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I have a couple of questions for you /b/ Im 32yo and Im in the

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I have a couple of questions for you /b/
Im 32yo and Im in the difficult proccess of first dates/text messages with a possible girlfriend. I know she is the chosen one and I dont want to fuck a single thing.

>What should I answer when she asks me about my sunday? Saying Im alone at home playing videogames and watching stupid videos would make me look kinda pathetic.

I dont really have social life, just 1 friend and thats all. Should I lie a bit? Tell her Im going for a walk with 2 friends or so?

Tell me about what lies you tell to possible girlfriends which make you look a good bet for them.
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>>722959379
>going on a walk with 2 friends
that's maybe the gayest thing i've heard all day
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>>722959379
don't lie. Your life only sounds pathetic if you make it seem pathetic. I love my lazy sundays lounging around playing vidya and watching a movie or whatever. Ideally you want a girl who can enjoy lazy sundays with you in the future so just be honest about what your doing.
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>>722959379
just say you're chilling
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>>722959470
Kek
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as a woman myself, staying at home and playing games isnt going to hinder the opinion she has on you. building the relationship on lies already its going to lead down a bad path. just tell the truth!!!!
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>>722959625
This OP stop being such a fucking faggot. If she has a problem with you chilling then she's clearly not the one.
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>>722959598
pretty much this op
I'm vegetablized every sunday. I don't answer my phone or talk to anyone. no one cares either
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You opportunist fag

Why are you dating? Would it really be a good relationship if you got into it by lying?

If you cant be proud about your life as a gamer, change it

But never seem insecure. Never seem like you're not living exactly the life you've wanted. They'll (fembots) be disgusted.

Fuck sake.

And if your life is something you think in popular opinion is not respected, be twice as confident and blunt about it, say fuck you to the world and be who you are.

That'll reel them in...and that's, in essence, all that matters in the end.
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>>722959771
fuck off
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OP again, thats what I always did in the past. But this one is spending the weekend with her best friend and we couldnt meet because of that.
She is texting me every 2 hours or so and I think I look like a nerd staying at home. The problem is that I come from a 6years relationship and I dont know anymore how to play the flirting game.
Honestly, answering her back the moment she writes me looks too desperated.

But yes, I shouldnt lie a single thing, starting a relationship based on just a small lie could be a really big problem.
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>>722959771
dont do this. she will ask herself why you dont have friends and this will be the "bad path" to even more loneliness. nothing wrong with going on a walk with friends. i do this at least once a week with friends since ~15 years. lie a little bit but dont overdo
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>>722960114
Don't say that "if i answer immediatly she'll think i'm desperate" shit. It makes no sense whatsofucingever. Just be honest and mostly try and stop being scared of what she'll think of you. That's the best way to actually ruin it. Make yourself be yourself.
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>32
>asking /b for dating advice

Neckbeard virgin, OP is better off just sticking with escorts.
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>>722960114
tell her you are masturbating to her. it should solve the replies problem
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Its not a virgin thing, as I told here >>722960114
I was in a 6years relationship and didnt care about these kind of things anymore.
But telling a new girl "hey Im staying at home the whole weekend without doing a single thing" isnt the best thing to tell.

I wasnt this insecure years ago, specially on my 20s, but since the breaking up I became this kind of person.
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Just own it, but spin it. Say you're doing chores and stuff (maybe laundry), don't lie about how exciting your life is - you'll just end up paying for it later. Say you're enjoying a quiet Sunday, getting some chores done, and ask if her if she'd like to grab some lunch or something.

This is her asking you out, but being too uncomfortable to ask you out because shes a girl.
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>>722960802
tell her you are cleaning
and clean you filthy piece of shit
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wow she is gorgeous :O
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>>722960865
this this this. It's about showing that you do things with confidence; even when you're not doing anything. "i've had a good week and i'm taking time to rest up and chill" is easy to say, and it doesn't make you look like a loser, it makes you look lie someone that knows themselves
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