape was put there.

And that's about as good an explanation as you're going to get (from me, anyway) without a shitload of math.

>>722966499

wtf is happening here? banned dog breed? if so why didn't they shoot the poor fucker before burying it

>>722966931
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/gif/image/1459/31/1459315706580.webm

>>722963515
literally recording evidence of yourself attempting murder

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>>722967056
it's in reverse you plonker

>>722964608
phew. I nearly lost hope

>>722967238

alright good man, i feel better now

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>>722965732
No no no, this is fucking magnets

>>722965195
Driving recklessly, a category under which cutting someone off and then brake-checking would fall, *is* illegal. Without the video? Impossible to prove. With the video? Bikerbro was more than likely cited, and insurance more than likely refused to pay out.

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>>722959396
fucking corgis man

>>722967069
thanks anon

>>722967381
What kinda idiot puts ketchup and mayonnaise on a magnet?!

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>>722967238
top of keks

>>722965776
I lol'd

>>722967039
lmao

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>>722960282
>seals

>>722966834
>>722959396
same fag

>>722966551
Did you go to the link? Did you pay the 20? Did you even find her there?

>>722967869
What breed of dog is this ?

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>>722967924
sorry but no

>>722961433
Oh, look. The nigger wants to fuck that pretty girl. Those shitskins will always get what's comin to em.

>>722968067
Growlithe

>>722960613
who the hell is she? i could never find more

>>722966020
you are so edgy and cool bucking the rules like that

can i ride your jock some time?

>>722967869
might be leonberger

>>722968231
That's pretty brutal

>>722966615
not fake. crash test dummy

>>722964731
>>722966180
>>722965553
>>722966001
>>722967051
>>722966432
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis_racket_theorem

>>722963114
ewww

>>722968500
had to punch my mom in her balls to feel manly again

>>722966947

>Look at this niggers
>This is what happens when whites are fed up
>Look again niggers
>This is the future

>>722968628
9fag

>>722961818
story?

>>722966116
Oh I guess the aliens are shit out of luck now. Disclosure is coming.

>>722962105
Jeezus i could spend a full day just playing with those

>>722959845
never turn your back on the enemy

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>>722968911
dafug is happening over there?

>>722968845
context ?

>>722968845
Hothothot

>>722968845
What kind of drugs make that happen?

>>722968006
That's so fucking hilarious

>>722969109
fukken magnets

>>722969088
don't know bro but it could be a CVE or shit

>>722968067
>tibetan mountain dog

>>722967972
islam a a religion of peace

>>722959455
THE TITLE!

SO TRUE.

#TEAMANDROID

>>722969070
Hydrochloric acid, perhaps?

>>722966556
>DEJA VU!

>>722965553
You mean to tell me you can't figure out that this takes place in space where there is no fucking gravity? Is your degree written in crayon cause you must be retarded.

>>722963702
Don't quote me on this, but i think motorcycle dumbass got thrown in jail for a minute.

Motorcycles can stop a fuck ton faster than cars. Even if the dude in the car locked up his brakes and veered, he'd still nail the bike jockey.

>>722969430
really? it burns that fast?

>>722966947
story?

>>722969136
She probably went to the dentist or something, or at least that's what the running joke was

>>722961281
SUPRAAISE MUTHA FUKKAH

>>722969070
Hydrochloric acid, or something similar

>>722969691
Holy fuck

>>722965456
Faggot, did you even visit India??

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>>722969602
I always imagine her to be the best gf

>>722969531
Yes, that's why people who have it thrown on their face or body get so fucked up from it. It's a chemical burn, so good luck getting it off of your face with no water around you to diffuse it

>>722969900
BRRAAAAAP!

>>722969900
That's fucking gross, fuck you and your dubs you piece of shit

>>722969925
but, that's a highly concentrated acid I guess

>>722969970
Of course it's the niggers that get baited

>>722967972
Clean cut through head, but not enough power to even lacerate the leg? Seems fake af to me

>>722963036

seals?
eels?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKkN-Rp8I1w

>>722969070
Sauce my man, sauce

>>722970039
what? why? that's just an ass

>>722969070
Sulfuric acid.
Hydrochloric acid doesn't oxidize like that.

>>722966243
Givin him the ol' razzle dazzle

https://discord.gg/nG9eYkd nigger

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>>722959396

>>722962105
Sauce or name please

>>722970116
dude, I don't even science

please explain yourself

>>722970114
I was just trying to be edgy anon, it seems I have failed

>>722959845
that's when you need to murder that one in front of all the others. brutally and on the spot

>>722968108
You know even if youre OP its gonna show as OP instead of you right?

>>722959929
Nobody said anything about consent, retard

>>722970308
Now thats some Jackie Chan shit right there.

>>722962991
Should do this to pedo bastards

>>722968500
sleep tight kitty

>>722959568
its hard to feel pity for a douchebag wearing 2 glasses

>>722960760
why the phat and blubbery one naked?

>>722960686
White people should have sent niggers back after they were done building up this country. Y'all fucked up by keeping them here.

>>722970308
one of the few occasions when I'm happy about sounds being disabled in webms here.

>>722970308
Did she dieded?

>>722970400
whats dat game?

>>722969531
It was just a guess, my dude.

>>722963924
I guarentee you this was just a dumb cop who hit the motorcycle accidentally, panicked, and the only thing he could think of to get himself out of it without looking like an irresponsible moron is to act like it was intentional.

Fuck cops like this, they would rather do something illegal than drop the ego, man the fuck up and own up to your fucking mistake.

>>722962662
such a fine lady

>>722961840
we wuz elephants n shiet

>>722960370
>Terminator cpu upgrade.webm
kek'd

>>722970842
Halo 2

>>722962100
Name???

>>722965862
It's the first recording of a nigger thinking.

>>722962097
fucking idiot,
that is how you break your thumb/other part of hand and hurt the face

>>722963703
What the fuck happened here?

>>722960484
holy wtf?! this was close to death

>>722965750
>>722967069
what the guy said in the end? after "I can help with that"...
did she really ment like I can jerk you off if you want...

>>722970842
besiege

>>722963703
what?

>>722969136
>>722969088
Just a shitty spanish "funny" tv program, she is obviusly acting

>>722962662
sauce for the love of fuck

>>722969070
sauce

>>722971644
yup. but that faggot was cumming already

>>722971709
We know it moron, the question is What happend, why she did that