What happens if I stick my dick in a pickle?
youll die
>>722959195
Stick your dick in the mashed potatoes.
>>722960363
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>>722960363
you'll stick your dick in the mashed potatoes die
>>722959195
Friends will mock you for having a tiny pissniss.
>>722959195
the pickle will feel an itchy pinch.
Be a man and stick the pickle in your dick instead
>>722959195
nerve gas
You'll have a dickle instead
You can buy a pickle for a nickel and a pickle's pretty slick so if you stick your dick in a pickle it'll tickle a bit unless it makes you sick in which case your dick will trickle