This is how you get laid

No.

1. Become an egg
2. Crawl into a chicken's ass
3. Get laid

Your move

>>722957071
Checkmate atheists!

>>722956901
As an employee of tesco I can honestly say I'm fed up of every fucking one of these faces. Especially that Klingon looking bitch

>>722956901
How?
Do I fuck the sandwich?

>>722956901
With a beard ?

>>722957454
no. with faggoty looking glasses and a faggoty bracelette

>>722956901

Yes, if a girl came up to me with that sandwich, I'd fuck her brains out. LOOK at that thing...

>>722956901
I made that fucking sandwich.

Not bad.

>>722957179
I'M NOT THE ONLY TESCO WORKER THAT THINKS THIS?? HECK.

>>722956901
>nu-male haircut
>nu-male glasses
>nu-male beard
>faggot bracelet
Go away OP

>>722956901
"Iain's proper croque monsieur"

Not different from any other croque monsieur.
Thanks, tesco?

>>722957165
chekm8 gaytheists

never saw a 3/2 sandwich before...

>>722956901
yeah - if you want to be a bottom

everyone knows beards are grown for tickling their boyfriends balls while they are blowing them

I made cheesecake for a coworker's birthday a couple months back and she dumped her boyfriend and started dating me. just a dumpy betafag with weight issues but my chocolate cheesecake brought one particular girl to the yard who sucks dick for chocolate, and cupcakes. She put on a couple pounds in all the right places, loves Thrash Metal, and is 23 and can't stand the idea of kids so she got her tubes tied 2 years ago.

>>722957589
yeah, i was just thinking:
if only that was a chick holding that sandwich
i would elevate her to godess level and promptly fuck her brains out.